₦airaland Forum

If you catch him, let me know, I won slap him too

DaddyRochie1642:
Oga to slap you dey hungry me

10k for 20 plots That one is destined to suffer

paulolee:
wait o...na that grass wey i they see for that pics of aboki smiling and working naim babachir say him spend 500m on??
dt man na big tief...aboki wey i kno for area wey de clear 20 plots of lands for jus 10k..
maybe those ones na yahoo-boiz abokis bcoz dm fresh for dt pics..
naija don cast abeeeg

QuoteMeAndDie:
The place looks abandoned and overgrown with grass..

I am sure ritualists live here

phrancys001:
Go cari U meet one baba e go do "back to sender" for U in less than 24hrs d agent will resend your moni back to U all e go cost U na 30k peree

You won continue from where the lady stopped??

Nah only you be entrepreneur for Naija abi

Blossomfirst:
more... All those asking for who is bankrolling me, May you learn to save to travel..

Okay, I am bankrolling myself. Are you now satisfied

Wahala for who no learn skills and entrepreneurship

This comment got me rolling on the floor

psucc:
And if I may ask, who foot the bills?

Remember what happened to FFK after answering the same question. So be cautious!

Nokio1:
Message from a friend. Please he need help.
Advise him.
Last January our neighbour bought a car, my wife woke me
from sleep nightly saying 'Is he not a man like you? Or is he
from another planet? You have to do just as he has done?
You too must buy a car'. I was forced to buy a Car.
After three months, the neighbour bought a piece of land,
and she disturbed me until I also bought one.
Two months ago, the neighbour started his building on his
land. As usual, she did not leave me in peace until I also
had to do same.
Now, this afternoon, our neighbour brought in a second
wife...
Pls I NEED HELP
Should i wait for the usual pressure, or Just take action??

Zzor:
hehe, when is my own white man coming, all we have here in naija and Nairaland are scum disguised as men. Just few of them are good. If you know you are a good man, don't quote me, let the scumbags do the quoting

Werey in disguise

Sundrus:
how this ur post take relate to wetin she dey talk about now...use ya head oh

It seems you lack understanding??

Wetin E do you??

mayklef:
E

SilverNorGold:
Someone on self-isolation should appear? Are they not aware that top military officers are isolating themselves after they lost a colleague to the Covid-19 pandemic? Abi they want the officer to appear and distribute the virus proportionally to each and every one of them?

Meanwhile, when are they going to investigate the demonic celebrities that caused all this?

Nigeria must better by fire, by force!

God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Long live Nigeria!

You be fool. A big one for that matter. If I had the chance of meeting you physically, forget it, you are dead already

Reussite:
Goalll Everton .... Chelsea to lose tonight; a big Amen pls.

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

dynicks:
damn niggar what!?...damn niggar what!?.....no talk better something now and see what I would do to you....

morley411:
I painted her whole house still nothing come out, she no gree

How far, e get one girl that's looking for a guy to paint her room for free, are you available?

dyera:
hmm, let's see.

Back in secondary school we would hold 1 hour Christian fellowship right before closing every Friday, and the three year classes will combine in a big hall.

There was this particular day I and my friends were sitting in at the back of the hall and we thought it was OK to quietly discuss while preaching was going on.

A senior who was sitting at our back kept telling us that we were disturbing. At one point I just got angry and told him to move to a different place if he does not want us to disturb him.

The next thing I heard was a heavy slap on my face, the sound was so loud that people in the hall exclaimed 'haaaay' and the preacher stopped preaching.

I held my face, stood up, saw that the preacher has stopped preaching and was looking at me. Then I sat down on my seat and did nothing else while having a feeling of remorse for disrupting the fellowship.

Till this very day I'm still supprised at my instinctive reaction that day. Before that incident I never knew I had such love and reverence for God. That to me fighting in the middle of preaching of the word of God was something unthinkable.

Everybody shouted haaaay and the preacher became mute

Your story made my night jareeh, laugh won kill me here

Zzor:
Yes I kill such men with stares, that type of stares you garnished with yeye expression, only stingy men goes to the market

How do your parents cope with you self??

lkillbrokehoes:
You know what to do yourself, pack boys to beat him and bundle him out of that house, if you continue to keep quiet he will take u for granted.

Lol, as agbero you be nah

Your matter for don tire your village people self

freeman131:
How do I Bleep this girl?
I don't have the kind of money her family has but I have a huge cassava that would make her cripple in love.
She's asking for headies when I can easily give her head.
If you know her please tell her.

Goodman247:
I rec

I swear. His type disturbs everybody, seeking for advice but end up not doing anything

parkervero:
Meaning this is what you will do or that you are doing (i.e cheating on your man) that traveled?

You sound very stupid with this

madridguy:
My head dey swell up as you call me Mr Lawyer wish i be lawyer.

You be compound fool .

Stop disturbing us with this abeg

StagethemTVee:
About a year ago or so, Ronke's car( A Sienna) broke down beside the church i attend and a member recognized her. I did not know her but i asked a couple of guys to help her out. Come and see how she snubbed them forming Nollywood Super Duper Star.

Nah you won show yourself oga. If it was a man, you wouldn't even look at him

Zzor:
I want to get married, I'm a fan of early marriage but irresponsible men all over the place, it's easier to pass through the eye of a needle than to get a responsible man. God I'm still waiting for your miracle

Wahala for who dey find responsible husband

Religion is of piss indeed

no difference my brother

VEXT:
Tell me the difference between cultism and Islam

9jayes:
You guys should go and seek for info, there are ways of making money steadily instead of wasting your time on government job. Ask it shall be given unto you.

You help some of us with the ways

Lol, is your mom a 14yr old baby?

You have tried for her, since she doesn't want to listen, leave her.

9jahotblog:
her mama really takes good care of him. people always called her mama Seyi. may her gentle soul rest in perfect peace.

Pls oo, what would they have called her before, mama Patrick, mama Chris or mama Wasiu, is Seyi not the name of her son?

ODJ124:
Tears of Joy.. and crocodile tears...





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Jfrankination:
Well, it depends.
When i was still living in face me, i slap you. There was this man that said he had a dream where a woman fed him and unfortunately the woman was also living in our compound before her death. Make i cut the long story short because today nah Sunday, the man did weeks later.

That doesn't still mean anything

Praxis758:
Is this a film or fiction?

Is it possible?

Anyone with practical experience should pls enlighten us.

It seems your head dey pain you, OP and some other person's have given you their own account, you are still looking for a practical example again.