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Dreyton36:
PART 4
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WE Rushed one of their staff and questioned him on the prices of their drinks and proteins

The guy na ibo boy ,
I asked him bros no vex , how much una dey sell una red Italian whine , he ask me which of them , i tell am say I no look the lable to read am
I come beg am like a brother , I give am the direct of my babe sit to go check it himself , na nice guy , he obey

When he came back , he say ah bros e no too cost naw
Na just 46,500
For my mind , na 46,500 this guy call JUST?
I. Ask again how much be snail , before I even finish my statement my next guy man in the same shoes just shout yes na wetin i was ask because the thing carry siren join am
The staff said it's just 25k for a stick piss come they worry me
I come am the guy say when you reach the table of my girl , how many she don order, he say na the second stick she dey eat
That my other guy just shout "I DON DIE TODAY"
The guy started asking me ,
Guy: wetin we go do now

Me: wetin we go do ke Guy I get my own problem ooo
My head burn like this

I left them there and went to my table, deep inside na so i take go?

The babe was like , what took you so long ?
Lies no they finish for mouth na , I use my brain sharply ,
I tell her say i receive call from my elder sister now when I they piss ,say my dad just eat poison for outing wet he go

She shock , me sef shock for the kind lie wey I just fabricate within few seconds without thinking twice, but no be my fault , i no like shame
My pocket ba only 76k plus remain
I no they ever get money for my bank account because as them they pay salary na so the money they go

I finish my Heineken , she just they calm me down , she con ask me where my dad they now , i tell am say them run am go hospital and my sister say make I quickly send money if not them no go give am any first treatment

Naim she just start to they para o
She start grammer

Her:That's why i hate this country , they'll see someone dying they'll be requesting for money as if money is everything
For my mind , my sister money is everything oo
If u know where I don trek for the Lagos u go on say miney is everything

She come take am personal Sha
Don't forget I said it earlier that she's kind-hearted

Naim she ask me how much them wan collect for starting, I no even waste time i say na 240k my sister say make I send first

Naim she say make I send her my sister ACC details ,
Base on say i no want make e be say I be golddigger , I tell her say. Make she no worry I go sort am, make she just enjoy herself
But for my mind , no hear my own oooo
Abeg ask me the details again oo,
She come say don't let me get angry with you , ur dad's life is at stake here and you are telling me not to worry?

Make e no be like say my village people they follow me , i give her my sister details sharply

She transfer 300k to the account sharply , inside my mind i don make am oooooo , I hope tope my girlfriend they see how real girls they treat men ooo

I thanked her , she say make i no thank her that she's always happy whenever she helps someone for my mind okpe oooo

With confidence I order for another Heineken with snail I no fear again , worst cone to worst I go tell my sister to send me small cash for my aza

I come observe that other guy with he babes for distance , he no they smile at all
That's even where I first saw this Nollywood actor named Alex ekubo , the guy handsome no be small
But for Lagos nobody send celebs oo

We kill time there , she offered to clear the bill , I no even know when she clear the bill sef , me I don already they on my 4th bottle when she say she wan go urinate

But Heineken they make man prick raise , everybody just they observe me , they wonder who I be , to come with that kind fly chick
Me sef no dull at all

I give her jokes , she laugh die, that's the only thing I can offer anyway
She laugh sotay she come they put her head for my body

Small time my phone ring , who they call me , my sister , she don see alert
I no even let her talk sef I just speak my language for am
"I tell her say na me send am make she no worry "

The babe don high Wella , she come say she feel like dancing , say make we go the club side
We went there omo see grooving , we both have the same love for the same kind of songs

As we just they step inßide , the first female i saw was this girl named Cynthia Morgan , who remember her , (German juice)
The DJ just play one of my favourite by wyclef jean ft eve _L.O.V.E.Y.O.U
Omo mehn although I no Sabi dance but that song made me dance
I rock her well, she feel me , she just held me tight , she was absolutely drunk , but I no worry seems the next day na Sunday no work
The next song enter , Nobody has to know by kranium , the song just came out then
That song na baddest for club
If you know you know

Me sef don high but no matter how i high reach I no they ever lusguard ,
I romanced her body to the rhythm of the song , she felt it
I checked my watch , 9:47pm
Mi o worry , ma jaiye Ori mi

The DJ come kill me patapata, he switched to naija song and played Paul dairo_angel of my life
chai song wey I take toast many girls that yr
She happen to like the song too , omo see grooving

Small time she whispered to my ear say she they feel dizzy , say she wan sleep
I tell her say we go need pay the security to allow us leave the car there so we go take taxi home , or we go lodge
She say make we lodge , na wetin me sef wan hear be that
We went to the receptionist , we made our way to the booking session , God forbid eko hotel no be poor man hotel oo
Hotel fine pass anything else
Wetin concern me concern price , she pay with her card, I no even near where she they pay sef I no want yawa

Them give her key she hand am over to me , for my mind no be separate rooms?
Anyway both of us don shayo , manya

We went in , she just UnCloth for my presence she no even send , but I know say na unto shayo level , my Dickson just stand kakaraka , and she's just too sexy , she's slim, busty , and a moderate ass , just my type

She go shower and see came back , she just lie down straight

Wahala come burst for midnight ooo
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Comment for part 5
When I get positive comments I'll drop it tonight , to type no easy

my guy you suppose don write book...lmao...I don laff tire

say na...waiter sef fresh pass me...hahaha

guy complete your story

MERCHANDISER:
Anytime I need to laugh I just watch odumeje videos on
YouTube

I swear...

one of the best things to happen during this corona

MERCHANDISER:
Did You Call Odumeje a Fake Pastor ? You need to read this !
I see some Christians posting all sorts of bad contents regarding
Odumeje. This is wrong on every sides, because i have come to
understand that pastors are not perfect like we make them to
be.
I had previously chosen to just ignore but let me state that
Odumeje's crime is his inability to not speak English and his love
for casual outfits.
Odumeje has not done half of what your favourite pastors have
done, i hope you are cognozant of this fact, because i grew up in
the church.
While your pastor is buying private Jets, building world standard
edifices and schools that your children cant afford to attend,
Odumeje was giving Money to fire victims, food to the poor and
building roads.
While your pastor was allegedly looking for another female
victim to exploit sexually, Odumeje was showing his wife love
and being a father to his beautiful children.
Were we not here when Pastor Adeboye asked people to donate
1billion each? Were we not here when your GO in Abuja asked
his members to Jump into the cleansing Pool for 50k? Are you
not aware that your pastors sell mantle and olive oil?
While your Pastors move around with Armed men, Odumeje is in
the street mixing with street boys and girls, maybe thats why you
call him a fake prophet.
People that couldnt critisize the COZA pastor are insulting
Odumeje and thats laughable.
Some of your pastors have been banned from entering some
countries because of fraud, are you aware ?
Odumeje dances "in a worldly fashion" but your suit wearing and
English speaking pastor wines and dines with corrupt politicians.
I can go on and on but let me not open fowl nyash.

Things that
will make u a man of God

1: Your relationship with God

2. Your way of life

3: And ur spiritual background. Pls deduct that mindset that
reading ur bible, speaking good English we make u a man of
God

well said...honestly I had such thought of him but now I know better. He's not perfect

I do know I find him funny though...his antics are just wow..

one of the best things to happen during this corona time

puremaker7:
Explorers again!

If this thing no make front page, make my dick glue into my side chick pvssy for 2hrs.

I don find the glue...where you dey...

Cuddlebugie:
Well, as a teenager, I was insecure about my boobs.
I was thin with small boobs and the hips of an adult.
Friends would jokingly ask me why "front no resemble back". E pain me that year o.
There was a day I was walking with a friend and two guys were behind us. All of a sudden, they stopped talking and walked past us. One of the guys looked me in the face and said something about how the boobs aren't big enough to complement the ass. Got home that day and cried myself to sleep. I was 16 then.
I'd pray to God to please increase the boobs and take away the hips.

My first love helped in rebuilding my self confidence.

lol sorry...we all have insecurities one whether we admit or not.

but wait do you have bigger boobs now...Asking for A Friend...

Cuddlebugie:
You have something to say to me?

lol not really...is that you on your signature?

MrBrownJay1:
i am from France but currently living in Colombia

wow...global citizen...
Nigeria and France both speak French...you speak French right.
have you ever visited Nigerian?

Cuddlebugie:
You've lost me.

like The Series LOST...

Cuddlebugie:
You know me?

who doesn't know you...

Gentle0wavez:
The skirt is multi purpose, it makes ladies look sexy and decent at the same time. You wear it and walk in the streets you will get attention, you go to the club, it helps you while rocking, you go to the church, you stll look like Virgin Mary. What more can you ask for.

well said...

MrBrownJay1:
so what you are saying is that everyone has different problems (CEOs included) but you choose to automatically put all CEOs in the same negative bag?! abeg make some little sense before quoting me!



my parents were born in Nigeria, yes... but i wasnt and never had a Nigerian Passport/ID.

ohh really didn't know...I follow your post sometimes

so what country you from ? Is that where you are?

MrBrownJay1:
i have Nigerian parents and i meet Nigerians all over the world... but after so many years on NL, it comes naturally i guess.

you are not Nigerian?

mine someone special he featured big sean

All ...Solomon didn't die early right..

lol this skirt again...
what's the name sef...

dirtydiva:
I know say na dat one go move you, but if plummet her finish wetin remain?

lol Go find another one plummet...janemena no bad

Oselu28:
not all Korean movies,I look for movies with actors that I know and like.
Amandla is beautiful,I love d way she interprets scripts

okay...I still wonder how you differentiate them. they all look same in my eyes

lexyking:
Damn!!! Paris has got to be the sin capital of the world I tell you. there's not a state in the whole of America that can match the energy and adventurous spirit of paris, it's like everyone just leaves there countries to Paris to fulfill their sexual fantasies. it's just that I'm really not the type to go into details if not, if I start with all my Paris experience pages go full.

I just wish that someday Nigerian girls will get to that level of exposure

I swear man...no wonder they call it the city of love...it should be the city of fvk.

drop some ...let me know what am missing. one or two. since our girls no wan level up. we don beg them tire.

ibkayee:
Lol I was indifferent to Monica too, no actually I found her annoying, so I didn't care about their relationship to be honest lol

hahaha I suddenly feel hate for you ...

TheAfricaQueen:
You are a hypocrite then, you want a woman with a low body count who has not had a 3some. Then you turn around and call her boring in bed, how can she compare to the wild girls you had 3somes with?

well she doesn't have to...unless it's with me and no hypocrisy here I may be adventurous my wife doesn't have to but I can teach her a few things. we could even do the 3some as far as I'm involved...

Don't you want to try it...

ibkayee:
Yeah it does, it's one of my favourite shows
Lol I was indifferent to Chandler

haha I'm sure you didn't want him to marry monica ...marriage crasher

Oselu28:
Michael Scofiled - Prison Break

Laura Jean - To all tge boys I've loved before

Lee min ho(Real Name) - The heirs,boys b4 flower,personal taste,faith,legend of d blue sea and The King - Eternal Monarch

Amandla Sternberg- Everything everything and The hate you give

Jack bauer - 24

Liam Page - forever my girl

Tokyo,Berlin,Nairobi, Rio - Money heist

Lemme stop here

girls and korea ehnn 5&6 7 included...
Amandla Sternberg is the bomb I love those two movies still have them on my pc sef and she is beautiful

Odunayomi247:
bad guy ���,don't forget Riley Reid,Kiley jay,misty stone

mad men...

neloyah:
Berlin from la casa de papel.


Ever seen a very calm psychopath? I still think he and Tokyo would have made a wonderful couple

swear guy is so calm and collected...I really admired him.
lol mad couple

ibkayee:
Daria from Daria
Bojack Horseman from Bojack Horseman
Picollo from Dragonball Z
Phoebe from Friends
L from Death Note
Chikage Kazama from Hakuoki

Probably more but these are who I can think of at the moment

surprised to see someone here watches Bojack ...it's probably the most serious cartoon they actually talk about real sh*t and it's still funny.

I liked Chandler...Friends