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Nairaland / General / Re: Is This A Form Of Psychosis????? by Chongaiman: 12:50am On Jan 26, 2013
He was probably talking on his phone. Una for take style ask am na who him dey call.
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Facts And Fallacies Of The War In Mali by Chongaiman: 12:21am On Jan 26, 2013
aurenflani:

You are nothing but a religious bigot and brainwashed western media dog attempting to pose as an intellectual with ability to make analysis on international politics but as always with your kind, you have failed. Your types are a serious disgrace to fairness and truth.

Ok na. I don hear you. So other than name-calling, what opinion have you passed across? BTW as someone earlier pointed out, truth is relative, right? There is the truth that suits you, the truth that suits me and the real truth. That mine doesn't conform to yours should not be a cause for needless bellicosity. wink Ina ruwan biri da gada?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Chongaiman: 11:32pm On Jan 25, 2013
Msauza:
I agree they are more but not enough. Have you seen the total budget of Nigerian military is not even half the budget of South Africa's department of defence. Such budget is very small to procure modern equipments since you cannot even develop your own arms. SA has a lot of that, you must see them when they are on convoy across our roads.
To each, his own. Last time I checked, both countries posed no threat to each other's interests.


Henry120:
Ammo per soldier, each soldier carries 4 extra clips apart from the mag on the rifle. That is 1 ak-47/akm and 5 magazine. Per soldier.
andrewza:
shot. A tad low for a war but a ok number for poliece duties such has fight BH.
In conventional warfare, the supply system in the field consists of at least 3 line scales of combat supplies. The second line scale of combat supplies is always on wheels in the 'A' Echelon which gives immidiate support to, and is ever ready to supply the 'F' Echelon as the need arises.

BTW in the spirit of this "My Mercedes is bigger than yours" thread, I would like to know:
1. Who has the largest d1ck in WWE.
2. Who has the biggest balls in WWE.
Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by Chongaiman: 10:38pm On Jan 25, 2013
Na odeshi dem dey use.

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Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by Chongaiman: 10:09pm On Jan 25, 2013
Abrantie: My honest opinion -- Zambia didn't deserve that penalty. As much as I get a good feeling whenever Nigeria loses or comes up short, this particular one doesn't feel so good. I don't know why.

TAH!!! APRIL FOOL!!! grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Zambia, Nigeria, Burkina Faso, Ethiopia - AFCON 2013 Group C by Chongaiman: 8:36pm On Jan 25, 2013
Kasala don burst join!! grin grin grin
Chongaiman: Choi!!! Yawa don gas! grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Zambia, Nigeria, Burkina Faso, Ethiopia - AFCON 2013 Group C by Chongaiman: 8:31pm On Jan 25, 2013
Choi!!! Yawa don gas! grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Zambia, Nigeria, Burkina Faso, Ethiopia - AFCON 2013 Group C by Chongaiman: 8:23pm On Jan 25, 2013
Men, that Burkinabe goalie was just unfortunate. embarassed
Good for Cush though. cheesy
Na wa 4 today's Group C refs. undecided
Politics / Re: Here's What OBJ Has To Say About Rtd Gen. Muhammed Buhari by Chongaiman: 7:29pm On Jan 25, 2013
zegtech: Here's what OBJ has to say about Rtd Gen. Muhammed Buhari......... ......Gen. Muhammadu Buhari is an upright man. Not many people know that his 1st daughter is married to an Igbo man from Anambra. He exempted Christians from performing duty on Sundays.

When his Muslim soldiers asked him to exempt them from duty on Friday, he told them the bible says Christians should rest on the 7th day, the Muslims should show him where the Koran says they should rest on Fridays.

As head of state he slashed the number of Muslim going on pilgrimage by 50%. His driver and cook for the past 10 years plus are Christians yet some uninformed Nigerians say he is a bigot. It is a pity that some people failed to understand that PDP deliberately capitalised on the gullibility of Nigerians to paint him black. This they did in order to keep their loot and ensure that he never gets the opportunity to send them to gaol.

How many Nigerians would hold the appointment of government, minister of petroleum, PTF chairman and head of state yet don’t own a house in Abuja? He has only one house and never kept a foreign account.Love him, hate him you cannot take his integrity away from him.

Hands of Esau, voice of Jacob. Could OBJ (of do-or-die-affair fame) have said this? As to his daughter marrying an Igbo, seeing is believing. Who tell am say Sunday na di 7th day? Has he heard about the 7th Day Adventists? Does the bible not say, "Render unto to Caesar what is Caesar's?" He should have rendered unto the 9jan Army what rightfully belonged to it.

He may have been a good Head of State - that was then. His short fuse would lead to his impeachment in a democracy in no time. Christians of northern extraction would do well to remember his shenanigans during the Kaduna Sharia crisis and the handiwork of his supporters after the 2011 presidential election. A leopard can't change its spots. BTW his incorruptible credentials are called to question due to his insistence that Abacha never stole anything.
Nairaland / General / Re: 25 Abbreviations You Must Know About by Chongaiman: 6:22pm On Jan 25, 2013
SlyIg:
In My Humble Opinion.

Dat one na FYM. . . .

Deep down, the speaker means:

In My Haughty Opinion grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Facts And Fallacies Of The War In Mali by Chongaiman: 5:11pm On Jan 25, 2013
Let Mr. Louis have his say and the majority, its way. He pretends not to know that national interest lies at the heart of international diplomacy. Left to him, the oppressive goverments that were swept away by the Arab Spring should have been left in place (even against the wishes of the majority of the people). Therein lies his interest - the people could go to hell so long as no Islamist regime was in place. Whatever happened to "Vox populi, vox Dei"? He is even working against his interests here as the intervention this time is against an Islamist group.

He then continues with half-truths and conjectures. Apart from Libya, were there any overt Western interventions in the Arab Spring? In pursuance of its interests, the West was ready to take a chance with a possible Islamist government in Libya rather than Ghaddafi. Ghaddafi had it coming. He was like Nza the bird that challenged its chi to a duel, after eating to its satisfaction. Mr. Louis wants us to believe that 9/11 was a false-flag operation. undecided Is he the one to determine the legitimacy of the Malian presidency for the world? From the relative safety of Belgium, he could afford to downplay the Malian crisis. He very well knows his opinion would not stand up to proper scrutiny hence his digression through the use of Sagamite's favourite word low class speech and obsession with the French president's choice of words about destroying the Malian Islamists.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 2:59pm On Jan 25, 2013
Sagamite:

So you think "kill am" fucktards like you are professionals? grin grin grin grin grin

Just look at yourself, listen to yourself!!!! See what sociopathy is doing to you. How long will you wallow in your self-induced misery? You are hallucinating - not knowing where reality ends and fantasy starts. Your smileys can't take away your pains you poor, lonely, very lonely Londoner. Don't be too proud to ask peeps around to show you love. You really have nothing to lose other than your delusional pride.

There is more to life than hiding in NL and typing 20000 psychedelic posts in record time. GET HELP FAST!!!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 1:41pm On Jan 25, 2013
No dude. I told you before - muddled thoughts are making you illogical. I meant you should not bring other NLers into your league.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 1:12pm On Jan 25, 2013
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I am only focussed on you. Poor, lonely Londoner. Your sad, demented and delusional life has turned you into a misfit, the online version of BH - a troll. You are sick. Treat yourself first before looking at others. GET HELP FAST!!!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 12:01pm On Jan 25, 2013
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An aggressive nature is usually an inherited or developed propensity. A common theme is a battered, abused childhood leading to feelings of rejection and worthlessness. This leaves a lasting imprint on the brain and is usually manifested in an anti-social lifestyle. Sociopathy if untreated could be deadly. GET HELP FAST!

And please stop lurking as a guest:
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 11:44am On Jan 25, 2013
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You are one unhappy, insecure soul. A million smileys can't hide that fact. Keep on exhibiting your low self-esteem, immaturity and delusions. You lack confidence, self-control and communication skills. It is a mental disorder - you REALLY need help. Read Goleman's "EI".
Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 9:44am On Jan 25, 2013
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Tah!!! Delusions again - just as revealed in your signature. For the repeated time, you are out of touch with reality. You lack self-control. Self-restraint is the basis for will and character of which you are deficient. You are therefore incapable of being logical. You fool no one, only yourself. You need to get a life. You are presently dwelling in your make-believe world. Your posts are devoid of intellect hence your need to always spice them up with fucktardry and name-calling.

I repeat, spending 8 months out of the last 5 years on NL clearly shows you have no life outside of the net. Likewise, 20000 posts laced with e-bravado, uncouthness and bellicosity do not amount to intellect or life achievement. They only reflect an empty, insecure, lonely life and indicate the need for psychiatric assistance.

You could put your abundant idle time to good use by reading Daniel Goleman's "Emotional Intelligence". It would do you a world of good as you apparently have the emotional intelligence of a spoiled toddler.
Family / Re: Undeniable Facts About Marriage by Chongaiman: 11:17pm On Jan 24, 2013
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Either childish logic or as a result of association with social misfits.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 10:58pm On Jan 24, 2013
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Only deluded minds would assume that uncouthness connotes intellect. Who dash monkey? You have as usual exhibited your immaturity and impulsive nature. Poor, lonesome dude. You really need help - you failed to notice the similarities between you and the BH guys. They exhibit in real life what you exhibit online - sociopathy. The security agencies were established to protect law-abiding citizens from such misfits. You need help as you obviously lack the capacity to turn your life around.

Your life does not start and end on NL. Real men are out there answering the clarion call while you are busy hating and forming e-braveheart. Your ignorance about military matters is laughable. Uncouthness doesn't make you cool, it just makes you a nuisance. Boy, you fool no one - you are one insecure, shy and lonely fellow who needs a faceless forum to live out his fantasies. Get a life. Your type needs to vilify others who are way better just to salve that feeling of inferiority. Sadly, it does not change your unenviable reality.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 12:13pm On Jan 24, 2013
The worst kind of deceit is self-deceit my poor, lonely Londoner. Your posts are interspersed with grinning emoticons while your words are full of bile. Dude, you are one unhappy, miserable soul who can't wait to dish out his hatred, envy and misery to anyone within reach. Your solace is NL yet your predestined fucktardry would not allow even temporal escape from your sad reality. 8 months, 20000 posts in under 5 years on NL clearly indicate the need for a real life. You need a psychoanalyst ASAP.

A profile claiming to be young (more like immature), fyne (in your delusions because a face mirrors the heart) and black (more likely the colour of your heart and thoughts). See who is talking about haters! shocked Talking against silly opinions from others while your posts are usually such. And talking about training 9ja girls to be lady-like in your signature. . .Haba! Teacher teach thyself! You are more of an agbero than they are.

What is the source of your poor self-esteem, fragile ego, frustration and hatred? Brought up on a diet of uncouthness and fucktardry? Poor soul. One job by day, two by night. Getting high on NL. Delusions of grandeur. When you look at the mirror, don't you see a poor lonely soul needing urgent help? Just kidding! Your type would see something else:

Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 12:10pm On Jan 24, 2013
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Family / Re: Undeniable Facts About Marriage by Chongaiman: 10:01am On Jan 24, 2013
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Many threads usually start out nicely until NL-addicted sociopaths start spewing BS.
Family / Re: Undeniable Facts About Marriage by Chongaiman: 9:54am On Jan 24, 2013
Sagamite:

Responisible for what?

They should pay your rent?
There goes the sociopath with itchy fingers itching for an e-fight. Must you always exhibit your belligerence?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 9:09am On Jan 24, 2013
@Sagamite
Eiyahh!!! You spent almost 8 months out of your last 5 years on NL? shocked
Poor, poor, lonely, very lonely Londoner. Cold climate, cold neighbours. 8 FREAKING MONTHS ON NL IN UNDER 5 YEARS!!! Dem dey pay you? No family? No friends? No jobs? Sure, we know the one job by day, two jobs by night way of life of your types over there. Delivery man by day, bartender/male stripper by night? You find NL as a kind of opiate? Where to vent out your frustations? An escape from reality?

Yes, Nairaland is owned by . . . . .
In your pathetic case, Sagamite is owned by Nairaland! Get a life, boy.

Poor sociopath - even mods are following you! Is it because they know that you are a disaster waiting to happen? Boy, you are one bitter, unfulfilled, hating soul - your posts bear me witness. You can't but give out of the abundance of your dark, gloomy heart. How many times have you been banned? BTW where do you reside/squat? Harlesden? Hackney? Stockwell? Will be back with more of your false life. My advice again, get a life. 20,000 posts on NL in such a short time do not amount to a life achievement.

Till then, the capabilities of the 9jan military remain underhyped unlike your sanity which is grossly overhyped.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 5:04pm On Jan 23, 2013
@Sagamite
That form of puttee is called warming pot. grin Apart from improving pain threshold and physical endurance (the neck becomes bullet-proof cheesy), it is a time-tested remedy for hypothermia and enhances clear thinking (of which you are understandably deficient). Remember how gold is refined by fire? wink Had one general(?) of your ethnic extraction been toughened as such, we would all have been spared the embarrasment of watching him kneeling, weeping (shamelessly) and blaming the hapless devil for his misdeeds, years back. Tufia! That was a slap on the galantry of the 9jan military. Your obsession with words like r a p e, f u c k, lunatism, kidnapping, savagery and your veiled references to paedophilia, are deeply unsettling. May have to check your profile to see if I could get some clues regarding your shocking state of mind.

In the meantime, please meditate on the fact that the ranking underhyped the 9jan military - just like your sociopathy.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 3:24pm On Jan 23, 2013
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Yes, you are childishly temperamental - ALWAYS losing your cool even over the most mundane of issues. What circumstances and experiences conspired to make you such an insecure sociopath? And to add diarrhoea to bellyache, you have the most uncouth tongue on NL. You obviously have a very, very fragile ego. Please find solace in Beyonce:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbnPkK76Ask

And don't forget that the 9jan military is being underhyped - just like your sociopathy.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 1:16pm On Jan 23, 2013
Sagamite:

You are a person!

My type will proactively and aggressively ensure cretins like you are not allowed into military.

It is my type that are in 'professional armies' like the ones in the West. It is fucktards like you and acidosis that are in 'career militia' like the one Nigeria has.

Raaping, murderous animal!


Rantings of a psycopath. My type is this, my type is that. . . Who cares? See you losing your cool over nothing, yet being slave to the least of impulses, you think you are a material for the military. Continue in your delusions. I know what you are - the accidental discharge type. You really need a psychiatrist or a psychoanalyst at least.

Meanwhile back to topic, 9jan army is actually underhyped in the rankings. More reasons for you to bellyache. wink
Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 10:47am On Jan 23, 2013
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On the contrary, we should all be grateful that you in particular - egotistical + impulsive + destined (cursed?) to be uncouth - are neither in the military nor paramiltary. Your type could make any kind of occupation stink. Unfortunately, your type is to be found in all fields of human endeavour.

Chongaiman: . . .is your uncouthness a talent or your destiny?

Sagamite: Yes. . . My superior intellect gives me a right to do that. That is my destiny. . .
Romance / Re: Chei! This Girl Don Finish Guys Ohhh!! by Chongaiman: 10:22am On Jan 23, 2013
190-the-clown:


. . .She's 36 - No husband, No boyfriend
And she's on Nairaland deceiving young boys about. . .

She young na. I was assuming all this while that she was in her early 40s.
Sports / Re: Zambia, Nigeria, Burkina Faso, Ethiopia - AFCON 2013 Group C by Chongaiman: 6:02pm On Jan 21, 2013
jhydebaba: We are topping the group tonight.
UP SUPER EAGLES
Of Nigeria

Your optimism gives me optimism. grin
Sports / Re: Zambia, Nigeria, Burkina Faso, Ethiopia - AFCON 2013 Group C by Chongaiman: 5:54pm On Jan 21, 2013
Well done Cushites. Zambian coach is not smiling. Game over.
Sports / Re: Zambia, Nigeria, Burkina Faso, Ethiopia - AFCON 2013 Group C by Chongaiman: 5:48pm On Jan 21, 2013
Anybody noticed that Ethopian prayer warrior? grin

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