₦airaland Forum

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright..

Well done o you are doing well bros op untill you hear boom..skriiiii doom doom

CandyOps:
sounds like you love to be smouldered with big things

She gather shaa. imagine oilling them up real good and pullin them together & apart as far as they can go while holding it by the nipples. it will now be doing "pa pa pa" like soundtrack. but nah! I'll rather have DJ Cuppy smoulder me to death with those D cups

*phew! shakes off the thought** e be like na to format this my brain sha

QuietHammer:
How much is the salary?

izuch:
Come and see plenty Nigerian corp members saluting their parents, trust Nigerians

coolcharm:
Lol, that young man is looking for a wife. Forget the job offer, that one na cruise.

blackpanda:
Lies!

Sixfeetbelle:
Are you trying to convince yourself that gays are that minimal in Nigeria?

fati2001:
J

Kriss216:
Davido might be bad vocally and lyrically, but he's a good man. He's sugar-coated with niceties.

Davido fit feature for the guy music without any charge had he approached him online.



The truth is, a criminal is a criminal.

Simplyleo:
And so what?

Is he the first to donate to his people?

andrewmeddy8:
"e be tins oooo

nobi Cuppy wey I dey snub that time naim dis one dey happy base on say she video call am,,,, hmm this life sha, ,, some1 rack na som1 clothes ooo

Draslo:
Go Bleep yourself

Draslo:
That Colorado thing ehn, if you, as a smoker of marijuana, dey where people around you just dey smoke am effortlessly, you will be tempted. I've been fooled by it and ended up in disgrace. Luckily no one was filming.. At some point I thought I was Jesus in the second coming and I was seeing crucifixes in everything reach the number 4 sef. including the small letters T and F. I wan mad. Na sleep therapy for Yaba cure me. They said I was lucky. Many lose it and never find sanity again. If you reach Yaba, e go shock u. You fit see your boss or celebrity there. Not a nice experience.


True story.

Modified
The experience was a harrowing one for me and my family members. In the course of my life, I read many books, in fact too many. Watched tons of documentaries bordering on anything and everything. I was quite aware during my extended hallucinations. I was convinced I was right and everyone one else just didn't see it. I also thought the world was ending and it was up to me to decide who can follow me to colonise Mars. I believed plants had just started growing since my "revelation".
I did the worst and started reading Revelation. My people, I began to be convinced I was one of the two beasts coming out of the season. It took a lot of willpower to get myself back because I was really convinced. The drugs na 20% the remaining 80% is you fighting a fight you never thought possible. One Monday like that I just vexed and started thinking again trying to figure myself out. I was going in a maze.

2cribz:
I rem laat year,i puffed just 3 puffs. After 30mins i wan mad. Last last i break my samsung s9,lost 12k miraculously frm my wallet,i almost lost my car key. I no smoke kolo. Highest now na original pawpaw wit 2 or 3 sticks of bohem ,with my vape redbull flavour

LewsTherin:
I go home every year.
In fact, almost every month.
Honestly, basically every day.
After work, I go home. I spend time with my family. I spend time with my wife and kids. And I get ready for the next day where I'll be home again after the day's hustle.

I have ABSOLUTELY no regrets, no worries.

Firstorderwizard:
We warned them to stop using Amala and ewedu for school children,they refused.
Same mistake Awo made with his free education policy that produced today's zombies all littered on nairaland

EXLOVER:
I have seen marijuana inside an okrika i bought some years back, I felt like i was in Washington while smoking it. �����

Elpipitaaa:
He is wealthy anyway. but he got his money through embezzlement

longetivity:
why d werey governor come dey shine teeth

femmyapson:
Lol, she has been a terror for the past 5years. Barking the hell out of passersby upon hearing voices outside the compound. She is a crazy feminist that has nothing to do with male. . She has never mated not even once. Cos na fight she dey always fight when we take her for mating . We have tried to make her mate in different places with different type of breed but she no dey gree. A doc once said we should get another puppy if we want a dog that will reproduce, that she is too furious for another to mate her

So forget the snake issue. She is capable

femmyapson:
Meet Cherry

Dovegrey:
Young man please tell police to arrest ikpu-azu

2cribz:
God pls make me super rich pls, all my cars must be bullet proof. Handwork of cult boys

Snaagg:
This is repulsive!

how would we know your boobs are sagging if youre not displaying it for the world to see?.. desperate girls always seeking attention online.

Cover up those sling shots! Despicable thing!

paulolee:
dose guys no too send moni n dts why the standard of living is very normal in north...na insecurities n strict religion problem dt mk people fear north