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Abbey_city:
u still dey go Alaba mrkt go sell dat your Gala?

Dat business u no suppose joke with am ooo. I know person wey use am build 4 bedroom flat for Ekiti ooo.

anyways i go there go buy pant plant

Abbey ur voice too loud oh. I dey Alaba and i hear your shouting.

Y all of una dey tackle guy wey say make 'im snap for him latest wardrobe addition.

@op
Oya, i thing remain make i know say u serious. DROP YOUR NUMBER TOO!

1274 kisses and 1275 hugs for the poster above moi.

She 2 dey intelligent. . .lol

Synthetic 10-fingers slap

Spyker:
Once i have the money, the other two will naturally follow if i want them. But i there is no money, i am 101% sure you won't have the other two.

"YOU CAN NEVER LOOSE WOMEN CHASING MONEY, BUT YOU CAN LOOSE MONEY CHASING WOMEN"

well said bro

whitesturd:
He doesnt last at all just 2 minutes noodles

lol. . .sturdy, u wicked ooo

She lyks ma junior bros

The Duck & The Old Lady
.
A duck walks into a pub and sits next to an old lady.
Old lady: duck, have you pooed yourself?
Duck: yes
Old lady: ok, go somewhere and clean yourself up!
Duck: i haven't finished yet!

jessefly:
@poster
your lucky we dnt have any cane
we for floag u for this joke

rokiatu:
not very nice pass jore poster you try

abi ooo. I no sure say jesse don laff since dem born her

mykali:
i can't believe you fooled me.
it's been a while since someone fooled me oh

in-fat . . .i dey vex

eyah. . .sowii. . .oya no vex. .i go dash u my niece.

Moi number ends with 1212 while moi loff's end with 1213. Doesn't that make us look a perfect pair?

Sir r231, sure say no be you tiff de poff poff?

chi-baby:
lol. . u cn post urz

u look lyk sum1 i know. Mail me na ka anyi kpaa nkata ofuma

suicide bomber down.

Gibson, my fellow retard.
I laff in Swahili
huhuhuhuhuhu

Romantic kiss on her ear

It is just that i wanna say 'hey Abbey welcome back! Where've you been?'

@Abbey, Welcome-back hot peck
@topic
keysssssssssssssss

I'm gonna poo around 1155hrs, bathe by 1156hrs, towel by 1157hrs, eat brunch by 1158hrs, wash up plates by 1159hrs and say my Angelus by 1200 1160 hrs.
Yay!

abc

Cyber-slap

Abbey, WHEREu go?

Miss you die

Abbey, WHEREu go?

Synthetic slap whoooza!

p.i.m.p

She's my sister.