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HolyHero:
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN.
THE CALL,
When America saw the killing in the north in 2011 just because GEJ won the presidential election, they predicted the disintegration of Nigeria in 2015 knowing that there would be another presidential election and GEJ will again win and the war will begin.
2015 came, they heard and interpreted the Dogs and Baboons soaking in blood statement. America got prepared, they waited in Ghana and observe the happenings the world tuned their ears listening for the sound of bombs and watched expecting the first attack.
The "clock stood still" tension walked through the cities, terror became neighbours, everybody became a suspect.
He remembered the prediction, he remembered the threat, he also remembered the action in 2011.
He asked himself, is my political ambition worth the blood of any man?
The phone resting on the table
Results on cable
Jega's voice not stable
States still calling
Results still coming
Tension keep building
Prediction drawing near
Threat on alert.
He remembered you!!!!
Your importance to your family
Your value to the society
Your hope for the future.
He thought of a way out of this impending secretly organised war.
Just then, he picked his phone
He dialled a number
He said congratulations
And:
America's prediction failed
Buhari's threat failed
He uphold the peace
He uphold ONE Nigeria
The CALL wasn't because he lost
The CALL was for you to live
And YOU are still alive after 365days.
Please, appreciate him and say ....
THANK YOU SIR

kaen1317:
Somebody is looking for soft landing

firstolalekan:
If I denounce my religion today, Christianity is the LAST religion I can think joining,
It's such a joke of a religion. Very confused sets of people.
Even within them, they never agree with each other's doctrines.
They have the most different denominations within them with very different believes. They use several types of bible
(Jehova withness, Catholic, deeper life, olumbaolumba etc) different interpretations in those bibles.
In my opinion, John is a deluded drunkard, king James committee members are all confused drunkards.
The other day, I was fooling with a Jehova withness and a deeper members that came to my house to preach, I so confused them with different questions and they all made mess of themselves. They became so confused, they disagreed and agued with each other.
At the end of the day, they left my house in shame.

chocolateme:
sir since you are here to show your expertise as a fault finder and to display your poise in English language, it would be placed in the history of Nairaland that you came, you took, you conquered and as long as i am concerned, your continuous reply will be appreciated. Its my thread, it still made sense to others. So what is it gonna be? Waiting for your humble reply sisi.the

chocolateme:
tnx sweetheart for your stated career biography, observed. Now for one obvious reason or the other, you still refused to read the post as others, jumped and passed but you chose to show yourself.. does it even make sense at all? No.. you just felt like seeking for attention even when you are 5 years into a job.

Well here for you.. the earlier we learn to mind our businesses and ignore certain posts that makes no sense to us, the better for us here.
So thanks for everything and your sweet contributions to my thread tnx.

chocolateme:
congratulations on your assumptions but basically you can pm me so i can give you a job because i am recruiting focused and goal oriented mindset to come and work for me. You can pm me so i get your cv and check u out too.
You feel so excited to type this because your IQ is so low even for a smartass.

Little children of nowadays taking everything they read on internet so personal and worst f all "LITERALLY"

Improve on your self esteem and stay positive dear..
Truly.. it me chocolateme and check somewhere around my posts and you will find my digits so you can drive your curiosity home by doing your little P.I.

chocolateme:
Lets say you earn 90k per month in your job even though you hardly find peace, rest of mind and motivation or even passion for the job, then another opportunity comes where you found out that all you ever wanted in keeping up with the pace is in it only that they will be paying you 80k. Thats 10k less of the current one but there are big opportunities of getting promoted as you put more effort in the job.
Will you take take the latter or go ahead with the former?

crown247:
The new law should be exported from Ekiti state to other parts of southern Nigeria especially my own state Enugu where the menace of the herdsmen are on the increase and the state governor seems to weak to proffer any solution to tackle or put a stop to the continues killings of his own people rather than shedding crocodile tears anytime such massacre occurs. Some one should tell governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi not to rely solely on the FG in protecting the good people of Enugu State, he should look inward and possibly imitate what Fayose has boldly and courageously done. Governor Ugwuanyi should stop acting like woman, his frequent tears wont save nor protect his people he needs to act like a man. my heart bleeds for my people whose been governed by a weak element

aribisala0:
Please show where the constitution gives UNFETTERED access to ANY part of the country.

Chapter and verse please.
Also what is the basis for it " can only be stopped by FEDERAL legislation" Where do you get that from?

How is it different from legislation banning okadas in Lagos which by the way was unsuccessfully challenged. Do not okada riders have unfettered access?

yahrant140:
try harder! people are not falling for cheap propaganda anymore....

AroOkigbo:
Just because they came hard on this current inept government within the week?

APC truly can't stand criticism
smh

Jirate:
When will thieves learn to say the truth, you stole the money because you are a theif, not because of what the money was meant for, period.

autolearner:
My Pastor Would Always Say, If It Is Not in the Bible, DO NOT follow it!

Once there is a biblical backing for this, then it's good. But so far, i have not found one!


Id*&#s who call themselves pastors in a bid to tell this new (#artnotNudity) generation what they want to hear and fleece them will go to any length to twist and turn the bible. Reminds me of a time when an ex told me she'd like to be a muse for a topless shoot. I simply told her to walk and never look back. We can't abound in sin and ask for grace to continue.



These verses of the bible sums it all up;

2 Timothy 4:3-4

3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
4 And they shall turn away [their] ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.


2 Peter 2:1-3

1. But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
2. And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.
3. And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.

abobakucannibal:
Just imagine.Which hatred pass this one?i don't know why Yorubas hate the ijaws and the Igbos so much.Chai,nawaoh.....

ManTiger:
See rubbish, coming from a typical Nigerian craze man. What sort of rubbish is this. You were caught with joystick dangling an you're shouting blackmail. The man is crazy.

Sugarhugs:
No brain.

globe16:
omenka now you have realized Buhari has pulled Nigerians into the doldrums from where GEJ left it but yet GEJ wasn't an option? Upside down logic... Funny are are also asking for suggestions for a braindead government..

Opistorincos:
No matter what the girl did to the man, he shouldn't have gone this far, now he will have to live the rest of his life in jail