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Family / Re: My Brothers Wife Is Dragging Remote Control With Me by Chongaiman: 12:26am On Nov 10, 2014
Seems like a reincarnation of mobo444. Similar styles.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill 16 Worshippers In Yobe, Cleric Also Missing- Residents by Chongaiman: 10:21am On Nov 09, 2014
In the same vein, the Nazis made up less than 1% of the German population.
Politics / Re: "Nigerian Hidden War" Genocide Under President Jonathan by Chongaiman: 11:39pm On Nov 07, 2014
The only genocide I am aware of is that being conducted by the servants of the Islamic Allah: the merciful, the beneficent.

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Politics / Re: BOMBSHELL: Over 70% Of Northerners Are Illiterates-atiku by Chongaiman: 8:13pm On Nov 06, 2014
And they want to rule Nigeria. . .

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Politics / Re: The Presidency Admits It Was Never Ready To Deal With The Insurgency by Chongaiman: 4:10pm On Nov 04, 2014
The only thing evident is the curse of Islam on Nigeria. For goodness sake, this is no insurgency - just senseless Islamic terrorism.

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Politics / Re: What The Constitution Says About Section 68(1) by Chongaiman: 4:47pm On Oct 31, 2014

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Hmmm, seems the devil has gone home to bring his children.
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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attack At Mubi In Adamawa State by Chongaiman: 3:29pm On Oct 29, 2014
Hmm,
GEJ is de-populating the northern because of 2015...
PDP is Boko-Haram and Boko-Haram is PDP- "Azazi"
Dear Mr President,
I begging you in the name of Almighty God. Please kindly resign as we Nigerians are now aware you don't know how to sail this country...

SMH! 9ja Muslims committing their obligatory atrocities and then pointing accusing fingers to Christians!

Munafuncin dodo ya kan ci mai shi.

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Nairaland / General / Re: BREAKING: Zambian President Dies In London by Chongaiman: 8:40am On Oct 29, 2014
RIP & my condolences to Zambians. And now we have the first post-apartheid white African president . . .
Politics / Re: Fashola Is Not Smiling---- You Know Why? by Chongaiman: 8:45pm On Oct 28, 2014
He is arguably the 'weakest' governor. The 2nd term didn't come easy despite his commendable performance in the 1st term.

He may never get to become GMB's running mate because Asiwaju will not let him break the 1st of the 48 laws of power.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s $15m Returned, Says South Africa by Chongaiman: 11:08pm On Oct 24, 2014

Yes, the enemies within that'll borrow $1billion for arms yet they can't stop this useless group of boys who parade around with inferior weapons wearing Danshiki.


Or the enemies within that'll sue a former COAS to the ICC for doing his job of eliminating this useless group of boys who parade around with inferior weapons wearing Danshiki.

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Own Words Disqualify Him by Chongaiman: 2:47pm On Oct 24, 2014
I am a Christian and I will vote for Buhari. . .
I am a Christian and that makes me wary of Buhari. . .
Politics / Re: Buhari's Own Words Disqualify Him by Chongaiman: 2:34pm On Oct 24, 2014
azeezlateefah:
sharia is only applicable to Nigerian Muslims! so if Muslims want it what's your problem?

Voice of Jacob, hands of Esau!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Libya: Three Years After Ghaddafi's Fall by Chongaiman: 3:10pm On Oct 22, 2014
Verily, verily, the devil you know is less malignant than the one you don't. IMHO, the inherent obssesion of Islamists with violence would keep gullible to the crafty machinations of the US time after time.
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos : President Jonathan Commissions Dutse International Airport by Chongaiman: 9:13pm On Oct 21, 2014

If you weren't eager to test-run your new found propensity for diluted grammar,you would have noticed the conspicuous absence of a Control Tower in the pictures. Keep shaking your waterlogged head,you will shake it forever. Unam Ikot.

The Control Tower was conspicuously visible on NTA news some minutes ago.

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Politics / Re: Making It An Offence To Insult Government Officials by Chongaiman: 3:39pm On Oct 21, 2014
. . .
Dont act as a dictator, make a comprehensive DISCLAIMER POLICY backed by Your Lawyers (if you ever have one) in signatory. Don' t you ever become a stooge for anyone no matter how highly placed!

Problem is that you can't provide a toilet for people to come and poo and then absolve yourself completely from their pooing.

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Politics / Re: Making It An Offence To Insult Government Officials by Chongaiman: 3:31pm On Oct 21, 2014
The more you see, the less you understand.

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Politics / Re: Why Buhari Is A Perfect Fit by Chongaiman: 6:35pm On Oct 20, 2014
One man's halal is another man's haram! Free choice is a b.i.t.c.h.

*Modified: naughty lady Damn these filters undecided
Politics / Re: Peace Talks Split Boko Haram Into Two Groups by Chongaiman: 4:09pm On Oct 20, 2014
This Boko Haram is too Sophisticated and Too Tactical to be dismissed as just a cell..

There are more conspiracies to this issue than meets the ordinary eyes..

There are plenty things the Government is not yet telling us..

Until what we Know is not what they tell us, then we don't truly know jack shit.

Why a cease fire agreement at this stage?

If the government knew they were going to go for a peace deal, then why did they spend tax payers money to buy arms to fight boko haram..

The 1 billion loan to fight insurgency can no longer be justified..

Oritsejafor's private jet with 9.3 million dollars, the flimsy excuse was that it was to buy weapons to fight boko haram,
So why is the government no more fighting after all of this expenses..

U c.. The thing is, Nigeria is a country that thrives on deception.. Everybody deceives everybody and even the government deceive the people.. Little wonder they say PDP means "People Deceiving People".

Now they have come with sinister motives and deception, claiming cease fire and peace deals..

One day, Nigeria e go better.

Any post that bears BH without cautioning Islam/Muslims but only government/political parties should be viewed as the work of a fifth columnist.

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Politics / Re: Peace Talks Split Boko Haram Into Two Groups by Chongaiman: 4:01pm On Oct 20, 2014
This is what you get from a weak and soft president!! angry
This is what you get from the religion that preaches peace but practices violence.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Military Wing Of PDP by Chongaiman: 8:27am On Oct 18, 2014
All those that had a hand in BokoHaram and used them to kill thousands of Nigerians, they will never go unpunished.

AMEEEENNNNNN!!!!
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Military Wing Of PDP by Chongaiman: 8:07am On Oct 18, 2014

GEJ may not have created Boko haram but he is a major direct and indirect sponsor of boko haram.

Who are the foot soldiers and of what extraction are they?
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Military Wing Of PDP by Chongaiman: 8:04am On Oct 18, 2014
All known politicians that have anything to do with Boko haram are in PDP.


They are also referred to as "O ye who believe" in their holy book.
Romance / Re: Please Help!!!!!!! She Wants To Come Back After A Year She Broke My Hearth by Chongaiman: 12:18pm On Aug 21, 2014
Story that touches. . .

To forgive is divine. However, you should always have it at the back of your mind that you are to her, 'the available that becomes desirable' due to the unavailabilty of the desirable. If you can live with that second class status, best of luck!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Try Solving This Riddles by Chongaiman: 7:48am On Jan 04, 2014
3. Micheal

4. Son

5. Doctor is her father.

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Politics / Re: A Thread For Christian Northerners For GEJ 2015 by Chongaiman: 1:22pm On Dec 26, 2013
The thread wasn't started by a northern Christian. Most of the monikers here aren't even theirs. We dey watch una in 3D & HD. undecided

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Jokes Etc / Re: Try Solving This Riddles by Chongaiman: 4:02pm On Dec 24, 2013
haibe: How does cross dressing even . answer the riddle?

Alamieyeiseigha finz wink


'Today' is Monday.

Merry Christmas!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Try Solving This Riddles by Chongaiman: 11:09am On Dec 21, 2013
Cross dressing/transgender/sex change finz. wink
Politics / Re: Jonathan ‘s Reply To Obasanjo by Chongaiman: 8:38am On Dec 21, 2013
FTC! All thanks to Obatala and Amadioha!

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