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 Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 7:28pm On Jan 31, 2013 |
^^^^^ All hail the great prince of fucktardry  For the repeated time, you should to thine ownself be true by accepting that your life is a stale joke. You are obviously suffering from a multi-personality disorder. You think you are what you are not. Whoever comes across you will have a good laugh and move on, leaving you to your lonely, unenviable and deluded existence. GET HELP FAST!!! - or in the interim deaden your pain in the titilating pleasures of YOUR sexuality section. |
| Religion / Re: Predictions For The First Quarter Of 2013 by Chongaiman: 9:17pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
acidtalk: . . .Please take note that I am neither God nor an Angel. God Alone has the power to show you something and change it or alter it slightly whenever HE wills.. . . My God is not a God of confusion. Now that the predicted AFCON winner has been slightly altered, what next?  3 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 9:02pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
Same old same old. Poor lonely, deluded bum. Are you still yet to notice the similarities between your attitude and those of the BH guys? You are a joke. . .though to be pitied. Now go home to sexuality section. You must have learnt your favourite word there. Go home and get HELP on your way. BTW could you get another sexy favourite from the sexuality section? Your present favourite is kind of stale - except of course if you are just an experimental spambot. . . WHERE ARE YOUR SMILEYS? WHO SAID YOU CAN'T LIVE A LIE? 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 6:25pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
Sagamite, The most difficult prison to escape from is the one you build around yourself. You go about ranting like the sociopath that you are, deluding yourself that you are making meaningful exchanges. It is just too obvious that you are psychotic judging from your antecedent on NL. You are one lost, lonesome, pathetic soul. Keep on hallucinating but get HELP while at it. Now go to the sexuality section where you feel much more at home for some happy hours. . . |
| Travel / Re: Gombe State Roads And Other Structures (pictures) by Chongaiman: 4:40pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
Tony Spike: Is Nigeria population indeed up to the projected 160 million? To get a simple answer, your Kenyan friend could check up the populations and geography of Bangladesh and Java in Asia. Closer home, he could compare Rwanda's population density with that of 9ja. |
| Sports / Re: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Chongaiman: 3:45pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Aye aye! |
| Sports / Re: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Chongaiman: 3:27pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
^^^ Yes sir. Just add a 'd' after the redded. Otipari. |
| Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 3:20pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
^^^ Delusions of grandeur!!! So serving in the British Army has now been likened to marching through NL sexuality section? Ok, I take back my words. . . Your type is not to be found in ANY security organisation. You should be in a mental home. . . See what happens when the brain lies redundant for extended periods? Which of the famous British generals would you be today? Wellesley? Montgomery? Slim? Allenby? BTW have heard of the AMH Army? [size=1pt]Aro Mental Home Army[/size]. There, your type can be all they can! Get help fast, oga general. . . . |
| Sports / Re: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Chongaiman: 2:55pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
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| Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 1:14pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
^^^^ It is rather unfortunate that your type are to be found everywhere - in the military, clergy, politics. . . you name it. Somehow your nervous system seems to be configured such that impulses are transmitted directly from the spinal cord to the fingers thereby leaving your brain underutilized. Your type are actually more at home as patients in a sanitorium or asylum. Alas wishes are not horses. . . . |
| Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 12:54pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
^^^ Dude, I saw it and immediately thought of you. People who act impulsively. People who lack self-control and decorum. Be careful to heed this advice as you may not get off lightly if you find yourself in their shoes. BTW staying in sexuality section will help you keep away from trouble what with posting photos of ladies you will never get to meet in real life and self-servicing yourself into oblivion. Wishing you all the titilating pleasures of your sexuality section. . . |
| Politics / Re: Orji Is To Abia What Mandela Is To South Africa - Abia Commissioner by Chongaiman: 11:38pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
obi4eze: . . .Sometimes I even wonder if Abia state has a governor. Osisikankwu the don and doyen of kidnappers, was the de facto governor until he met his waterloo in December 2010. While he held sway, even Theodore 'Mandela' Orji had to mellow. Na now him know say him get power. BTW both Mandela and Orji went from prison to power. (Same with OBJ ). |
| Phones / Re: Glo Blackberry Plans On Phones And Other Devices by Chongaiman: 11:23pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
^^^ In addition, you must have a Google account before you can use the app. |
| Phones / Re: Glo Blackberry Plans On Phones And Other Devices by Chongaiman: 9:52pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Yes sir. Just checked before before replying. All was tamam. |
| Phones / Re: Glo Blackberry Plans On Phones And Other Devices by Chongaiman: 9:36pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Sent 'Status' to 777 on my Gala Tab at 21:17 and got this reply: Your account is ACTIVE and will expire on 17/02/2013 12:22. You are on Somonth .Your remaining volume is 1196 Mb.Your renewal status is ACCEPTED.You have 0 Blackberry bonus on your account: Since I had over Your Somonth has been extended. Your plan will now expire on 19/03/2013 12:22 I then sent 'Status' again at 21:24 and received this reply: Your account is ACTIVE and will expire on 19/03/2013 12:22. You are on Somonth .Your remaining volume is 4266 Mb.Your renewal status is ACCEPTED.You have 0 Blackberry bonus on your account: |
| Politics / Re: Al-qaeda Allies Plot Attacks In Nigeria by Chongaiman: 8:52pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Abdul Adam56: Inna lahha la yuhibbu kafirun/zalimun  But if: Inna allaha la yuhibbu kafirun/zalimun Translation: Allah does not love [the] kafirun (disbelievers in Allah)/zalimun (polytheists and evil-doers) PS: Just as I was about posting the translation about an hour and half ago, my Glo network went off - till now. Allahu akbar! |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: The Facts And Fallacies Of The War In Mali by Chongaiman: 4:41pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
^^^ We are well acquainted with the shenanigans of the West. We are equally aware of the effects of the religious fervour sans knowledge of some of our own. If we were to choose one of both evils, we would all likely select the lesser. But the similarity of our interests ends there - what constitutes the lesser evil would not be the same for us all. Our perception boils down to our interests. QED. IMO, given that the West is covertly malevolent to us, it is rather ironic that the overt actions of some of our own with religious fervour sans knowledge - inadvertently or otherwise - serve the interests of the West. 2 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: The Facts And Fallacies Of The War In Mali by Chongaiman: 3:41pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
cap28: . . .only a brainwashed african can make the above statement - do you not understand that europe and america are planning on ra.ping your country, deploying troops on your continent. do you not get the fact that they plan to bomb and kill thousands of civilians - just like they are currently doing in mali and just like they did in libya and ivory coast? does that not cause any feeling of outrage or even fear in you? Only a brainwashed African can make the above statement - do you not understand that Na 2day nyash dey back?  2 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: The Facts And Fallacies Of The War In Mali by Chongaiman: 3:21pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
^^^ Now you are talking. . . Everything boils down to interest - if our interests concide, good and fine; but if they are divergent and we cannot come to an agreement, muscles must flex. When that happens, Allah ya ba mai rabo sa'a. |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: The Facts And Fallacies Of The War In Mali by Chongaiman: 3:04pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
^^^ Nza the bird. . . Or pikin wey say him mama no go sleep. . . Personally, I call what happened to Ghaddafi, the law of karma. |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: The Facts And Fallacies Of The War In Mali by Chongaiman: 2:49pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
cap28: On paper, they won their elections. Gbagbo on the other hand was known to have lost an election. It happened unfortunately at a time when he was in the bad books of the powers that be. He too, was like Nza the bird who so far forgot himself after a heavy meal that he challenged his chi, or maybe his source of confidence lay in the lion-peppersoup he must have been eating. 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: The Facts And Fallacies Of The War In Mali by Chongaiman: 2:31pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
^^^ I choose to be aware that he lost an election but decided to hold on to power against all entreaties. Of course, his a55 got whooped for his intransigence. |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: The Facts And Fallacies Of The War In Mali by Chongaiman: 2:12pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
^^^ Or Fox TV to the Republicans and MSNBC to the Democrats. 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 1:03pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
^^^ Good to know you are catching fun. Now run back to your sexuality section - even much more fun awaits you there. . . |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: The Facts And Fallacies Of The War In Mali by Chongaiman: 12:35pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
mekula: @bolded Does that not connote differing views, opinions, intentions and interests? Is it not left for the receiver to choose what he wants? You and Mr Louis believe that 9/11 was staged. Good for you. That is your truth. I choose to believe otherwise. It is my choice based on my discernment - veiled insults about cluelessness notwithstanding. A myriad of information about God at your disposal includes the following: 1. God has a son. 2. God does not have a son. 3. God does not exist. All these are information regarding God and each of the 3 has MILLIONS of supporters and opposers based on differing views and interests. I guess you support one of them and oppose the other two. That makes those who differ from you clueless since you are omniscient. On the gold dinar currency, my emphasis was on the words "can not (sic) be devalued" given that the value of gold fluctuates. IMHO, it would not be practicable. Still using the simple analogy, let's assume that one Ghaddafi Dinar (GD) is tied to an ounce of gold. Let's further assume that an ounce of gold in the international market is 2USD hence: 1GD = 1oz of gold = 2USD (ie 1GD = 2USD) If owing to market forces, the price of 1oz of gold drops to 1USD, it implies: 1GD = 1oz of gold = 1USD (ie 1GD = 1USD) Therein lie my reservations about the ability of the currency to withstand devaluation. |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: The Facts And Fallacies Of The War In Mali by Chongaiman: 7:51am On Jan 27, 2013 |
FIVE MORE AFRICAN COUNTRIES PLEDGE TO SEND TROOPS INTO MALI – NIGERIAN FOREIGN MINISTER by beegeagle |
| Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 3:27pm On Jan 26, 2013 |
^^^ Good. Now run along to the sexuality section. . . . |
| Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 12:13pm On Jan 26, 2013 |
^^^ Shege!!! Sgt Slaughter!!! BH in action! So you've managed to summon just enough willpower to take a brief break from sexuality section? Your obsession with fvck suddenly takes on a whole new meaning. Well done Baba Ijebu. My mommy said if I don't visit NL daily, I will die. . . Now run along to those sections that get you to the rooftop, pikin. . . . |
| Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Chongaiman: 10:56am On Jan 26, 2013 |
^^^ Oga, back from your night jobs?  Ekabo sir. Must have missed NL so badly while at work that you couldn't wait to grab a quick nap and a rushed breakfast before escaping from reality? You must be highly estactic by now and thinking, "Never felt this good in a long while," abi? Hmm. . . .social misfits? Didn't I see those words before on another thread? Oga 20k , how good does feel to be back to your dear, dear sexuality and romance sections? So heavenly? Please don't be suicidal in staying away too long from your Second Life and owner:Sagamite is owned by Nairaland © Modesty is only for the living. He that is down needs fear no fall. Bleep others' consternation so long as you can be lost in your fantasies. What role would you play today? Prince Charming? Leonidas? Jack Bauer? Let me not waste your precious time dude, run along and catch all the pleasures NL has in store for you. Are those your footfalls rapidly fading away to my hearing? . . . |
| Politics / Re: GEJ Has Done It Again. by Chongaiman: 7:33am On Jan 26, 2013 |
| Mr. BY ANONYMOUS I know a funny little man, As quiet as a mouse, Who does the mischief that is done In everybody’s house! There’s no one ever sees his face, And yet we all agree That every plate we break was cracked By Mr. ’Tis he who always tears out books, Who leaves the door ajar, He pulls the buttons from our shirts, And scatters pins afar; That squeaking door will always squeak, For prithee, don’t you see, We leave the oiling to be done By Mr. The finger marks upon the door By none of us are made; We never leave the blinds unclosed, To let the curtains fade. The ink we never spill; the Are not our |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Chongaiman: 6:51am On Jan 26, 2013 |
No contest. |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: The Facts And Fallacies Of The War In Mali by Chongaiman: 2:18am On Jan 26, 2013 |
To digress, this caught my attention: NSNA: . . .Gaddafi was going to . . . . introduce a gold diner currency that can not be devalued. . . I wonder how feasible this would have been, what with the Bretton Woods system of monetary management . . . |
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