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1Sharon:
And who taught Africans about witches?

Witchcraft is in every race and every origin. It's part of the dark powers and black magic created by the devil to rival God. Whether europe, the US, Asia, Arab,just name it,black magic,sorcery and wizardry exist, possessing human beings.

Although i dont believe that every kid who behaves strangely is a witch/wizard, but i believe that dark powers exist.

So nobody taught africa witchcraft. Africa inherited it from the devil, just like other races.

Mrlcredible:
I don't understand your profile picture oh.
You studied CLA at UI right?
Why are on a wheel chair cos I know you were very okay years back

No,ive always been on a wheelchair. I guess you are mixing me up with someone else.
But yeah,i studied CLA. Were you also a UIte?

Stupid advice from a childish married woman with immature reasoning. I thought as a married woman,toolz should be wiser than this. What will happen to the IG pictures if she starts flooding it with the pictures o? Heaven go fall? Toolz should talk about something more intelligent biko or face her marriage.

For chioma, davido outsmarted her. Both of them were playing and scheming each other ni but one was faster and sharper than the other.

I wonder where are those stupid ladies that year who were using chioma as a prayer point of contact when davido jntroduced her with assurance and 45m porsche car. They were ranting and raging all over social media then that their bfs should emulate davido and also give them assurance too. Where are they now? Im sure most of them are happy at the downfall of chioma. Girls of nowadays with fish brains and hatred for each.

The future is indeed female

vizkiz:
Just look at what this disgusting thing just typed. You proved that lady right. You’d probably call an innocent child a witch if he/she had colored eyes.

You are one of the many gullible ones who attach innocent people to dark magic just because bad things are happening around them coincidentally.

I wonder when religion became an excuse for being myopic. Pfffft!

Bro,witchcraft is real. Not all little kids are innocent. And fyi,witchcraft is not always about religion

saphiere:
It will never be well with Davido if he does not do the needful.

This is for every girl out there to learn a lesson


Davido has daughters. May this he has done to Chioma and many more be upon his daughters in Jesus name I pray Amen.

Davido, I redraw peace from you wherever you are. You shall have no peace until you do the needful.

Are you chioma's defender?

AnonPoet:
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How come the 3 guys who made that track are now dead? Idi nla is an evergreen song that i used to put on a replay back then, one of the best songs to ever come out of Nigeria.
May all their souls rest in peace. This is so shocking.

OnlyDeCapPlease:
In those type of situations, especially considering the power balance, you don't chase her. She chases you. You have to borrow a leaf from women. Just make yourself as sexy and attractive as you can - tight clothes to show off your assests (muscles, thick rod, big chest etc). Stay well groomed and smell nice. Always have a smile on your face when talking to her. Use innuendo where possible. Hold her gaze and look deep into her eyes when talking to her. If the opportunity comes up, pay her respectful comments and go out of your way (without grovelling) to be of assistance to her. Try and observe the sort of things that she likes, you need to study her. Get yourself in her head, and if you notice that she is softening towards you (green light), then start making some small calculated bold moves. However, of you notice rejection, disdain or indifference, then pull back because you have a job to think about. This is where some Nigerian guys get it wrong because they think the female is playing hard to get. Even if she is playing hard to get, sudden withdrawal of all your attention and just acting extremely formal around her will definitely spark a reaction from her. On the other hand if she really didn't want you, then you have backed down respectfully and maturely without actually showing your hand because surely you were not chasing her. You were only being nice to her because she's your boss.

Professor of women affairs . You get time o

exsodus:
I honestly don't know where to start from, but all I can say is that I'm madly in love with my boss at the office. I always think of her any time I see her pass by.
Sometimes I think I should just walk up to her office and confess my love for her but I know this might cost me my job. Please advise me on how to get her attention and also convey my feelings to her

In love or in lust? You want to date her or you want to sleep with her? Is she married?

Henrymorre:
I will try to make this story very short.

So I've always loved my babe, buy her stuffs, gives her money, takes her out, etc. So tomorrow is her birthday, and she has a very bad hair. We where talking over on phone yesterday, and she asked me to send her money to make her hair, plus she also said she doesn't have money to do her bday, and wants me to help her on it. Well, I wanted to help her do her bday shaa, just to make her happy, but I can't carry all the responsibilities alone, so I said no to her getting money to do her hair. I told her to make her hair by herself or wear a wig, since I will be ,

Paying for hotel
Buying the cakes
Buying the drinks
Buying the meat
Calling DJ to play song for her and her friends
Plus giving her a gift..

She started acting all up, that she will do the bday with her friends that she doesn't need me in it anymore, that her friend will make her hair for free blah blah, and she will sleep over at her friends place. Etc

So guys the question, is this lady really a wife material? Or someone who is just there to eat money and go?

Did I over react?

Is she jobless or an orphan or you are just a mugu?

MeghaneMorgane:
Thanks I appreciate. This is not Zzor or the "the future is female." I'm also not a feminist but I appreciate when guys respect me.

Lol. Im a lady

MeghaneMorgane:
Hi,
Please I recently created this account to avoid people knowing me as I am an active member.

Now I met a handsome young man through a professional group chat. One time I posted a message on the group, he went to check my dp and sent me a message afterwards. He is in his 30s and I'm in my 20s He asked me if I was married, I said no. I asked the same question he said no, and then he started to show so much interest in me. He went straight to the point about wanting something serious and wanting to know me better. We chatted for some days exchanged pictures and then I proposed we meet in person. Like joke, in less than a week of chatting the guy is coming to my city to see me.

I'm now beginning to realise that maybe this guy is not joking. Because of how serious he is, I am beginning to like him. I didn't read any meaning to our conversations when it initially started but now, it is like I'm falling head over heels for him. I'm trying to restrain not to show him that I like him too much so that he will not come and take me for granted. I am not being difficult but I'm just being cautious. But the problem now is that it is getting harder and harder to restrain myself by the day. Please I need advise on how not to show this guy that I like him too much.

PS: Please nobody should insult me. Just advice me. Thanks.

Hope this is not saphiere or Zzor? The future is female crooner? If so, no need to hide your identity.

Since both of you are mature adults,and you both like each other,i dont see any reason why you should restrain yourself from showing your affections to him. If he takes you for granted,then it's his loss. All you need do is to be careful with him and dont give him your all. Dont pretend or conceal your feelings for him because you are scared of being taken for granted. In the end,it doesnt pay. You will just keep suffering in silence. Just take your time to know him better and dont let him in all the way. If he asks for a relationship and you want him badly too,give him a try while finding out more about him before committing yourself fully into his hands. Cheers.

Ottyn01:
So myopic reasoning Instead of banning them from driving cars inside the school, the management should utilize the opportunity and build a car park, place security there and collect parking fee of #100 or #200 thereby creating revenue for the institution.

This comment should be screenmunched and sent to the school management for implementation.

Iamdbull:
I decided to open a new account to post this, as I am posting this am holding tears back because am inside a bus from Lagos back to my base in Ogun state.

The last thing I want in my life is to be a public figure because am a strong introvert and I hardly go out, I just want to be left alone.

Now during this festive period I travelled to my home state and on getting home, everyone was just talking about my old song and they were disturbing me to freestyle for them.

Deep down this started making me feel like am not following my purpose in life, I started having this feeling that on my dying bed I will live to regret that I didnt following my music career and thinking about the number of people my music could have put smile on their faces. I will never forgive myself, because what is life when you cant use your talent to be of service to humanity.

When I see younger artiste like Omah lay, Bella schmurda, etc I start feeling jealous and envious and the last thing I want is to be envious of another man's success.


Now even though everywhere was a lively mood and everywhere bubbling in the studio. On going home I started becoming depressed looking at the amount of money I spent on recording ( I really wanted the best so I decided to work with an expensive professional sound engineer that worked on Wizkid made in lagos album.

I can't tell anybody about what I did because I will be mocked at home for spending such an amount on my useless music career(as they will say at home). Tears is beginning to roll down my eyes as I write this but fortunately everywhere is dark.

I am panicking and feeling the song will be wack when it comes out and am a good for nothing person. I can't hold back tears in the bus.

Below is a picture of when I was invited by glo to come and perform but I bleeped it up because I was too shy to perform well in front of the crowd, Tuface, D'banj, don jazzy, Wizkid were all present

The reason why am writing this here is because nairaland is my only home. it's my only family. I love you all

Maybe you should start using mask whenever you are called to perform on stage. It should reduce your nervousness. If only you can train under someone who know how to boost your confidence. It will help. You just need to believe in yourself and stop feeling inadequate. All the best

JumpByte:
Cheap blackmail. Get lost

Hehehe,i laugh in chinese. You think im a weirdo like you? Mind you, i still have our chat history in case you dont know. I have nothing to gain from blackmailing you. I just want you to stop deceiving writers. Ive asked around about you and only few people have good reports about you. You lack manners and good human relationship. Someone chats with you to know about your business plan and how you want to pay writers 1m naira after one year of hard labour without pay,next thing was to post your epistle of business plan and block the person. Yeah,that's me. You did that because i said i have questions to ask before i agree to work with you. Now,you have changed identity but you forgot to change your phone line. You are not smart at all.

Below is the long epistle of a business plan that you posted to me on whatsapp before you block me.
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I'm building two visions in one. I'm building a content writing team where writers both new and seasoned content writers can hone their skills and become even better writers. This journey has seen ten Nairalanders onboard this vision and it has been a transformative journey for the writers that joined. Not only have they become proficient and knowledge in many areas building and adding up to their insights and personal knowledge, they find a purpose in what we do. I also run the hub as a cloud team we also have an interactional whatsapp group and we are driving towards a purpose. That eat writer can build wealth through business opportunities profits derived from the writing projects are poured into, this is the second enterprise. 


The second enterprise is another team of physical workers working onboard a 60 acres agricultural projects towards agricultural ventures like c maize cultivation over 40 acres and plantain cultivation over 20 acres. The sites are situated in Ofada. My writing team works in a way where we engage in writing services and the funds are channelled into full ding these activities. And at the end of the full cycle, writers get to earn up to 1 Million Naira, this is on an agreed contractual basis where we will both enter into signed agreement. And the financial reward can be more if the operational targets are exceeded. I welcome you if this project interests you to partake in this agribusiness venture. Willing writers that are close can come and partake In different phases of the project and get busy and gain some experience while at it. 


If it interests you, send a reply so we can begin both your content writing mentorship and your voyage on this new page, life is offering us both 



I look forward to receiving your affirmative response with great expectation of your agreement to join my WritersHub


One thing is certain, this is a journey that will not just leave you financially rewarded but will transform your views and orientation, add to your skillset and impact on your life significantly 

Thank you for indicating your interest in this opportunity to write and earn a 1 Million Naira after 12 months.




Before we proceed, we like to state out the conditions for this working contract to know if it sits well with you. ResourceHub aims to engage the services of 3 to 5 content writers over the next twelve months who would be needed to curate content on a regular over the next 12 months.



The members of this team can work from home over the next 12 months writing articles. It's like a cooperative where people put money together to run a business, but in this case, writers are engaged in writing articles and the funds channeled into ResourceHub startup agrocompany, at the end of the year, each writer that partners in this project will be paid 1 Million Naira. For individuals close to Mowe in Ogun state applying fotr this project, ResourceHub has a 2 Bedroom apartment setup as an office where writers can have fun and work from. Electricity,Generator and Internet Facilities exists for workers interested in working from the physical office.




What's the assurance of payment you may ask:



ResourceHub acquired 50 acres of land towards the cultivation of 50,000 plantains in Ogun state. If a bunch of plantain at harvest sells at 600 Naira each, the expected return becomes 30 Million Naira.


Note, plantains matures in ten months, maize will also be cultivated. The cultivation of the maize and plantain in massive scale is what the funds will be channeled into. And, the profeeds is what will be shared


with writers after 12 months.





I want to build a financial team to back this project up, and I need 5 writers to come join hands with me in pushing this project, this means, if you choose to write articles and then partner with me on this project, you will be write but not be paid biweekly but will be paid at the end of twelve months. WHY ? the funds all contract writers ought to be paid will be channeled towards the setup of the 50 acres farm, and from the profit of the farmign activities, the writer will earn his/her wage. This means you will write articles five days a week consistently for 12 months, at the end of the tenure, you will be paid 1 Million Naira as settlement for your service and contribution to the establishment of the farm.




This money will be used to pay for activities like tractor clearing, manual laborers fee, and planting the plantains.




Note:



1.      We will have a written agreement to this effect


2.      You can visit the sites and we will build a physical cooperative to drive this project together


3.      You will be paid 8,000 Naira monthly for your data needs and expenses.


4.      You can come into the project if you’re interested in participating in agricultural activities


5.      I will assign each contributor to get 250,000 Naira worth of plantains monthly the first six months after harvest so this will be a distribution structure for the produce so you will have a new business activity. This is asides from your returns towards the development of this project




You will be paid 1 Million naira at the end of the contract which both parties will enter upon engagement. Payment for service will not be paid to you per article basis or weekly, rather, the funds will be channeled into the operations of ResourceHub businesses, at the end of the contract, the business enterprise pays out each writer for their services towards the growth and development of the establishment.





This is what it's about and this offer is open to both new and seasoned writers.





Kindly indicate if this project interests you so we can proceed. Note, i will be mentoring new and yet to be fully developed writes so you can be rest assured this is a team that is committed to your financial growth and development as a writer.



Do get in touch with your decision. I like to know if this project interests you so we can begin





Thank you

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Someone in her/his right senses will never dablle into this unrealistic plan without asking questions,but you got intimidated when i said i have questions to ask before i fully commit myself into your hands. That was why you blocked me. Shame on you. I pity any writer who fall victim into your hands.

MEGA4BILLION:
You don't buy POS machine along the street. Go to your bank and apply for one

Thank you. I will tell her

Good morning fellas. Someone asked me yesterday about how to get a POS machine. But i dont have any idea on that. Please where can she get a POS machine to buy and are there any requirements she needs to have before she can purchase it?
Responses will be appreciated. Thank you.

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slimcassi:
Hello guys good evening

So last night I had a little problem on where to keep the chick for the night, due to rat issues we have at home (didn't want a situation where I might meet a headless chick next day) I finally got a place.

I have decided to keep the chick and also my instinct tells me it's going to b a female so in 3weeks time check back to see if the op has very bad instincts (anyway my instincts don't lie, lol) so am going to call her; Mira.
Say hello to Mira everyone

Everyone is so fond of Mira at home, she follows anybody and everybody at home and once u leave her presence she start to cry. So I had to do the needful make her feel at home. Earlier today I went out to get a little saw-dust, a mudu of vital starter food and some vitamins. For now Mira stays in a carton filled with saw-dust, she hasn't complained yet so I think she's ok with it.

I let her roam the compound freely and so far so good she like it cus through out today we barely heard her voice, it got to quiet to a point I started looking for her, thinking she might have gone out only to see her under a banana plant doing what chickens do best.

Will keep u guys posted, Thanks

Hello mira

But he looks cuter and more responsible without the dreads

Happy new year nairalanders

To allow God take control of everything.

emeraldvee:
God bless and protect my big brothers who really helped me this year
I'm really grateful to you guys and pray to be a better person and also help others
God bless u Sir Gentlerassky
God bless u Sir mooojy u really helped me and please forgive me
God bless u Sir hresso u really helped a nigga
Love u cho25bc

Awwwn! Thanks alot bro for the acknowledgement

29,now stuck at masters becos of ASUU strike at 34

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Child abuse,. He is too small to be stressed mentally,except if his master is his father

Karleb:
That was how I felt. Some months ago I can't say confidently I'll pay back such amount but as of now, I can pay back 10m loan.

I'm applying this time though. The deadline is till 2023.

Is it still on?

Zzor:
For the man to have done that, you must be a bad wife and him taking the children along means he's a good and responsible man who loves his family, I hate women who treats Good men badly.

This is not the same zzor that i know.

Na the same person who dey catch cruise jo . Created 2 monikers with fake story for attention . Cant waste my energy on dis rubbish matter again

Jilux:
Let's talk well on Whatsapp if u don't mind.
08021859705

Alright. Will get in touch

Jilux:
Do you reside in Ibadan? I also plan on visiting soon

I am. When do you plan to visit?