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SportsRe: What Is Football Turning To? by Christino(m): 3:29pm On Aug 05, 2006
Are you very sure? Do you mean Lampard, Gerrard and Chief Ballack shoot beans?

I've seen a nice one by Joey Barton also. Scholes is undoubted, I remember Rooney's against Arsenal too.

Meanwhile the comparison was between Lamps, Gerrard and Ballack, who's got the hottest shot?
SportsRe: What Is Football Turning To? by Christino(m): 11:52am On Aug 05, 2006
FYI on ticket prices:

http://www.anr.uk.com/articles/i-2005-07-04-08-40-53.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/4895330.stm

I'd stick with the bbc one though, the other one's kinda old.

Meanwhile, I pray Boro can disgrace the top teams again this season, with nothing to lose, and nothing to play for, no Europe, the carling cup will do.

I believe Liverpool will twack Chelsea this season, Bellamy my homegrown pacy boy will destroy chelsea's paper wall of course with the help of rebounds. Cech MUST drop those heavy shots from Gerrard but Reina/Dudek should also be ready to face hotter shots from one of my greatest ballers around - Ballack.
Come to think of it, who has the most powerful shot: Ballack, Gerrard or Lampard?
PoliticsRe: President Of Nigeria In 2007: Who? <Poll> by Christino(m): 7:40am On Aug 05, 2006
Don't forget that Nigerian Presidency is not about being learned or having dreams or the desire to lead the people, it's about SENSE. If OBj was not a military man, i bet by now,there would have been another coup. Only thieves can detect the footpath of thieves. A novice or a greenhorn who has not ruled a state or a country before cannot rule at present. I'm not clamouring support for anybody, but that's the bottom truth. No JJC.
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by Christino(m): 2:12am On Aug 05, 2006
Motherland (Area Acoustic) - SOund sultan. Best song mi.
Forum GamesRe: In Bed Last Night by Christino(m): 2:10am On Aug 05, 2006
motherland (area) in bed last night
Music/RadioRe: Favourite Radio Personality by Christino(m): 2:08am On Aug 05, 2006
Used to be Paula, now its DANNY FOSTER.

"Danny FOster nko, oko asewo! - Eedris said so,not me.
Music/RadioRe: Nigeria Rap Award by Christino(m): 2:02am On Aug 05, 2006
1. Mode 9
2. Gino - "Africa's baddest video ever is NO BE GOD?" - unopposed
3. Sound Sultan
4. I don't know?
5. Weird MC
6. Eedris
Music/RadioRe: Who Is Feeling Avant? by Christino(m): 1:54am On Aug 05, 2006
When we make luv - Avant ft. Bone Thugz.
Music/RadioRe: Nigeria's Least Appreciated Musical Artiste? by Christino(m): 1:52am On Aug 05, 2006
You need to see the lyrics of Motherland (Area) its so tight, that guy is the best rhymist in Naija - S.Sultan 4 real.
Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Christino(op): 11:22pm On Aug 04, 2006
grin Oh ma God, nice one there. LoL, nice grin
Technology MarketRe: Price of New Ku-Band VSAT by Christino(m): 10:39pm On Aug 04, 2006
Ku-Band plus installation costs 290,000. check out www.accelonafrica.com
Music/RadioMotherland (area Acoustic) - Sound Sultan, Lyrics by Christino(op): 10:32pm On Aug 04, 2006
Sound sultan, naija ninja
(Kennis Music)

Na for all ma brothers wey don ja commot for naija
always try to dey look back because there's no place like home
Yknawmean?
Yoruba man tell me say Ajo o dabi ile
And na true men
Check this out

Bridge:
(Ajo o dabi ile
No matter where u go
make u no forget area o area o
Na naija
Ti ode ba tile
Pada wale o wale o)

Chorus:
(How I wish say I fit reach u anywhere u dey, u dey
Far away, that one no say make u dey bone area o
Mother landi o)

na your area o

Chinedu somebody borrow you ego
Make you take travel go chicago
Remember Nnamdi sell him car
So you go go America
All these people wey bin dey raise you
still dey stay for face me i face you
promise say u no go fashie them
every other month u go dey tashi them
Hillary wey u been promise to marry
Still dey wait ol boy she don tarry
When she see u na inside Ovation
You marry Oyinbo from another nation
Use mago mago get dough
Now your Oyinbo wife don't know
next thing you know she don go report you
Wetin you know them don deport you

(Chorus)
(Bridge)

You been say na one year
E come turn to two years
You don go for seven years
But You dey serve eleven years
Even when your papa pai
Plus the tears your mama cry
Bayo for chicago o
Dem dey miss you for Okoko o
Biodun for Canada
Your mama still dey wonder
Igba wo lo to ma pada o
Remember for naija you get iyawo
Ko dabi ile (5 times)
Ajo o ma dabi ile o

(Chorus)
(Bridge)

You say u go call
Everybody wait tire for your call
Rote o, why u go like so o?
From germany, to carry coco enter Yankee
but then coco burst for your bele
Rest in peace.

You fly away
How come one day wey fun dey u fit come backi o
Your papa landi o
I understand sey u been so far away
Long long way from home (4 times)
You got a long long way from your papa land

(Bridge) Think before u enter that plane

All ma brothers in the west,south, east, north south
U know how we doing it
And all these people wey dey rule us
Make una try make naija sweet
Make we get water, light e.tc.
So that people go dey come house
(Kennis Music)
All the cardinal points
Respect
All ma people in da house.

(ripped by XSi) - hoping to find the lyrics to Gino's "No be God?"

pictures here please
SportsHow To Play Fantasy Football League Free. by Christino(op): 8:41pm On Aug 04, 2006
Log on to:
http://games.espn.go.com/epl/frontpage

Sign up, select your team (like championship manager), buy players and goalies and get ready for the first game in August 19.

Accumulate points, and see who wins at the end of the season. All you braggers and critics, let's see how you do it this time around.
Forum GamesRe: tpbm (the person below me) by Christino(m): 8:34pm On Aug 04, 2006
Tpabove you is "dry" grin


Tpbm is hungry
Forum GamesRe: tpbm (the person below me) by Christino(m): 8:18pm On Aug 04, 2006
--->God forgive me for ma lyf of sin, i''ll changee cry<---


Tpbm smokes shocked
Music/RadioStruggling Artistes by Christino(op): 8:12pm On Aug 04, 2006
Hi All,

We can clearly see that there are talents in our forum, hip-pop, ragga, rap and native - all good. I guess it would be nice to paste links to your demo track here, so we can go check them out. Who knows, a producer might be surfing grin

To those who only make mouth, sorry, actions speak louder, we need to hear your voice, not just your brags.

Keep it real.
HealthRe: Asthma Patients. How Do You Make Your Life Bearable? by Christino(m): 8:04pm On Aug 04, 2006
Tell us more about that, is it GNLD, forever living or Tianshi?
Forum GamesRe: tpbm (the person below me) by Christino(m): 8:02pm On Aug 04, 2006
Yes, I just joined grin

Tpbm has just devoured dinner
SportsRe: What Is Football Turning To? by Christino(m): 8:00pm On Aug 04, 2006
What's this i'm seeing here with ticket prices? I need more info, the last i know, the gunners charge the most exhorbitant ticket prices (understandable due to their tiny Highbury capacity) that should change now.
PropertiesRe: Plots Of Land For Sale At Ibeju-lekki by Christino(m): 7:43pm On Aug 04, 2006
Hope its not prone to flooding?
CareerRe: Would You Work In Iraq For 10 Million Naira A Month? by Christino(m): 7:41pm On Aug 04, 2006
With Life insurance (which i doubt any assurance company will give considering the situation) I'd take it.

All the same, @ topic, I'd go to Iraq. People who refused to go are either dead or living in penury or just there or "lucky". 10mill a month? If an average graduate earns 50,000 a month in Nigeria, that'd be salary for 200 months!

That's 16 years man. I'll gladly endure for 3 months so that 48 years would be secure by the time I luckily make it home Alive. If not, the money should be sent to my mother by Western Union (if they have workers there). Do you feel me?
Music/RadioRe: Which Song Are You Addicted To Right Now? by Christino(m): 7:35pm On Aug 04, 2006
Motherland (Area) - Sound Sultan.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by Christino(m): 7:34pm On Aug 04, 2006
Can someone tell me whatta gwan in here?
Forum GamesRe: Game Of Choices by Christino(m): 7:33pm On Aug 04, 2006
Hands of course, I could walk with them too. grin


You?
Forum GamesRe: tpbm (the person below me) by Christino(m): 7:32pm On Aug 04, 2006
Hell nah lipsrsealed

Tpbm is a he and she grin
Forum GamesRe: In Bed Last Night by Christino(m): 7:31pm On Aug 04, 2006
Staying up thruout in bed this night
Forum GamesRe: Nigerian Names by Christino(m): 7:30pm On Aug 04, 2006
Araparingangan

Aresejabata

Shokolokobangoshe
Jokes EtcThe In-thing. See For Yourself. by Christino(op): 1:44pm On Aug 04, 2006
This is for real. Don't bother comparing costs.

Car TalkRe: Should Okada Be Banned In Nigeria? by Christino(m): 1:03pm On Aug 04, 2006
WOrd man, word, you said it all.

If the roads were smooth and wide, no heavy traffic, no muddy pot holes and stuffs like that, no one would patronise Okadas, in fact, i'd drive my car to work, but as it is now, i'd rather take a bike all the time than board a bus let alone drive the car, its tiring.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Hits 20,000 Members. Guess The Date For 30,000! by Christino(m): 1:01pm On Aug 04, 2006
Christino:
Haba Skid, you know that that was just a fluke, i guessed of course and i'm not sure i can make a correct guess. My guess was based on Holiday and the World cup, i believe with this achievement, member's will double in a speedy rate and that means we can talk of 40,000 by the 4th of August grin. Let's see.
I'm not sure this can be achieved today, let's see what happens through the weekend.
Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Christino(op): 12:25pm On Aug 04, 2006
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . , you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow”, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day.

Please Sir send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!
Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Christino(op): 10:07am On Aug 04, 2006
SO MUCH FOR PR.

Bush goes to an elementary school to talk with the kids and do a little
PR.

After his talk he offers question/answer time. One little boy puts
up his hand and George W. asks him his name, "Stanley" responds the
little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 3 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess.

George W. informs the kids they will continue after recess.

When they resume George W. says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's
right: question time. Does anyone have a question?"

A boy puts up his hand and George W. asks him his name. "Jimmie"
responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Jimmie? "

"I have 5 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess
bell ring 20 minutes early? And Fifth, what the hell happened to
Stanley?"

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