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Romance › Re: Happy Nairalanders Having Fun At A House Party. by chronique(m): 12:43am On Jun 05, 2018
grin grin grin grin grin
willibounce1:
People paid 5k for this trash? LMAO...this is what yoh get when you don't hang out often. One mukpas go gather plenty mukpases together collect 5k for their hand con give them rice and ribena like pry school children. When them say make una soji una no go hear.
Sports › Re: List Of Players Surprisingly Not Going To The World Cup by chronique(m): 12:01am On Jun 05, 2018
lacazette and bellerin have no business going to the world cup cos they had poor seasons.
Crime › Re: 60-year-old Man Who Slept Off While Cooking, Killed By Fire In Lagos by chronique(m): 2:37pm On Jun 04, 2018
uvie66:
How much is a smoke alarm ?
You know, I've never thought of it.
Crime › Re: 60-year-old Man Who Slept Off While Cooking, Killed By Fire In Lagos by chronique(m): 10:10am On Jun 04, 2018
Rip. Can't thank God enough for the number of times he has saved me from burning the house and myself, after coming back from work late at night and trying to fix dinner only to sleep off and wake up later on with everything in the pot totally black like I was preparing burnt offering for God. Sometimes when I'm that tired, I just sleep off to prevent such incidents.
Romance › Re: Man Forgives His Pregnant Fiancée Who Cheated On Him With His Brother by chronique(m): 10:08am On Jun 04, 2018
E be like say this brother done dey mad. Who will now be the official husband of the girl? My younger brother sleep with my fiancee? We're never setting eyes on each other again on good terms. That's like turning us into sworn enemies for life.
Car Talk › Re: Which Of This Suvs Is The Best by chronique(m): 7:16am On Jun 04, 2018
Tinizie8:
Fellow Nigerians I'm in the market for a SUV I would pls like your opinion on which SUV according to this list is the best. 1. Acura MDX 2. Mercedes GLK 3. Lexus Rx. 4. Audi q5 5. Ford edge. Thank you
Your budget is quite low for toks of all those year models. I have all of them apart from the Audi. The closest to your budget, is the Ford Edge 2012. The others are far from your budget.
Crime › Re: Man Stabbed Daughter To Death A Day To Her Wedding In Anambra by chronique(m): 5:04pm On Jun 03, 2018
This is a spiritual something. The powers that vowed that the girl will never get married, just used her father as an instrument. You can imagine the inconsequential reason why she was killed.
Politics › Re: The Cooking Stove Controversy: APC And It's Federated Liars. by chronique(m): 4:38pm On Jun 03, 2018
The dude that did calculation and arrived at #43bn naira should just go and hide his face in shame. Contract sum was #9.2bn and you are getting #43bn, what the heck are you calculating?
Politics › Re: I'm Afraid Opposition Has More Money - Buhari by chronique(m): 1:44pm On Jun 03, 2018
Buhari never disappoints to talk like the fool that he is. Which opposition has more money?
Politics › Re: Photo Of N9.2billion Stoves Bought During Jonathan's Era Kept At Abuja Stadium by chronique(m): 1:37pm On Jun 03, 2018
The way they ran the headlines with the word "stove",one would think it was kerosene stove. All I see there are mini gas cylinders.
Crime › Re: Man Hacks Into Customs Website, Imports Vehicles With Forged Documents by chronique(m): 10:18pm On Jun 02, 2018
Hisses. News that doesn't make sense. How can you say he hacked into the custom site to import vehicles? Did he make payments with bank transfers from the customs account to the seller overseas? If they claim he hacked into their system to clear the vehicle illegally, that would be understandable. But not coming to tell us he imported a vehicle by hacking into their system with an agency's account. That shit doesn't make sense.
Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce: If Those 3 Million Super Eagles Jerseys Were Made In Aba... by chronique(m): 9:29am On Jun 02, 2018
It's obvious most of the posters don't even know how the production process works. Those shirts are not sewn by Nike in Nike's office. The production is outsourced to a competent firm who would deliver the units being contracted to produce for Nike and Nike does the marketing.
Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce: If Those 3 Million Super Eagles Jerseys Were Made In Aba... by chronique(m): 9:22am On Jun 02, 2018
dominique:
Nonsense tweet. So Nike that paid good money to sponsor the super eagle's kits should now allow aba tailors sew the jerseys? What will be Nike's gain then? Aba tailors should go and sponsor the Super Eagle naa. Someone that didn't publish his own book in his country is now calling out a foreign brand for doing their business in their country. Hypocrite senator
Who did Nike pay money to, to sew the jersey? A firm obviously handled it. That's where he is heading at.
Romance › Re: 17-year-old Girl Flaunts Her Two Boyfriends (Photo) by chronique(m): 10:38pm On Jun 01, 2018
trapQ:
Her privates didn't suffer anything. All of you are fools.
How two people have sex and one party thinks the other is at a loss because of it baffles me. What are you Nigerian men smoking that make yall overestimate your importance?

Don't come here crying when your wife screws your best friend oh...I trust she will say she's just passing you both around grin
Stop being a dunce and don't quote me if you don't have anything in your brain to say.
Crime › Re: Neighbors Recount How Late Husband Maltreated Wife Who Stabbed Him To Death by chronique(m): 10:34pm On Jun 01, 2018
Most of you shouting "self defence" and how she would be set free, need to get enlightened about what constitutes self defence and where self defence can be applied. The fact that she was being beaten previously by the man, or that she was a victim of domestic violence in the past, doesn't mean she'd automatically be set free on the basis of self defence.

Before a murder case can be proven to be due to self defence, the court would have to identify several issues which includes the following:

1. The doors of the apartment were locked. Who locked it up?
2. The weapon she killed him with was a knife; who brought the knife out?
3. Where did the altercation take place? Bedroom, parlor or kitchen? If not kitchen, how did the knife find its way to the bedroom or parlour? Was she cooking with the knife prior to when the altercation started? If yes, did the police find anything to support that argument at the crime scene?
4. Did she call out for help before she "accidentally killed" him?
5. Was he armed when she stabbed him and did he immediately pose a threat to her life at that point with whatever he was armed with?
6. How did she manage to stab him on the neck and not other parts of the body since it wasn't with the intent to kill?
7. How deep was the cut? The autopsy report would shed light to how he was killed.
All these and many more.


My advice to everyone reading this is to learn how to get away from situations that could lead to grave consequences. Self defence isn't very easy to prove in court. Nobody should think he or she will get away with claiming self defence tomorrow after killing someone else. A word is enough for the wise.
Romance › Re: 17-year-old Girl Flaunts Her Two Boyfriends (Photo) by chronique(m): 8:30pm On Jun 01, 2018
Darkseid:
The thing is that five guys don't mind sharing one babe as far as their getting what they want. Back in school I had friends that do pass girls around like football; once you are done, you pass to your guy. Funny thing is that the girls actually think that they are playing the guys.
True. I and my bestie once passed a girl among ourselves. In her mind, she was playing me but unknown to her, me and my guy were rotating her. The worst place to cheat is between two close niggas who share same clothes and eat from same pot. Last last, na her privates suffer every.
Crime › Re: Ademola Emmanuel Adeoti Arrested For Wired Fraud In The U.S by chronique(m): 8:07pm On Jun 01, 2018
Reni1:
Brother, lets be honest when things don’t look good the idea do cross our minds however Salient. That is what the guy was referring to when he said they make us look like a fool


It’s good to know we have the resolve and determination to build wealth the right way.

Happy New month
Not everybody. The idea to get involved in scam/fraud,has never for once crossed my mind.
Crime › Re: Ademola Emmanuel Adeoti Arrested For Wired Fraud In The U.S by chronique(m): 6:56pm On Jun 01, 2018
biosystech:
Why do many of these guys enjoy living luxurious lifestyles when they scam people off their sweat? Why has that culture of ostentatious lifestyle from the elites been adopted by the 'commoners'?

Guys like this make it look like those of us hustling legally are fools.

It's a sad one. Very sad!

That is what irks me. Titles like 'Lagos big boy, Instagram celebrities etc.' are given to them.


Check my signature for your fairly used laptop.
It doesn't bother me one bit or make me feel like a fool. No matter how much they have, I see them as common thieves.
Crime › Re: Ademola Emmanuel Adeoti Arrested For Wired Fraud In The U.S by chronique(m): 5:55pm On Jun 01, 2018
You scam people and live on proceeds from fraud, only for you to go and start living luxury lifestyle and posting pictures on instagram to show off,only for police to arrest you and send you to jail. And some mentally deranged journalists and bloggers would be describing you as a Lagos/Nigerian big boy; since when did stealing/thievery become an occupation? All the children that refused to listen to their parents while growing up, and the parents that failed to raise their children properly, are the ones creating and supporting this social problem. The sad reality is that fraud and stealing is now being accepted as a norm in the society. When I was growing up, if you heard that your playmate stole and was caught, you'd start avoiding him/her so as not to be seen as being birds of the same feathers. Today, your friend defrauds people and instead of you rebuking him and avoiding him, you join him to go celebrate his bounty at a night club or bar for being successful with the fraud and you start attaching yourself to him and being in his clique so as to benefit from the fraud, and seen as a friend of the so called newest big boy in town. No morals whatsoever so long as money is involved. This is the generation of Nigerians being groomed and the future is pregnant with a society that would be heavily destroyed with all forms of criminal minded persons and activities.

This is the shame of a nation.
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chronique(m): 12:37am On Jun 01, 2018
Hi guys, I'm about to delve into this uber/taxify biz. I have a 2006 Toyota matrix I want to put into it. Is it acceptable by uber and taxify? What are the procedures for getting into the biz?
Celebrities › Re: Iheoma Nnadi To Take Adenike Balogun, Her Wedding Planner To Court by chronique(m): 10:07pm On May 31, 2018
I wouldn't be surprised if some of the people criticizing her for taking it to social media, are actually representatives of the crappy event planning outfit.
Celebrities › Re: Iheoma Nnadi To Take Adenike Balogun, Her Wedding Planner To Court by chronique(m): 10:05pm On May 31, 2018
Only1mi:
It's interesting that a lot of people think she should let it go. Once, I ordered something based on the reviews I read about the product, when I received it ehn, it was terrible. I left a poor review, the company I bought it from wanted to pay me to remove the review so people wouldn't know it was rubbish. People want her to keep quiet and continue delivering poor service while charging extortionate prices. Nah.
Don't mind them. Majority of the people typing rubbish can't even afford a fraction of what she spent to get a shoddy wedding event. Yet, they're busy typing nonsense here. As if she isn't entitled to her right to complain about a poor service she got.
Celebrities › Re: Iheoma Nnadi To Take Adenike Balogun, Her Wedding Planner To Court by chronique(m): 10:00pm On May 31, 2018
udemzy101:
You're wrong, how are you sure those uninvited guest made her husband what he is today? Did they play the football with him or where there to plead with scout to take him?

This is why I love the whites, they don't take shit.
She paid for a service and she didn't get what she paid for, the event planner didn't apologise, even when she told her she didn't want the type of cake they still bring it on that day.

Maybe you need to hear the millions she paid for the event before you can understand why she's angry.

It has nothing to do with she suppose to be enjoying her honeymoon bla bla bla.

It's about getting justice, you see sh1t like this have been happening in our society and many people have keep quiet till it's now seen as a norm which shouldn't be so.

I support her on this one.
Don't mind Nigerians. They're always trying to apply sentiments to every thing. Someone has already started spinning the "those uninvited guests are the ones who made your husband line". Ask him how they made him and what they contributed to his life and he won't be able to answer you.
Celebrities › Re: Iheoma Nnadi To Take Adenike Balogun, Her Wedding Planner To Court by chronique(m): 9:54pm On May 31, 2018
Too many stupid brainless people on this thread. Someone paid for a service that wasn't delivered and you guys are calling her karashika and troublesome;is it your money? So she shouldn't seek redress or complain over poor services rendered to her abi what are these morons even saying? The worst event you can ruin for anybody, is a wedding ceremony cos it can never be corrected again even if you have the whole world. You get married just once. Most of the people talking thrash here would be the first to complain on social media about how Mtn deducted 100 naira from their account unjustly, and how gtb charged them 50 naira thrice for stamp charges and would start ranting on social media. Ordinary data that you guys subscribe for on glo network that you can't use because their service is poor, is enough for you to rant on social media. But the person that paid a wedding planner millions to put together an event and didn't get the service she wanted, should keep quiet and not talk? E be like say una brain dey pain una.
Christianity Etc › Re: Televangelist Wants Followers To Pay For $54 Million Private Jet, It's His 4th by chronique(m): 8:44am On May 31, 2018
So the craze for private jet in the church isn't about to stop anytime soon? American televangelist Jesse Duplantis also wants his followers to sow into the project of him acquiring a 5th private jet at the cost of 65m dollars and he says it's to enable him preach the gospel more effectively... I wonder if these prosperity pastors actually read the scripture in the Bible(matthew 6:19-20) that says: "19: Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth
and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
20: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor
rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal".

Private jets are luxury goods. Nobody should tell me any nonsense about it being for preaching of the gospel. If the current day pastors where the likes of Paul, Silas, Peter, John, Elijah, Moses, etc of the Bible, Christianity would have died a long time. Paul in the Bible had to endure hardship and suffered shipwrecks and the likes, with other travelers. Elijah had to sleep under the tree in hot sun and stay without food and water for days because he was running away from Jezebel I think. Bottom line is that the pastors in the Bible suffered persecution, were jailed, flogged, manhandled, spat on, etc. Yet they counted it joy for the Lord. Our prosperity preaching pastors can't even speak against the govt and stay at the back of counter for just one night. All they know is how to fly private jets up and down like pop stars and it's not just limited to Nigeria alone. What on earth is a pastor doing with 5 private jets for God sake?
At the end of the day, religion(modern day Christian gospel of prosperity especially) is becoming a veritable tool to fleece the poor, average and rich, off their hard earned money.
Celebrities › Re: Daph: Lady Exposes Celebrities In Her Instagram DM- Mr Eazi, Davido, Kiss Daniel by chronique(m): 2:59pm On May 30, 2018
the only person i feel sorry for on that list,is mr eazi. if you know,you know.
Education › Re: Registrar, Oloyede Reveals What Exposed Corruption In JAMB by chronique(m): 8:51am On May 28, 2018
Seenyo:
I don't get it!... you generated 9.8 billion and returned 7.8 million to the government?..... oga, clarify.....
Exactly what I wanted to ask. Uncoordinated lies would always find a way to be exposed.
Sports › Re: Mohamed Salah To Miss The World Cup by chronique(m): 5:09am On May 27, 2018
As soon as I saw that tackle, I posted on facebook that Sergio Ramos is a hired assassin. He knew he had to take Salah out of the game and he did it professionally and neatly. Football is all about experience. For most people, Gareth Bale was the man of the match but my own man of the match is Sergio Ramos. Let's not forget that carvajal was also tackled and taken out of the game. I like how Ronaldo played safely to avoid injury that would stop him from going to the World Cup. Either way you look at it, Madrid deserve to be champions and Sergio Ramos is a very good defender(possibly the best in Europe). Experience is key.

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