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U dey kip us 4 suspense o o, we still dey wait!

finale is Ready !!

Episode 39

Mgoat don come with another hit oo. Yeee..

All this while , mgoat was smiling and continued in the nut, got silly nursery rhymes he called a song.. like WTF, are we in food and nutrition class. So all my wahala and the troubles i suffered was to see one nigga sing baby my yoghurt.
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Haa, nice one... spiritual.. oya mgoat enter booth.enter booth
Boo how you see am ....
Hmmn.. me ... i said ,
Yes now, you dey feel the song
Yes ... haa nice one
You see. You see !!!!!,, i tell u say na hit....
Yes ...

Oya mgoat... oya go bust am.. ginger...

I could see kode smiling and ` Yimuing to mgoat. Apparently dissatisfied with his performance.just like I was too.

he better by done with this shit and let us head home...

A message entered my phone and it was reminder of the assignment tomorrow....immediately i read it, the phone died

. By this time , it was already 8 pm.i had almost forgotten about tomorrows assignment... The main reason i was actually in Lagos
.....God no go allow this guy ruin my life oooo..


Everything on my mind was going home at this moment.. ..let him just be done ..

Episode 38

Oya baby

Eh... the producer joined in as mgoat seemed finally ready to drop some bars.

Baby Succulent

Baby Succulent

You be yoghurt oooo....

Eh ... yoghurt yoghurt ... jaguar shouted at d top of voice as he backed up.

Baby u be my yoghurt oo
Na only u i got oooo i got i got i got oo
But before i forgot forgot oo
Anyone wey wan come btw us na with broom we chase dem comot oooo.

Oya u be my yoghurt
I go lick u like yoghurt
Oh no i dont mean doughnut
My body strong like coconut
I dey up me i no be groundnut
I go nourish your body like carrot...

Wow ...wow ...jaguar did not let him complete the freestyle as he sat there, clapping and hailing mgoat..

Episode 37

Normal normal...tujaguar replied
Yes naw....

I was also confused by what he meant by normal normal.

Haa..we no con get for here now ooo....kode...
Yes sir
Mgoat, give kode money make he go sharparly arrange am...


Mgoat brought out another money in the sum of one thousand naira and gave it to tujaguar apprentice.Kodekeys to apparently get the " " normal normal..."

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Hmmn Mgoat,....na u... radius stated as he took the last puff of the cigarette.

Haa. Baba na your footsteps we dey follow oooo.....

And quickly while Kode was away, tujaguuar finished all neccesary work on radius verse which he came to feature in and he left.

Not long after he left, kode came in, with a black nylon. There in, was three origin bottles and another stuff rolled in a newspaper with two packets of cigarette.Mgoat handed him one and also offered jaguar one also, which he refused. As expected, he didnt even bother to offer as he tore open d cigar packet.

And gbam, the beat rolled in as mgoat puffed the cigar and gulped down the origin.. the beat was banging with a lot of kicks and snares ...
i was also feeling the beat too..


Yea... yea... mgoat started.....

The producer and guitarist were swaying as the beat played..

Yea ,,, its mgoat... yea...









For like the 1st minute of the beat, mgoat was still , yea yea yea....

RaDaZaBaNa:
classCaptain

coming !!!

Chanchit:
E be like say Classcaptain sef dey go studio pass us,cos the kyn artist plight weh the guy the describe it takes person weh dey inside the struggle to know.

I got a surprise announcement before the finale !!!!! watch out !!!!

Episode 36

Ehn

On set, she do well, they twist her yansh, .... i dey smack her yansh ,, they press her on set,,I dey enjoy .She dey twist am on me, dey whine and twerk.So after d video naa. I meet her make we continue with wetin we do on set.

Ehn... bad guy ..wetin con happen

She no gree oo.I even think say na money, i no fit allow her yansh go like that, i say i go pay her 25 k.. she no still gree

Haha

I sha wan use rough play tear am that time, but na slap she slap me ooo

Yee

Con add sey she no fit date ordinary..na so she put am oo ordinary upcoming artist like me

Choi

Na so she no allow me f her ooo

Choi boy we must blow ooo

Haa wetin we go do, Person wey see us they smooch and as she dey twerk on me 4 insyd video go think says i go Bleep am, dem no sabi sey na 40k i waste with the 3 mins twerking she just do for the video. Na one person 4 month salary be that.

At this point, i could not help but giggle .. as kodekeys was also smiing hard at his corner.

Lol boo sef na laugh..
Haa bro u dey laff. He go better... na story all dis one go be later
Na so baba.. but why she con..

We heard footsteps ourside.Tujaguar was back and had apparently,filled the gen with fuel while we talked and he listened on outside.


Lol .see as the girl yeye radius....i no fit laugh po
Lol jaguar....so u dey even hear us. When u reach.
Yes naw.. i don dey outside since, i bin dey pour fuel..lugh don almost kill me die
Haha na so we see am ..
Mgoat ..how far nah.....
Jaguar jaguar..

Bro.....he greeted me
Hi ...
Hmmn radius, jaguar, kode na my brother, boo be this..... mgoat said
Haha your blood brother..
Lol na my brother sha.... wetin happen
E no resemble u ni. See as hin quiet
No mind am jare. He still dey form ni.. quiet ke


All i could do was smile.

Mgoat. Shey u don ready..
Sure
Tor abeg i no want make dey cut and cut ooo
Haha old things are pass away
No be u.. na u dey always talk..
Haha i promise this time i go record at one take, no cut cut,
I pray so,.the last time na 14 takes we do on top one song oooo. U sha see say radius dey here and two other artist still dey come plus na even small fuel'i buy self . So e go pay u if u roll am once and we no do cut cut..
Sure sure promise.
Tho kode , abeg help me connect the recorder and play that mgoat beat, make he first flow makr we see

Wait wait. Now jaguar, .how far normal normal naw.
Y

Episode 35

Kodekeys ...how far naw..
Fyn boss. Tujaguar said he is on his way
Okay mr guitarist...... .So as i was saying mgoat. Even naw sef i gats pay people for endtime fm like 30 k for radio plays.. i gats promote am , djs, clubs., no be joke oo bruv

baba na you... help my career small naa..

Lol .....no whine me jare.'we just dey hussle am ni...Make one label just sign person naw

Lol..God go do am... soon

Amen... we don suffer too much.

we go blow soon like bokoharam

Lol ( general laughter )



Hahaa
Dats it my brother

All this money na apart from d models money oo.
Mtcheww. Those bastards model ...
Hahaa wetin happen
Me i no go rent models for this last video. I just holla like three hairdressing salons for my hood, talk with dem owners and give them small cash make dem help me reason theiir beautiful customers for my video shoot.

Ehn
See u , time no day naw. I also gave body cream sellers and hair dressers to paste the advert and leaflet in their shops and any interested lady with d requirements will always show up.

Ehn..what about the money

Money??

Yes money to pay dem now

Haha see u , me wey i go don pkg for poster with chains, gold and everything.. Most of dese ladies are cheap jare. Ordinary appearing in a music video sef is enough for them .. afterall, dem go chop suya and drink wine in red cups at the video shoot nd we go show their face for d whole world . that one no do dem ??


( general laughter)

Why u con stop to dey use models gan gan
O boy forget that side jare
Abeg radius i wan know jare .. abeg
Na one model Bleep up , u no dat safarigirl model
Ohh that one wey everybody dey use, wey get yansh like this

Ehn wey dey dance for every video

Yes

So me and my former manager ,

Mushack

Yes ....we arranged with d babe and she gree 50k plus she helped us to get 4 more girls like that..

Episode 34


5 40 pm



Eh eh ok ...i go wait
Ok now...
Oya ...Radius baba.
Na me be that
Radius baba
Mgoat u wan start whining abi...
How far that your video shoot now, radius ..
Omo we don shoot am...
Ehn when
Like last two weeks, tried to connect u but your line wasnt going thru, tujaaguar sef dey dere

Ehn, how much the pkg con be now..

Baba no be small money , na 1.5 the director collect ooo

Choi....1.5

See you, minus costumes, car wey we rent , location , na hotel we use oga mi o. We paid almost a 60k for a day`s shoot.

Chai .omo... But una never release am sha.

release ke ?? Not yet oo ... Mgoat, video release and promo no be beans like that oo . Infact ,am still owning 750 000 that i collected as loan from GTB... Guy she u fit believe say Na my papa house i use to do collateral ooo

Lol ... you no mean am..

I swear, i borrow 150 k from one cooperative society,, even that my car


That nissan ... white one ....wey u dey always use cruise

Yes that one, I sell am join faa.

Choi..

Haaa.. baba .. na neccesary sacrifice naw. To make am for the industry no be beans. Iyanya sell him car, he blow, kunle afolayan sell him car, he blow.. so who am i to complain .

Hmnn

Na true naw, talent alone no fit do am .... Davido dey drop today , wizkid drop tomorrow...


They were still talking when a young man walked in and greeted them both ..

Episode 33

5 30 pm ( THE BEGINNING OF THE END)

Immediately we opened the door, very thick smoke from inside the studio clouded my face. i could not but cough as the smoke entered into my nostrils .as i maneuvered my way in.

Heeee. Mgoat Baba nla...``` . A thick voice roared from inside .the voice came from a young guy in Yellow shirt and Green Beret .... He held a canned origin in one hand and puffed from his cigarret in the other hand.

hey oga mi... He stood as he and mgoat exchanged hands and hugged each other ..

Hey bro ... it was the thick voice guy again. ..This time ,his greetings was directed at me.

Hi ... i responded.and nodded in respect.

Sit down now.. He beckoned on me ,pointing to the three seater in the room.

The room was littered with origin bottles and ruffled papers. The wall was not spared as different potraits of Fela , Bobmarley, Skales and 2face na hin i bin sight for the wall. Different musical instruments was also seen on the floor including the gigantic recorder and mixer.Hmmn this should be interesting..... i thought to myself.

Baba long time... Mgoat greeted the guy as he balanced on a nearby stool.
Lol,na u i suppose dey tell long time naw...
Ehnn.. u come record abi
Hmmmn not exactly, just to put a verse for one of my guys song
Oh okay...where Tujaaguar con dey.
He went to buy petrol outside ...

Will try and finish up today because my sub go finish tonight.