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Politics / Re: Soldiers Shot Dead As Boko Haram Kidnaps Bride On Maiduguri/Damaturu Highway by Chongaiman: 12:21pm On Feb 27
Be careful what you wish for. Change (or is the Next Level?) has reached Abubakar.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama, Hillary Clinton...Have Blood Of Their Hands For Helping Boko Haram by Chongaiman: 9:52pm On Feb 22, 2020
Christians being blamed again for the misadventures of muslims.
Romance / Re: DNA Testing, The Battle For Ladies. by Chongaiman: 12:57pm On Feb 22, 2020
1. Read in a foreign magazine years back. Man had suspicions about his daughter. Secret DNA test turned out negative. Confronted wife who didn't take kindly to the allegation. Wifey's DNA test also turned out negative. Hospital was contacted and birth records checked.

Outcome? The babies were switched at birth.

2. She claimed I was her baby's daddy. I neither accepted nor denied paternity until DNA confirmation. The intervening period was intermittently encompassed with pleadings, threats or both from baby mama. Had DNA test a couple of years later without baby mama's knowledge or consent.

Outcome? Zilch chance I was baby daddy. Cost of DNA test: <#100k. Reward of DNA test: priceless.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Civilizations Flourished In Africa When Europe Was In The Dark Ages by Chongaiman: 3:05pm On Feb 02, 2020
I get am before no be property.

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Politics / Re: The 6 Things Dino Melaye Lost In 2019 by Chongaiman: 1:45pm On Dec 18, 2019
When there is life, there is hope. The downfall of a man is not the end of his life.

BTW, if you are among those that chant "Dino good, Bubu bad," you need serious deliverance to remove the veil covering your eyes.


Romance / Re: What Should I Do? Caught My Dad Sleeping With My Aunty by Chongaiman: 1:26pm On Dec 18, 2019
Look on the bright side @OP. Have you considered negotiating with dad for a pocket money raise? You could also engage in similar negotiation with aunty.

Thank me later for maintaining the peace in your family.


Politics / Re: Speech By President Buhari As He Signs 2020 Budget Into Law by Chongaiman: 5:53pm On Dec 17, 2019
This is unprecedented in the history of Nigeria...

You occasionally remind me of the sheep in George Orwell's "Animal Farm." Keep up the good work, hailing hailer!


Politics / Re: Anyone Who Calls Pres. Buhari Derogatory Names Will Be Dealt With - Tony Momoh by Chongaiman: 5:20pm On Dec 14, 2019
Abeg is Bubu a derogatory name? I kinda like it.


Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Speaking At The EXPERIENCE 14 2019 by Chongaiman: 7:43am On Dec 08, 2019

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Politics / Re: Sowore: Expect Sanctions Soon – US Senators Tell Buhari by Chongaiman: 6:40pm On Dec 07, 2019
Una say wetin?

Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu: Will INEC Conduct Another Election in His Constituency? (photo) by Chongaiman: 12:16am On Dec 06, 2019
Why such? If Bubu can govern 9ja from London why can't Kalu represent his constituents from Ikoyi Prison?

Meanwhile, jo soapy loading...


Career / Re: Yemisi Kayode Set To Fight Lack Of Direction Among Youth. by Chongaiman: 10:01pm On Nov 28, 2019
She could start with the Nairaland BMC crew. I wish they could experience the epiphany of Barcanista and Berem.
Romance / Re: He Slept With A Married Woman And Lost His Job The Next Day by Chongaiman: 9:39pm On Nov 28, 2019
Why did @aishauju delete her/his account? What can we say about the myriads of women that sleep with others' husbands?
Politics / Re: Kogi Guber: I Regret The Violence And Deaths Recorded - Yahaya Bello by Chongaiman: 9:00pm On Nov 28, 2019
Atta boy! You just demonstrated that the majority (Igala) had their say while the minority (Ebira) had their way! Upper level loading for Kogites! Brace yourselves! The journey will be rough.
Romance / Re: . by Chongaiman: 8:55pm On Nov 28, 2019
You were neither wrong nor harsh. The fact remains that there is no romance without finance. Good luck in your subsequent endeavours!

una cups go full one day


Celebrities / Re: The Obamas Release Beautiful Family Photo To Mark Thanksgiving by Chongaiman: 8:29pm On Nov 28, 2019
The guy looks terribly aged as is customary with presiding over the affairs of the US. Meanwhile, Bubu just dey fresh...

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa Election: Boat Carrying Four Journalists Capsizes In Nun River by Chongaiman: 5:09pm On Nov 16, 2019
Could that be the Call of the River Nun?

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Politics / Re: The Hidden Secrets Your Pastor And Your Imam Wouldn't Tell You. by Chongaiman: 2:54pm On Nov 11, 2019

...In the Arabic Bible, God is called Allah. That is how God is called in Arabic language. Same way the Yoruba Bible calls God "Olorun..."

...Arabic is a language like English, like French, like German, like Spanish, like Hindi, like Yoruba, Hausa and Ibo. It is not a religion...

Is Allah also called "Olorun" in the Yoruba translation of the Qur'an?


Politics / Re: Edward Onoja Replaces Simon Achuba As Kogi Deputy Governor by Chongaiman: 1:47pm On Oct 19, 2019
Chai! What is this claptrap about Igala being the majority ethnic group in Kogi? Who will believe what we have seen? An Ebira governor changing his Igala deputy like underwear? Notin Akpan no go see for kitchen.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Igbo Girls Have Beards On The Side Of Their Face by Chongaiman: 8:38am On Aug 28, 2019

Sideburns is the word.
Politics / Re: What Do You Understand By This Bulama's Cartoon by Chongaiman: 10:27am On Jul 21, 2019
What do you understand by this bulama's cartoon??

Lalasticlala Mynd44

The media is giving the public the (false?) impression that Fulani (herdsmen) are responsible for the murderous acts committed by others.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Resorts To Blocking by Chongaiman: 9:52pm On Feb 09, 2019
Resorts is the word, not results.


Romance / Re: MY HUSBAND WANT DIVORCE ME !HELP by Chongaiman: 6:10am On Jan 21, 2019
You are not European. Your poor grasp of English, poor spelling and style betray you. Get serious with your life.
Politics / Re: It’s Not Fg’s Fault If Nigerians Lack Electricity – Fashola Reacts by Chongaiman: 1:28pm On Dec 13, 2018
Having witnessed and experienced change, BRF is now singing a different discordant tune.

Politics / Re: Buhari's Union Bank Loan Offer Letter In 1984 (Photo) by Chongaiman: 7:42am On Dec 06, 2018
Buhari is gem.

He was Minister of Petroleum in the seventies: he didn't arrange oil blocks for himself, not even a petrol station! The great self control he exercises in the face of humongous "temptation" to line his coffers with filthy lucre is just incredible!

Buhari isn't perfect, but Sai Baba is the best available to retire those crooks in the party called...yea, you know the name.

And that's why Yusuf Buhari was involved in an accident on a cheap Jincheng bike.

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Celebrities / Re: “I Am My Own Sugar Daddy”- Denrele Edun Says As He Rocks A Skirt In New Photos by Chongaiman: 7:33pm On Nov 10, 2018
Bisi Alimi
Kehinde Bademosi
Jide Macaulay
John Adewoye

All hail the shining lights from the sophisticated region cool

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Romance / Re: Must Read: Dangers Of Sleeping With A Married Woman by Chongaiman: 12:58pm On Oct 29, 2018
So what happens to women who sleep with married men?

I too wonder - seeing that many lasses would go into relationships with married men without qualms! What is good for Greece should be good enough for Uganda.

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Politics / Re: MURIC Blasts EFCC For Allowing Fayose To ”make Mess Of Entire Nigeria” by Chongaiman: 5:06pm On Oct 25, 2018

Ganduje didn't receive any bribe. The video is doctored.
Anyway this is what kano indigenes have to say.

Are those kids old enough to vote?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Now Second Largest Producer Of Rice In The World -buhari by Chongaiman: 3:52pm On Sep 11, 2018
Baba One Chance has spoken grin
Politics / Re: 2019: You Reacted Angrily When I Warned Against Buhari In 2015 – Fayose Tells Kw by Chongaiman: 7:52am On Sep 09, 2018
Buhari is our one and only choice.

The best president Nigeria ever had.

Don't quote me

Thank you.

Sai Baba!! grin

And may your destiny be exactly as Nigeria has fared under Buhari's leadership!

Can I hear an amen?!
Politics / Re: Saraki, PDP, 15 Pro-Saraki Senators Plan To Attack APC Senators – Yekini Nabena by Chongaiman: 1:43pm On Aug 14, 2018
Oga LINUS don come again...

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