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Politics / Re: Senate To Create Another State For People Of Southern Kaduna " Gurara State " by Chongaiman: 1:33pm On Dec 20, 2013
If so, the doxology!
Politics / Re: Solomon Lar Died A Pauper, Says Daughter by Chongaiman: 3:02pm On Dec 13, 2013
Yes, compared to OBJ, GEJ, Tinubu et al, he died a pauper. Meanwhile, may God grant all 9ja paupers the grace to afford medical treatment abroad too.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Accuses Jonathan Of Promoting Corruption by Chongaiman: 10:10am On Dec 12, 2013
ilugunboy:

That aren't a typo ....if that was a typo...is the one below also......or you just simply have an issue with the English words..am inclined to believe the latter to be true.


Same goes for you.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Accuses Jonathan Of Promoting Corruption by Chongaiman: 11:28am On Dec 11, 2013
ilugunboy:

Obviously English is not your language of choice...probably Igbo..follow by pidgin English.

Stick to any of those two....Igbo or pidgin English.

I am looking at the man in the mirror.

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Education / Re: Test Your Intelligence quotient by Chongaiman: 12:38pm On Nov 15, 2013
#0.05.
Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by Chongaiman: 1:37pm On Nov 06, 2013
When a showdown seems eminent on a thread, some NLers become spectators like. . .

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Politics / Re: Lagos-ibadan Express Road Work In Progress by Chongaiman: 10:26pm On Sep 16, 2013
A-hole of fucktardry doing what he knows best. Your sad, hateful life is a sorry mess. Why not go back to your sexuality section as you have nothing other than bile to offer here?
Sagamite:

You are a person!. . .
Romance / Re: Black Berry Wahala Wit My Girlfriend by Chongaiman: 12:49pm On Sep 13, 2013
The douchebag of fucktardry and uncouthness. You will always show yourself. Dis place no b Shagamu where agberos are considered intellectuals. Once out of the Sexuality section, you are like a fish out of water. GO HOME!!
Sagamite:

You are a person!. . .

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Sports / Re: Tom Saintfiet To Report Keshi To FIFA For 'Racism' by Chongaiman: 3:56pm On Aug 27, 2013
Prince of Fucktardry, Dey show urself! a WHOLE SAGAMITE NONENTITY! U NO DEY TIRE?! undecided Wetin u dey find outside ur house? Run back to your sexuality section.
Sagamite:

You see. You are both fucktards!

Think before you make public statements. Don't make statements you cannot defend and then think you can attempt a strawman to change topic when debating with a WHOLE SAGAMITE!

Una no dey fear?

Abi you are that stuuupid?
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With My Boss! Kindly Read by Chongaiman: 10:04pm On Aug 14, 2013
A female oga-at-the-top? grin If you give her cause to dress you down, you'll ruefully realise that you were only having a fleeting crush. Bros, do yourself a favour by saving your energy and face. Go find your mate.
Family / Re: How Do You Correct Your Spouse? by Chongaiman: 9:47pm On Aug 13, 2013
Head butt quickly followed by a couple of suplex variants. Works like a charm.

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Celebrities / Re: Jermaine Jackson Praises P-square's "Personally" Tribute To Michael Jackson by Chongaiman: 11:56am On Jul 25, 2013
lexyking: I'm still trying to figure out what brought MJ's picture into the video of this song as no mention of. Him was made in the song but now I know they used it as a selling point to get some attention from the states. My advise to them is to be 100% real and create a niche for themselves rather than chosing to walk in someone else's shadow cos the truth be said they can never really be taken as MJ's prodigy

MJ was their role model. Do you remember their words, ". . .Twelve years ago when we started dancing; Imitating, miming Michael Jackson; They used to call us Paul and Peter. . ." in 'Story'? See where they are to-day. In the world of entertainment, you'll come across terms like tribute, homage, pastiche and parody which are in reference to persons or previous works. 'Personally' is P-Square's tribute to their role model.

If MJ's sibling appreciates the tribute, who are we to condemn it? If there was a dislike button, you for hear am. grin BTW there is a world of difference between prodigy and progeny.

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Crime / Re: 4 Convicts Hanged In Edo by Chongaiman: 11:55am On Jun 25, 2013
Some of the rabid, ubiquitous and omnipresent NLers might just be prisoners on deathrow with too much time on their hands.
Politics / Re: FCTA To Commission 14 Standard Rail Stations- Daily Trust by Chongaiman: 9:01am On Jun 25, 2013
nijanigga:

Wao! what a myopic vacuous dimwit, who doesn't know that there are millions of educated illiterates in Nigeria. Anyway, I'm not surprised, how many of the so called graduates are not products of "expo" from WAEC/NECO till first degree. Recent studies found over 90% of Nigerian graduates are not employable,that tell the stories of why many are driving dangote trucks.Moreover, I don't have to wait before making value judgements, all I need is to look at previous records, some of which I clearly stated, electricity, national ID card, imported UK cabs, the list goes on.Or, you want to tell me that we have maintenance culture. Completed Projects in Nigeria are like,after a woman gives birth and the father did the naming ceremony, the father tell mom and child you're on your own.

Worever grin
Politics / Re: Youths Arrest 31 Suspected Boko-Haram Members In Borno by Chongaiman: 6:22pm On Jun 24, 2013
Teenage Money: SSS... Still Same poo...
Ogar.monday:

NA SSP no wonder u know pass common entrance

Bros, he is correct. Think of the most common synonym for poo. grin
Politics / Re: FCTA To Commission 14 Standard Rail Stations- Daily Trust by Chongaiman: 6:12pm On Jun 24, 2013
nijanigga:

So many illiterates making childish comments. The news makes reference to FCDA and Abuja city and yet, half-baked graduates are translating that to the whole country. How can FCT minister be supervising a national project. Can you imagine $500M for just 42.2Km rail project? I bet you it's matter of months before everything is destroyed or sabotaged. I would asked where are the UK cabs Mallam Al-Nasir imported when he was FCT minister? As long Nigeria don't have maintenance culture any project is dead on arrival. Look at the National ID card scheme,is almost dead ,despite billions of dollars invested on the project.
This rail project is just another gej propaganda,electricity supply is dwindling and yet the govt is promising by Dec to make electricity supply constant. The rail project is promising 7,500 employment for NYSC,that's absolute bunkum.
In my view most of these Nigerian youths are hopeless and have no guts to challenge any corrupt politicians and are henceforth gullible to any govt propaganda. At least,If govt is promising a project,wait until it's done, don't start jubilation.That's a honest assessment any rational person will do.

So illiterates can now read and write? AWESOME!
BTW in accordance with your logic, don't you think it would also be rational to wait until the project fails or is abandoned before you start castigating?

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Politics / Re: Troops In Mali Haven't Been Paid For 3 Months - Premium Times by Chongaiman: 3:38pm On Jun 19, 2013
Nten:
my bro its a regular phenomenon in the Nigeria Army. when they go 4 peace keeping mission they are always owed or their allowance slashed to a meagre amount by the high ranking officers and are asked 2 keep shut!
That is the intimidation this rank & file officer contends with and any1 who dare protest against the authority is severely dealt with. Hence they keep mute, mehn this guyz r sometimes suffering in silence.

My bro, you must have pulled these facts out of thin air or a butt hole. BTW, those in the know are aware that this report is intended for mischief. SMH at the report's 'defence source'. As for the dulled, docile morbid lovers of unverified negative news concerning 9ja, enjoy!
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Now Vitafoam Ambassador by Chongaiman: 6:45pm On Jun 13, 2013
Just wondering if Afrocandy was made Vitafoam ambassador. . .
Politics / Re: June 12 Annulment Was Payment For Abiola’s Evil Deeds – Sen Owie by Chongaiman: 1:38pm On Jun 13, 2013
Politics / Re: Unknown Militiamen Attack Village In Kaduna by Chongaiman: 1:26pm On Jun 04, 2013
Yes, they are. Next we will start hearing that they are not the indigenous settlers of Abuja too.
Politics / Re: 120 Boko-Haram Members Arrested During Burial Of Their Commander by Chongaiman: 11:29am On May 21, 2013
Hon. Kontigi:
Sensible people admonished peaceful resolution, but Gej and his advisers insist on force. . .
Haba Oga! What of the amnesty committee? Was it not Shekau & co that rejected it?
Politics / Re: Military Operations Already Yielding Results – Presidency by Chongaiman: 4:56am On May 21, 2013
Akpan107: Amen!
May ''God's mercy'' never seas upon your life . . .

Choi! U wan kill pesin?
Politics / Re: 120 Boko-Haram Members Arrested During Burial Of Their Commander by Chongaiman: 4:32am On May 21, 2013
. . . Brutal force may work as was used to quell the long running Tamil resistance in Sri Lanka but such a move which involves the total annihilation on a people and their communities will put a serious dent in efforts to keep Nigeria one.

Were the Tamils TOTALLY ANIHILATED? By their posts, it is not difficult to discern the BH apologists.
Politics / Re: UK Guardian - Nigerian Army's In A Shocking State by Chongaiman: 11:47am On Feb 14, 2013
@Sagamite
Your muddled thoughts are getting the better of you again. This is no place for the insane. What deludes you into thinking you are rational or logical? Wetin consign me with mad pesin? The day you learn to wash your hands properly would be the day you would be PREVILEGED to dine with ELDERS. Omo were, from the moment you decided to contaminate the thread with your fucktardry and anti-social mannerisms, so also did I decide to bring your madness and sociopathy to the fore via ad hominem posts ad infinitum. GET HELP FAST!! Now, run to your sexuality section.
Religion / Re: Predictions For The First Quarter Of 2013 by Chongaiman: 7:56am On Feb 12, 2013
acidtalk:

Open your brain and think.
The LAST match decided your fate and the 2nd half was what gave the victory (undeserved one). You won through TWO penalties. What do you call that. Don't just criticize for the sake of it. Reason before doing that. When I predict I don't just do it for the sake of it.

If TB Joshua or Adeboye brough this out would you have the confidence to ask them this crap? Abi na because I dey follow use nairaland.

Why didn't your entire men of God predict on the Super eagles at AFCON? So far bro, I am still 10/10 on point to swallow it.

Bros, what of now? Are you still on point?
Politics / Re: UK Guardian - Nigerian Army's In A Shocking State by Chongaiman: 7:29am On Feb 12, 2013
@Sagamite
Keep your delusions coming. So your are now EVERYONE? You have lost touch with reality and clearly lack the social skills for functional human relations hence your only option of trolling online. Sadly for you, your melancholic life and inferiority complex would be there to haunt you always to the death. Omo were, enjoy your fleeting NL moments but GET URGENT HELP!! Now, run to your sexuality section.
Politics / Re: UK Guardian - Nigerian Army's In A Shocking State by Chongaiman: 10:10pm On Feb 10, 2013
^^^
Like earlier stated, you can keep on fooling yourself. It's your destiny. I am standing in place of your sanity. Let me know the outcome whenever you attempt to use your NL mannierisms in your real life conversations - that is if you have any in the first place. Your delusions would find you eventually. Omo were, it does you no good to flaunt your madness on NL. GET HELP FAST!!! Now, run home to your sexuality section.
Politics / Re: UK Guardian - Nigerian Army's In A Shocking State by Chongaiman: 9:34pm On Feb 10, 2013
@Sagamite
More confused musings of the god of madness. When you get off your internet-induced Cloud 9, in your lonesome, rueful moments, ponder on your need for a real life, freedom from inferiority complex and need for real human relationships. No matter the efforts you would put to deviate from my concerns about you, I will ALWAYS remind about your sociopathy. Omo were, hanging on to NL as if your life depended on it, is a clear sign that YOU NEED URGENT HELP!!! Now, run to your sexuality section.
Religion / Re: Predictions For The First Quarter Of 2013 by Chongaiman: 9:24pm On Feb 10, 2013
acidtalk:

. . . .*Nigeria Will Have a Terrible outing in the forthcoming AFCON. The country will barely move out of group stages.

A Northern African country will lift the cup while another West African country will come 2nd. . .
grin grin grin
Bros, you don enter one chance.
Politics / Re: UK Guardian - Nigerian Army's In A Shocking State by Chongaiman: 9:58pm On Feb 09, 2013
^^^
Na 2day? Who do you think you are deceiving? Just listen to yourself - are you ok? Didn't you just describe yourself? Omo were, you are lost in your fantasies. YOU NEED HELP!! Now, go and lose yourself in your sexuality section.
Politics / Re: UK Guardian - Nigerian Army's In A Shocking State by Chongaiman: 9:48pm On Feb 09, 2013
@Sagamite
Repetitions of your uncouthness. You have nothing else to offer here save in the sexuality section. Omo were, keep on exhibiting your madness while denying your sad reality. GET HELP FAST!! Now, go to your sexuality section.
Politics / Re: UK Guardian - Nigerian Army's In A Shocking State by Chongaiman: 8:56pm On Feb 09, 2013
@Sagamite
More delusions from the god of madness. I repeat, I am only concerned for your state of mind. You only fool
yourself here. You are a miserable, petty soul in need of human sympathy. Omo were, you can't go on living in denial forever - your madness will manifest itself. GO GET HELP FAST!! Now go home to sexuality section.

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