₦airaland Forum

Magnoliaa:
This thinking is bullshit and smelly. I did not read the post. Deal with your inferiority complex and stop thinking about how the girl that takes first position in class is carrying CV upandan or how the most artistic and brilliant boy has chopped shoes from trekking everywhere. They are not the cause of your (formerly) dead brain and they did not 'hold' you from being brilliant and shining your shine in secondary and primary schools. It is the same strain of demonic cell that plagues men (and women) who happen to succeed and go out of the country and they'll feel the need to start 'peppering' people who turned them down, coming to you to start bragging. Can you not fking live your life and move on, even if you wanted to celebrate yourself?

If the successful '1st positioners' and 'first-classers' I know come here to share half of their wins, na erstwhile 'olodos' like these go still come dey drag them, say them too overdo. Most times than not, the 'brilliant' students are too concerned with scholarships and essays and making international impacts, advancing their careers and life and living fulfilled that they don't have time to come to SM and coman be measuring dicks. Na other platforms, like CNN, UN and co., dey carry their achievements, unlike these 'self-blowing' of trumpets.

And yes, I understand the Nigerian educational system and the people who shame 3rd class graduates are no better than the 3rd class graduates who shame them in turn. We're intelligent in different ways and the system is not adequate to test that...

The sky is big enough for everyone to fly, abeg. Na life. And it's not some of their faults that they are born brilliant, rich, beautiful and bubbly, then come still find salvation ontop am. Some have that much put altogether for them, and I can only be happy for them. No hard feelings over 'ere at all.

Magnoliaa:
This thinking is bullshit and smelly. I did not read the post. Deal with your inferiority complex and stop thinking about how the girl that takes first position in class is carrying CV upandan or how the most artistic and brilliant boy has chopped shoes from trekking everywhere. They are not the cause of your (formerly) dead brain and they did not 'hold' you from being brilliant and shining your shine in secondary and primary schools. It is the same strain of demonic cell that plagues men (and women) who happen to succeed and go out of the country and they'll feel the need to start 'peppering' people who turned them down, coming to you to start bragging. Can you not fking live your life and move on, even if you wanted to celebrate yourself?

If the successful '1st positioners' and 'first-classers' I know come here to share half of their wins, na erstwhile 'olodos' like these go still come dey drag them, say them too overdo. Most times than not, the 'brilliant' students are too concerned with scholarships and essays and making international impacts, advancing their careers and life and living fulfilled that they don't have time to come to SM and coman be measuring dicks. Na other platforms, like CNN, UN and co., dey carry their achievements, unlike these 'self-blowing' of trumpets.

And yes, I understand the Nigerian educational system and the people who shame 3rd class graduates are no better than the 3rd class graduates who shame them in turn. We're intelligent in different ways and the system is not adequate to test that...

The sky is big enough for everyone to fly, abeg. Na life. And it's not some of their faults that they are born brilliant, rich, beautiful and bubbly, then come still find salvation ontop am. Some have that much put altogether for them, and I can only be happy for them. No hard feelings over 'ere at all.

SultanOfAbia:
Somebody should tag that south African guy let him confirm this info
Tmk south or TK south I forgot his name
Tag him

seanjy4konji:
May God forbid the spirit that will make you listen to OP and go and marry when you know there is no way to feed them at the moment...

I watch ,movies,i drink beer,i take long walks,i go shopping,i take quiet drives,i listen to music,I wear jerseys and go to a pub and socialise with goldberg,i watch aljazeera,i welcome ruth and we have sex,,,,we go out and eat fish pepper soup,i go to site ad see how far work has gone,i come back and browse nairaland,i make calls to loved ones and drink some beer,i book a hotel in far away place ad get a hook up and use few days?i eat and drink, i abuse Buhari....i make some money?i buy more clothes and new wrist watchI host friends and girlfriends we gist and play ludo....i am happy...


Its not a must to have family to be happy....i have a family and we dont live together and i am still happy..when i feel bored at home>i dress up?call my shanapoos and we go have fun...

Kalas.

Davash222:
You don go break another girl heart again, abi?

Cokahot:
While me,it costs me 200$ monthly expenses and through out this month,I no see even 100$ pick. But I know say be Sept,client go pay me my 5k. I never bomb in 3 weeks due to nature of my business. But asai dey,my bills deh pile up. I need at least 3000$ to take see front on and before Sept middle o. Abeg o. Life is damn expensive here o

McOluOmo:
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Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind

Kennyking1234:
cant find the telegram name. I saw Harris_Reggie is that you?

pocohantas:
Hahahaha. I don’t know o! Make I leave 200L girls small and face 300L.

Kennyking1234:
sorry for my late reply.

pocohantas:
No mind them. With their pot bellies, one would think Nigerian men give birth to male kids and the women female kids.

The sidechick they are pursuing outside, if she has to wake by 4am everyday to prepare kids for school, cook, submit and pound akpu, I bet she would look worse than their wives. Rather than go home and make life easier for their wives, they will jumping from one branch to another like monkeys.

Tell them to help you add small water to the rice on stove, they will say you are EMASCULATING them. But if you see where they are mumuing for 200L girls, you go shock say na person HEAD OF HOME be that. Tufiakwa!

ESANMEA:
Ehen! Obhokhian

mariahAngel:
How else do you celebrate if not with food?
What is celebration without food?

Ok. Let me share this story with you; During the lockdown, my mum and dad were in the village, while me and some of my siblings were in the city.
So, on my dad’s birthday, we made some peppered turkey with some fries, got some drinks, then called my father on the phone, put the call on loudspeaker and together, we sang and wished him a happy birthday.
From the sound of his voice, we could tell how happy it made it him. It made us happy too.
After that, we descended mercilessly on the peppered fries and turkey! Accompanied with drinks.

We also celebrated the birthdays of some of our immediate relatives that were not with us (we either baked cakes or ordered for chops and the likes)
To tell you the truth, during that lockdown was some of our best times because we made the most of it.


We also celebrate new jobs, good appraisals at place of work, promotions, graduations, acquisitions...
Even though some may seem ridiculous, but we don’t care.

mariahAngel:
Family. Festivities/food/celebrations. (I created a tradition for my family to celebrate every and any achievements, no matter how little they may seem.
That way, we can have so many (little) celebrations before the year runs out.
It creates a happy atmosphere. Plus, you have more things to look forward to with family/friends.
Celebrations make life sweet and exciting)

As long as it’s a happy situation, I’m happy just by being.
I create happiness.

xpressionx:
THERE IS NO BASIS FOR COMPARISON,MY ONLY PRAYER IS THAT ENJOYMENT SHOULD NOT KILL YOU IN ORON.
FRESH FISH
FRESH BABES
CHEAP HOUSE
ACCESS ROAD TO UYO
AQUA/MARINE LIFE.


OP JUST DONT FORGET YOUR PARENTS

Dangotey:
Asides accommodation and sex Things are generally expensive in akwaibom(eket as a case study). And the funny thing is that you don't have more options to pick from. The intrinsic value of 85k in akwaibom is tentamout to 50k in the south weat

Lagbaja88:
either this or extraordinary ability visa. Read up on the usa website na. I doubt you qualify. You can try study visa

Lagbaja88:
you get 500k usd(260m naira)

enohoefe:
3 weeks ke lol. It’s advisable to take for up to 3 months, so the weight gain is permanent.

rex444:
Try am for elegushi beach one cool evening