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Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Christino(op): 12:46pm On Aug 22, 2006
If one day u feel like crying, call me. I dont promise that i will make u laugh, but i will encourage and cheer you up. If one day u want to run away-- dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop, but i can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone, call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call, and there is no answer, come fast to see me. Perhaps i need you.
PhonesRe: Phone's Memory Card Corrupt by Christino(m): 12:44pm On Aug 22, 2006
Some one help, how do i unlock my 6600's memory card, i have a million dollar info in it and i'm stuck!
Sports"stand Up If You Hate Tottenham - The Origin" by Christino(op): 12:40pm On Aug 22, 2006
Hi Y'all,
Someone tell me how the gunners came about this because Man-u's last against fulham, there was a mexican wave of "Stand up if you hate chelsea".

I honestly don't understand. Is it that Man-U Arsenal rivalry is peanuts as against Arsenal - Tottenham?
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Christino(m): 12:07pm On Aug 22, 2006
Muks,
I'm kinda lost here, where are we, whatta gwan. WHo's on who's not, who's left in the tourney, who's right. Let's know where we are now, when is it gonna end, when's another one starting, who'z gonna be the judges of the next tourney,

Holla.
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Christino(m): 7:25pm On Aug 21, 2006
Thank God at last, i've been here zillion times today couldn't drop a post. And where is Muki now, no show today?
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Christino(m): 4:01pm On Aug 20, 2006
Muki,
Where've u been all day, send me an update please.
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by Christino(m): 12:11pm On Aug 20, 2006
Don't abortion your wombs
We need more warriors soon

Nas - One Mic
PoliticsRe: President Of Nigeria In 2007: Who? <Poll> by Christino(m): 12:01pm On Aug 20, 2006
Okonjo won't be coming back as she's back @ d world bank. Kudos to those who sacked her - thank God they didn't kill her. More prayers for Dora.
PoliticsRe: President Of Nigeria In 2007: Who? <Poll> by Christino(m): 10:24am On Aug 20, 2006
As for Duke, i'm neutral, but for those clamoring for Utomi, leave educationalists alone, they should be ministers, ambassadors or commissioners abegi, they'll only end up in a coup or sumtin, the military, though handicapped by OBJ are still as hungry as ever and it won't be a shock should they come back later. It's very possible, anything happens here.
But as for those IBB fanatics? Expect the Naira to fall to 300naira to a dollar within 3 weeks after inauguration. Don't say I didn't remind you.
Jokes EtcRe: Celebs & their animal lookalikes (pictures) by Christino(m): 10:08am On Aug 20, 2006
Hope you have a good lawyer on standby, you are definitely heading for Kirikiri if not.
Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Christino(op): 8:49am On Aug 20, 2006
A man orders a chicken dish, and as he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, there has been a mistake. That officer sitting over there is a regular customer who has ordered the same dish. Since this is the last chicken in the house, I'll have to take this dish to him. The man refuses. The waiter goes to the officer and explains the situation. The officer walks over and says, "That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull its legs; I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings; I'll break one of your arms!" The man looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Your turn!"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FG Bans DSTV From Airing English Premiership by Christino(m): 7:22am On Aug 20, 2006
Lopezdee1:
I will make my points strictly from legal point of view, because this is a very complex issue, because this matter has a lot of implications to DSTV, Nigeria and the African continent as a whole. I wonder how dstv can be granted the exclusive right to broadcast EPL in Africa, when the same practice is not acceptable in Europe and America because of competition law, where right to broadcast is exclusive to each country, and even within each country one company is not allowed exclusive broadcast. For example the right to EPL in UK which is owned by Sky Sports has been withdrawn and the broadcast has been splited into four licenses where a company can only acquire maximum of three living at least one license for another broadcaster. The effect is that certain EPL games will not be broadcasted by Sky but other broadcaster which may acquire the right to other EPL games.

Giving Exclusive right to DSTV amount to equate one European country to the whole of Africa, which i feel politically and Economically is very wrong. I know DSTV does not operate in every African countries but even in those countries where it does not operate other local company cannot broadcast the matches. Thus what NFG has done is not only to liberate Nigeria from this "slavery" arrangement, but the whole of Africa because if each countries can be individually licensed it will help to develop the broadcast sector not only in Nigeria but the whole of Africa. Therefore this is more than issue of inferiority complex between Nigeria and South Africa, but an issue deliberate attempt by DSTV in collaboration with their European master to keep Africa broadcasting industry from developing
Dear Lopez,
The best guyz in biz are people with foresight who are ready to take risks. Who'd have thought the EPL could be so interesting? There was a time AIT was showing the Serie A 24/7 then we weren't really interested in the EPL cos there weren't so many Nigerians in the league, I only remember the days of Evan Ikoku. John Fashanu and Reuben Agboola played when soccer coverage in Nigeria was so poor. These guys went against all odds to bring us the EPL which is just one out of more than 10 dozens of programmes on DSTV.
I don't know why they have to pay for our slack attitude. Shouldn;t we just go the Eng. FA and buy the rights for Nigeria Alone?
Where were we when the rights were up for grabs? Syphoning money to Swiss Banks, when did we embrace GSM? After Nitel had dealt with our ass and them Intercellular and 090 guys were fragging us to hell.
Like the NFA issue i see this case getting nowhere, besides you heard the games were shown live yesterday, so what next?

Please beg them to develop our local league so that FSTV and co can buy "exclusive" rights for that, besides, don't be surprised SuperSports would even be the "Monopolistic buyers" of that too, only if they see a future in it.
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Christino(m): 10:41pm On Aug 19, 2006
Sori guyz il be fuli onlyn n 8 hrs.Who's dat rapa sayn rap's nat poetry?Pls get ready 2 do some xplanatiön.At this stage y'al already know d ful meaning of rap.Check my first post on the thread.Dont say elsewhere that u knw x yet ur ignorant of rap.Its unfair. @muks hope u sent me a mail buz me wen u on.
Web MarketRe: $2.99 Domain Names at Yahoo (I bought some) by Christino(m): 8:20pm On Aug 18, 2006
But why the heck do some ISPs blacklist us for reasons beyond our comprehension e.g. godaddy.com. Is that not cruel?
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Christino(m): 8:04pm On Aug 18, 2006
I can't wait to see that.
@ Muki,
I won't be online 2moro, I gat a whole lot to round up, driving around town, traffic is hell man this is lagos. So expect the worst from the roads.
I'll be online 600 GMT on sunday so i'll pick up from there, but i might be online tomorrow but not for long.Let's see how it goes sha.

You should come up with the round 2 fixtures and let's see how it goes, so far guyz have been doing well. I'll do my grading and revert 2 u.

@ Guyz
Keep it up, y'all doing nicely.

If you're yet to drop yours, there's always a better chance. wink
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Christino(m): 10:52am On Aug 18, 2006
menike:
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Yo Guys - I guess it's The Don dela Capone's turn to kill a Lil Boy grin
I'ma start off wit 1 of 2pac's line (Hope the Judges Accept that)
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(@Lil Boy .aka. Sleek Mc)

Ist of I'ma Fu*ck ya bit*ch n' that new click U claim
I'm the greatest on this sh*t- Nigga ain't here for fame
Talk sh*t I'ma put you down below
So lil Boy stick ya titty privates in between ya heads below
I'm a Major - Nigga dissin' U to me is just a shame
But after I'm done , U will always remember my name
I was born half Nigerian n' I gat more material
Uz a Ijebu Ode gangsta - Taxin' motorist in Isolo
Ya last Girl sleeked her way through my jean material
She sucked that thing hard, that made me feel her
She told me ya last name was Fufu/Obolo
Lil Boy get back- My Baby Brittany want to take U to pre-school
Ya English I.Q is like a 2months old baby, So boy be cool
Before I send my Hoodloyal boyz to bury U in my pool
I know U know U know , Niggas here ain't like U
I cud go on n' on wit U so I can't ever be like U
I'm in the street of NY - Doin' what I do
Hustlin' makin' my cash, Lil Boy it feels really good
So make sure U go register for Rap lessons in Pre- school
You dissin' me only presents U as a fool
I ain't runnin' around braggin' like Mr Nairaland President cusz that ain't cool
I'ain't talkin bout Seun - Cusz we both Cuszin' Cool
Put U lil Boy in the mood , Let me show U my Hood fool
We smoke crack, sip Barcadis never do we eat ya regular Fufu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FG Bans DSTV From Airing English Premiership by Christino(m): 7:31am On Aug 18, 2006
Like the "sacking" of Okonjo Iweala, Govt should ban "Text Messages" on MTN, ban "Power Cards" on PHCN, ban "Oil Production" Shell and the BAT - British American Tobacco should smoke all their products within the office.

Stupid pigeons.
Music/RadioRe: Motherland (area Acoustic) - Sound Sultan, Lyrics by Christino(op): 7:14am On Aug 18, 2006

Rap BattlesRe: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Christino(m): 6:56am On Aug 18, 2006
toosyno:
Dude's proud to be Nigerian, but you live in the states instead,
You don't stay in PR, but go there & get clowned by mediocre heads.
You ain't ever provide a good read, while I'm this loosers idol,
There's no wait under you, like my fucking custom user tittle.
I peeped your shits, you suck. there's no hope for your bland verse,
i'd say you writing some brix, but his lines are much doper than yours.
I'm all for business, this entrepenaurs still stuck inside the closet,
but the name fits, when I rip off an' sell your organs out for profit.
Heard you weren't even the real king, lmao, omgz is this bitch gay,
shit we'll need a BONECOLLECTOR too, when my fist hit ya ribcage.
My punches punk pussies and vets, you're just a dreamer son,
while ya punches live up to the badness, yet aren't demeanor ones
Kids kind of funny thinkin he can own me
If he can merk himself then i'd give him some small weed
That would be surprising since he sucks bad
Thinkin your going to win, it's more like mess that
Hoodboi? let me guess it stands for Ruud boy
That aint just news, i got to add mess youz like nistelroy
Kid can't bare with me, lyrically he's a slow poke
Kids spit's unwanted shit, so might as well go choke
hoodboi,ya hits aint known to be read, i'll spit a verse at this newbie
And he'll continue to drop shit, til i'm immersed in the dookie
Not impressed by your counts, post or drops as i mentor glory
Blow your biography out the building N' put an end to your story
Be honest, admit that your raps, are more then miss'n the gasps
Shit ya lines so long, but we kno your overly addicted to crack
Look we homies in all but see, your pretty drynched N pathetic
Shit let'n ya nuts hang the close's you'll lynched a schizophrnic
Squat and take your piss, i'll get a vote, watch'em make a fit
Drop ya basic shit, it won't amount to nuffin ya consitpated Kid
U never gon be Nairaland's great because u nothing but fake
See me come in Gstyle because am off to the Gate.


Bleep you asshole.
To all who've come on against all odds, kudos to y'all.

Its DAY 5.
if you feel the heat, drop the beat.
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Christino(m): 1:55pm On Aug 17, 2006
@ Jerry,
where have you been all this while, you gat tight rhymes, meanwhile, the tourney is on. If your name was not included in the starting list, you'll have to wait for another tourney.

@ Hoodboi
toosyno vs hoodboi you guys got the whole of thursday to urselves
please min 25 lines max 35 lines
PhonesRe: Nokia 3220 Connectivity Adaptor Cable Required by Christino(m): 7:09am On Aug 17, 2006
you can achieve that with bluetooth or infrared as well unless you need to unblock or unlock your phone.
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Christino(m): 6:54am On Aug 17, 2006
Its DAY 4.
I bet some rappers here are not sure of what they got. They spit in the phreestyle thread only to chicken out in a tourney. The most unfortunate thing is they call themselves "Hard - Core" Rappers.

Why are they scared?
Do they steal rhymes from poetry sites or lyric sites and are scared they'd be nabbed?
Are they cloned? they gat duplicates?
Are they scared of loosing? Is it a shame to lose today and win tomorrow?

I bet many'll never discover their stuffs, this is one clean chance to do that and they blew it up. Remember Pac and Eminem have gone mute at gangsta freestyle battles only to become the best afterwards. If you don't fumble in a tourney, i bet you'll always believe you r tha best rapper for the rest of your life (but only on NL).
Please prove me wrong, cos how can you move forward if you dont try?

Not to worry if you rap like Mase or your lyrics really don't make sense so long as you are not rapping with your voice, you needn't bother.

This is the "best" display of maturity i've seen so far on NL. Let's see who backs out next. I bet you just made it easier for the judges. Remember, this thread is a classic and for years to come, many will google the best rapper and come across this. You win fame here and not money, so think twice, give a nizzle some respect and call his bluff, this is what freestyling is about.

DAY 4 : No going back! Next:
PhonesRe: Is It Possible To Browse On Your Pc Using Vmobile Gprs by Christino(m): 2:36pm On Aug 16, 2006
enter ip add 172.18.254.5 and proxy 8080
SportsRe: Latest Football Transfer News by Christino(op): 10:13am On Aug 16, 2006
Hope he proves himself there too. WBA was was a flop.
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Christino(m): 6:56am On Aug 16, 2006
hmnnn, I'm sure we're not cowards. Next?

@ Muks,
Do you need to repost the fixtures?

Day 3.
Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Christino(op): 3:31pm On Aug 15, 2006
A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the reading of the Ten Commandments. The next day, the rabbi visited 98 year-old Mr. Katz in the nursing home. "Mr. Katz, I'm asking you, as the oldest member of the community," said the rabbi, "what is our synagogue's custom during the reading of the Ten Commandments?" "Why do you ask?" asked Mr. Katz."Yesterday we read the Ten Commandments. Some people stood, some people sat. The ones standing started screaming at the ones sitting, telling them to stand up. The ones sitting started screaming at the ones standing, telling them to sit down, " "That," said the old man, "is our custom."
Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Christino(op): 3:27pm On Aug 15, 2006
It was almost time for school to dismiss and a mother noticed it looked like rain. So she drove toward school to pick up her eight-year-old daughter. She turned down the street to see her daughter running towards her down the sidewalk. A lightning bolt flashed and the little girl looked up towards the sky, smiled and then began running towards her mother's van.Another lightning bolt flashed and again the little girl looked towards the sky, smiled and resumed running. This happened several more times until the little girl finally arrived at where her mother was parked. Her mom immediately inquired as to the strange behavior. "Why did you keep stopping and smiling at the sky," she asked her daughter. "I had to, Mommy. God was taking my picture."
Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Christino(op): 3:23pm On Aug 15, 2006
A man goes to see his Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asks, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." The next day the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife on the phone yesterday for over three hours. You want my advice?" The man anxiously answers, "Yes." "Take the poison," says the Rabbi.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FG Bans DSTV From Airing English Premiership by Christino(m): 1:33pm On Aug 15, 2006
Tell them abeg. Tell them o. No be by force.
PoliticsRe: Funsho Williams, PDP Lagos State Governor-to-be, Killed! by Christino(op): 7:38am On Aug 15, 2006
Now that they think they are getting closer to finding his killers, another distraction has just landed. The killers will definitely never be found. NO doubt.

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