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mormoney85:
why do you ask

Your name shows mormon. That's why I asked

mormoney85:
I am still wondering, is it bad luck or coincidence, anything the man touches or comes in contact with gets bad

Two time president same bad economy and recessions

He touched a Pigeon and it refused to fly

Joshua was doing great not until he visited him and that's it, today even if you set a match for Joshua against him self he will still lose to him self

He call the super eagles, and we all knows how it ended for them

Now since I was born I never heard any bad news from south Korea , and then few days ago there was in south Korea snapping pictures and the boom hundreds of people were dead for the same event they had been hosting for years

Please, im just curious, sorry to ask. Are you a mormon?

Nonexisting1:
Oh yes you were and I do that all the time. If that was marriage test, you passed one hundred percent. I hope men who are sourcing wives and girlfriends here are seeing this whether you are available or not. If it was when I believed in love, I would have sent you PM by now but my case is beyond repair. Me and love now are running parallel government and are like water and oil, can't mix anymore. Good luck and no more trolling you here because you have proven to be of different breed.

I agree with you. She is very mature and cultured. Ive also been observing her posts and comments for months. She has good character and she is intelligent.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

Nah wa for you ooo. Fart wey people dey use millions of naira and dollars to fart by force in the hospital, nahim you dey do freely and you dey complain. Dont be an ingrate to God. Only those who cant fart in the hospital can tell their horrendous stories.

You are lactose intolerant and anyone who is lactose intolerant will farts after taking milk. I also experience it often because im also partially lactose intolerant, sometimes mine even comes with slight diarrhea. Peak and cowbell are the worst culprits. But dano is less toxic for me. You can try dano milk or take other non-dairy milk brands like soy milk. You can even try kunu haya and honey instead of milk.

But seriously, stop making a fuss about farting. It's natural and God's given free gift to humanity. Only the dead cannot fart again. Be grateful before complaining. Who doesnt fart sef? You make it sound as if farting should be shameful. Nah wa for you o.

henrybomb:
Congrats
I lost mine around February this year due to the cash crisis and it has not been easy since then.
That particular job was just going to be 2 years this coming November but we move 🙏 I tap from this good news

Congratulations. More wins

jeromestarks:
I have an Aunty who is single at 37 due to the fact that she's a cripple. She walks around with crouches. She literally can not move her toes but the legs are there. Just there.

Yesterday, a kind-hearted man promised to buy her a car and she asked me the kinda car that will suit her. Honestly, I don't know. I don't know much able cripples and/or physically challenged people.

So, I decided to come here to seek your opinion.

Which car can a cripple in Nigeria drive?

Get a small car and take it to someone who knows how to modify the brakes and clutch. There is a way they modify the parts that will enable the disabled driver to use his/her hands to operate the brakes and clutch. Welders will know how to do it. But can your aunty drive? If she cant, she should collect the money from the samaritan and spend it on a side hustle

essentialone:
Mention that topic in Mathematics, that you still do not understand.

Mathematics lovers and haters, show ya sef.

I dont understand shii

nairagenone:
As the topic states, I am close friends with a polygamous family of 2 wives.
About 9 years ago while a youth corper I dated the first born of the 2nd wife but we kept it secret, although I think her own mom knew although the mom is late now.

It wasn't a relationship per se as I was just sleeping with her and I knew she had other guys too at the time but she always wanted me to think we were in some sort of relationship just like most ladies would.
Anyway, the whole thing fizzled out when I relocated from that city.

8 years later, I am in a new city and meet her step sister, who is younger than her but from the first wife and we are getting along fine, turns out I really like her and now considering marrying her.

The lady I dated previously is currently not married, in her 30s and I heard she lost a pregnancy recently, I dont have any relation with her other than the fact she calls me occasionally to ask for money for assistance which I render when I have the means but sometimes I don't as I am also trying to put my life together.

I recall that she could be diabolic and wouldn't put it past her to do jazz or something.

Do you think I should go ahead and marry her step sister 9 years after dating her and how should I go about it?

Should I inform the lady I dated in the past out of respect for her cos she will still eventually get to know ?

Should I tell the lady I am planning to marry about the past relationship with her step sister ?

Please advise.

Sorry to say, but you are selfish and disgusting. No vex say i rude ooo. But...ewwww, seriously? You feel comfortable sleeping with the same blood sister to your ex. You are only thinking about yourself but not your girlfriend. If the table was turned and your ex starts dating your blood brother, even planning to marry him, how will you feel?

You are not just disgusting but also a home-wrecker. You want to cause ww3 in that family between two step-sisters. If you are lucky to marry the younger sister, you will never have peace because your ex will continue to torment you. She'll start a fierce battle with her stepsister, her stepmother, and even you. She'll call her step sister a husband snatcher. She'll think the sister did it deliberately to spite her and her mother. Polygamous homes are usually filled with enmity, unhealthy competition, and diabolism. Your ex will do everything to destroy your relationship. Didnt you say that she saw your fling as a serious relationship back then? You're callous.

Better break off that relationship quickly and find another woman from another family. Your ex's family is not the family with women for sex and marriage. Stop inviting problems upon your head and those around you.

BluntCrazeMan:
Guys..




Please don't derail this thread.

Just Read And Give Your Decision.

My verdict: Buy another toy for the respondent

I remember this very well. We still have it in our house to date. The good old days🥰

Rip to the man. This story is touching and emotional.

But on a second thought, i smell foul play on the part of this woman. I hope when she cooked for him, she didnt poison the food that led to his eventual death? Because she said the man agreed that she should go and cook for him. Then later that night, she was called that he had died when she was away.

Mission accomplished!

Then she got all his wealth and assets after his demise.

Hmmm, even though im a woman, i'll still say this. "Fear women".

sol2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kiy2qAvUJ2k

You tried but you need to go back and collect your money from your producer. That beat is below average.

Music - 5/10

Performance - 2/10. You over-performed. Keep improving👍

Dexy4yah:
I dated this lady for few years... doing our courtship we had unprotected sex.
I later relocated to another state because of my studies....that's how the relationship died.

She later got married

After about 13years of not hearing from eachother....one day my phone rang and behold she was the one...she called to tell me a secret...she said her first child is mine and not her husband's.
That doing our courtship she took in, she tried to abort it but it didn't work out for her, she didn't tell me about it because she knew that i was not ready to father a child at that time.

It was at that moment that she met this guy who is now her husband...the guy hasten everything and got married to her...she made him believe that the pregnancy is his own whereas that's was not the true...the boy is 8years old now.
She said her conscience has been disturbing her that's why she opened up to me.

I told her never to let the husband know about it and let the child be the husband's own....let her just forget everything about me being the father of the child so that her marriage won't crumble.
She has a loving husband and she is blessed with three kids aside the boy.


But she made one comment that when the boy reach 22years she will tell him who his real father is....she insisted. But am against it, i told her not to try it because if she end up telling the boy about it there is every possibility that the husband will end up knowing about it and i wonder how he is going to react towards it.

(Women can keep secret sha)
Please i hope i did the right thing??

It's either this story is fake or you are mistakenly getting your calculations wrong. Im compelled to believe it's the former.

First, you and your ex lost touch but she was pregnant by then. She found another man and they rushed their wedding. Okay, now the husband is convinced that your child is his. How many months gone was your ex before she met her now hubby and started sleeping with him? Or did she start sleeping with him immediately you went away? How many months was her pregnancy after meeting her hubby before she gave birth and he didnt question her gestation period? Or he's not aware that a woman is supposed to carry a pregnancy for 9 months? Or doctors told him that his wife had a premature birth? This does not add up at all.

Secondly, which got me thinking, was that you said that both of you lost contact for 13 years, but your son is now just 8. Abeg, how come? Did you send sperm over to her from your location after 4 years of not seeing her?

mariahAngel:
I know it might be difficult for some people, but you can only choose one place.

Picture credit: Instagram

In-law

pansophist:
For men it would be porn/masturbation, for women, it would be social media/need for attention. Any man/woman that can overcome them is a strong person.

Like some women may literally die if they did not receive attention, while for men, if they do not nut at least once a week, they can also die.

Talk about being a slave to so many slave master. Lack of self-control makes you a slave to external things that can control you. The one wey worse na that person wey get many slave masters.

So just one person is addicted to porn and masturbation, to gambling, to drinking, to womanizing, smoking and a need for attention,

Only one person enrich alcohol company, the gamble house, hotels and prostitutes, tobacco company, and your engagement on social media from your likes, views, etc, which is converted to money through advertisement

That's how you become a modern slave. And many are like this, they don't know. Na that kind person every slave master like, because the person no get sense.

I dont crave attention on social media often. That makes me a strong woman🙂

blazepascal:
What is that thing you have tried to stop for a long time, but you still see your self doing it.

Borrowing people money even when i know or suspect that they wont pay back😔. I pity people too much

jeromestarks:
There was a time during my time in the University that I almost propose to one of my cute lecturers.
I was her course rep. We spent a lot of time alone in her office. Life is sweet with mature women. Mature pvssy goooood ehhhh.

Try fvck a woman in her late 30s or mid 40s and see. The feeling is heavenly. The vibe is outta this world.
Mature pvssy gooooooood!

But after fucking a mature pussy, next thing is to marry a virgin. Guy, your head needs checking by a professor of psychiatry. Your double standards stinks to high heavens. You proclaim chastity for girls but perversion for men. They can destroy any lady's life they want but they must make sure to marry a virgin. Were you not the same crook boasting about fucking your friend from a tender age? Bragging about how sweet and tight her pussy is? Shameless paedophile and a pervert. You should be in jail by now if the system is working perfectly.

So men should go and start banging every mature woman they see because that's the only thing those women are good for. Sex and sex and sex. But when those mature women are not married, you'll be the same lunatic who will condemn them for not being virgins and calling them bad names while patting your fellow men on the backs for fucking the useless mature women silly.

You think sexual purity is only for women but not for men. Sick people everywhere. The same curses a non-virgin girl will bring into her husband's home are the same curses a non-virgin man who has sampled several pussies will also bring to his home, his family, and generation, both existing and yet unborn. Dont be deceived, thinking that waywardness is your right but not a woman's right. The same judgment that a non-virgin female will get from God will be the same you and your fellow promiscuous men will get. Infact, your own go worst pass the women's sef.

Merry100:
How old were you when you had your first bf/gf?

19 years old

Alexxx2000:
As the headline post. Which of these transportation methods have you not used and why.

Let me go first.

I haven't used the aircraft because I never get money. The day I will use it, I frame it.

Also, if you have used the four, which one did you enjoy the most?

Ive only used number 3 before.

Villa12:
I think so. She should be 18 by now or close to 18. Imagine the innocent young girl being married out at that little age to a man in his 40s with children. I sincerely hope and pray God bless everyone who has promised to help her. Mr amdman May God bless you for doing this.

Her brother said she would be 18 by May. So, let's believe she's now an adult . May God bless @amdman and everyone who is queuing up to render help to the girl.

Child marriage is a bad step in the wrong direction. The mother has good intentions but poverty can push us into doing something that lacks dignity. And sadly, many men out there dont have pity for young girls. They dont see anything bad in intimacy with a minor. The 43-yo man should have declined the offer to marry her. There is even no guarantee that he would've eventually sent her to school after marrying her. He might just turn her to a baby-making machine and nanny for his kids. Im glad that her brother took a bold step by speaking up here. And he's lucky that generous people rose to rescue the poor girl from an impending doom.

May God send our helpers to us soon in Jesus name

Ive been following this story since the first thread was created. God bless everyone who reached out to help your family and the young lady. By now, she's already 18. Has she written her jamb? I wish her all the best in her endeavors. May all her dreams to become a lawyer and SAN come true.

You are a good brother with a big heart. May God also open doors for you this year.

To everyone who reached out to the family, God will reward you a hundredfold.

Dbrawllm0098:
Happy birthday to you and many more years to celebrate.

Amen. Thank you so much. God bless you

FairlyUSEDpussy:
Hbd ma'am....... wishing u all the good things of this world.........llnp

Amen. Thank you so much. God bless you

slan87:
Happy birthday, this year's birthday will never be your last on earth (Amen). Many more to witness in sound health

Amen. Thank you so much. God bless you

Kobojunkie:
Happy Birthday!

Thank you so much, sis

Bigblessed:
Happy birthday,
beauty.

Tu est belle !

Thank you so much, boss

manoflove22:
ma that 500 i go use the 400 to buy something to eat while using the 100 as charge, I'm a student and it hell being one in this time, thanks, happy birthday and long life

8159136561

Johnson

palmpay

Sent

Nemesis0147:
Happy birthday mam
God bless your new age xx

Amen. Thank you so much. God bless you

blackbone989:
Ur beauty is contagious. U r wonderfully made. Heaven will give u a miracle that will shock d world. Happy birthday to u. Am inspired by ur write up

Awwwn! Thank you for the compliment. Amen to your prayer. Im grateful. God bless you