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If one day u feel like crying, call me. I dont promise that i will make u laugh, but i will encourage and cheer you up. If one day u want to run away-- dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop, but i can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone, call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call, and there is no answer, come fast to see me. Perhaps i need you. |
Some one help, how do i unlock my 6600's memory card, i have a million dollar info in it and i'm stuck! |
Hi Y'all, Someone tell me how the gunners came about this because Man-u's last against fulham, there was a mexican wave of "Stand up if you hate chelsea". I honestly don't understand. Is it that Man-U Arsenal rivalry is peanuts as against Arsenal - Tottenham? |
Muks, I'm kinda lost here, where are we, whatta gwan. WHo's on who's not, who's left in the tourney, who's right. Let's know where we are now, when is it gonna end, when's another one starting, who'z gonna be the judges of the next tourney, Holla. |
Thank God at last, i've been here zillion times today couldn't drop a post. And where is Muki now, no show today? |
Muki, Where've u been all day, send me an update please. |
Don't abortion your wombs We need more warriors soon Nas - One Mic |
Okonjo won't be coming back as she's back @ d world bank. Kudos to those who sacked her - thank God they didn't kill her. More prayers for Dora. |
As for Duke, i'm neutral, but for those clamoring for Utomi, leave educationalists alone, they should be ministers, ambassadors or commissioners abegi, they'll only end up in a coup or sumtin, the military, though handicapped by OBJ are still as hungry as ever and it won't be a shock should they come back later. It's very possible, anything happens here. But as for those IBB fanatics? Expect the Naira to fall to 300naira to a dollar within 3 weeks after inauguration. Don't say I didn't remind you. |
Hope you have a good lawyer on standby, you are definitely heading for Kirikiri if not. |
A man orders a chicken dish, and as he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, there has been a mistake. That officer sitting over there is a regular customer who has ordered the same dish. Since this is the last chicken in the house, I'll have to take this dish to him. The man refuses. The waiter goes to the officer and explains the situation. The officer walks over and says, "That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull its legs; I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings; I'll break one of your arms!" The man looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Your turn!" |
Lopezdee1:Dear Lopez, The best guyz in biz are people with foresight who are ready to take risks. Who'd have thought the EPL could be so interesting? There was a time AIT was showing the Serie A 24/7 then we weren't really interested in the EPL cos there weren't so many Nigerians in the league, I only remember the days of Evan Ikoku. John Fashanu and Reuben Agboola played when soccer coverage in Nigeria was so poor. These guys went against all odds to bring us the EPL which is just one out of more than 10 dozens of programmes on DSTV. I don't know why they have to pay for our slack attitude. Shouldn;t we just go the Eng. FA and buy the rights for Nigeria Alone? Where were we when the rights were up for grabs? Syphoning money to Swiss Banks, when did we embrace GSM? After Nitel had dealt with our ass and them Intercellular and 090 guys were fragging us to hell. Like the NFA issue i see this case getting nowhere, besides you heard the games were shown live yesterday, so what next? Please beg them to develop our local league so that FSTV and co can buy "exclusive" rights for that, besides, don't be surprised SuperSports would even be the "Monopolistic buyers" of that too, only if they see a future in it. |
Sori guyz il be fuli onlyn n 8 hrs.Who's dat rapa sayn rap's nat poetry?Pls get ready 2 do some xplanatiön.At this stage y'al already know d ful meaning of rap.Check my first post on the thread.Dont say elsewhere that u knw x yet ur ignorant of rap.Its unfair. @muks hope u sent me a mail buz me wen u on. |
But why the heck do some ISPs blacklist us for reasons beyond our comprehension e.g. godaddy.com. Is that not cruel? |
I can't wait to see that. @ Muki, I won't be online 2moro, I gat a whole lot to round up, driving around town, traffic is hell man this is lagos. So expect the worst from the roads. I'll be online 600 GMT on sunday so i'll pick up from there, but i might be online tomorrow but not for long.Let's see how it goes sha. You should come up with the round 2 fixtures and let's see how it goes, so far guyz have been doing well. I'll do my grading and revert 2 u. @ Guyz Keep it up, y'all doing nicely. If you're yet to drop yours, there's always a better chance. ![]() |
menike: |
Like the "sacking" of Okonjo Iweala, Govt should ban "Text Messages" on MTN, ban "Power Cards" on PHCN, ban "Oil Production" Shell and the BAT - British American Tobacco should smoke all their products within the office. Stupid pigeons. |
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toosyno:To all who've come on against all odds, kudos to y'all. Its DAY 5. if you feel the heat, drop the beat. |
@ Jerry, where have you been all this while, you gat tight rhymes, meanwhile, the tourney is on. If your name was not included in the starting list, you'll have to wait for another tourney. @ Hoodboi toosyno vs hoodboi you guys got the whole of thursday to urselves please min 25 lines max 35 lines |
you can achieve that with bluetooth or infrared as well unless you need to unblock or unlock your phone. |
Its DAY 4. I bet some rappers here are not sure of what they got. They spit in the phreestyle thread only to chicken out in a tourney. The most unfortunate thing is they call themselves "Hard - Core" Rappers. Why are they scared? Do they steal rhymes from poetry sites or lyric sites and are scared they'd be nabbed? Are they cloned? they gat duplicates? Are they scared of loosing? Is it a shame to lose today and win tomorrow? I bet many'll never discover their stuffs, this is one clean chance to do that and they blew it up. Remember Pac and Eminem have gone mute at gangsta freestyle battles only to become the best afterwards. If you don't fumble in a tourney, i bet you'll always believe you r tha best rapper for the rest of your life (but only on NL). Please prove me wrong, cos how can you move forward if you dont try? Not to worry if you rap like Mase or your lyrics really don't make sense so long as you are not rapping with your voice, you needn't bother. This is the "best" display of maturity i've seen so far on NL. Let's see who backs out next. I bet you just made it easier for the judges. Remember, this thread is a classic and for years to come, many will google the best rapper and come across this. You win fame here and not money, so think twice, give a nizzle some respect and call his bluff, this is what freestyling is about. DAY 4 : No going back! Next: |
enter ip add 172.18.254.5 and proxy 8080 |
Hope he proves himself there too. WBA was was a flop. |
hmnnn, I'm sure we're not cowards. Next? @ Muks, Do you need to repost the fixtures? Day 3. |
A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the reading of the Ten Commandments. The next day, the rabbi visited 98 year-old Mr. Katz in the nursing home. "Mr. Katz, I'm asking you, as the oldest member of the community," said the rabbi, "what is our synagogue's custom during the reading of the Ten Commandments?" "Why do you ask?" asked Mr. Katz."Yesterday we read the Ten Commandments. Some people stood, some people sat. The ones standing started screaming at the ones sitting, telling them to stand up. The ones sitting started screaming at the ones standing, telling them to sit down, " "That," said the old man, "is our custom." |
It was almost time for school to dismiss and a mother noticed it looked like rain. So she drove toward school to pick up her eight-year-old daughter. She turned down the street to see her daughter running towards her down the sidewalk. A lightning bolt flashed and the little girl looked up towards the sky, smiled and then began running towards her mother's van.Another lightning bolt flashed and again the little girl looked towards the sky, smiled and resumed running. This happened several more times until the little girl finally arrived at where her mother was parked. Her mom immediately inquired as to the strange behavior. "Why did you keep stopping and smiling at the sky," she asked her daughter. "I had to, Mommy. God was taking my picture." |
A man goes to see his Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asks, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." The next day the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife on the phone yesterday for over three hours. You want my advice?" The man anxiously answers, "Yes." "Take the poison," says the Rabbi. |
Tell them abeg. Tell them o. No be by force. |
Now that they think they are getting closer to finding his killers, another distraction has just landed. The killers will definitely never be found. NO doubt. |
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