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Just wait and see, i'll give you 30 days. Let's test this ban thing and see if it'll work. Have you been to Ijegun or Ejigbo, these are places where okadas cannot be banned, there's virtually NO ROAD there. How do people get home? canoes or donkeys?

The people banning okadas have prolly never left V.I. or Ikeja, and that's where robbers use bikes. If all the roads were okay, I tell you there would be no Okadas. Like Generators, Okada has become a perfect substitute to buses all because of our roads like NEPA.

Policemen are very happy for the new means of income given to them, the tax has increased from 20 naira to 100 naira, this, to me, has been the only "positive" change so far, without which, no man shall see the lord.

He prolly wont be the only one left out. Let's wait and see, besides, if some days will be busy for you you can quickly indicate that now.

CHANGE OF STYLE

We have a tie, we'd like to have 8 contestant on the dot, now you need to fill a form.

1. You must agree to our terms
2. You must send an email to mukina2@yahoo.com with the following details
Subject: your NL Username
Body: Yes I Agree
CC: xsidotcom@yahoo.com
3. Acceptance is based on a first come first serve basis, that is the first 8 senders will be accepted, and no other.
4. The tourney kicks off on monday.
5. Min: 25 Lines Max: 35 lines.
6. Each rapper will rap twice, one after the other (e.g question and answer, i'll advice that you raise questions in your first track and answer the other person's questions in the next track. Raising dust in your second and last track will not prompt us to give you a third chance) on the same day.
7. The results will be released at the end of the first round after each fixture must have been concluded.
8. Everyone is invited to criticise/commend your rap lines and public opinion will affect your lines by 10%. another 10% by your opponent's inability to defend himself/herself.
9. You will accept all insults coming from your opponent and will not take offence.
10. You will not get angry beyond this contest and beef will not escalate to a higher level based on public comment.


Remember, this is "battle ground" come amoured and prepared, casualties will be buried alive, i mean eliminated so come out and do your best. I wish there could be a party afterwards.

Thank you all for your bravery in participating and I hope that you show a lot of maturity throughout and beyond this competition.

Thanks,
For: The judges.

I'll buzz you on a friend's ID, i'm not @ my pc.

Truly Muks,
This is some suspiscious stuff we gat here. I thought about this too. Sure as hell there is at least one impersonator here, but i'll advise that the person show up and give up without much wahala cos i'll personally diss the hell out of him/her if we get to find out at a later time + automatic workover/disqualification. Trust me - you won't find it funny.

This tourney should be fair enough to produce a winner, besides no one's winning some material stuff like money, just for the fun of it - guns and glory?

Please stop this act as it affects other's confidence in the tourney.


@ Muks,
We gat some investigation to do here. I'm sniffing now.

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Allcorrect:
because evribodi is looking for cheap popularity,taking advantage of any situation. Definetely these two men are men of passion and distinction. These are men that can onli take Nigeria to the next level so its a veri safe prophecy.Why the man no prophecy who them go kill for pdp next

Safe prophecy ke, you'll only get these guys murdered. No one will murther them anyway. Money, power and fame have always ruled Nigeria and that aint about to change. Who's Duke? Any military history, no previous wicked history? Loser.
Who's Utomi, an elite? ruled out.

Educated Illiterates will win, probably with some military background too. That prophecy is from the mouth of someone who buys a litre of fuel for 65 naira today. He is not happy, and is therefore optimistic / hopeful. Help will come, but not soon. Its punishment time now, and when the sinners suffer the righteous must have a "lick". Sorry y'all.

@ Dayo,
Okocha did dat in the early 90s he stopped that long ago, in fact that was way back in Germany, against Khan, not anymore now.

Don't forget he has a bad ass shot too.

@ Menike
If you don't battle him, then pray you both make subsequent rounds.

@ Muks,
I'll appreciate that, infact, i'll be online for 24 hours i mean from now until 2100 hrs GMT, so buzz me @ anytime or at worst an offline.

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Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asked, "Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?"

Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replied, "With whom?"

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Why's no one voting Shevy and RVN? ain't they one of the best in Europe?

Someday, the world will run out of fuel. Check it, expect this:

And another one:

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Muks,
can your update and republish the list each time we have a new contestant?

Tianshie's in. And some new guys coming up with just one or two posts is enough for suspiscion, we'll scrutinize them. I hope someone is not trying to impersonate or feel smart. We shall see.

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hustler:
i wanted to put my name in because i thot it was real here/but it seems there's too many lames that gotta be on wheelchairs/

We can give hustla a chance but we must remind all contestants. Cloning is not allowed. You are not allowed to duplicate yourself, you will be immediately disqualified.

Did your heart miss a beat?


@ Menike,
We need an even number, in multiples of 4 to make the pairing easier and straightforward. If we get 16 no problem, but getting like 9 or 13 or 15 won't be good enough.

We have 7 already and if dbizzle comes in, that'd be 8.

hoodboi:
i hope ya'll know my man dbizzle is up for this ,

HI Muks,
We need to compile the list, i'm sure we have 8 already. If we'll have more then it's gotta be 8 times 2. What do you think. Should we carry on with 8 or wait for more?

If he won't be bias, you can interview him.

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Maybe we should look for some crazy RAP fan?

Oh well, now I change my mind, take back my words.

I'm auctioning my DSTV dual decoder and dish (without the remote sha, its somewhere in between the chairs or under the rug)
Starting price N30,000. The highest bidder wins, and I have subscription for 3 months already, thats about 24,000 in your pocket.

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Good one there,

We'll come out with our metrics, I mean you can estimate how many points you have as against your opponents without much stress.
And your questions, we'll answer in a little while.

So let's guess the date for 50,000!

Muks,
Consider Toosyno in. More? The deadline is fast approaching.

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