For a sec Kim never looked like Mrs West.

I smell new song alert.

Take it or leave it this country is controlled by a very strong cabal. Aso Rock is their coven. These cabal believe they are the pillars, the real owners of this business establishment called Nigeria. They sit behind the scene and appoint a manager who does there billing and nothing more. Before any election they have already chosen who they want to be the next puppetzident and nothing will change it. It has been like that since 1998. These cabals are mainly Fulanis with few soft members from West and North who by forced oat are more or less Fulanis. They created PDP but as foreign elements (Igbos; SE, SS) started infiltrating it, they swept them out and formed APC. The aim is simple; fulanization of the enter country. To establish one of the most sophisticated and most populated armed forces in the whole world. Nigeria army as a whole is just a section of their training base. BokoHaram was just a baby branch of the sect. BokoHaram was a window to venting anger on themselves for allowing a commoner in the person on Gej to enter the circle. It was a mistake they don’t expect to ever happen again. They didn’t plan for Yaradua to die, and it was a bonus to allow Gej complete Yaradua’s tenure. They tried to incorporate Gej into the cabal, though he was loyal and still do their biddings, but the fact remains that he is not blood and can never be blood. So they agreed to allow him do another four years hoping they can control him as usual. But Gej has other plans. He didn’t buy into the Fulanization project, they regretted allowing him in (liken to when God regretted creating man in the Bible) and there was a great tsunami of anger. If you see Gej, pity him he can never say finish what his eyes saw in Aso Rock. BH was unleashed to cleanse their mistake. They needed one of their own to go calm things again. Tinubu was the John The Baptist to usher in their beloved son Buhari. He came and ‘the sins’ was forgiven. BH went back to base. And they swore not to ever make the mistake of choosing a ‘non believer’ Igbos or SE or SS as vp again. The new puppetzident is Tinubu. They have the 2023 presidential election results already submitted to INEC with Tinubu enjoying a landslide victory like in APC primaries. Everything was going to plan until the youths and the whole country started being Obidient. Obi is just another David with catapult. They never saw it coming. They are not yet seeing what he can do. They don’t know the Bible.
The end of the cabal is the emergence of a new man in another party.

Then the New Nigeria we dream will emerge.

omenka:
Help the zoo the same way they've helped Anambra and the rest of alaiboe?

It’s a cold world!
What a wicked world!
Have you heard the above sentences?
Did the speakers end up destroying the world?
Where were the speakers?
Enough said on that.
Before you talk about Anambra and achievement, compare the average Igbos with the average other tribes. Score yourselves. I come in peace.

Buhari is that police uncle that makes everybody uncomfortable. He can come to the village at any time. When he is around you must be on your best behavior. None of his nephews or nieces comes around to help him because he will drill you for as little as spilling water on his carpet. He doesn’t show love and you dare not ask him ‘oga, anything for the boys’?
Tinubu on the other hand is that rich arrogant uncle who doesn’t have time for his nieces and nephews (the youths). He might surprise you one day when you don’t expect and pay your mother’s hospital bills but won’t pick your call even though he knew you just want to say thank you. And he will definitely show love to street boys when they hail him.
Atiku is one of that uncle that will show concern, ask after your education when he comes back during Xmas, collect your account number and make big big promises but will never pick your calls when he goes back and won’t deliver on his promise. Next time you will see him again is during a town person’s burial later in the year and he will act as if he didn’t miss your calls nor see your messages. If you talk he will remind you how he is always busy; from one meeting to another and traveling on business trips here and there.
Whereas Obi is that doctor uncle that lives abroad and comes home once in a while. But he is so excited to see everybody and calls everybody by his name. He will bring plenty medicines and some mismatch clothes with some about to expire foreign foods to the village people. He will put some odd money in the envelope like 4K, seal it well and give a grown man. He will pays like 8 people school fees. Open borehole in the village square. And travel back when you don’t expect.

And same people decided to help the zoo. You should be grateful.

Mpabbe speak for thyself

I Obidiently don’t care.

I remember one Sunday evening, I was hanging out with my friends, as one fine girl appeared I was the first to stand up (my guys na ballers). I approached her, switched on my reserve fine boy killer smile, said hi. She looked at me, my charm dey learn work. With the meanest and most unfriendly voice I ever heard from a woman she said I should go back to my group and wait for the next girl. My luck was that my guys wont hear her but they can see. I brought out my phone. I said, give me your number. She smiled an evil smile and said Like Se Ri Ous Ly? I was doing as if I was typing numbers. She moved forward, I followed her stilling acting as if I was typing numbers. Then I stopped and said thank you, she didn't look back. In a more audible tone I said 'call you later'.
I came back and my nikkas dem dey hail me badooo

A singer? Can somebody remind me that her hit track again.

The babe too real joor

Before nko

today is the happiest day of my life

Stream link please

I am always broke. No be joke. I have plenty sorry stories at my finger tip. Let me not go far, this one happened during the lockdown. Before the lockdown I have no savings. So inside the lockdown was hell. I eat just once a day by parasiting my friends. I have this neighbor who believe in me so much. He knows that I am broke and shy, he never eat without calling me. But he is married with 3 kids. At times when he invites me to come eat with him, his kids like eating with daddy, they will come and put hand even if they have already eaten. I have no choice but to join the family and eat. And this my guy is just an okada man. His bike is deadbeat. But he has a large heart. There is another woman selling restaurant around. That woman is my second saviour. Every evening they will boil and pound banga against tomorrow soup. The kernel they throw near my window. Do you know I wait desperately for these kernels, as soon as they throw it around 8-9pm I will go and pick all and hide it somewhere because by tomorrow morning my compound children will feast on them. In the morning I will carry my hammer, enter backyard and begin to deal with the kernels one by one. I swallow both the juice and the chaff. Then I drink enough water and that's my breakfast. Then I wait for my okada friend for my lunch or dinner. This routine happened for months not days.
#hungerbad

The act of naming a child should be an avenue to test your creativity. Even if there were circumstances surrounding your child birth whether positive or negative and you chose to name the child after the circumstance, you have to be creative about it. If the events leading to the child's birth is not important, still you have to be creative. You can be Igbo but you like the sound of Spanish names, you can coin a smart spanish-igbo name that has never been. If God can create everyone differently, every new born deserves a unique name.

ZACHIE:
I have an idea.

I can organize a Scrabble Challenge for only Nairaland members who have no prior tournament experience.

1st Prize can be 50k at a Venue mutually agreed upon.

Who is in?

I am listening. I reside in ph.

Is that guy a girl? The oyibo behind the girl on the last pix.

Odikwa chumarimarichupaku

Nnaa yebemia
Ibu omaeme
Kpobam ya

The police spokesman said, “The suspect, a strong member of , confessed to the crimes.













Continue.

Ran out of the church?

And she say she dey wait for wetin?

Is it Anambra?

Is it Anambra?

One man from Ogoni claimed he was a member of his band in the 80's when he was outside the country. He claimed he wrote most of Marley's song but Marley never gave him regards. He said he poisoned his drink on his birthday. The next day he enter plane come back naija.

Maybe he meant wifeless...

E don do for una! Una no weda im forget imsef thinksay him dey movie set?

I just came hear to confirm the list. If only INEC will be this sincere.

Trump Mmaduka