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Romance › Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by chris259(m): 3:16pm On Sep 05, 2020

2babymamas:
Have you tried sleeping with native doctor wife to confirm?

LMAO!

Romance › Re: Have You Bleeped Cause You Were Brilliant by chris259(m): 8:05pm On Aug 05, 2020

SavageBoy:
Thanks to this news. I just got a contract worth 500million naira.Shell,NNPC and CBN just gave me appointment letters,I didn't even do any interview oh.This news also made the most hard hearted criminal in my village to turn born again,in fact the king of our land who is an idol worshipper has said he would start attending the redeemed Christian church of God as soon as the lockdown is lifted

This news really changed my life and those around me for good

Romance › Re: Have You Bleeped Cause You Were Brilliant by chris259(m): 8:03pm On Aug 05, 2020

SavageBoy:
Thanks to this news. I just got a contract worth 500million naira.Shell,NNPC and CBN just gave me appointment letters,I didn't even do any interview oh.This news also made the most hard hearted criminal in my village to turn born again,in fact the king of our land who is an idol worshipper has said he would start attending the redeemed Christian church of God as soon as the lockdown is lifted

This news really changed my life and those around me for good

This is becoming very stale abeg, why can't u just say something sensible.

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Romance › Re: What Has Been Your Most Embarrassing Moment This Year? by chris259(m): 10:16pm On Aug 04, 2020

Mandela27:
I snubbed a very pretty girl on my way to church yesterday on a busy road and very many people saw it.
I felt embarrassed for her even though i did it on purpose
I know she will never forget the whole scene,because I scattered her ego,useless her beauty and destabilized her brain

Chairman, 1 cooold pessi for u!.

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Romance › Re: Which Music Reminds You Of Your Dead Love Ones? by chris259(m): 9:37am On Jul 30, 2020

FengChui:
Afire Love by Ed Sheeran

Same here bro.

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Gaming › Re: Pes Vs Fifa by chris259(m): 9:09pm On Jul 28, 2020

Fifa is bae.

Romance › Re: Has Your Girl Ever Asked You This? by chris259(m): 7:42pm On Jul 28, 2020

dairykidd:
That question dey always come when knacking. She will pull u close suck ur tongue and hold ur face in her palms:
Her: I love u baby
Me: uhmm
Her: do u love me?
Me: No answer turn my face n continue fvckn n sucking a nipple.
Her: draws my face to hers again.. baaaby do u love me. Say it. Persistently

Me: Yeah ( for peace to reign )
Her: Say it baby tell me u love me
Me: whispers I love u while I'm depositing hot akamu

No be small matter

Lolz. Guy u non well

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Romance › Re: Who Goes First? (picture Attached) by chris259(m): 9:15pm On Jul 27, 2020

DuBLINGreenb:
Stupid question for stupid people like slawomir

You and I know this can almost never happen

Wetin slawomir con do u naw eh.

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Sports › Re: So, Nobody Wants To Talk About Ciro Immobile by chris259(m): 5:04am On Jul 27, 2020

As they say "its not over untill its over", i think ronaldo can still pull something off besides we still have two matches left so its still quite early to judge.

Sports › Re: Juventus Wins Ninth Consecutive Serie A Title by chris259(m): 4:53am On Jul 27, 2020

Congratulations to the one and only true GOAT.

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Sports › Re: Juventus Wins Ninth Consecutive Serie A Title by chris259(m): 4:47am On Jul 27, 2020

JoshOxborn:
It should be "Juventus leads penaldo to his 2nd Seria A title". Ronaldo is just a penalty Marchant. Subtract his penalty goals from his real goals and he will be left with nothing.

U talk as if penalty is not part of football, Nonsense comment!!

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Crime › Re: Kiki Mordi Accused Of Threatening Seyitan, D’banj’s Rape Accuser by chris259(m): 9:36pm On Jul 25, 2020

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Kiki mordi

That name rings a bell or sound familiar

He be like sa she don first do presenter abi on-air Personality for one of this radio station in Benin city

Yes, she worked at K.U fm in Benin.

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Romance › Re: Slawormir: Nairalander Of The Year by chris259(m): 8:11am On Jul 23, 2020

I'll love to meet him in real life, the guy is truly a real niggarr twice on thursday.

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Romance › Re: I Beat My Wife Yesterday Again. I Can't Stop. Please Advise. by chris259(m): 10:01pm On Jul 22, 2020

Truvel:
U Said No Insult, But 4 What U Av Just Posted U Deserve More Dan Dat. U Derive Joy In Beating Her By Taking Her Humility 4 Stupidity. U Are Very Sick & Need Dis Drugs 2 Be Fine.

My friend, if u know wat is good for u start taking those drugs and again when reading posts on nairaland try to read them slowly.

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Romance › Re: I Finally Had Sex With A Guy. by chris259(m): 11:17am On Jul 20, 2020

flyingpig:
oloshi you're just an online troll. Doctor ko, duck ni

Na e u no dey utilise the holiday reading your medical books or clinicals. Gerrarahere troll

Dude stop blowing off hot steam for no reason, so far the OP has kept her cool even with ur profane behaviour. I'll advise u to try as much as possible to be civil when using public space. Cheers

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Romance › Re: If 2020 Was A Movie What Name Would You Call It? by chris259(m): 3:02pm On Jul 09, 2020

January, february, march, LOCKDOWN!, LOCKDOWN!!, LOCKDOWN!!!.

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Politics › Re: EDO: Why APC Wil Lose Woefully (opinion) by chris259(m): 12:51pm On Jun 28, 2020

Op has said it all, obaseki is going to win dis election, even with the interference of federal might obaseki will still win. The case of benue and sokoto state will play out in edo state come september 19

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Politics › Re: Photos From Late Governor Ajimobi's Burial by chris259(m): 12:33pm On Jun 28, 2020

May his soul rest in perfect peace...

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Romance › Re: Who Rocks It Better Between Hushpuppi And Ronaldo? by chris259(m): 4:00pm On Jun 27, 2020

CR7 jare, one and only true GOAT!!

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Phones › Re: Iphone 11 Or Samsung S20 Ultra .. Which Would You Go For by chris259(m): 9:49pm On Jun 26, 2020

s20 all the way!!. even note9 is way better dan iphone 11

Health › Re: Xiaomi Donates Surgical Masks To Ogun State (photos) by chris259(m): 2:27pm On Jun 26, 2020

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2- 1) On 25th June 2020 by chris259(m): 10:21pm On Jun 25, 2020

ghettokid1:
Man City 5-0 Chelsea

Afar na hw market!

Politics › Re: Edo 2020: Edith Isokpan Emerges AAC Governorship Candidate by chris259(m): 7:54pm On Jun 24, 2020

As far as i'm concerned APC and PDP are the only main political parties in nigeria... The rest are just social clubs.

Romance › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland Guys? by chris259(m): 10:10pm On Jun 23, 2020

I jus wonder what the girls did to the guys on dis forum... I really wonder.

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Romance › Re: Some Psychological Facts That People Don't Know by chris259(m): 7:53pm On Jun 23, 2020

No. 27 is so me...

Romance › Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by chris259(m): 7:38pm On Jun 23, 2020

Guy u be odogwu!

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Politics › Re: Obaseki: From Fry Pan To Fire? Offered PDP N6 Billion For Ticket - ThisDay by chris259(m): 6:13pm On Jun 22, 2020

Cyberterror:
He paid 6 billion for PDP ticket but couldn't provide water for fire fighters to quench the inferno that engulfed Oba market in Benin today. The fire blazed for over 5 hours before firefighters could find water to rush to the market. That is the clown that is ruling Edo state. A second chance has come for Edo people to correct their mistake of 2016.

Nonsense comment!

Romance › Re: Teenage Girl Comes Under Fire After Showing Off Her Panties In A Picture by chris259(m): 8:48pm On Jun 21, 2020

Tomiwa69:
Blogger blogger The Picture don old..no be today

Exactly wat i thought...

Politics › Re: How PDP Governors, Chieftains Endorsed Obaseki, Shaibu Ticket by chris259(m): 7:56am On Jun 20, 2020

FlordFlorez:
Obaseki-Shaibu ticket can only be possible after billions from Edo coffers have been used to filled so many pockets. If u know u know.

In case u dont know obaseki was a billionaire already before he became gov, so he can fund his campaign by himself without the treasury of Edo state.

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Education › Re: What I Was Told About School That Is Still Shocking Me Till Now. by chris259(m): 8:30pm On Jun 19, 2020

The problem here is not from schools in general but from the society at large. The society has wired the brains of the youths to think that going to school will actually make u wealthy, but dat is not the case these days. To me schools just imparts knowledge into u and also see to it dat u are useful to the society at large. Its now left for u to make judicious use of knowledge u have gained to fend for urself.

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