₦airaland Forum

Lols.....There is no better place for comic relief than Nairaland. sometimes you don't even whether to cry or laugh. Chei!!!.
Back to the topic: I would rather we send some people who know how to ride brooms to travel by night so they could consult President Mitchell of West Germany and confirm all if all these submissions of Mr Liar are actually true.

I bless God for you. His name be praised.

Hahahahaha... Thank God am obsessed with checking my balance almost every half hour! if my card miss peren like this ehn, sharpally I done move my money. To another bank account before I even think of reporting . Oya carry my card dey go.

sammyj:
NASS paid themselves N9 Billion when civil servants and pensioners are dying in hunger. Hope one day the masses will not turn against this fat B*stards called leaders. I smell revolution very soon. !!!

This is the time for this madness to stop. If we don't do it, nobody will. Many pensioners are dying daily without their sweat being compensated. Many hard-working Nigerian civil servants are owed months in salaries and paltry sums as allowances yet they have dependants who need the monies. Here we are! 9billion clothes allowance to 'sin'ators. Are we waiting for the Americans or the west to come and liberate us from self imposed and tolerated wanton waste of common wealth by privileged few? Time to act is now!!!

Interesting. If it's rape as alleged, then it serves him right. They could have threatened the gal into giving bj which she pretended to play along with until she had the opportunity to do damage and phew....the lid is off . What if she had a seizure while giving him head and unfortunately, the deed was done? Possibilities though. Head or tail, he's glandless and perhaps this may be a novel treatment to curb untamed libido. I wish him luck in his future escapades.

luvmijeje:
Someone should tell our honourable thieves they were elected to serve the people. The country is facing economic downturn and we all need everyone to sacrifice his/her pocket for the sake of this country.

You dey mind the thief? He and. His lots should even be happy that what we call for is pay-cut. There are a thousand and one Nigerians willing to do his job FREE should he resign or return the mandate given to him to serve. What's he ranting about? Let him go and take chill pill joor.

IDEKEALUMONA:
Oil barons hijacked power from a drug baron?

who will believe this crap from Tinubu's newspaper?
Tinubu should spare us this nonsense and accept defeat in good faith. Imagine Tinubu installing people at the National Assembly leadership to help Buhari fight corruption,it's just like Shekau nominating service chiefs and installing military commanders to fight boko haram. If Buhari's anti corruption war is fought without fear or favour, I am sure Tinubu will not get anything less than a death sentence.

This is truth and nothing but the truth.

These people are stupid. Bad losers they are! Can't they handle this like matured adults? Why throw tantrums all over the place like kids? It's not a must for them to be there. They can as well resign their membership and go lord it over their respective families, mumucious undistinguished nitwits.

The president should reverse the death sentence on the mutinous soldiers, discharge them, investigate and appropriately punish (including demoting) senoir officers involved in suffering these innocent footmen of the force. You can't talk of discipline without justice, fairness and equity.

Like they have any other choice.

Useless boys. Hope they gave them 'maximum shishi' for breakfast! God punish them four times and over.

Am 100% with you on this. More power to your elbow man.

Punish them? Very laughable. You 'Tambuwal' PDP in the seventh assembly and the 'Saraki'ed you in the eighth. Amnesia is a strong thing in our comity. What is good for the geese nko......

MrP7:
This IGP is losing respect asap if this is true.
He should also look into underage kids voting in the north, nigerian politic parties messing up since 1960
I believe in being fair to every party

I just hope all this is not 'ophthalmology' to please his pay masters. Tranfering an IPO who invited for questioning APC's Chairman Oyegun over an allegation of forging death certificate of a candidate is a case to remember.

spencekat:
Sodom loading...If na true God go punish them.

Why wait for God? We should devise a way of punishing them. Afterall, they live in our towns and cities. Useless, senile, undistinguished he-goats.

The speedometer! Anything less than 260 no dey attract me

doublewisdom:
Even after she has left Aso rock, she still gives her haters sleepless nights.
Ijaw wonder!

Some peeps can't just stop being obsessed with the woman and her family!!! I can count the number of times they've mentioned the 'gallant' mother they now have on the throne but PEJ can't leave their lips. O ga oooo. Anyway 2Face talk am - if nobody talks about you, then you're nobody'. I wish they cud start talking abt me too more than they do now

Whether you people like it or not, he's in the class of ex-presidents all over the world. His salaries are going to take care of him and his family till he dies. He's recognised all over the world and how he's seen is a matter of personal opinion. We have seen him, his performance, his successes and flaws. We have an 'angel' on the throne now. Let's see if he'll be this revered and loved in months to come. Then we'll compare note and see what 'shenji' we have left. To those saying he left Abuja to Otuoke, where would he have returned to even if he won second term? Where's OBJ? Babangida and Abdusallam? Shagari nko? Iranu abasha!!! Ko soro n beyen.

Emphany:
Its so annoying when so many especially christians see Buhari as their omini. No... Tell him to come and probe church members too.

You dey mind them? Very disgraceful set of jealous, petty and poor fellas.

Firefire:
WELCOME BACK MADAM,

We thank God for your life.

I rejoice with them. Those who entered that villa since 1999 come out with one of the pair missing bt here they are, intact. God be blessed.

UnknownT:
Ogun state is gradually becoming or has become something else crime wise

Lagos has been made uncomfortable for criminals and they naturally drifted to the next adjoining state. Drastic measured should be taken to dissuade them from thinking Ogun state is safe haven for their ilks.

Is this a recent event? I've seen that 4th pix earlier this year except. That that guy in cap wears that and poses like that at every event. Finally rephrasing someone in earlier post, no be only 'storm', why not 'tornado'?

Hahahahahahahaha......don't even know how to laugh. This is serious. To say he is demoralised would be an understatement. He feels like strangulating someone right now and wise cameraman- stood afar before clicking that knob to avoid transfer of aggression and story that touches.

Moana:
What did he intend on feeding a new born baby with if he had taken her away from the mother?

Ritual thing or selling the baby could probably be what he had in mind. So heartless a man.

This is unfortunate. So how have these people benefited from having oil? More like a curse to me because what derives from there is being shared and used to develop other places while there's little or nothing to show in their areas other than destruction/dilapidation. Very sad indeed.

Look woman, I don't give a damn abt your fight with presidency or PDP.

I will only believe him if he's able to show me the 'devil' he claimed led him to this, otherwise, let him be locked up for life among gays who would sodomise him thousands of times daily preparatory to cancer of the anus. [b][/b]

Dyt:
This looks so much like blackmail
Typical

Would you fall for this kind of 'blackmail'? Why would she get so compromised and perverted to the extent of doing what that picture suggests on another human being?

I will only believe him if he's able to show me the 'devil' he claimed led him to this, otherwise, let him be locked up for life among gays who would sodomise him thousands of times daily preparatory to cancer of the anus. Iddddiiiiiiiooooootttt.

He had thought everyone's memory span is 2mins. Very convenient of him to start yarning dust just because things now appear greener on the other side. So much for 'yeyebrity'!

Someone posted a useful link earlier to report police atrocities. It will be appreciated if we can have it posted every time this kind of rubbish happens so that people can see it and make use of it. No one will liberate us if we don't do our part of reporting these animals in uniform. Human rights activists should ensure this is followed through and not swept under the carpet. It's becoming too common for comfort jare. Why should female detainees be object of exploitation by these rogues with pot bellies in black? Very wicked set of vermin! You report case at station, na gbege. Them report you, na wahala. You are stranded and seek refuge for the night at any of their indecent and cursed altars called station, na goodbye be that. Haba!!! And to think that they are paid by people's tax.

fashoo2010:
On what basis.....some of this governors just open their mouth to utter whatever come into their mouth...

For one, they claim the south has the north as mainland and as such, by some international 'nautical' convention, the resources in south is north's. The false air of 'dominance' the north thinks it has over the south which hitherto remains unchallenged emboldens them to yarn opata however nauseating, stupid and provocative it may sound. With their son now about to mount saddle of leadership, they feel they have arrived and so we should kiss their ass. I believe we are not yet out of the woods and we should expect more of these their taunts. Yeye dey smell!