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Politics / Re: Saraki, PDP, 15 Pro-Saraki Senators Plan To Attack APC Senators – Yekini Nabena by Chongaiman: 1:43pm On Aug 14, 2018
Oga LINUS don come again...

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Romance / Re: Man Tries To Woo Woman On Facebook, Gets Most Intense Verbal Abuse Of His Life by Chongaiman: 12:24pm On Aug 14, 2018
The guy's lack of proficiency in English did him.
This time, he bit more than he could chew.

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Health / Re: See The Colour Of The Water In Some Waterways In Yaba, Lagos (photos) by Chongaiman: 10:47am On Aug 14, 2018
Haba jama'a! Nigerian masses are the greatest problems to themselves.
Is poverty a license for filthiness?
It is not every situation that demands government intervention.
Science/Technology / Re: NASA Launches N541b Parker Solar Probe Into The Sun's Atmosphere To Study It by Chongaiman: 8:54am On Aug 13, 2018
godunia:
When you are not hungry, your brain goes to work.... This is typical of why things are invented there. Go there and you will be surprised to see that blacks, Africans are behind the breakthroughs. All we need is food on our table, a favourable environment that will enable us put our brains to use at full capacity, is it too much to demand this from our leaders? Soon the youth will buying and selling votes instead of demanding for good governance.

48noble:
7years in space...and we are here dragging bad roads and erosions.

Compared to the 1st World, the developments in my country can break one's spirit. Those guys are 'probing' the sun while we here are engaged with innovations like cattle colonies (not even ranches) amidst religious extremism, primitive accumulation and politics characterised by tomfoolery and thuggery.

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Politics / Re: Again, The North Makes A Great Lesson To Bigots..... by Chongaiman: 8:04am On Aug 11, 2018
Nothing of consequence here. GEJ easily replaced Azazi with Dasuki as NSA without any hullabaloo from the south. Azazi's offence was 'talk' while Daura's offence was 'action.' You be the judge of which offence was weightier.

There is no such thing as a monolithic North - be it religion or culture. As for non bigotry in the North, just leave matter for Mathias.

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Politics / Re: Daura’s Tenure Characterised By Disobedience To Court Orders, Arrest Of Judges by Chongaiman: 9:05pm On Aug 07, 2018
That's 9ja for you - once you are down, you need fear no fall.

By the way are we all that daft? You want us to believe that Daura was in cahoots with Saraki? Only the mentally lazy youth (and adults) will believe such. BTW APC lies are no longer barefaced; they have been taken to new heights that are almost indescribable.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Baro Inland Water Port To Create 2 Million Jobs by Chongaiman: 12:12pm On Aug 07, 2018
Promises made...
Baro inland port to create 2 million jobs
https://leadership.ng/2018/08/07/baro-inland-water-port-to-create-2-million-jobs/

Nigeria: Buhari's Economic Plan Will Create 3.7M Jobs Yearly - Minister
https://allafrica.com/stories/201807190151.html

Abuja Light Rail will create over 20,000 jobs – Perm. Sec
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/abuja-light-rail-will-create-over-20-000-jobs-perm-sec-255793.html

Osinbajo flags-off Lagos-Ibadan rail line, project to create 500,000 jobs.
https://omojuwa.com/2017/03/osinbajo-flags-off-lagos-ibadan-rail-line-project-create-500000-jobs/

FG Expects Focus Labs To Create Over 500,000 Jobs By 2020
https://www.channelstv.com/2018/05/29/fg-expects-focus-labs-to-create-over-500000-jobs-by-2020/

Promises delivered...
We’ve created millions of jobs — FG
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/02/weve-created-millions-jobs-fg/

Sai Baba shocked shocked
Culture / Re: "We Are Hungry" - Umar Faruq, The Emir Of Daura by Chongaiman: 11:50am On Aug 07, 2018
pol23:
Don't worry, your boy is coming home in few months.
If we comot federalism how can your community or state survived on her own?
Many times I look at OYO state and how lazy we've become... Our annual IGR be like 10 billion naira.... just imagine say Oil no dey Delta and other state. .set in we for dey chop?

If we can build Cocoa house (one of the tallest building in Africa) from the proceeds of Cocoa in 1985 or there about....
What do you think we should be able to build now after much investment....ibadab should be like Vegas...but our lazy leaders have no function brain.

Ha bros!!Cocoa House was completed in 1965.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Pictured With His 3rd Son, Zion by Chongaiman: 11:23am On Aug 07, 2018
At the rate he is going, Wizkid needs to change his name to Wizbaba...

Why do you think Tuface changed his name to Tubaba? wink

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Politics / Re: 'Declare Zamfara State Of Emergency' - Nigerians Tell Buhari On Twitter by Chongaiman: 1:59pm On Jul 29, 2018
Such irony! Zamfara was the first state to declare Shari'a envisaging some kind of Islamic Utopia - now see the outcome. As for the Hausas, the veil that has blinded them from seeing that they are only vassals of their Fulbe overlords would one day be removed.

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Politics / Re: 'Declare Zamfara State Of Emergency' - Nigerians Tell Buhari On Twitter by Chongaiman: 1:59pm On Jul 29, 2018
Double post
Politics / Re: And So I Finally Visit Enugu For APC Political Rally And Is Full Of Brown Roofs by Chongaiman: 10:19am On Jul 18, 2018
xtravanganza:
angrymumu OP don't know the meaning of brown roof...

On the contrary sir, it is you who doesn't know and appreciate the subtlelty of sarcasm.

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Literature / Re: James Hadley Chase: Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Him by Chongaiman: 7:43am On Jun 20, 2018
A number of JHC books (pdf) could be downloaded free at pdfdrive.net
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Rocks Super Eagles Jersey, Poses With Her Backside by Chongaiman: 8:41pm On Jun 16, 2018
The Juliets in this corner of the world are usually nicknamed, Ju-Ju. Like Jay-Jay. Those who know, know. The witches and wizards here also know what they know. Why the hate BTW?
Romance / Re: I Reject The Idea That The Man Is The Head Of The House - Female Twitter User by Chongaiman: 2:43am On May 25, 2018
Madam Monrowe could actualise her stance starting with the rejection of bride price and the likes for her daughters.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido - I Miss My Bed As He Fly Private Jet Back To Nigeria by Chongaiman: 5:02am On Mar 14, 2018
The bed that has changed the destiny of some girls to career baby mamas?
Politics / Re: Governor Wike's Reckless Speech Again........ by Chongaiman: 5:14am On Jan 30, 2018
@OP

There is nothing reckless in Wike's speech. To refreshen your memory, majority of the Northern states declared themselves to be Sharia (read Islamic) states in 1999/2000 and began implementation of Sharia Law. I believe that the radicalization that followed the declarations was one of the factors that led to the rise of Boko Haram.

In Wike's case, I do not envisage any actions being taken to enforce ecclesiastical laws in Rivers. The governor was just restating a fact about the predominantly Christian population of the state. That is why you've not heard opposing comments from discerning people.
Politics / Re: Governor El-Rufai Crawling On His Office Floor While Playing With A Child (Photo by Chongaiman: 5:51pm On Jan 05, 2018
Governor copy & paste!
Coded Aso Rock Villa moves.

Politics / Re: Nigeria & Singapore;they Were Equal In The 70s, See Were They Are Now (photos) by Chongaiman: 10:52am On Nov 27, 2017
If you fail to plan, then you are planning fail.

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Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Police Officer And His Hausa Babe by Chongaiman: 2:40pm On Nov 08, 2017
@OP,

It is a police officer, not a military man.


...And yes, there is a difference between them.

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Science/Technology / Re: Why Exactly Is There No Power In Nigeria? by Chongaiman: 7:44pm On Nov 07, 2017
There is power. The hitch is that Power Holding is living up to its name.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Robert Mugabe Sacks Emmerson Mnangagwa To Clear Path To Power For Wife (Video) by Chongaiman: 10:05am On Nov 07, 2017
The otumokpo that Grace is using on Robert must be very potent.
While married to Stanley Goreraza with a child to boot, she was a mistress to Robert aka sidechick.
Braving all the odds against sidechicks, she succeeded Sally Hayfron as First Lady.
Like a monitoring spirit and drawing lessons from history, she never gave Robert the chance to have another sidechick.
Now she is steadlily working her way up to the real deal.
Kudos to her dibia...

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Forum Games / Re: Only A Genius Can Solve This by Chongaiman: 10:27pm On Nov 03, 2017
999 (If you can't move the 2 matchsticks 'out')

5031 (If you can move the 2 matchsticks 'out')

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Business / Re: A Merchant Sings Yoruba Songs In Dubai For A Nigerian Woman (Photos, Video) by Chongaiman: 2:11pm On Oct 25, 2017
Madam Muguruza on the beat grin grin

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Travel / Re: Emirates Turns 32: A Brief History Of Uae's Favourite Airline by Chongaiman: 1:54pm On Oct 25, 2017
Politics / Re: ZUMA'S STATUE - King James Bible Version by Chongaiman: 12:18pm On Oct 25, 2017
Emmenyk:
ROCHAS chapter 6 vs 1-21
AN ACCOUNT OF THE KING'S GRAVEN IMAGE

1. And it came to pass that a certain Governor from the East by the name Rochas the son of Okorocha who ruleth over the province of Imo, sent a messenger to the kingdom of the Southern country of Africa....

Kudos @OP

Thy post maketh sense...
Politics / Re: 11 Boko Haram Members Killed By Army And Bomb Making Factory Destroyed In Borno by Chongaiman: 12:10pm On Oct 25, 2017
miano:
Hmmmm.they want to tell us anoda story again oooh

Oga, oya tell us your own story.

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Politics / Re: 10,000 APC Members Decamp To PDP In Bauchi With "RIP APC Coffin" by Chongaiman: 11:39am On Oct 25, 2017
Ai mune majority....

Romance / Re: What Are Chances My Wife bleeps With My Servant In House In My Absence by Chongaiman: 6:50pm On Oct 17, 2017
@OP

The chances are 50-50.
Politics / Re: A Call For Political Revolution In Nigeria. by Chongaiman: 6:27pm On Oct 17, 2017
My guy,

Of all people....Youths.

Of all platforms.....Nairaland.

...Issokay...



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