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1421 smacks & 1422 slaps may zap you back to reality

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=89697.msg5619364#msg5619364 date=1267615648]stp hailing me jor  [/quote]see misplaced vexation ooo.
Abbey who find ya trouble dis morning?

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=89697.msg5619364#msg5619364 date=1267615648]stp hailing me jor  [/quote]see vexation ooo

Abbey, mail me na

Abbey i dey hail ooo

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=89697.msg5619263#msg5619263 date=1267614561]How was your nyte, dude? hope you saw my flash.[/quote]moi nyt fyn, ur own nko? I no c ya flash ooo

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=89697.msg5619227#msg5619227 date=1267614267]chyka my son   [/quote]taa! You look my profile dey call me son. .

Tell d guy say make im comot his hand 4 dat place immedi8ly!

Ben, which one you drop na?

^^That's moi loff, she had 1391 nightmare about Mannylex wedding her with an escort of 1392 bikes

My e-mail is on my profile

Ben, na me u dey yab abi?

U wey your wife too big that u wasted d whole petrol in your car driving around her!
Yay!

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=89697.msg5614400#msg5614400 date=1267544908]lol drop ya number and stop serving in Ekiti [/quote]finished serving feb 11, 2010
ben, see how u dey yarn as if na u wan call me.
Where Abbey? i go drop number for her main bra mail-box.
Abbey mail me na make we exchange number. I no wan make another fesin flash me

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=406641.msg5614137#msg5614137 date=1267542905]stp laughing na! d guy will think am abusing him ni o [/quote]kosi koko to n se le.

Flush d water out.

I am lying by your side and ready to give you a wake-up kiss?

Flush d water out.

I am lying by your side and ready to give you a wake-up kiss?

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=89697.msg5614029#msg5614029 date=1267542057]^^Oloriburuku[/quote]ben, i serve 4 Ekiti, at least i learn't small yoruba
na u your head no correct
Olori Agbon
olori nla
se o fe lo ya igbe?
Ori ope
oloshi

Nobody in his right senses will try calling. Anybody wey call, u go know say 'im thing dey scratch am real bad! :-x

doyin13:
u get hair for chest

but don't you think it is romantic though?
@topic
all-the-way!

Ben try d number na and tell us how the person yarn reach.

Googles moi loff, the plan was you to get the 1.321 million Mannylex stole from the Federal Govt Treasury.
In fact, MISSION TERMINATED!
You're to resume your work as my housewife latest 13:22 tomorrow.

Remembering A Child
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A young man was walking into a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed of an old woman following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me", she said, " I am sorry if my staring at you made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look like my son that died recently".
"I am very sorry", the young man replied, "Is there anything I can do for you."
"Yes", she said, "As i'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye Mother!'? It'll make me feel much better."
"Sure" answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out "Goodbye, Mother!".
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he found out that his bill total is N50k.
"How can that be?", he asked, "I only purchased a few things".
"Your mother said that you would pay for her!" said the clerk.

Teacher to student

Teacher: why is 6 afraid of 7?

Student: because 7 ate 8 9

Wife 40%
Mum 40%
Dad 20%.

My dad will understand though. He'll stand by me on my decision.

Now, for wife to carry d day, she must be an exemplary wife else Mum'll get my saviour ticket.

Sh*t! I hate to talk these things!