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Sai!!! Buhari until Satan himself personally kneel down and beg Jonathan to teach him how to lie and deceive. |
Nigerian Ladies?,this one na handsome guy to them ooo. Even if a man has three heads in one and has only 10k,Nigerian girls go rush am.This guy only has just two in one una dey talk. |
I just spoke with an American scientist friend of mine who is also a medical Doctor. He says that it will be difficult for the card reader to the finger prints of people who eat kolanut a lot. Again the card reader is also allergic to people with so much carbonhydrate in their system.This is frigthening indeed. |
[quote author=ladon1 post=31329692]Materialism ? Hey watch it! It is a deadly sin that slowly turns away the heart of one that follows God into running after the flashy things of tgis world and you all know what?Materialism can never be satisfied The desire to own more and more keeps growing if not checked on time. The truth is that this vanities of 10m in another 20 years would have passed away and by then no body wants that your car that once cost you 10m cos it has passed away. 70% money could well have been spent to solve the problems of the poor. Materialism leads to greed and greed to covetiousness and on and on. One of the major evil that hss destroyed our nation Nigeria is materialism. Everyone aspiring to go into government is doing it for just one reason. Acquire money and material poccession. Unfortunately the church which is suppose to be the light of the world is the number one culprit. Has this pastors ever preached godliness with contempt? I doubt. You made absolute sense. This is the only reason why non Jewish Christian pastors made tithing a "MUST" even when Jesus himself and the apostles whom we were directed by the bible to emulate intoto did not pay because they disassociated themselves from the Judaists who paid and received it.They question these fraudulent pastors deliberately refuse to answer is If early Christians worshipped together with the people who practised Judaism where tithes were paid and received.They deliberately fail to teach their congregants that Paul who hitherto paid tithes stopped paying as soon as he received Christ and became born again.They deliberately refuse to teach their gullible followers that Malachi 3:10 was in existence when Paul through the inspiration of God replaced it with freewill giving for those who have and not for those who have not.They deliberately refuse to tell them why Paul stopped paying tithe when he became a Christian. They deliberately refuse to tell them clearly if or not Jesus and the apostles and. The Christian converts who did not pay tithe robbed God.Would God allow someone who robbed him to write over 70% of the gospel?.Would God allow someone who Rob him in tithe and offering heal the sick,raise the dead and perform other miracles like the apostles did.How many of today's pastors can perform miracles like the non tithe paying and receiving apostles did?. Bottom line is as long as followers remain gullible,thieves who call themselves men of God as if others are men of Satan will continue to amass great wealths,buy jets,ride big cars,sleep with young classy ladies ect.. |
[quote author=clevvermind post=31345628]public administrator indeed. You want to tell me now that you have not called Jonathan clueless or drunkard before? Please, let ffk continue what he knows how to do best. Ok.[/quote You and your likes sound so much like troglodytes.Common people on street can call political office holders names but it doesn't get to them directly.Who has called Jonathan names directly as an elite?.A public figure should not stand in public and be casting aspersions and mudslingings at a man who has been a head of state and still very much relevant in the society.That's the point. Buhari has a wife,but she has never commented against Jonathan.Please degradation is so much in the land and our ethics lost.it is highly mysterious that a first lady who should be in the frontline of correction is teaching young children bad and dirty anti social habits.She just have to apologise to Buhari because Buhari never insulted her for once. Please what is bad is bad.it is disheartening having such woman as a president's wife.This behaviour has clearly and rightly justified Buhari's call for the office of the first lady to be scrapped.We just can't afford political thugs as leaders any further.The war against indiscipline must start with them. |
Please is it true that asides being so corrupt that Jonathan also has very weak ERECTION?. I just returned from Equatorial Guinea and don't really know much about Nigeria for now.Please somebody confirm this to me. |
All Lai said are true. Just yesterday I watched people on TV selling their PVCs for 15k each. So my question is who are the buyers of these PVCs? It is practically impossible that the opposition can encourage such.it is clear Jega was almost sacked but for the opposition's outcry which forced Jonathan into changing his mind and yer hatching other plots.in a weeks time,we will begin to witness successful and failed plans of the PDP. |
This Buhari seem to be far more intelligent than the whole of PDP combined.They spend Billions campaigning with no effect,but this man tweeting from a free server from an unknown destination is actually winning the war.This is simply amazing that I hadly could believe it.if this man can apply same frugality on our economy, even Singaporians will beg for job here. |
justiceman:Opposition leaders are the reason behind Nigerias refineries that are not working!. Adamu Muazu |
Holudamsel:It is funny because he is the same slowpoke wishing Buhari death,trying to gives Nigerians the impression that Buhari would die within a few weeks.I am quite sure this idiot never received any death threaths,he is merely raising false alarms which is seriously habitual of him. |
My name is Jonathan.A few years back when I was driving Kabu kabu my plate number was "419".My colleagues decided to call me 419 instead of Jonathan.After the subsidy scam,they went back to calling me Jonathan stating that the name Jonathan is far worse than 419.Then I told them that my own jonathan is quite different from the one that angered them,and they said sorry is my name for sharing names with him.Now I want to apply for change of name.Please advise me on the name to assume now. |
Eeem.. Please am observing and reading this particular thread from Panya,a state in Equitorial Guinea. Eeem.... I noticed that no single Gejite/Tanoid who enjoy insulting and abusing even peaceful foreigners are commenting. Eeem...did industrial sewing machines pass through their mouths?. Eeem.. can somebody please call them to eeeem...give another meaning to the word"rigging". Please I am waiting with so much interest. |
"OTUOKE" in my language means "RAT's VAGINA",what about you?. What does it mean in your own language?. , |
Obama once wondered why Buhari has the support of over 80% Nigerians despite the fact that he heard Buhari is an unrepentant former military dictator.His P.A simply told him that Nigerians complain bitterly about unprecedented corruption in the land,and they went back to their history book and realised that only Buhari can fix it.Strong evidences are also beginning to come out about the PDP states governors only being interested in winning their states and secretly canvassing for Buhari underneath.People of Ekiti and Kwara and Ondo states have vowed never to vote for GEJ nor PDP on federal levels.Every single kobo the PDP has spent in those sates is now a complete waste.Oyo,Lagos,Ogun,Edo.Kogi, are all landslides for GMB.My question is in which states will GEJ garner the votes to retain his office without electoral malpractice? |
You are very silly not to have listed Borno State.Haven't you heard of the Caliphate if you pretend you have not read about it.Borno is where you should visit right now so that your historian instinct will be practicalised. By answering each an every one,you have not just proven you are a bloody Nigerian,but a sturrborn one at it.Don't reply me,just follow my instruction. |
Na so |
shortgun:That is equally correct. Only you and I know that it is our national commission.So how do you specify the exact country since most countries do have Independent Electoral Commissions?.A lot of people fail to realise that Buhari speaks good english and well articulated and talks sensibly.What I like about him is his composure when granting interviews,takes his questions slow and steady. |
Whether na Innoson or Inodaughter,Proforce or Procivilian,we know wan hear say Bokoharam still dey after this remaining 5weeks. 1week is already gone.My only worry is that once the government can't be able to flush these guys within the promised timeline,they will start pointing accusing fingers to APC,Niger,Chad and Cameroon.They may even say Buhari paid them to withdraw their troops.From the look of things,this is what is most likely going to happen. |
drnairalov:That's one of the disadvantages of being an "OGBANJE". Sometimes your leaders will take you under water and by the time you return to land you miss the date altogether.If your parents can pay me,I will cure you of it because I know where and how to get the materials to perform rituals for your deliverance. |
maestroferddi:o others. I think you are equally clueless.How will just calling somebody a thief serve as deterrent to others?. Supposing you thief now,then people just call you a thief and yet you walk around with impunity,how will that serve as deterrent to others?. Is a PHD holder a match for a professor? So |
Zuria:Guy,abeg na which party Benue pple dey support?.Me I dey panic oo,I no wan make PDP lose because na we dem dey use do oil bunkering for creek. Abeg which party strong for Benue for presidential level?.Abeg make I know. |
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klem93:Yes!,I studied zoology in Bayelsa state University and GEJ has just employed me to produce just 2 pieces of ATOMIC bombs to wipe away bokoharam like Hiroshima and Nagasaki.I have just finished manufacturing the first and would start manufacturing the second on monday.There is hope broda ,I will help GEJ clear Bokoharam. |
Chai!,this new church wey I just open,LOOTERS TRANSFORMATION CHURCH of CHRIST(LTCC) I dey pray oo make oga GEJ visit us too.I don tell my followers to enter fasting and praying so hin visit go reach us.Dey no swear for me now,private jet no be taboo for my church and as e be new church,we need to grow financially too. |
Flets:I don mess for you,you go soon hear dey smell. |
Flets: |
Yoruba people don't flush their toilets.They leave shit for as many days as possible and they are just ok with it.It doesn't irritate them.it doesn't smell to them.Their women shit right inside their shops,most shit inside nylon bags and keep it like it is a useful parcel.The Ondo people you mentioned don't even behave like the yorubas,I have beento almost all the local governments there.They have a life style quite different from the typical yorubas in Oyo,Osun or Ogun. Even their food is quite different.You spend all your life in most areas without seeing Amala. |
wakacome:Oh boy you just mentioned "Rats Vagina" when you wrote OTUOKE. Did Jonathan come from Rat's Vagina? Abeg clear me oo before I send this information to CNN. Wahali na dis one APC go take finish am. |
loomer:China or Dubai. Abi which one you chose?. |
OgologoDimkpa:Even though hungry and NEPA bill kill your family finish abi?-GEJ till una die finish, Whatever. |
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? Hey watch it! It is a deadly sin that slowly turns away the heart of one that follows God into running after the flashy things of tgis world and you all know what?
, how come I am not seeing any polling boots outside? Pls why??