₦airaland Forum

Covidhunger20:
No guarantees in life. We have many unemployed PhD holders. Not to talk of mistress.

PhD mistress...

zedegit:
You didn't mention the country.

Country to study or country for work?

cray91:
What Kind of question is this? i believe this question isn't worth it cuz everyone already knows even unborn baby in nigeria already knows it

PhD holder sef don't guarantee job in Nigeria not to talk of masters

na Nigera we dey where nothing works!

But I know a few people who are making it work for them...even in this Nigeria

iLegendd:
Sorry sir. People like you are meant to be avoided. #AngerManagement.
I can tell a lot about someone with just a line of text.

Fvck off man...

scoundrel:
No, she isn't.

lol...I know

emmaodet:
Are you a marine engineer? I studied Nautical science

NO...Software...
but I like anything sea related...seems like something I should explore...
it's like they pay very well too
you studied at where? is that nautical sea related?

Lol...this one chuk me for the wrong place and they call me chuk...

iLegendd:
Your question doesn't sound like someone who wants to humbly know why, but like an angry military man who must be told why, else there will be trouble.

You are suddenly a doctor in typographical expression ...

I asked an honest question yet you start show yourself ...

Lordpeckxy:
And Just by Reading alone, I have found 23 apps that I can develop that could actually help people through their everyday life, I made an app 4 my mom which I did because I observed her potential difficulty while at work. Suprisingly her collegues has collected the app and has start using it too.!
Though I made It out of Fun for my mom it has more than 68 users now, without publishing.!
Ama Publish It soon, after my finishing touches.!

Nice...kudos...

What's the name?

emmaodet:
Yes, am the first born. Work on a ship.

okay Alright...marine engineering...

emmaodet:
Yes, am the first born. Work on a ship.

okay Alright...marine...

InfinityFabric:
You mean he's definitely NOT knowledgeable about the matter being discussed.
He might be a programmer, but he's definitely NOT the kind that's well grounded. Or he's just drunk.

yeah...i guess that's it

scoundrel:
OP, I know what you want and I will give you.

See her O ...she's here...

iLegendd:
You're right. Just that I have NEVER eaten fruit for the sake of sex — I eat them for the sake of health. When it comes to sex, real mean depend on only two things: mind control and exercise. Luckily, Lasticle book has all the info in detail from A—Z.

Talking about book, foreigners are buying those books on a regular basis. Yesterday, we made only 31k from PD (one of the platforms I published those books).

So, real men are reading those books and getting their bedroom games 100% back without fruits. Though, I still love fruits, but for nourishment sake.

What's with your emphasis on exercise for sex? Don't get. how?

The Guy that fvcked her doesn't know he fvcked an Angel

BankyGee:
I have many favorite actors/actresses but lemme write the 1st - 3rd
1st - Henry Cavill
2nd - Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)
3rd - Samuel L. Jackson

Female:
1st - Gal Gadot
2nd - Scarlett Johansson
3rd - Melissa Benoist

It's more about the character than the stars...

like mine is...tokyo n Nairobi n Berlin(lol the trio r just mad can't make a pick) in money heist
And
peter dinklage in GoT

Movie I'll say...Samuel l Jackson in shaft ..loved that movie die

conjuring the boss ass movie...

Annabel comes home was dope though...I like the way they switched up the cast a bit...from the parents to child.

I think it would make a nice series though

Polchiz:
Please go for your M.SC (not professional masters) if you have the means. [b]Most multinationals and banks recently (I know of Ecobank) now includes M.SC. as requirements for even Trainee positions.
[\b]
It equally prepares you for opportunities in Academia and international NGOs.
Most importantly, don't go for Masters degree for the purpose of getting a job only but do it with the best of your abilities and learn new skills and ideas in your field.
If you can come up with a ground-breaking research in your field, that alone can take you places.
Yes, in Nigeria you can succeed without connections if you know what you are doing.

okay...I do see it written a lot as requirement. guess there's a use after all

Thank you...I will try to learn something along the way

lol....la click

Girls especially...my spec

Lordpeckxy:
Nigga see things from Insignificant things, when people see rubbish - I see classic, when they see coincindence - I see pattern, when they see nonsence - I see widom, when they see Failure - I see experience, when they see doubt - I see truth.
Lol... When people stand up and ask, I sit down and reason.
I can be optimitic at times but Just like THANOS says - It can be misplaced.!

Did you just rap or was that a quote?

chim14:
I like Nairaland the way it is. What I love more is the lightness and the speed at which it loads, even less powerful phones can load Nairaland.

Some so called modern websites with all the stupid React and Angular, take like forever to load. Some it's ads that mess up the speed e.g Lindaikeji blog, Nairaland has ads but it loads very well & smoothly with millions of users....that's more important.

True...

the site smoother than ply wood

InfinityFabric:
Most accomplished scientists are not the richest. In fact I don't know of a billionaire inventor and if there are it be very small in number.
Don't shame people working legitimately.



Language do matter especially when you're looking at efficiency and cost.
Why do you think game engines are written in C, C++,?
Why do you think OSes are written in C, few C++ RUST etc ?
Database Systems ?
Real-time (Embedded) Systems ?
Aircraft ?
You heard of HFT ?


And when your services keep going down because the Java app keeps running out of memory, you:
1. Either keep spending on acquiring more servers to meet up JVM never ending demsnds.
2. Re-write in a more efficient language like: C++, RUST, where you can do all that 8GB in less than 80MB.

I'm still yet to see my services go beyond 20MB.

Guy don't argue with that boy he's definitely not a programmer...

Lordpeckxy:
Well it doesn't change the fact that when something is updated, doesn't mean it has new features.
You made a point that Nairaland is different from Google and Facebook, of which is quite so, but can u specifically tell me what Google was when it was created as well as Facebook, compared to what they was, they had expanded beyond their horizon, their risk had paid off. If you want to go somewhere you have to leave your comfort zone...
And the supposed owner of nairaland ain't ready to do that. Nairaland has less than 3million users and how many active.?, since 2005. That's poor.!!!!
"The Fact something works well, doesn't mean It cannot be Improved" - Black Panther.

lol nigger quoted black panther

emmaodet:
Hmmmmmmm
Capslocked
These are some of the things my parent use when i don't give them enough from what they demanded.
We are only 3 boys in my family and am the first born.
After graduating and luckily got a job, parent my mum in particular placed a lot of burden and expectations on me.
I roofed there house, furnished it and they moved in. After that demand upon demand upon demand from me.
Gave my uncle who is her junior brother 1m to travel out after mum pestered me, gave her my first car (nissan pathfinder) after pressuring family to give it to her, co-sponsored my junior brother to duabi with 500k - now he is working in a company there earning about 250k per month, sponsored another of her family to dubai again late last year.
The most annoying of all is our last born. She told me he wants to go to Europe and i will need to support with 1m from the 4m he needs while others too will raise money. Told her this venture is not feasible because i know others won't drop any money and i can only give 500k that is comfortable for me. Now she said due to inflation and naira devaluation at black market, we will be needing 5m against the initial 4m and she plans selling my land of 1.5m while i still drop 500k making 2m in total.
My wife sparked that enough is enough. Wetin, kilode, se a man so eran meran ki ikan kan ikan pa ni - why would we tie two rams together while one kills the other. Oko o kin je ti baba ti omo ko ma ni ala - No matter the family bond, there should always be a demarcation between a father's land and his son. Never you merge it together.
Funny enough, i had the intention of selling the land several times before but my mum insisted i shouldn't sell it but build it but now that she needs money, the land can be sold.
Whenever i say No to there financial requests, she will start shouting and crying that she knows how she suffered on us, what she went through to train us, hiw she collected loans and cooperatives to make sure we become somebody in life but now that it is time for us to pay back, for her to sit down and start eating the fruits of her labour, we are always complaining.
That if we are considerate, even before she ask for A, we should have provided A B C because of her sacrifice on us, all this she will be saying after calling family meeting on my head with church pastors to mediate on it.
I can't even count the numbers of time pastors and family members have come to mediate on these issues.
Funny enough, it's not as if she is doing bad. She is a headmistress in govt. school earning about 170k per month and with the new minimum wage, she should earn 200k while dad retired as VP in secondary school and taking pension of 70k.
Our 3rd born is on my monthly pay of 20k per month yet always complaining that she is not enjoying me again especially since i got married, that i hardly give lump sum of maybe 100/200k unlike now that i always grumble before giving 20k.
I am really tired Capslocked. Really tired.
I'm working but i hardly buy clothes for myself or use good car or furnished my apartment to taste.
It has always been responsibilities upon responsibilities.

You try padi man...no mind them. Free money dey sweet body.

may I ask what you do? what line of business?
you seem comfortable

Are you the first child?

ijaw1stson:
I'm still on it. I'm seriously searching for a job at the moment

Okay...wish you luck

yyba:
I hope you are not about to send your account number to Jim?

NO ...why would i?

ijaw1stson:
It doesn't. At least in Nigeria. I have 2 masters degrees. However, I proceeded to do my PhD as I couldn't get a job.

Unfair System...

Was PhD of any benefit? ...

J. Crew has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The clothing company announced early on Monday that it had reached an agreement with its lenders to convert about $1.65 billion of its debt into equity. The company has been struggling under a heavy debt load for some time. As of February, it had nearly $1.7 billion in debt . According to The Wall Street Journal, it had planned to leverage a 2020 initial public offering of its popular Madewell brand to lessen some of its debt. Plans for the IPO were abandoned near the end of March, however, as the company failed to reach a deal with lenders. J. Crew on Monday said it had secured $400 million in funding from its lenders to navigate its way through the restructuring process. The retailer has had ups and downs in recent years. After going private in a leveraged buyout by TPG and Leonard Green & Partners in 2011, it experienced a bit of an identity crisis, raising prices when many shoppers were seeking more budget- conscious options. Former CEO Mickey Drexler later told The Journal that was the retailer's biggest mistake. Drexler left his post in 2017 after 14 years as CEO. J. Crew also lost its longtime creative director Jenna Lyons and narrowly avoided bankruptcy at about the same time. Like many other retailers, J. Crew's problems have been exacerbated by the coronavirus pandemic. It was forced to temporarily close its doors as states enacted restrictions on nonessential businesses. These stores remained closed as of Monday. While some of its competitors are hanging by a thread — including Neiman Marcus , which is expected to file for bankruptcy protection imminently — J. Crew is the first major US retailer to announce bankruptcy during the pandemic. "This agreement with our lenders represents a critical milestone in the ongoing process to transform our business with the goal of driving long-term, sustainable growth for J. Crew and further enhancing Madewell's growth momentum," Jan Singer, the CEO of J. Crew Group, said in a statement on Monday. She continued: "Throughout this process, we will continue to provide our customers with the exceptional merchandise and service they expect from us, and we will continue all day-to-day operations, albeit under these extraordinary COVID-19-related circumstances. As we look to reopen our stores as quickly and safely as possible, this comprehensive financial restructuring should enable our business and brands to thrive for years to come."

https://www.businessinsider.com/jcrew-files-for-bankruptcy-2020-5

FreshBoss007:
Nope

very disappointing...
the hustle is real...