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shitshappen:
One day I overheard my elder brother discussing his sexcapes with his friend. I was still very young ( maybe 12yrs) and thought my brother was a decent young adult. Me that was pretending to be asleep so he will not bug me with his plenty errands, I kuku slept off from there.

Barbiturate:
My mom and my sis!

They usually talk so much about me when they wake up in the morning. I'll just be listening and be forming sleep.

Mom: Did he eat last night?
Sis:. No. I asked him and he said he wasn't hungry. He was crying silently inside last night.
Mom; is he the only one without a job? Abi, what is all this nonsense Ok, maybe I'll call his brother to come o, that he wants to kill himself o.

goatgoat093:
Meanwhile we are still waiting for work to commence in Osun state airport project, Tinubu come and 'epp us oooo!

SeunAdeniyi1:
The devil pushed me to give testimony on my birthday, as I reach alter with all eyes on me, my brain went blank.

That was how I started stammering in the presence of My crush, my enemy, my family, strangers, and those who took me to be smart e.t.c....

I just managed to say "happy birthday to me" and dropped the mic.
On the way to my sit(with shaky legs) it was as if ground should swallow me.

MALIGNANTGuest:
They keep giving us BAD NAMES.
Just last week, I was openly addressed as a 419er at my workplace by a MINNESOTA MAN for nothing.

We have really disgraced ourselves in Diaspora.
The Laudable achievements we presently have, have been overwhelmed by the greed of these idiots. Sometimes, I have to claim HAITIAN but my accent will always single me out.

Stupid Fools.
They should be fed to the Crocodiles.

OlayemiAshraf:
The second lady's eyes have turn me on already , .... Where's my Vaseline sef?

Coldshisha:




Tell the Eleribus that they can't shut you up...

Yes she called a bitch a tout for blocking her ways to entrance meant for lawmakers

That was how they villified Awolowo and his wife , killed Abiola and his wife, because they are calm, all you mudafvckers should know Tinubu Na Chicago raised gangsters


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UselessFacts:
May his Soul RIP

Quote me and suffer the same fate

TheLasyBuddha:
I reach front page today.

Likes for blessings, please.

SUPERPACK:
Why not go into freelancing and stop this slave job hunting. That amount is something you can get in two weeks from the comfort of your home. All you need is an android phone, and a little capital of 10k.

GeneralPula:
Some people are on their way to google to search for Katherine Colabella..

They care less about the pastor lol

simplesearch:
Yes he is. But his mercy for forgiveness elapse once a soul is out of this world, especially without having the required passport to the celestial city; which is repentance towards God and faith in the Lord Jesus Christ. There is time for everything, opportunity to repent and make our ways right with God won't be there forever. So make hay while the sun shines.
Shalom!


Revelation 20:12
And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Revelation 21:27 And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.

Righteousness2:

Very Funny!

But this is similar to what Happens at the other side of Life.
Once your Name is not in the Book of Life, no matter your works, religion connection or arguement , you are thrown to Hell Fire!

Once you Die on top Fornication or Adultery, don't bother Checking your name. It is not there!

Now is the opportunity we have to Ensure our Names are in the Book of Life.
Now is the opportunity to Surrender to JESUS Christ.

marveangel:
PILOT....But now the only thing I pilot is a Toyota Corolla lol

Offpoint1:
My weekly withdrawal limit is 50k, I specifically told my banks to put that limit, it helps me in many ways. I visit the banking hall if there's need for higher transactions.

Go to your bank, they have all it takes to get the criminal.

HenryDion:
I'm quite comfortable, and about to start a computer and pos business.

I now make an average of #400,000 monthly from my freelance writing career.

I just graduated from the university, and perhaps next year I'll get myself a car.

But that's not the point... The point is, why is my hair receding?

I'm not here to intimidate you, but to seek for help.

UdyOgwoUde:
On 29th finale, it'll be like

Goal⚽28' 1-0 Werner
Goal⚽32'1-1 Sterling
Goal⚽ 42' 1-2 Stones

HT

Goal⚽ 60'2-2 Hudson-Odoi

FT 2-2

Extra time

Goal⚽ 105' 3-2 Rudiger
-Rudiger removes his shirt while celebrating
105+2 yellow card to Rudiger

VAR checking the Goal⚽,
VAR has ruled out the goal, Havertz was offside

Penalties

Mount Goal⚽ 1-0
Torres Goal⚽ 1-1
Kante Goal⚽ 2-1
Dias Goal⚽ 2-2
James missed 2-2
Sterling Goal⚽ 2-3
Havertz Goal⚽ 3-3
Walker Goal⚽ 3-4
Gilmour Goal⚽ 4-4

Man city fans celebrating as kdb steps up while smiling
De Bruyne misses 4-4

(Penalties goes on)......

Abraham Goal⚽ 54-53
Foden Goal⚽ 54-54
Kovacic Goal⚽ 55-54
Zinchenko Goal⚽ 55-55
Mendy Goal⚽ 56-55
Ederson Goal⚽ 56-56
Tuchel Goal⚽ 57-56
Guardiola Goal⚽ 57-57

......the referee gets tired and award Arsenal 2021 Champions League winners

-- and that's how Arsenal lift their Champions League trophy

Coldshisha:




IPOB (fake Jews of Africa)

White Jews (fake European Zionist)

Fulani ( Normadic terrorist)

Chinese (criminal minded yellow short midget assholes)


*IPOB scream Lagos is no man's land, live on other people's land and territories , enjoy other people's government and infrastructure but go home during December and start saying nonsense about their Yoruba host

*Isreal would migrate like normads and shepherds to Egypt to become slaves and servants, and after many years claim God promised them Palestinians land, yet all Jews would trek for 40 years in the wilderness from mere 300 km Egypt to Jerusalem, they even insulted Moses to return them back to Egypt and were ungrateful to God

*Fulanis would come peacefully to your land, take over your kingdom and land while waging war on you claiming all land belongs to Allah


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FalseProphet1:
Working for a pastor is the best thing than can Happen to anyone, even if they don't pay you, God will remember your labour and sacrifice to his servant and still bless you. But if you complain or bad mouth him, then your life will be miserable. This I have seen.

mmadu4:
the scammer self na mumu. if na me i will tell u that i wanted to send 4k but accidently sent 14k so kindly send 10k back to me. some people sha no get sense

Ooye12:
Benz will always be Benz imagine say Na another product