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Music/Radio › Re: "One Corner" Dance Scatters Burial Ceremony, Turns It To Party In Ghana (Video) by chronique(m): 3:29pm On Oct 07, 2017
Africans do a lot of stupid things though.
Family › Re: 7 Terrible Mistakes People Make In Marriage by chronique(m): 12:11pm On Oct 07, 2017
girl4rmspace:
Lol well I believe a wife should submit to her husband. Not like a slave and master relationship but treating him like a king that he is
Why do I feel the urge to pinch your cheeks just a little bit... wink Nice words there. A slave-master relationship between partners, would end up in disaster. I'd rather have a wife that respects me(if I get married), than one that fears me. I like to be spoken the truth to and wouldn't want someone who cannot talk to me cos she is scared of me, and would allow me go and make mistakes outside...
Family › Re: Benue Woman Marries Pregnant Lady To Bear Children For Late Son by chronique(m): 11:44am On Oct 07, 2017
Nonsense but it's their cup of tea.
Family › Re: Woman Married To Dead Man For 5 Years - The Sun (Photo) by chronique(m): 10:48am On Oct 07, 2017
Reminds me of the dude who picked up a girl at the club, had sex with her and dropped her off at her father's house. Went there next day to pick her up to go out and was shocked when they were asking who he was looking for, and when last he saw her. Dude told them he dropped her off at that house last night and the family argued it was impossible cos she died several years ago. Dude almost ran mad after finding out he had slept with a ghost in human form.
Romance › Re: Groom Plays Video Of Bride Cheating With Another Man At Their Wedding Dinner by chronique(m): 10:23am On Oct 07, 2017
TheTrueApostle:
I'll never forget, because u have refused to be sensible after that ashawo teach u lesson.. E still Dey pain me like weeeeeeettttiiiiiinnnnnn... U are still showing the same traits..
I'm living a life of regrets because of a similar rubbish meted on me by all this ashawo girls.
And I feel sad seeing another nigga suffer same and not learning from it.
U better deactivate this account, because anytime I see similar weakness in your again I'll come for your balls..
You are too small to make me deactivate this account. No one has the ability to make me do that. The earlier you understand that, the better for you. I own my life (after God) and I decide how I want to live, feel and treat people. Your opinion about that issue can't influence the way I think or should act. I don't see why you should be getting worked up over my matter. I haven't hired you to fight for me and I'd very much appreciate that you mind your business and stay in your own lane. And lest I forget, nothing you would say to me now, can be worse than stuffs said to me at that time. It's in your own interest, that you mind your business and move on.
Romance › Re: Groom Plays Video Of Bride Cheating With Another Man At Their Wedding Dinner by chronique(m): 8:05am On Oct 07, 2017
TheTrueApostle:
The art heart that made Olivia mess u up, you haven't still learnt your lessons... No wahala
Don't you guys ever forget about something?? That's history and we've both moved on. I'd appreciate you don't refer to this again. Thanks for your understanding.
Travel › Re: I Moved Around Lagos At Midnight And Took These Pictures by chronique(m): 7:43am On Oct 07, 2017
OBALORLA:
Fantastic advice! On the contrary Lagos isn't as bad as people perceive it to be
A friend of mine was telling me of how her friend's hubby was kidnapped in his own car at night by kidnappers and was taken out of Lagos,recently. They were already packaging the man for rituals but as God will have it, this friend of mine and the wife went into serious prayers when they sensed something wasn't alright with the man's safety... To cut the story short, the man was later dumped in a bush along the express at night and he later found his way home. Once I mistakenly stay out till 7:30 in the evening, I start getting very uncomfortable.
Travel › Re: I Moved Around Lagos At Midnight And Took These Pictures by chronique(m): 7:33am On Oct 07, 2017
Jakumo:
Spare Parts Price List from Lagos Nigeria, as quoted on the Lagos Stock Exchange at the close of trading October 6th 2017:

Human heart - one million naira each.
Human bone marrow - 50K naira per kilo.
Human Kidneys - 75K naira each
Human Eyes - 50K each
Human Blokos - Call for Pricing
Human toto - If you have to ask, you cannot afford to buy it.


Not even for a million dollars paid in advance, would I ever contemplate driving the mean streets of Lagos, Nigeria at night.

For maybe $10K paid up front, I would drive around there by day.

Tempting fate is not for everyone.

E get as e be.

Police is NOT your friend.

Your car signifies your net worth.

Your phone handset identifies those to pay ransom, when you become a guest of Evans boys.
Lol. I tell you. Lagos wey dem go dey rob you for one side, police go dey the other side dey look you. Some things are not just worth it.
Travel › Re: I Moved Around Lagos At Midnight And Took These Pictures by chronique(m): 11:30pm On Oct 06, 2017
Kudos to you. Night waka nor be for me. Once I'm done with work, na straight to my caban. Lagos is too unsafe for any yama yama Waka at night. If you must try this, do it with a taxi, not your private car, to avoid your car being snatched at gun point.
Romance › Re: Groom Plays Video Of Bride Cheating With Another Man At Their Wedding Dinner by chronique(m): 8:49pm On Oct 06, 2017
Damn! This nigga is a real gee. I can think up such things but I doubt I'd be cruel enough to intentionally do it. A part of my soft heart wouldn't probably let me do it.
Celebrities › Re: "Don't Compare Wizkid With Fela" - Sound Sultan by chronique(m): 7:25am On Oct 06, 2017
izombie:
guy no be only you. I dey hear wizkid this wizkid that but i no dey hear the songs. The only wizkid's song i get for my playlist na ojuelegba.
As much as I think he is good, I don't have any of his songs cos they don't cut it for me. Just not my taste of music.
Celebrities › Re: "Don't Compare Wizkid With Fela" - Sound Sultan by chronique(m): 7:23am On Oct 06, 2017
josielewa:
not with his igbo and pussy lyrics...maybe when he starts inspiring and edifying our spirit like asa... asa has never been celebrated in naija cos we like foolish and wack lyrics...
That's why I said he has the potential to be a legend but isn't there yet.
Celebrities › Re: "Don't Compare Wizkid With Fela" - Sound Sultan by chronique(m): 10:00pm On Oct 05, 2017
Big ups to Fasasi Olanrewaju(sound sultan) for coming out to speak up against the comparison between rave of the moment act(Wizkid) and legendary African act(Fela). At a point, I actually thought I was the only one who felt the comparison was overboard. Comparison between both, can be likened to a tasty concoction rice made by a group of students in the hostel which they ate and found very tasty amongst themselves, and a properly prepared tasty party jollof rice prepared by seasoned caterers, to be served to dignitaries at a function. You can serve that concoction rice to a group of people who would appreciate it but you can't serve that to people who have had tastier meals.

Wizkid is hot and is good at what he does and has the potential to attain legendary status someday in the future and we all must support him in the best possible ways we can. But we shouldn't exaggerate his status and compare him with people who have walked in greater shoes as we would be disrespecting them, and also be unfair to wizzy. You don't ask a child to run a 100m sprint with extraordinarily oversized boots and expect him to meet up to your expectations... Fela and wizkid are miles apart and in different worlds. But I believe wizkid would someday get there.
Crime › Re: Paul Otasowie, UNIBEN Professor Shot Dead In Benin. Photo by chronique(m): 12:34pm On Oct 05, 2017
Engineering boys in uniben... Guess we all know who did it. 7.
Politics › Re: Who's The Worst Head Of State In Nigerian History? by chronique(m): 7:49pm On Oct 04, 2017
Buhari all the way.
Crime › Re: Uber Drivers Arrested For Robbing Women At Night In Lagos by chronique(m): 9:23am On Oct 04, 2017
Nigerians would always abuse everything made and invented to better human life. Such a pathetic country to live in.
Autos › Re: Purchase A Vehicle From Us And Pay Installmentally by chronique(op): 9:21am On Oct 04, 2017
There's no reason you shouldn't own a car today. Give us a call.
Autos › Re: Purchase A Vehicle From Us And Pay Installmentally by chronique(op): 12:21am On Oct 04, 2017
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Autos › Re: Purchase A Vehicle From Us And Pay Installmentally by chronique(op): 12:16am On Oct 04, 2017
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Autos › Re: Purchase A Vehicle From Us And Pay Installmentally by chronique(op): 12:15am On Oct 04, 2017
2003 Lexus Rx300

Autos › Re: Purchase A Vehicle From Us And Pay Installmentally by chronique(op): 12:14am On Oct 04, 2017
1998 rav4

Autos › Re: Purchase A Vehicle From Us And Pay Installmentally by chronique(op): 12:13am On Oct 04, 2017
2004 Lexus Rx330

Autos › Re: Purchase A Vehicle From Us And Pay Installmentally by chronique(op): 12:12am On Oct 04, 2017
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Autos › Re: Purchase A Vehicle From Us And Pay Installmentally by chronique(op): 12:11am On Oct 04, 2017
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Autos › Re: Purchase A Vehicle From Us And Pay Installmentally by chronique(op): 12:10am On Oct 04, 2017
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Autos › Re: Purchase A Vehicle From Us And Pay Installmentally by chronique(op): 12:09am On Oct 04, 2017
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Autos › Re: Purchase A Vehicle From Us And Pay Installmentally by chronique(op): 12:08am On Oct 04, 2017
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Autos › Re: Purchase A Vehicle From Us And Pay Installmentally by chronique(op): 12:06am On Oct 04, 2017
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Autos › Re: Purchase A Vehicle From Us And Pay Installmentally by chronique(op): 12:05am On Oct 04, 2017
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