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Leave her alone.

the ground and

threw her on

quickly grabbed her

from behind he

another lady and

Ayemokhia then met

DUMB RIDDLE!


did i like dummy another to it send rètard a like this reading time sweet your took you since.

(now read it backwards)

to fcku her

Ayemokhia then tore

Sikira? I swear e no be moi ooo

chi-baby:
start wettin? i no get

r they not yarnable here??

i prefer one-on-one chat. No interruptionz.

Even if you arrest him 1098 or 1099 times, he won't oblige. . .
MANNYLEX IS IN LOFF

Interviewer, u neva get enof respondents. .u come dey find more for nairaland!
Nonsense!

**chykason pisses on this thread**

tins wey we go yarn about dey ooo. .chi-baby chat with me on my YIM na

flips up her

studio43:
Lol why not your grandma?


.baybootz, Who are u? How your own and tanimz own take be for here sef i need to know.
Kunbee na area scatter right from small and i know how to treat her be intimate with up anytime.

Dikele na woman wrapper from day 1 wey i don knoW am, I go set am up.

Chykason dey only pretend to be a good guy when Women surround am, Ashawo!

Between mykali and cbase i dont know who's the good guy and who's the bad guy.

Brb, Jumps fence

'foncussed' bruva.

Chykason:
Is he your baby? Does he lyk playing wiv toy cars? I'll buy him one . . .he'll say 'bruva. I lyk u. Will you marry my sista, baybbootz?'

A duck walkes into a bar, goes up to the bartender.
bartender: what can i get for you?
duck: umm. .do you have any grapes?
bartender(looking surprised and finding the question odd): no, i'm afraid we don't.
The duck waddles slowly out of the bar.
The next day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, hops on a bar stool.
Bartender: hi, what can i get for you?
Duck: umm. .Do you have any grapes?
Bartender(a bit annoyed): Hey! weren't you in here yesterday? Look buddy, we don't have grapes. Ok?
The duck hops off the stool and waddles outta the door.
The next day, at the same time, the bartender is cleaning some glasses when he hears a familiar voice.
Duck: umm. .do you have any grapes?
The bartender is really ticked off.
Bartender: look. what's your problem? You came in here yesterday asking for grapes and i told you WE DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES! ! Next time your little ducktail waddles in here, i'm gonna nail those little webbed feet of yours to the floor. GOT ME, PAL?
And the duck hops off the bar stool and waddles out. .
The next day, at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, walks up to the bartender, and the bar man queries 'What the HECK do you want?'
Duck: umm. .have you got any nails?
Bartender: What? Of course not!
Duck: well then! Do you have any GRAPES?

Is he your baby? Does he lyk playing wiv toy cars? I'll buy him one . . .he'll say 'bruva. I lyk u. Will you marry my sista, baybbootz?'

Tina R.apes Emeka Every Saturday!

Q U E U E

Ok. All join!!!

Amigos is cool

^^^**chykason drops faeces on the maga above**

You got it!

NEXT RIDDLE!

David's father have three sons: Snap, Crackle and ______?

**chykason pisses on this thread**

^^very easy. Plant a wet kiss on ma mouf in front of these kids bwois & they'll report you to their mama mods!

And how your 'bros' use to stand erect still any tym you wet-dr**ms for her sing her national anthem!
[s]Promise to make her the mother of your unborn bastards[/s]

**chykason drops faeces on thread**

**chykason pisses on the thread**

A "sisterly" kiss well planted on her lips

*waiting for answers*

1082 or 1083 threats of banning won't even make my operamini sweat!!!