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allanphash7:
Why not if not






I did it with my red and black panties den

Rainbow pant!!! guy you don old oo. Na small thing I go take senior you oo.

Immanueladebol:
OK.But i tout olisah metuh is on susprension

Yes,but his buccal cavity is on duty.

dokiOloye:
Little wonder why d north is and will continually be backward.
I remember that Borno gov spent 10m daily on breaking of Ramadan fast.
This is d reason why some of us advocate for d country to be divided or at least regionalised.
Cos as long as there is a free flow of easy cash from d Niger delta,some ppl will never do critical thinking.

I reason with you on this.Other regions should protest against foolish spendings of federal funds by certain leaders on irrelevant ceremonies and not to agitate for an independent state of their own.

Vaccancy! Vaccany!! Vaccancy!!!

An experienced pastor is urgently needed to occupy the honourable position of G.O at the CHURCH-of-WAILERS.

Qualification:16 years experience in pessimism,shouting,false accusation,complaining and shouting.

The police should be on the look out for the guy bearing Babydaddy20.His name and comments makes him a very serious suspect and except if otherwise proven,he could be a recruit agent to that factory or probably one of those responsible for impregnation.

Comrade are you a Jehovah's witness?. Your own explanations sounds reasonable.

ayoku777:
You know, everytime we say you need the Holy Spirit to understand the bible, athiests and unbelievers always think that is one excuse we christian use to explain away verses we can't rationalize. But it is not! The truth is you honestly do need the Holy Spirit to understand the bible.

Matthew 16v28 -Verily I say unto you, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in His kingdom.

Throughout the ministry of Jesus, He preached, "Repent : for the kingdom of God is at hand or near" -(Matthew 4v17, Mark 1v15)

The question then is, If Jesus preached that the kingdom was near, when did the kingdom come?

Daniel 2v44 -And in the days of these kings shall the God of heaven set up a kingdom, which shall never be destroyed: and the kingdom shall not be left to other people, but shall break in pieces and consume all these kingdoms, and it shall stand forever.

In the days of which kings will the kingdom of God be set up? In the days of the kings of the roman empire.

(Note -The roman empire is the fourth kingdom represented with the legs of iron, and feet of iron with clay). Please read the entire chapter of Daniel 2; to see the dream of Nebuchadnezzar and the interpretation of Daniel.

According to the prophecy of Daniel in his interpretation of the dream of Nebuchadnezzer; the kingdom of God will come and be set up when Jesus rose from the dead. Because Jesus was the stone cut out without hands (Daniel 2v34), that struck the feet of the statue; to set up the kingdom of God that later became a great mountain (Daniel 2v35).

So the kingdom of God came and was set up when Jesus died and rose. The kingdom has come since when Jesus rose. Presently it is still being established in the hearts of men; and in the age to come, it will be established in the earth. But it has come.

So the writers of the scripture did not goof, and Jesus did not make an unfulfilled prophecy when He said;

Verily I say unto you, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in His kingdom.

Because those who saw Christ in the flesh after His resurrection, in His glorified incorruptible body; actually "saw the Son of man come in His kingdom". Because at the resurrection of Christ was when the kingdom was set up.

And many people were indeed standing there when Jesus was talking who did not die until they had seen Jesus in the flesh after His resurrection, in His glorified incorruptible body.

1Cor 15v5-8 -And He (Jesus) was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve:

After that, He was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep.

After that, He was seen of James; then of all the apostles.

Amd last of all He was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time.

Those who had the privilege of seeing the resurrected Christ in the flesh, in His glorified incorruptible body, can be said to have seen the son of man come in His kingdom. Because that was when the kingdom was set up according to Daniel 2

The coming of Christ that will be announced with a shout, the voice of the archangel and the trump of God; is actually when the kingdom will be phyically established on the earth and Jesus will be bodily enthroned on the earth. But that is not when the kingdom came, the kingdom came at His resurrection.

When people don't know how to interprete the scriptures, they say Jesus goofed, or that the writers made a mistake. That's not true. You really do need the Holy Spirit.

God bless.

You are not too far away from Schizophrenia.
When you say you are the last generation, how much longer will your generation last?.Do you at all understand what the term "UNIVERSE" mean?. The earth we live in is like a grain of sand out of all the sand in the whole universe.Will God destroy the whole universe because of this single grain of sand?. Please only say things you know and stop spreading imagination.

starlingslimnet:
My brother am glad I made it here early so I can share my Spiritual
blessings with you.

In asking question you have done well for that is how the Apostles learn from Christ, asking questions on things they cannot comprehend.You have done a good thing.

Concerning the Scripture you quoted brother...". . .this generation will by no means pass away until
these things happen. . ." I will have you understand brother that Christ was beforehand describing some events pertaining to his second coming and the end.The "This" then in the word of Christ refers to the generation which all this things will take place.And all these didn't take place in the time of Apostles for there is no "Abomination that causes desolation". Christ then is speaking of a generation in which the abomination that makes desolate will be committed and truly, this(That do abomination that makes desolate) shall not pass away till all things Christ describe take place.

And I tell you brother we are that generation, the "this" Christ Speaks of is this generation. Surely I tell you all these shall take place in this generation. We are the last generation.

So my brother... you have started the race... strengthen what is weak in you and run the race. to the end.

For surely I saw a golden ring in the clouds of heaven and a white dove following therefore. Prepare for the coming of the Lord for the hour of our redemption is near..

So brother I dedicate this song to you and all Christains on Nairaland who is waiting for the coming of Our Lord Jesus Christ.

A Song Of Encouragement written by Olaleye Olusanya(Starlingslimnet)

Title: We Are Marching On To Zion

In His Power He Comes
In His Glory He Rise
Lift Up Your Heads And See Our King
Coming In The Clouds

Chorus

And With A Shout Of Joy,Mighty Voice
We Are Marching On To Zion
The Great City Of Our God

We Are Marching On Forward
We Are Growing Up In Grace
As One Body We Stand
In Jesus Our Lord

Chorus

And With A Shout Of Joy,Mighty Voice
We Are Marching On To Zion
The Great City Of Our God

Out Of Sheol They Come
Out Of Bonds They Are Loosed
Crying Out With A Mighty Voice
Death. Where Is Thy Sting?

Chorus

And With A Shout Of Joy,Mighty Voice
We Are Marching On To Zion
The Great City Of Our God

©2015

teeowl:
ok.. so he put a woma that can be bullied.

Just as Dora was bullied right?

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Pls am still looking for "chanji"

Bend over very well and check your asshole,you will find it there.

My sixth sense tells me the couple wanted to use the infants for ritual purposes in having their own babies. Legalised adoption will ensure relevant authority will monitor the growth of the adopted child,while the parents will be responsible for what happens negatively to the adopted child. But through this jungle means,no body will question them once they succeed.
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Chillypelly:
Reminds me of my burnt bugatti.

No!,I know you with your burnt helicopter. Perhaps that incident has caused you brain damage you now think it was just a mere and ordinary Buggati. In any case,sorry for your present negative mental imbalance.

Not until they begin to trek to Sambisia would I take them serious.

dhamstar:
So sad these people had to die.. May the Almighty Allah forgive them their sins and grant them alujana fidau.. So so sad...*sobs*

You dey craze!. You carry suya for mouth dey chop dey say sobs. Sobs ko zobo ni.

benuejosh:
what's "nwunye lot"?

Lot's wife in the bible. For love of property she looked back against God's warning and turned inro a pillar of salt.

benuejosh:
Please in case you want to shutdown their businesses. Let MTN Hold on to allow me make use of my remaining 9Gig subscription.

Chai! You be original "nwunye Lot".

khassy:
I dn d eye shoprite already >:+


Ilorin branch take note
we are coming

Guy thief dey your blood before. You are just waiting for an opportunity to strike and display your. natural talent.No forget say naija police different from S.A police. You know woraimin don't you?

Khalessi:
Orubebephobia:fear of losing an election...
Mamapissphobia:fear of speaking correct English...

Pissphobia and not mamapissphobia. I know about this over. 16 years ago.

Last chance to loot billions before may 29. Thank God the Mozambique guy had I.D card on him,otherwise Koro would have deliberately counted him as a Nigerian victim and lie that he has since compensated his family with several millions.

Sweetguy25:
Of course its possible even if leakages aren't blocked. It is just that some other expenditure will be ceased in make room for this new spending.

You answered wisely. The only problem in Nigeria is deliberate mismanagement and reckless sqiuandering facilitated by impunity.Once this vice is taken care of,then Buhari's financial assistance pledge is even so little. UK.Germany,France, ect ect have far less resources than us,but they still pay their citizens much more than what Buhari has promised. Luxembourg is not as big as even Ekiti state,yet their GDP is bigger than the whole of Africa combined. Comrade,the point I am driving at is if careless spending and stealing can be checkmated,an average Nigerian will always wake up to be sure of his meals in the next 3 years upfront without any panic.

Sweetguy25:
Its not possible and its silly.

First of all 5000 naira monthly with the current inflation rate and exchange rates makes no sense. It wont lift anyone out of poverty. Aside the economic costs, the logistics, arrangement and management burdens will be entirely overwhelming that at the end of the day, not more than 1 million people would be able to access the funds.
Nigeria won't be able to afford any social security programs in the next five years.

On the school feeding, I believe that the program won't be available to states with low poverty rates and high literacy rates. They won't need such a program in anambra, imo state or abia state. That will be their saving grace.

The only feasible way the federal government can raise the finance as fast as possible is if they sell their stakes in the various energy projects around the country. They would realise about 60 billion dollars instantly and they should ensure that the PIB is passed. If this is added to royalties and taxes, then the government can realize about 90 billion dollars by the end of the fiscal year in 2016. Even at that, the money is still too small.

And please Nigerians should understand that Nigeria is a poor country. Don't be fooled when you hear 90 billion dollars or 50 billion and then you think the money is enough to go round and solve all our problems. The budget of the Lagos state government alone should not be less than 5 trillion naira annually if we want to be serious about infrastructural and socioeconomic development.
The federal government budget of 4 trillion naira is not even enough to take care of all the federal universities in Nigeria talk much about taking care of the needs of 170 million people.

Nigerians ought to know about our problems better than we currently do.

If Nigeria's resources and economy is well managed,and all leakages blocked,can this project be possible?. Let us know.

That Chairman is a very big fraud and has benefitted immensely from Jonathan's government presiding in that sector. His major reason is that there are a lot of "FRAUDULENT" fees to be paid to some "SACRED" receivers before one can lift oil.He never in any way suggested how these thieves receiving all these pay this pay that would be dealt with. Buhari has since said that he will block all the leakages in the oil sector to achieve this. This chairman did not even comment on that. And from his voice,one can sense that he does not even wish that the price falls even if it is possible right now.

AlphaGentMan:
you mxt be mad ti castigate Nigeria dis way..

And you must be mad for castigating him for saying the whole truth.

ochejoseph:
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Honestly Buhari and the APC made many unrealistic promises in the lead up to the election!

Nigerians will hold him and the APC to their words as regards issues like 

1. 5000 naira social security project for the unemployed Young Nigerians

2. 24 hours power supply or 12000MW in 8 months 

3. Naira dollar parity or substantial appreciation 

4. Feeding project for pupils etc 

Oby my dear your analysis did not capture other critical components, statutory deductions and the revenue sharing formula (FG /States /LGA )
Revenue accruals is not like debit and credit. 


Whether or Not Buhari and the APC has the capacity to deliver on these promises ONLY TIME WILL TELL! 

For the sake of Nigeria I pray he succeeds 

May God Continue to Bless this great Nation!

You are actually praying that he fails,but he won't. Only serious leaders set a lot of high targets as this will make them strive to achieve them thereby helping them in curbing corruption.Those working with him knows his targets and the consequences if he fails considering his qualities and his integrity phenomenon. Asked Libyans if such worked under Gaddafi or not for nearly 4 decades.Yet the revenue was from oil alone.

Korrection:
T.B Joshua predicted it...can anyone remember here when he said a notable politician will die after the election....im not religious please dont bash me...just making a reminder...R.I.P Chukwumerije...

Stop beleiving in idiotic predictions.You too can make such predictions just like any other persons. In a country where almost everyone is a notable politician,some will definitely die periodically. It's like predicting that someone will die next week,does it make sense since people die everyday?. Call names or perfectly describe the personailty or events'places,actionS ect,then you are a true prophet.Many more would have died if there was political uprising on a large scale after the elections,then someone would say he predicted. So funny indeed!!!.

In Africa,people never rest and there is nothing like Rest In Peace (R.I.P). When they die,they continue to work as ancestors,receiving salaries in the form of goats,yams, ect as sacrifice. Na waoo!!!

Chai.!!! And I dey inside plane now now dey run comot from South Africa. Where our plane go land now?.

kodded:
Mtchewwwww


They should start with tinibu, obasanjo and atiku


Then I will be convinced that they will fight corruption and not this useless stunt to trick gullible nigerians




Unfortunately their zombie followers will believe it as usual .......smh......

Wow you just read my mind right now .....but unfortunately their blind supporters will believe this news

Don't worry. Very soon you won't have to only beleive
Such stories but you will also be a sincere broadcaster of it. After mama peace prepare Akpu and ogbolo soup for Jonathan,your job will be to help her take it to Kiriki. Then you won't have to wait to believe the story as you will spread what you see at kiriki all over the sea,mountain and all over Nigeria. Just calm down,you will soon beg people to believe.

Built2last:
Abeg, clike like if you had a dirty mind like me and rushed to open thread. All liars shall go to.........?

Heaven because God forgives all sins.

Flets:
Posterity will judge GEJ fairly.

Providence brought you this far sir, Congrats for writing your name in gold.

Your best wishes for this country was never hidden as we saw in your achievements in almost all sectors, roads, bridges, railways, agriculture, automobile, alamajiri schools, new universities, fertilizer and ghost worker scam elimination, freedom of press, FOI, free and fair elections, power sector.....etc

Even until late, you kept Nigeria first and saved Nigeria from impending anarchy that could have trailed a tribunal or election rejection even when you could.

You were not as forceful as Nigerians wished because of our years of military rule. We lacked patience to see your policies come into tangible fruition. You were grossly misunderstood and propaganda from the opposition camp fuelled the government apathy of the impatient populace.

I will always maintain that you are Nigeria's best president. We were few months away from implementing the confab report that would have enthroned true federalism which would have set us on the path of recovery and greatness.

I am certain posterity will judge you fairly. Through all the insults, you never reacted. You gave all freedom like we've never seen before.

IF WE MUST PRACTICE DEMOCRACY, YOU ARE THE TEMPLATE.

I don't think you lost this election, you are just a victim of a sectional majority and Nigeria actually lost you instead.

I know we Nigerians are an impatient lot with unachievable high hopes for the incoming government. In few months time, after our hopes have been met with reality. ... then we shall sing your praises.

Whenever the history of this country will be written, your section will be in gold.

Go with your head up high, even you opponents would not have taken the step you took on this journey.

You remain my HERO.

It's either your are mad or you are a thief that benefited from this government in one way or the other.God will punish people with this same mentality like you hugely.I think there are two Nigeria,one for the real Nigerians,the poor masses under serious sufferation due to magnanimous failure in all sectors,and another Nigeria for looters of her treasury and commonwealth.God will punish anyone praising this government a million times.

loksman:
your ignorance is mind blowing!

My brother de eBa Wey dey my hand fall commot because of that guys's ignorance.Abeg soup dey my hand,before I chop finish,help me educate about the reasons why we are into economic mess and that Buhari would not run elitist government that ruins the economy.

Exhibition of their traditional barbaric sub-human nature.

Bonapart:
Let God be the judge. And know how you refer to men of God. My own penny though

Are you a man of Satan?,if they are men of God. Did Jesus not ask them not to lay treasures on earth? You are as gullible and as brainwashed as charged.