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Everywhere I go niggas holler at me
Keep it real gee
I was born not to make it but I did
The tribulations of a ghetto kid
Still I rise

-Tupac

The only plan he had for mama
Was to Bleep her and abuse her
Even as a lil' kid I could see his plan for me
Stranded on Welfare, another broken Family
- Tupac, "Still I rise"

ITK More killings are expected after this.

I don't expect violence in dolphin at all, you will feel the impact in Oshodi, Ikeja or Iyana Ipaja and Agege.

Abeem has said it all.

Meanwhile, Mebelieves the most corrupt inst. in Nig. is the nigerian himself followed by PHCN.

I wish i could increase this font in our memory. No inst. (of more than 2 people) is as corrupt as these guys. A primary school drop out, most junior staff drives a Scratch (no be yahoo boy o).
A corrupt policeman won't get to that level for 3 or 4 years of 20-20 naira extortion.

Infact it is disgraceful that the PHCN (without uniform) are more corrupt than the "anything in uniform is naturally corrupt" people. It's a shame (no, chame)

i mean the police, FRSC, customs, Army are corrupt people. (The airforce and navy are more realistic, maybe corrupt but not directly to the masses)

Yep, in fact today


Ever slapped a friend?

Chief Bola Ige, Harry Marshall and Abubakar Rimi's wife. Who's next, maybe presidential aspirants will start going down tomorrow.

Which Nero software?

One has just been assassinated.

was an albino

tpbm has TRIBAL marks

I'll be scared in bed this night

I''ve not been watching, so don't have much to say.

We have just been informed that a prominent politician was assassinated at Dolphin Estate which has led to heavy police presence on Osborne Road.

http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=54187

Please avoid this route for now and advise those outside,

Hi Prof,
If your PC is as densely populated as mine (with folders) then you'll be writing ICAN trying to find out which folder has issues. Try to download the software i told you about. (tree size pro)

http://www.download.com/TreeSize-Professional/3000-2248_4-10545909.html

install it and run it, it will list your folders and their sizes. You can see how much each folder consumes at a glance (windows only does that for files and not folders)

From here you can see which folder is storing those criminals. If the folder shows you "chinese codes" then you may need to back up important documents on another disk and format your HDD.

In the interim, you can do a disk clean up and defragmentation.

Click on start > Accessories > system tools > disk cleanup

for defragmenting,

Click on start> Accessories >system tools > Disk Defragmenter.

go back to check your free space and revert to us.

I got the message as an offline and i went through the vacancies post - not yet there and I deemed it fit to post it for the benefit of us all. Moreover, the physical address is given, I have a feeling the guys box must have been filled up, but I can tell you I got the tip from a reliable insider.

OBIWON

African China

X20539 Private Bag Street
Ezakeni,
Ladysmith 9300

Dear Sir/Love,

Re: APPLICATION FOR MY JOB

I am applying to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of VODACOM.

I write it with capital leters to show you I love it. I complete to grade 10 matric examination certificate in 2002.

I am 22 years to be born of age and no merid and not has childrains. My father is sick long ago time and my mother mary in Swaziland country,10 years now no she come to see me. I try to get help from Ladysmith Black Mambazo but they always away to phesheya.

No body known to help me. My certificate is just sitting home but passes in Accounting, Business Economics, Mathematics and but fail in English because of the English teacher eating jealous of me.

I here people say you want security guards to you company and I tell you I am one of that job experience for 3 Years. I want to join the company of you. Please consider my application careful and call me any time because I am red for interview.

I am honest and can speak English free.

Please also greet your wife and your nice car.

I am your honest security

T.R Mdlalose

Cell:082 555 4540 not 083 555 4540 because I hate MTN and I love like VODACOM. That’s why I apply to VODACOM post on my security.

MY CV is in the next page
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MY CURRICULUM VITA

Name: T.R Mdlalose

ID no: 082 555 4540

Health: I eat healthy food and drink only Castle Larger.

Language: English

Drivers License: I can drive a fire arm for shoot a thief with my strong fingers.

Highest Standard Passed: Grade 10 which is the same as STD 10 at the past years.

Criminal Offence: No Sir, I do not do crime.

Hobbies: I like to tell the people that VODACOM is the best cell phone.

Extramural Activities: I advise the priests not to steal my wife.

Tertiary Qualifications: Merit award for being the nice security.

Firstly,
I dont think the results are out yet (for 2007)

Secondly,
They do not use yahoo accounts.

Thirdly,
I'd advice that you pursue those guys and play along. (don't drop a dime) until you have enough feedback for the EFCC.

Thanks for sharing this with us, I think it's time for Seun to create a forum for SCAMS so that fellow Landers can benefit from this.

Kindly let me know if you are using a PC or a MAC, then i'll know where to start from. Cos if 7GB is for memory and 13GB is for recovery, i wonder how much space your OS and programs will consume.

I'll recommend that you unhide all files on your hard disk. Click on Tools, folder options, click on view, click on show hidden files and folders and also uncheck hide protected operating system files.

Download and install this software, Tree size professional, it will reveal how much space EACH folder on your hard drive is using, then you'll see who the culprit really is. I've been using it since 99 and it sure works well.

the link is http://www.download.com/TreeSize-Professional/3000-2248_4-10545909.html

I suspect you probably have an offline downloaders. Infact if you have teleport or http weazel, these guys can download an average of 2GB to 10GB daily depending on the speed of your link.

Let's know how you went about it. Hope this helps.

Age of Empires II - The conquerors

Diablo

Quake III

Winning Eleven 2006

Minesweeper, Solitaire, Freecell, Pinball, Hearts and of course My Naija Ludo and "Ayo Opon"

Doing the dish-es, damn!

Dido - rock? oh you mean the one with Carlos Santana - "Feels like"?

That guy is just one out of a fraction of Nairalanders who want to turn this forum into a yahoo chatroom thingy. This sunday a guy buzzed me on chat and after beating around the bush, he begged me for almost 30 minutes to have sex with him even for a price all because he is GAY.

Do i look like one, i'm not, i have a girlfriend. And you said you have gay partners, why not stay faithful to them. AIDS is real. I respect your sexuality and I'm not condemning you but I refuse to be forced into an act against my belief. I can't do it with another girl let alone You. This "nigger" refused until I blocked him. It's so sad.

Whereas i've met some people on NL, we chat, we send mails, we even call on phone, no matter the distance, as in as far as Australia, India, Canada and even send text messages, so we should be prepared to have such people around.

Out of every 12 disciples there must be at least one Judas, and they aren't so hard to spot. Thanks for sharing this man, makes me more informed and careful.

Father:"I want you to marry a girl of my choice". Son : "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son : "Well, in that case, ok" Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!" Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case, ok" Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case, ok" This is how business is done!!

- Christino
- Chief Onigbinde
- Clifford Orji
- Daddy Showkey

C'mon we need down to earth people. Millitary men and elites have let us down. consider these guyz please.

never done it


ever?

man wont close till 8pm coz he resumed 1pm.

tpbm is hungry.