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Politics › Re: PDP SW Rally: Osun State Citizen Shades PDP Over Their Choice Of Venue by chronique(m): 8:20am On May 06, 2018
From the comments here, if truly that place used to be a major sawmill market in osun state, it shows that those who commented in favour of the tweeter user are actually slow in reasoning. Common sense should tell one that when it comes to politics, people should actually verify what others say before taking sides.
Crime › Re: Man Runs Mad In Lekki Lagos, Comes Out Of A Moving Car Unclad by chronique(m): 10:38pm On May 05, 2018
Walahi, I no go follow anybody enter posh car for Lekki. E be like say all of dem done ya werey finish. Na every day dem dey see posh Mad Men and women for Lekki.
Politics › Re: 'Amaechi Is A Thief': APC Members Protest In Rivers, Urge FG To Prosecute Him by chronique(m): 8:51pm On May 05, 2018
Lol. Abeg, someone should borrow me 3 hectares of land for me to faint. This APC movie is getting interesting.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Tessy Solomon: "Men Stare At Me In Church; Married Men Pester Me For Sex" by chronique(m): 8:48pm On May 05, 2018
What is the thing that is very attractive in this one? It's like a lot of ladies are getting dumber on per second billing in this country.
Celebrities › Re: Muhammed Awal Mustapha, Mompha's Son's School Fees Is N1.2M For 2 Months by chronique(m): 8:41pm On May 05, 2018
I don't blame him. Na the classless people wey dey follow am for instagram wey no get sense. Money can't buy class.
Properties › Re: Landlord Orders Soldiers To Beat Tenants for Telling him to Refund Their Money by chronique(m): 8:24pm On May 05, 2018
What kind of nonsense is this? This are the kind of people who make others carefree and pump a few bullets into their skulls. Like say I be him tenant, after that beating me sef go play my return match. Arrange boys to beat him and make sure dey condemn his eyes so he never sees again, condemn his legs and ankles so he never walks again, and condemn his hands and wrists so he never uses them again. Let us see how he will go and call soldier again. Nonsense!!!
Celebrities › Re: Mompha: "Muhammed Awal Mustapha, My Son, Wears Gucci & Owns A House" by chronique(m): 7:37pm On May 05, 2018
This one no just get sense at all. Which work your pikin do wey him deserve accolades? Yes, it's good to invest in your kids and buy properties in their names but don't come to the internet to start fooling yourself as if your pikin get work wey him dey do.
Autos › Re: My Toyota Corolla Was Stolen Yesterday Morning In Surulere by chronique(m): 7:33pm On May 05, 2018
chukzyfcbb:
I don't think a hiace bus has that transppder chip on the key that sends signal to the ignition system to start the car.

With our hiace bus, its just hot wiring like its done in danfo. connect one wire with another and car don start
Well, I don't know. It's a recent model of hiace(08 upwards). Hummer 2
Autos › Re: My Toyota Corolla Was Stolen Yesterday Morning In Surulere by chronique(m): 7:30pm On May 05, 2018
mistercharles:
He hot wired the car that's how he started the ignition grin
The funny thing is that those boys hawking in traffic connived with him. I done drag the guy comot from steering make him sit down for ground and people wey dey pass just dey sorry for am say him done enter gbese on top 2016 brand new motor. Na dem suggest say make I go park for front cos I been done call boys make dem come drive the hiace follow me... I nor know how I take fall for that trick. I ended up feeling stupid when I came back and didn't see the guy's car. Criminals everywhere in Lagos.
Autos › Re: My Toyota Corolla Was Stolen Yesterday Morning In Surulere by chronique(m): 7:24pm On May 05, 2018
elshanAutos:
Lol grin grin cheesy
Lol. Anybody wey think say because him hold key for hand, dem no fit start him car drive Comot,na learner. I don't park my cars anyhow outside. I can't shout;my voice is paining me.
Autos › Re: My Toyota Corolla Was Stolen Yesterday Morning In Surulere by chronique(m): 4:41pm On May 05, 2018
adekennis:
OP...I believe is somebody that close to u that did that to you,reason is that all milenium cars have chips on their keys which makes it impossible for another key that does not belong and programmed with your car to work..Someone might have taken your key secretly to cut and program another one for them to be able to start and move the car...Get the police involve and arrest anyone you suspect around you.
Most stolen cars are usually not started with keys.
Autos › Re: My Toyota Corolla Was Stolen Yesterday Morning In Surulere by chronique(m): 4:40pm On May 05, 2018
Partnerbiz:
I wonder how they were able to open the car, start the ignition and drove off

Please who knows how they do this?

Don't even go there. Someone bashed me at Maryland and I came down, seized his key and papers, and went to park at Mobil. By the time I got back, dude has started his hiace bus and disappeared. Don't just reason Lagos people at all. Na criminals full Lagos.
Romance › Re: My fiancée is cheating again by chronique(m): 1:12am On May 05, 2018
UBGG:
I'm peeved about it.

I can't wait to have sons. The rule will be simple..."Treat a queen like a queen and a thot as a thot".

I'll be damned to raise sissies who ignorantly parade themselves as good men.
Nice one! This is the type of woman I will like to marry and raise kids with. Not some sentimental and emotionally biased lady that won't call a spade a spade but would be giving you a million reasons why you should see a spade as a very large spoon.
Romance › Re: My fiancée is cheating again by chronique(m): 1:00am On May 05, 2018
I don't have strength for yama yama talk. If a lady is cheating on you and you find out, leave her and move on. The same devil that tempted her to do it, is still alive and hasn't changed, and would still tempt her again. Most people who cheat, rarely change irrespective of the tears they shed and promise of not doing it again. Staying back would only hurt you and your sanity and make you suffer. Nobody cheats accidentally as it takes a continuous flow of chats and all that, for things to happen when it's not a one night stand from a club or party. Leave that girl alone if you like yourself.
Politics › Re: Tell Osibanjo To Stop'his Nasty Habit Of Lying',Jonathan Implores Pastor Adeboye by chronique(m): 9:46pm On May 04, 2018
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Printerscanner:
RCCG to fire a Professor of Law, Senior Advocate of Nigeria and the Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria? Is he employed by RCCG? I think you are high on Cownu urine. If your brother the ineffectual buffoon husband of the cantankerous sheppopo is serious, let him go to court and you will see how his secrets will be revealed to the whole world.
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Politics › Re: Tell Osibanjo To Stop'his Nasty Habit Of Lying',Jonathan Implores Pastor Adeboye by chronique(m): 7:31pm On May 04, 2018
Everyone knows Osibanjo to be a pathetic liar. What I do not understand is why RCCG hasn't fired him. It obviously means that even the top hierarchy of the church itself has questionable characters there.
Career › Re: Forget Sentiments NO Nigerian Is More Qualified Than Tony Blair's Wife. by chronique(m): 7:28am On May 04, 2018
Lol. This is myopic from the OP. How many Nigerians have you met and how many of them have you seen their CV to conclude no Nigerian is more qualified than her? No doubt she has an impressive cv but I'd not accept the "no Nigerian is more qualified than her" statement.
Romance › Re: Binyavanga Wainaina Proposes To His Nigerian Gay Partner, Set To Wed - Pictures by chronique(m): 6:36pm On May 03, 2018
Wasted sperm
Celebrities › Re: Meet Khyara Nwokora: "Flavour's Body Gives Me Orgasm Without Sex" by chronique(m): 5:48pm On May 03, 2018
Looks like Nigeria is producing stupid women on our second billing.
Car Talk › Re: Container Falls On Range Rover In Oyo, Truck Driver Flees (Pictures) by chronique(m): 2:58pm On May 03, 2018
Observer225:
The truck head alone is worth over 45million naira, and d owner of the truck i suppose would be able to foot the bills for the repair. To own a truck nor be beans.
Is it every truck that is 45m? They didn't even show us the picture of the truck, you are already giving it value.
Car Talk › Re: Container Falls On Range Rover In Oyo, Truck Driver Flees (Pictures) by chronique(m): 2:52pm On May 03, 2018
See as I dey shout "ewo! ewo!! ewo!!!" for here. 40m naira gone.
Events › Re: Lady Covers Her Nude Body With Birthday Cake As She Celebrates. See Reactions by chronique(m):
Women are at the forefront of immorality and moral decadence. 95% of anything that has to do with nudity comes from women. Yet they'd be demanding for respect that they do not deserve. I know not all women are like this but I make bold to say that only a minute percentage of women in this generation, deserve to be respected. The rest are just a bunch of dimwits and inconsequential buffoons! Imagine the kind of negative impact this retard in the above picture, would have on innocent kids around her.
Crime › Re: Lady Lawyer Stabs Husband To Death In Lagos, Then Tries Killing Herself by chronique(m): 1:56pm On May 03, 2018
PrimadonnaO:
People should not wilfully go into anything that will test all of their patience and sanity.

Marrying a man who already has children outside is a big deal. Women by default don't like to share. So there's bound to be a tussle for relevance, property, attention and all what not. People should always think carefully before doing the irreversible. angry
So, marrying a woman who already has children outside, isn't a big deal? Yet ladies would insult men for looking at single mothers as less than wife materials but when it's the opposite, you guys start giving reasons why it should not be. Sometimes I wonder if some of you people listen to yourselves when talking.

As for me, if I love a woman who has a child, I'd take her and treat her with the respect a lady who doesn't have a child should get. If I also have a child outside wedlock, she also has to treat that child like her own. There should be no separate rules for us.
Crime › Re: Lady Lawyer Stabs Husband To Death In Lagos, Then Tries Killing Herself by chronique(m): 1:49pm On May 03, 2018
If you know how scared I get of ladies everytime I read something like this ehn? Nigerian men are getting extinct.
Politics › Re: Nigerians May Wake One Day To Realize That They Have No Country - Atiku Says by chronique(m): 9:11am On May 03, 2018
But you're one of the idiots who brought this government into power so why are you complaining?
Education › Re: Osun State IRS Seals Off OAU Over N1.8Bn Unpaid Taxes by chronique(m): 5:09am On May 03, 2018
Nigeria jaga jaga.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is Not Trustworthy, She Had Sex With Her Ex Boyfriend by chronique(m): 11:35pm On May 02, 2018
Oga if you like yourself ehn, if a girl tells you she has a bf, just leave her and her baggages alone and find your square root. Don't just stress it cos at the end of the day, it's not just worth it. You won't know when she'd go back and be collecting knacks and she won't tell you until you catch her.
Romance › Re: "First Time Of Having Sex With My Boyfriend Who Has Bigger Dick" - Owerri Girl by chronique(m): 8:46pm On May 02, 2018
ishowdotgmail:
Wasted pikin hian undecided


I do wonder where these girls got the liver from in posting this shit. Don't they have relatives on their facebook friend lists huh
As in ehn, the thing dey shock me. As an adult sef, I can't even post such on social media.
Celebrities › Re: Davido: Why I Love Chef Chi; Chioma Is The Only Woman That'll Treat My Kids Well by chronique(m): 6:32pm On May 02, 2018
Makes sense. He's smart!
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay Flaunts Cooking Skills For Chef Chioma Challenge [PICS] by chronique(m): 6:26pm On May 02, 2018
KOPT33:
Just for this comment alone, I feel like buying buying a Porsche for you.

My uncle's wife killed him with bad diet--he was diabetic yet his wife kept feeding him mounds of starchy and fried foods.

Most people don't realise that when they say a woman can lengthen or shorten a man's life, it is mostly through food.
Yes o. That a food looks appealing, doesn't mean it is healthy for the body.
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay Flaunts Cooking Skills For Chef Chioma Challenge [PICS] by chronique(m): 6:01pm On May 02, 2018
This one will just kill her husband with too much cholesterol,leading to heart attack. This one done carry F9 already. Next contestant pls.
Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye In Court In A Stretcher, Granted Bail (Photos by chronique(m): 5:07pm On May 02, 2018
This government is setting standards by which its officials will be dealt with when their tenure is over. Nobody should cry wolf when that time comes.

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