₦airaland Forum

Peterobi90:
Going by the various foreign names mentioned, Nigeria is really not ready for growth..

Imagine the foreign exchange wasted in idolizing the international artist, while we complain of dollar rate skyrocketing..

For me:
Sam loco/Nkem owoh...

hahaha my guy nothing dey nollywood O ...

make I drop mine...mr ibu and aki

iyke926:
Samuel L. Jackson Eddie Murphy (Coming To America)

T-Bag (TV Series: Prison Break) Penguin (TV series: Gotham)

I swear I love penguin...the equivalent of joker...

MOnkeyBabe:
I'm not one of the boring girls tho

hahaha...monkey that I know for sure...you are a correct babe...

can't wait for us to fulfill our fantasies together...

TheAfricaQueen:
You know it's real because you partook in it in real life? If you fancy a girl, and decide you like her and want to marry her and she tells you she has had multiple 3somes in the past with 2 girls, 1 boy and 1 girl or 2 boys would you really take her to mamma saying this is the girl who you want to spend the rest of your life with? Be honest.

I just know real nigga when I see one...

lol my queen why are you asking this naww...

honestly I wount doesn't mean anything though

obontami:
Tokyo is bad too breh. 3some won't be a bad idea afterall.

This nigga take 3 cans of Budweiser...it's on me [quote author=obontami post=89375273]

TheAfricaQueen:
Let's say we believe this wild adventure of your night in Paris. When it's time to get married would you marry these party partners or do you go and look for a virginal bride with low body count? Don't be hypocrite guys. Stand in your truth.

The Queen of Africa has spoken...

well it's not bad to explore and experience other madness around you. don't you think so my queen.

and the paris story guy wasn't me so you know but I support the story cause I know it's real.

Shukusheka:
I had a threes0me in my service year in Calabar and it was terrible.

I went to NYSC a virgin, somehow someway sex had managed to elude me in school, all the bitches I dated were after my money, not one gave me their ponmo to taste. Service year was supposed to be fun, I wasn't going to waste time forming mr gentleman, I was going out full force to finally get that coochie. My story starts..

It was a bright sunny Saturday morning when my corper roomate told me one of his girls is coming, the girl had told him she likes me, he had proposed a threes0me and the babe was all in for it. She would be coming to visit in the next 2 hours. You don't mean it Obinna, I exclaimed. Ofcourse he meant it. I quickly dived to my bag to check for my condoms, they were there unopened just like they have been since I bought them 3 years ago. Obinna gave me a dose of viagra which I swallowed immediately - my entire body now shaking with so much tension. I tried to stay calm. Nothing is going to stop my shine today, I muttered as I paced quietly around the room. Today is my day.

The calabar babe came in, and before you say Peter Parker, Obinna and the girl were already kissing passionately on the bed. Ahn ahn, this is looking too good to be true o, Chai!. My pen1s was throbbing violently in my boxers, like a beast waiting to attack.

We got nakedd and action started, obinna and the girl went the first round while I stood watching, stroking my erect d1ck with one hand and her breast with the second. I had learnt that trick from years watching xvideo as a celibate. Ten minutes after, it was my turn, the babe came towards me, kissed me deeply and pushed me to the bed. Then the unfortunate happened. I erupted hot akamu immediately the girl touched by d1ck. Scissors krist!! Nothing wey this babe no do to resurrect my lazarus, but baba don die. Handjob o, Mouth Action o, nothing worked. I looked at Obinna with begging eyes hoping he would salvage my bruised ego, he didn't even look at me twice. The babe hissed, went back to Obinna and they continued with their second round of sex while I sat watching in shame like a common thief caught red-handed in action..............

To be continued later

this is hilarious...

Reeqaado:
I have lost count of the number of times I've had 3somes (One guy, 2 babes) . How to convince babes? Sometimes money,sometimes you jokingly suggest it as part of fun, sometimes it happens unplanned. Its always fun for me.

this is what I tried to explain to lexyking. you even had to use money cause the girls are not jovial no fantasy. just dull brains. can't compare to white babes.

lexyking:
while in England for my masters degree. I went to Paris in France for a champions league game between PSG and Chelsea.

I made friends with a group of PSG fans, so after the match we all exited the stadium together, by this time I had already made friends with two beautiful French girls because they claimed to live next street to where my hotel was.

they where in high spirits because their team had won. so I invited them to my hotel for some celebration booze, after a few drinks we started playing games and soon it turned out to be a truth and dare/bottle spin.

initially with every bottle spin came off a clothing and very soon I was staring at two naked beauties with nice erect nipples. Then it was all animal instinct. we fu**ed the whole night, the girls orgasmed multiple times both of them squirted in my mouth at least once.

I also mouth fuc**d one and shot my cum deep throat. then after some rest, we fuc**d anal which was also good fun. we tried all practical positions. it was a very nice night.

next morning, they left before I even woke up. that was the first of my many party experience. Unfortunately for me, I haven't met Nigerian girls that are really good at threesomes since I got back. the ones I've met are usually very boring.

mad story man...

Are you surprised...3some mostly requires high energy as in the babes need to be jovial n sometimes have a wild fantasy. something most Nigerians girls are not. only few exposed ones. boring girls.

Guy go back and enjoy parisss

lexyking:
while in England for my masters degree. I went to Paris in France for a champions league game between PSG and Chelsea.

I made friends with a group of PSG fans, so after the match we all exited the stadium together, by this time I had already made friends with two beautiful French girls because they claimed to live next street to where my hotel was.

they where in high spirits because their team had won. so I invited them to my hotel for some celebration booze, after a few drinks we started playing games and soon it turned out to be a truth and dare/bottle spin.

initially with every bottle spin came off a clothing and very soon I was staring at two naked beauties with nice erect nipples. Then it was all animal instinct. we fu**ed the whole night, the girls orgasmed multiple times both of them squirted in my mouth at least once.

I also mouth fuc**d one and shot my cum deep throat. then after some rest, we fuc**d anal which was also good fun. we tried all practical positions. it was a very nice night.

next morning, they left before I even woke up. that was the first of my many party experience. Unfortunately for me, I haven't met Nigerian girls that are really good at threesomes since I got back. the ones I've met are usually very boring.

mad story man...

Are you surprised...3some mostly requires high energy as in the babes need to be jovial n sometimes have a wild fantasy. something most Nigerians girls are not. only few exposed ones. boring girls.

Guy go back and enjoy parissd

slerry:
not as beautiful as my bae.

say cheeeesseee...

lukui:
Punshak zamani, where the hell are you now?

swears it's been a while...he looks same as before. no upgrade. whats up

auntyrose:
the easiest way to get employed by a oil company in the Niger delta is by joining the youth association of the host community there are numerous slots in different companies

have you tried this??

warrrriiii girl...

buklarbest:
Nice one, I'm with you on this. Don't know who I'd pick btw Tokyo, professor and Nairobi..... These trio from money heist are just very mad.

lol everybody loves tokyo and Nairobi...I like the professor but not as much as his bro Berlin...he was just calm and collected.

obontami:
I love nairobi breh, I wanna smash.

swears man...she has a big ass tho...even tho the series gave us less visuals.

but I'm more into Tokyo...God she is hot with her baby face [quote author=obontami post=89373538]

fados4sure:
They need your BVN, Master or Visa card details, your phone number and more info about you. [b]Lastly the app can read your text messages and phone contact[\b].

okay thanks...wait really @bolded so for what purpose

airminem:


You download the app and apply

you don't get me...do they just give money to anybody who just applies? or do you give them something?

owowa145:
For me, Jack Bauer in 24 and Neo in Matrix trilogy

nice...didn't really follow 24 so sometimes I hardly get why you all love it. it must be captivating.

Beey:
Interestingly, after the Senior Kenyatta’s death, his family wasn’t involved in politics. When Moi was leaving power, he introduced Uhuru to Kenyans. He failed the first time he vied & Kibaki ruled for two terms.Thereafter, Uhuru ran again & succeeded in 2012.

ohh didn't know there was someone else after kenyatta snr...

good to know tho...

I just hope corona gives me space I'm in need of changing location...maybe I'll consider coming to kenya

Beey:
As for the villagers, they too are scared of corona. Uhuru Kenyatta is the son of the 1st president of Kenya, Jomo Kenyatta. He’s now on his 2nd & final term as the constitution allows a president just two terms.As for the economy, people been complaining of things being tough even before corona, but you know [b]people hardly praise a president while in power[\b]. It’s only after they’ve vacated the seast that people begin to say what a nice president he/she was.

lol @bolded so true even obama had same experience...maybe we will see trumps good too when he leaves or gets indicted.

so presidency is a family business there...I always hear kenyatta that's why I asked. I can see why now.

Beey:
It’s been an interesting time. No traffic in & out of the city of Nairobi. Funerals are attended by 15 people only with a government permit needed to let them travel out of Nairobi or elsewhere.Even at that , some have been so dramatic. Some people faked a burial in order to be allowed to travel out of Nairobi. They hired a car & travelled to Western Kenya with an empty casket. Villagers gathered to mourn the dead & requested to view the casket. It was empty obviously so they reported to the police. The hired driver tested positive for Covid 19 & contact tracing began. Uhuru Kenyatta is not playing games, all offenders will be serving jail time including a deputy governor & a Catholic priest who disobeyed self quarantine rules after travel. We’ve also seen the police madness & brutality. Crazy lot! As they say, every market has a mad person. For the most part, people have abided by the rules. As for Kenyans, give us a try

This is hilarious...funniest story I heard in days...burial scam you say...
humans are stubborn sha

but those villagers no try, they no fit cooperate or they were expecting small oil to lubricate they hands.

Uhuru Kenyatta been a while I heard news from him(been reading less international blogs)...I think he has been ruling for years now n kenya seems to be doing good economic wise...correct me if I'm wrong.

he should try sha...or corona will carry Africa to the Caribbeans.

airminem:

Its branch loan app and it was 40k

okay..
what were requirements?

This babe again...she no dey graduate...

Wolgrace:
All E-moneys should be investigated and interrogated asap...

lol I swear...All of them...

Brymo love his style of music. one of the underrated artist in this corn tree...choc boys fvck him up...

well happy birthday bro...

I once had his name as my nick

airminem:

My loan was rejected instantly bro

ohh sorry...how much we're you borrowing

Beey:
No, I joined in 2011. Yes I know some. You won’t see them till they start Rubbishing Kenya & we come out like a mighty army. I am back home. Currently living in Nairobi.

Lol guess I will have to set a date to rubbish kenya I need to see Kenya's lions.

How's kenya during these times anyway...am sure you read of how Nigerians are not good in following laws especially the stay at home...

Are Kenyans more organized

airminem:
Hi people, i applied for a BRANCH LOAN via app and got the loan disburst to me(account) immediately. Today i just paid the loan to branch before it due date which is in 13days front.
QUESTION:
Can i re apply for a fresh branch loan immediately today?


Modified :

After I paid I tried to reapply immediately and its was rejected instantly to WAIT for 30days more

bro how much can you borrow?

fuckingAyaya:
So we should fry ?

Akara...

Beey:
Hahaa, been here for years and there’s many of us here. I was looking for Nigerian websites & came across this one. I joined & have been here ever since.

wow...since 2017...

many you say...you know the name's of the other monikers?

wait what country you at now? state?