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Forum Games › Re: Arrange These Persons in The Order Of Their Stupidity by chronique(m): 11:02am On Sep 24, 2017
4123.

4 cos na himself him dey do.
1 cos him just balance like say na him papa get tree. He nor carry any saw to cut anything.
2 cos the way him go take fall, nor go get part 2
3 na wickness from high places dey worry am.
Family › Re: "Deny Your Husband Sex" - Leaked Chats Of A Cheating Wife by chronique(m): 9:12am On Sep 24, 2017
Family › Re: "Deny Your Husband Sex" - Leaked Chats Of A Cheating Wife by chronique(m): 12:11am On Sep 24, 2017
kambili999:
what is bdsm
Bondage and submission. It's a cruel way to have sex with a person. You get to beat,hit and abuse the person, before having sex with him/her. Sometimes, you get to tie the person up with ropes or chains, and flog with whips. You might even drag the person on the floor and do all those nasty things to the person, before having sex with the person.
Family › Re: "Deny Your Husband Sex" - Leaked Chats Of A Cheating Wife by chronique(m): 12:09am On Sep 24, 2017
OBAGADAFFI:
That's women for you, they can never be satisfied.

Why do you think our Fathers became polygamist?

Polygamist and Single men, got got better lives than men in monogamous relationships.
I just weak.
Family › Re: "Deny Your Husband Sex" - Leaked Chats Of A Cheating Wife by chronique(m): 11:49pm On Sep 23, 2017
OBAGADAFFI:
grin grin grin

And if you beat am, she go call Police for you.
As in ehn? And she dey chop better beating without qualms for outside? What kinda fuckery is that?
Family › Re: "Deny Your Husband Sex" - Leaked Chats Of A Cheating Wife by chronique(m): 10:53pm On Sep 23, 2017
gypsey:
Gbam! i am done with marrage long time! i have 2 sons and 1 daughter all from 3 different women, i am not letting anything smelly cheating hoe infect me with sickness. fuvk! marrage! oh! i am planning to 2 more childre from 2 different women soon grin
Naah. If I want to go that route, it wouldn't be having kids with different women. Just one is enough. At least, I won't have to put up with the nonsense of a supposed wife, cheating on me.
Family › Re: "Deny Your Husband Sex" - Leaked Chats Of A Cheating Wife by chronique(m): 10:30pm On Sep 23, 2017
See ehn, I think I'm tired of all these bullshit. If there's any single lady out there who is pretty and got good genes, works and won't mind us just having kids for convenience sake and we'd both go our separate ways, hit me up. Can't waste my life looking for love and waiting to get married the right way, when ladies are turning into hoes on per second billing... What the Bleep? Wife way I pay money on top wey I nor beat, na him person go dey chop for free outside, still dey beat am on top? How can a man's life be that useless? Furck it!!!
Politics › Re: FG To Merge BVN, Driver’s Licence, National Identity Card by chronique(m): 6:18pm On Sep 23, 2017
Hmm. Not a bad idea but this is not one of our most pressing needs. The government doesn't know how to prioritise issues.
Car Talk › Re: Car Models You Should Avoid As Second Or Third Handed Acquisition.... by chronique(m): 2:51pm On Sep 23, 2017
menstrualpad:
I will not join you in insults. I know it is never a good thing for part sellers when truths about your cash cows are exposed.
Oh, you won't join me in insults but you were quick to insult me? If only I was into selling of parts...
Car Talk › Re: Car Models You Should Avoid As Second Or Third Handed Acquisition.... by chronique(m): 2:45pm On Sep 23, 2017
menstrualpad:
dont be intolerant and quit being insultive to people like you have a low self esteem.
If only you had a functional brain, you'd have been able to decipher that I'm far from being what you wrote there. Your thread is meant for those who are ignorant about how to maintain vehicles, and those who have poor maintenance culture. It's as simple as that.
Car Talk › Re: Car Models You Should Avoid As Second Or Third Handed Acquisition.... by chronique(m): 1:54pm On Sep 23, 2017
Naturallyme:
I have read All replies here. You people don't know anything about vehicles. You want your mechanic to do all the thinking despite your education. These mechanisms are not rocket science as its something anybody can understand. I became a mechanic to myself because I research about problems I encountered on my vehicle. I tell my mechanic Wat to do. I do the troubleshooting myself. I am not undermining their experiences but there is limit to what there thinking could get to. Some are shallow thinkers. Every vehicle brand has its own problems. I have pictures of broken-down vechles of many brands. Problem starts when you allow your timing belt to cut. It's takes God's grace to get it back to normal. Some of you use inferior car chargers and complain your vehicle has electrical problem. You park your car with the mechanic and leave. You don't know what happens afterwards. Over maintenance is what is killing some of us. Mechanics using defective tools to work. Not respecting fit and tolerances, avoiding specified oil grades because of cost. Some are Ill advised by mechanic. These are our major problem. I have been using Volvo s80 for 3+ years i have not encountered any big problem . I hardly get flat tires and i use tokunbo tires with special selection. It's always a serious problem changing my tyres because I hardly loose the nuts . I change my tyre when the groove is less not when it has been patched severally. We need to have good maintenance culture and be knowledgeable about cars we use. I laughed at all these comments here. You guys are naive. My site is coming up soon. Www.mymaintenanceadvisor.com.ng

You are a car owner. Ordinary OBD II car scanner you no get and your are driving 3M worth of car.. Ordinary multi meter you no get let alone having a small tool box. Most of these faults are small faults o but when your mechanic start tampering with other vehicle parts, they hardly restore them back to original position. Be wise my people and develop problem solving skills
You dey mind them?
Romance › Re: Lady Says She Declined To Go On A Date With A Married Man, She Gets This (pics) by chronique(m): 12:29pm On Sep 23, 2017
Lol. Women and pretence are like rice and stew. They be preaching one thing, and doing another.
TV/Movies › Re: TSTV Launches In Nigeria: Channels, Packages, Subscription & Decoder Prices by chronique(m): 11:33am On Sep 23, 2017
If they wouldn't show top premier league matches, la liga and champions league, then I'm not interested. That's the only thing that makes me watch TV. Apart premiership and champions league, I don't watch any other thing on tv.
Autos › Re: quick sale: Toks 2009 Hyundai Sonata @ 2.3m. sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 11:17am On Sep 23, 2017
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Autos › Re: quick sale: Toks 2009 Hyundai Sonata @ 2.3m. sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 11:14am On Sep 23, 2017
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Car Talk › Re: Car Models You Should Avoid As Second Or Third Handed Acquisition.... by chronique(m): 9:40am On Sep 23, 2017
MichaelSokoto:
a Kazeem spotted! grin
Na kamoru.
Autos › Re: Toks 2009 Mercedes-Benz c300 4matic @ 5.2m(negotiable) sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 8:59am On Sep 23, 2017
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Autos › Re: Toks 2009 Mercedes-Benz c300 4matic @ 5.2m(negotiable) sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 8:57am On Sep 23, 2017
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Autos › Toks 2009 Mercedes-Benz c300 4matic @ 5.2m(negotiable) sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op):
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Autos › Re: Toks 2011 Ford Explorer Xlt @ 8.5m(negotiable) sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 8:46am On Sep 23, 2017
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Autos › Re: Toks 2011 Ford Explorer Xlt @ 8.5m(negotiable) sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 8:44am On Sep 23, 2017
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Autos › Toks 2011 Ford Explorer Xlt @ 8.5m(negotiable) sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op):
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Car Talk › Re: Car Models You Should Avoid As Second Or Third Handed Acquisition.... by chronique(m): 8:06am On Sep 23, 2017
A thread for the ignorant, and those with poor maintenance habit/culture. Someone even added Land Rover and Mercedes Benz with air suspension to it... Funny thread.
Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Blasts 2face: "You Are Ungrateful For Forgetting Blackface" by chronique(m): 6:49am On Sep 23, 2017
yinkeys:
This roasting was all in one interview, not at different times bro.
I know and it doesn't change anything.
Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Blasts 2face: "You Are Ungrateful For Forgetting Blackface" by chronique(m): 12:01am On Sep 23, 2017
It's official, Eedris Abdukareem is a fool. Nobody should pay the mofo any attention.
Family › Re: Nigerian Man Videos His Baby Mama Harassing His Mother In U.S, & She Sets Him Up by chronique(m): 11:51pm On Sep 22, 2017
I must commend the guy for his ability to be quite restrained from touching her. It's not a very easy thing to do in this kind of situation. I felt outraged watching that video, but also learnt a lesson. I pray I never get to encounter such a lady but if a lady dares this with my mother, she wouldn't go scot free. First things first, I'm gonna bundle you out of that crib and throw every of your property out of my house and that would be the last time I'd ever have something to do with you. I'd really love to fall in love, get married and have kids and a wonderful family(if I can). But in the event that I don't find someone worth going the whole yard with, I'd just settle for a baby mama who would only be entitled to seeing her kids, and wouldn't have claims to anything that has to do with me. Wouldn't even allow her bear my name. I honestly don't know where bad mannered ladies like this, spring out from but I do earnestly pray not to meet any of them.
Nairaland General › Re: Where Can I Learn Martial Arts(kung Fu) In Nigeria? by chronique(m): 11:22pm On Sep 22, 2017
girl4rmspace:
Thanks
You're welcome.
Nairaland General › Re: Where Can I Learn Martial Arts(kung Fu) In Nigeria? by chronique(m): 3:23pm On Sep 22, 2017
girl4rmspace:
Lol.

Just checked u 2 sell cars. It's like everyone here whose profile i check are car dealers.

Anyway wish u success in your endeavors
Lol. You too. Hopefully, someday in the nearest future, we should sit over a few bottles of drinks and crack a few jokes and that's if you're open to suggestions... Wish you the best too in your field.
Romance › Re: How Does A Girl Spot A Player? by chronique(m): 12:08pm On Sep 22, 2017
folakemigeh:
i guess probably people misinterpreted my question, yes fine, I've known he's married and I've backed out, but how will i or others know other players who will still come by later
Okay. Well, I don't know what to type but I think some other folks have preferred some ideas you can work with.
Romance › Re: How Does A Girl Spot A Player? by chronique(m): 10:21am On Sep 22, 2017
keenn:
handsome? not necessarily, appearance of a guy plays little role with his success with ladies...confidence, livelines, being able to pattern emotional talk does d Magic

chat? to an extent, I agree.

a good player doesn't flash things, in fact when u have money to through around for ladies, having a good ride, wear good and fancy wears I really don't regard u as a player in the strict sense. u are only buying the attention u getting.

a player to me is that boy/guy who is just like every other guy in appearance, not rich, not that's handsome but have is way with girls, infact they(girls) do the calling and spending on him.

a successful player will tell u he his a player.
You are grounded.
Romance › Re: How Does A Girl Spot A Player? by chronique(m): 10:11am On Sep 22, 2017
folakemigeh:
There's this guy in my area i have been tripping for, he works very close to my house and i normally hide behind the windows to take a good glance at him anytime he drives in to work and steps out from his car, he is so polished, dark, tall and so so handsome with pointed nose.

I had to make my move by mostly driving out when he's about to leave the office and our eyes meet, Last month somehow i was actually taking a walk with a friend close to Isaac John when i heard someone walking hurriedly at my back screaming "excuse me ladies" Behold it was the amazing guy.. he must have ran some distance as he held his breathe, Asking for my name and my friend while he said his.



He somehow got my number and i got he's.. Now what baffles me is that true caller gave out his name and surname, i ran a check on him on Facebook and LinkedIn and i discovered he is married with 2kids.

Though i haven't told him but he is so into me like he calls me more than 10 times(not exaggerating) and always talk about us traveling to Dubai for a short weekend.

I am tempted to ask him now if he is married and if yes, why is hoping to cheat on his wife.(Or probably he has been doing that for a long time)

How do one identify a Player especially the married ones?
You already know he's married so why stress yourself? Except you just wanna go in for the adventure, increase the mileage and bring it back to single guys like us...lol. I think you should actually steer clear of a married man, no matter the attraction. I know it's not easy cos I've been in such situations where I and some super hot married cuties were attracted to ourselves, but you just gotta learn discipline. This has nothing to do with spirituality and learning it, is for your own good. Peace be unto you.
Nairaland General › Re: Where Can I Learn Martial Arts(kung Fu) In Nigeria? by chronique(m): 9:42am On Sep 22, 2017
girl4rmspace:
Lol typical Naija business man, all about the money
It's same everywhere. I'm sure if you got a proposal for some big contract now, you'd forget about Martial arts first, especially when the contract sounds like something that can lead you to 30 billion for the account ti o...

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