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Politics / Re: 'You Cannot Withdraw Your Surety Until You Produce Kanu' - Judge Tells Abaribe by Chongaiman: 6:14pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
PROVERBS 6:1 - 5 (NIV) 1. My son, if you have put up security for your neighbor, if you have shaken hands in pledge for a stranger, 2. you have been trapped by what you said, ensnared by the words of your mouth. 3. So do this, my son, to free yourself, since you have fallen into your neighbor's hands: Go--to the point of exhaustion-- and give your neighbor no rest! 4. Allow no sleep to your eyes, no slumber to your eyelids. 5. Free yourself, like a gazelle from the hand of the hunter, like a bird from the snare of the fowler. Mazi Abaribe, your time starts now... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Someone Should Judge This Serious Case by Chongaiman: 10:48pm On Oct 13, 2017 |
Husband & wife matter? Oga, who am I to judge? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Should I Continue In This Relationship? by Chongaiman: 10:19am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Came here for story that touches only to see quasi-philosophical ifs. If I want to hear "If", Davido dey na. Happy Independence Anniversary sha! |
Romance / Re: Me Vs My Girlfriend Vs Her Ex... (serious Matters) by Chongaiman: 6:44pm On Sep 26, 2017 |
@OP Seems you've entered one chance! Your own mugu levels pass Muguruza! If she could do those things regarding her ex under your nose, I can't even begin contemplating what she'll do with him behind your back. As a proof that your village people are not done with you yet, you are there asking rhetorical questions instead of taking appropriate action. Let me come and be going...... 5 Likes
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Religion / Re: Counter Thread To What Muslims Believe Concerning Jesus Christ by Chongaiman: 7:49am On Sep 24, 2017 |
The Arabic Bible calls Jesus, Yesu. The Eesa the Qur'an talks about must surely be someone else. Meanwhile, why should I believe an Arab's account over that of a Jew pertaining to a Jew seeing that he couldn't even get the name right? 139 Likes 8 Shares |
Education / Re: Horrifically Sad Historical Photos That Completely Shook The World by Chongaiman: 1:20pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
oyb: The n.aked crying girl refers. Her name is Kim Phuc. Going by her name, she apparently gives no f@#ks. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phan_Thi_Kim_Phuc |
Education / Re: Horrifically Sad Historical Photos That Completely Shook The World by Chongaiman: 3:07pm On Aug 25, 2017 |
I believe a similar thread was created prior on this forum. The real deal is at the website below: https://www.google.com/search?q=horrifically+sad+historical+photos&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b&gfe_rd=cr&ei=my2gWeD7JcqdXoTxp8gL |
Romance / Re: Another Abroad Marriage Is Crashing Before My Eyes. by Chongaiman: 1:23pm On Aug 24, 2017 |
@OP With friends like you, who needs enemies? 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: This Quota System And Sharing Formula Is Keeping The North Backward by Chongaiman: 8:10pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
Just look at how the beneficiaries of the quota system are vibrating. The OP never mentioned anything about resources being taken from any region to another but rather on overdependence of the North on the Centre. Of course, contributions to the Centre from the various regions are disproportionate. Their quota-based education is apparent in their logic and rhetoric. The quota system is a deliberate policy to ensure that baboon dey chop while monkey dey work. Those baboons are the elements that are vociferously against restructuring of the national entity. One day be one day........ Anyone quoting me maliciously, Evans fall on you. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Help!!! My Friend Got Deported From Ukraine by Chongaiman: 7:49pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
Your guy no try at all! Aren't we all in this quagmire together? Who is he expecting to take over his share of the recession and hardship? I hope he has learnt his lesson. There is no place like home. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: 'We Support Buhari To Stay In Office, Not To Step Down': Kaduna Youths Protest by Chongaiman: 2:35pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
Stockholm syndrome 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: Guys, how do you control your public erection,share your experience! by Chongaiman: 4:19pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
In the event of an unwanted boner, simply stiffen the muscles in other parts of your body such as the arms and legs. The brain will give 'priority' of blood flow to those muscles thereby easing your embarrassing boner. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Photos Of Nigerian Soldiers Praying With Their Guns In The North by Chongaiman: 10:38am On Jul 02, 2017 |
muteeu: Find time to read more quotes by other notable non-muslims: https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Quotations_on_Islam_from_Notable_Non-Muslims?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C2918906512 This is just one of Adolf Hitler's quotes pertaining to Islam: The best thing is to let Christianity die a natural death. A slow death has something comforting about it. The dogma of Christianity gets worn away before the advances of science... The instructions of a hygienic nature that most religions gave, contributed to the foundation of organized communities. The precepts ordering people to wash, to avoid certain drinks, to fast at appointed dates, to take exercise, to rise with the sun, to climb to the top of the minaret — all these were obligations invented by intelligent people. The exhortation to fight courageously is also self-explanatory. Observe, by the way, that, as a corollary, the Moslem was promised a paradise peopled with sensual girls, where wine flowed in streams — a real earthly paradise. The Christians, on the other hand, declare themselves satisfied if after their death they are allowed to sing hallelujahs! ...Christianity, of course, has reached the peak of absurdity in this respect. And that's why one day its structure will collapse. Science has already impregnated humanity. Consequently, the more Christianity clings to its dogmas, the quicker it will decline! |
Politics / Re: He Must Not Go Back To Doctors In England, They Would Finish Him Off. by Chongaiman: 12:08pm On May 09, 2017 |
GenBuhari: Oya, as Baba don make mistake so, make you enter dry fasting mode sharp sharp to avert the administration of the final and lethal dose of poison |
Crime / Re: Stanbic Bank Worker In Ghana Who Absconded With N67M Arrested (Photos) by Chongaiman: 12:03pm On May 09, 2017 |
Wait ooo you mean Gh 900,000 is equivalent to our 65m? They knocked off a number of zeroes in their bank notes during the previous decade. The currency's name was thus changed from Cedi to Ghana Cedi. Soludo wanted to do the same thing with the Naira shortly after but UMYA no gree am. 10 Likes |
Agriculture / Re: I Found Multiple Pythons On My Farm (Photos) by Chongaiman: 10:22am On May 04, 2017 |
piperson: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagin_(1976_film)?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3359942339 |
Romance / Re: Are Married Women Are Allowed To Have Male Friends? by Chongaiman: 5:53pm On May 03, 2017 |
Were you born to be friend zoned?,cos your friendzone level is very high. Same thoughts here. E be like say the tin dey him body |
Agriculture / Re: I Found Multiple Pythons On My Farm (Photos) by Chongaiman: 8:05pm On May 02, 2017 |
As surely as the night follows the day, so shall this thread make FP.... Nagin, call Nneka... Your family members have been massacred 71 Likes 5 Shares
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Politics / Re: He Must Not Go Back To Doctors In England, They Would Finish Him Off. by Chongaiman: 8:44am On Apr 09, 2017 |
Jabioro: The OP is possibly a member of the BMC. If anything happens to his benefactor/employer, the OP will be back to labour market - an unpleasant prospect in view of the times. 1 Like |
Family / Re: My Fiancée Had An Incest Relationship With Her Cousin Years Back, I'm Devastated by Chongaiman: 11:00pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
OP, what of the ones you have "chopped" before and refused marry? I don't think their husbands too will have any good relationship with you. What goes around... 144 Likes 13 Shares |
Family / Re: Lets Fix Your Marriage/relationship Issues With Our Mystic Powers by Chongaiman: 10:53pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
Abeg, first fix Tonto Dike & Churchill own first. It will convince me. |
Family / Re: Why Do Things Change After Marriage? by Chongaiman: 10:48pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
@ OP. It is because love is blind while marriage is an eye-opener. 26 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: I Just Hate This So Called Sex Stories On Nairaland by Chongaiman: 10:44pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
OK OP. You don't read all those stories. That means you read some. Issorite. Who send you? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Excitement As Ice / Hailstones Fall In Ekiti State Today (Photos/video) by Chongaiman: 10:32pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
Snow ko, blizzard ni. Those are hailstones from a hail storm. You can learn more from the link below: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hail?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9917820224 Modified: Chai! OP don tactically change topic sharp sharp . 28 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Asa Regrets Doing A Jingle For Guaranty Trust Bank by Chongaiman: 12:53pm On Mar 11, 2017 |
zainabxel: Bed of Stone? I guess it is different strokes for different folks. 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Kemen Family Sues Organizers Of Big Brother Naija by Chongaiman: 6:59am On Mar 08, 2017 |
Get More From w w w dot goo dot gl/RMLw0i For what? A beg the one wey I read don do me. |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother TV Show Is A Devilish Programme – See This Photo & Proof - Wikinaija by Chongaiman: 4:44pm On Mar 03, 2017 |
The author should read George Orwell's "1984" to get understanding of the concept of Big Brother and the All Seeing Eye. 25 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: "Should I Sign Obadice?" - Olamide Asks (See Fans Opinion) by Chongaiman: 11:15am On Feb 17, 2017 |
Baddo, abeg, biko, ejoo consider Airforce1 na. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: I Think I Have The Highest Likes On Nairaland (screenshot)! by Chongaiman: 9:00am On Dec 31, 2016 |
@OP, I heartily congratulate you on this lifetime achievement! When the good Lord asks what you did with your life, you could mention it again. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Things That Made Nairaland Interesting 2016 by Chongaiman: 8:54am On Dec 31, 2016 |
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Crime / Re: SHAME , IGBO MAN Arrested With Deadly Weapon At Sourthern Kaduna (photo) by Chongaiman: 8:46am On Dec 31, 2016 |
Where is the Fulani attire? Shame on you OP. |
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