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Of all people....Youths.

Of all platforms.....Nairaland.

...Issokay...



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PROVERBS 6:1 - 5 (NIV)

1. My son, if you have put up security for your neighbor, if you have shaken hands in pledge for a stranger,

2. you have been trapped by what you said, ensnared by the words of your mouth.

3. So do this, my son, to free yourself, since you have fallen into your neighbor's hands: Go--to the point of exhaustion-- and give your neighbor no rest!

4. Allow no sleep to your eyes, no slumber to your eyelids.

5. Free yourself, like a gazelle from the hand of the hunter, like a bird from the snare of the fowler.



Mazi Abaribe, your time starts now...

Husband & wife matter? Oga, who am I to judge?

Came here for story that touches only to see quasi-philosophical ifs. If I want to hear "If", Davido dey na.

Happy Independence Anniversary sha!

@OP

Seems you've entered one chance! Your own mugu levels pass Muguruza!
If she could do those things regarding her ex under your nose,
I can't even begin contemplating what she'll do with him behind your back.

As a proof that your village people are not done with you yet,
you are there asking rhetorical questions instead of taking appropriate action.

Let me come and be going......

The Arabic Bible calls Jesus, Yesu. The Eesa the Qur'an talks about must surely be someone else.

Meanwhile, why should I believe an Arab's account over that of a Jew pertaining to a Jew seeing that he couldn't even get the name right?

oyb:
https://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150408172201-08-cnnphotos-vietnam-anniversary-restricted-super-169.jpg

one of the most horrible pictures to come out of the vietnam war

The n.aked crying girl refers. Her name is Kim Phuc. Going by her name, she apparently gives no f@#ks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phan_Thi_Kim_Phuc

I believe a similar thread was created prior on this forum. The real deal is at the website below:


https://www.google.com/search?q=horrifically+sad+historical+photos&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b&gfe_rd=cr&ei=my2gWeD7JcqdXoTxp8gL

@OP

With friends like you, who needs enemies?

Just look at how the beneficiaries of the quota system are vibrating. The OP never mentioned anything about resources being taken from any region to another but rather on overdependence of the North on the Centre. Of course, contributions to the Centre from the various regions are disproportionate. Their quota-based education is apparent in their logic and rhetoric.

The quota system is a deliberate policy to ensure that baboon dey chop while monkey dey work. Those baboons are the elements that are vociferously against restructuring of the national entity. One day be one day........




Anyone quoting me maliciously, Evans fall on you.

Your guy no try at all! Aren't we all in this quagmire together? Who is he expecting to take over his share of the recession and hardship? I hope he has learnt his lesson. There is no place like home.

Stockholm syndrome

In the event of an unwanted boner, simply stiffen the muscles in other parts of your body such as the arms and legs. The brain will give 'priority' of blood flow to those muscles thereby easing your embarrassing boner.

muteeu:
. *Quotes regarding Islam by some Western philosophers:*...

Find time to read more quotes by other notable non-muslims:

https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Quotations_on_Islam_from_Notable_Non-Muslims?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C2918906512

This is just one of Adolf Hitler's quotes pertaining to Islam:

The best thing is to let Christianity die a natural death. A slow death has something comforting about it. The dogma of Christianity gets worn away before the advances of science... The instructions of a hygienic nature that most religions gave, contributed to the foundation of organized communities. The precepts ordering people to wash, to avoid certain drinks, to fast at appointed dates, to take exercise, to rise with the sun, to climb to the top of the minaret — all these were obligations invented by intelligent people. The exhortation to fight courageously is also self-explanatory. Observe, by the way, that, as a corollary, the Moslem was promised a paradise peopled with sensual girls, where wine flowed in streams — a real earthly paradise. The Christians, on the other hand, declare themselves satisfied if after their death they are allowed to sing hallelujahs! ...Christianity, of course, has reached the peak of absurdity in this respect. And that's why one day its structure will collapse. Science has already impregnated humanity. Consequently, the more Christianity clings to its dogmas, the quicker it will decline!

GenBuhari:
...If he makes the mistake to go to London again half dead they will give him his final and lethal dose of poison, he may even be allowed to return to Nigeria to die within weeks....
Wait and see the evil agenda the imperialists have for us once they delete PMB and install their stooge Osinbajo.
May the ancestors of our land guide us and enlighten us to resist and defeat these white imperialist devils and their agents in our midst.

Oya, as Baba don make mistake so, make you enter dry fasting mode sharp sharp to avert the administration of the final and lethal dose of poison

Wait ooo you mean Gh 900,000 is equivalent to our 65m?

They knocked off a number of zeroes in their bank notes during the previous decade.
The currency's name was thus changed from Cedi to Ghana Cedi.
Soludo wanted to do the same thing with the Naira shortly after but UMYA no gree am.

piperson:
please what's the name of that Indian movie

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagin_(1976_film)?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3359942339

Were you born to be friend zoned?,cos your friendzone level is very high.

Same thoughts here. E be like say the tin dey him body

As surely as the night follows the day, so shall this thread make FP....

Nagin, call Nneka... Your family members have been massacred

Jabioro:
Only God's know why this guy is everywhere ranting, Bubu should not go back to London.. like if he die today,they would share you part of Bubu's property.. Death na death oo What's your business, whatever it is ,channel it to Aso Rock.. I beg.

The OP is possibly a member of the BMC. If anything happens to his benefactor/employer, the OP will be back to labour market - an unpleasant prospect in view of the times.

OP, what of the ones you have "chopped" before and refused marry? I don't think their husbands too will have any good relationship with you. What goes around...

Abeg, first fix Tonto Dike & Churchill own first. It will convince me.

@ OP. It is because love is blind while marriage is an eye-opener.

OK OP. You don't read all those stories. That means you read some. Issorite. Who send you?

Snow ko, blizzard ni. Those are hailstones from a hail storm. You can learn more from the link below:


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hail?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9917820224


Modified: Chai! OP don tactically change topic sharp sharp .

zainabxel:
I love Asa but her last Album didn't measure up to the previous two

Bed of Stone? I guess it is different strokes for different folks.

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For what? A beg the one wey I read don do me.

The author should read George Orwell's "1984" to get understanding of the concept of Big Brother and the All Seeing Eye.

Baddo, abeg, biko, ejoo consider Airforce1 na.

@OP, I heartily congratulate you on this lifetime achievement! When the good Lord asks what you did with your life, you could mention it again.

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