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PoliticsRe: Ugwuanyi Approves Creation Of Ndioke Ibagwa-Aka Autonomous Community by claudiofaceoff: 11:42am On Aug 20, 2022
Everywhere in ala Igbo you must find autonomous communities.

Even this new one being created will end up giving birth to more autonomous communities.
AgricultureHow Many Kg Of Beans Flour In Mudu And Paint Bucket by claudiofaceoff(op): 10:47am On Aug 15, 2022
Please, does anyone here know how many kg of beans Flour that can be gotten from a mudu and paint bucket when milled into flour?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Disqualification: Beauty’ll Work On Managing Emotions – Brother by claudiofaceoff: 3:40pm On Aug 08, 2022
He is a shameless brother. Don't be surprised that the girl in question is the one funding his living. When you see a weak senior brother like this know that his type are the ones who run to their younger sister for house rent when landlord comes knocking. So what do you expect? He has to secure the finger that is feeding him.



czarr:
Someone fingered your sister, "felt" her wetness, sucked her boob, got inserted by a "small" prick......as a big brother (no pun) you should be embarrassed to come out and support her.

Yes she is an adult and she is allowed to be sexually active, but to come say all she said on national TV is a testament to the kind of family you both came out from. I can bet my left balls her father was not in her Life.
FamilyRe: Tattoo: Not Under My Roof — Ireland-Based Nigerian Mum Scolds Daughter (Video) by claudiofaceoff: 10:48am On Aug 07, 2022
Zonefree:
Hahahaha

Can still remember the day my mom gave me N50 to go have a haircut. Was in JSS 3 then. I enter saloon, told the barber to barb me front and back style. The style they barb only the middle part of your hair. I saw our Reverend with the hairstyle in Church, not knowing that style is for matured men with class.

Imagine a little boy like me with Opioro head on front and back hairstyle. As I enter house, Mrs Gloria grabbed me and called my elder brothers to pin me down. She shaved everything off with razor blade, water and soap. After the shaving, I come resemble oracle. I no gree comot house for 3 weeks grin
grin grin grin grin grin

This got me laughing like crazy...

I suppose buy you drink o
PhonesRe: Starlink Cuts Price Of Start-up Kit For Nigerians To $99 by claudiofaceoff: 9:40am On Aug 05, 2022
How about buying this internet services and distribute it to at least 10 persons who will pay 10k each for their office or house?

Smart move grin
PoliticsRe: Economic Crisis: Governors Advise FG To Pay Off Civil Servants Above 50 by claudiofaceoff: 8:18am On Aug 05, 2022
dre11:
Nigeria’s Economic Crisis: Governors advise FG to pay off civil servants above 50 years

The governors also ask the government to raise taxes across board and levy anyone earning N30,000 and above monthly.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/business-news/546829-exclusive-nigerias-economic-crisis-governors-advise-fg-to-pay-off-civil-servants-above-50-years.html
Useless governors. The money they spend monthly on their 'show off' convoy is enough to solve some problems in their states.

This is a brainless idea. It shows that they are not even competent to think about viable solutions despite spending hundreds of millions monthly in special advisers.
RomanceRe: Lady Spots Big Boy Who Wooed Her In Nightclub Repairing Phones At The Market by claudiofaceoff: 4:44pm On Aug 04, 2022
This shows that you are a very responsible woman. God bless you.


endsarrrs:
Our gender sef



His job is legit
BusinessRe: ₦22 Million Stolen From Customer’s Car Parked Inside Access Bank In Kaduna by claudiofaceoff: 3:17pm On Aug 03, 2022
He won't get a dime. If he likes let him take the matter to the supreme court of the Mediterranean sea. In all banks premises, it is boldly written::: CAR PARKED AT OWNERS RISK.

Case closed smiley



pansophist:
Hopefully the bank compensates him since his car was parked inside their premises, under their watchful eyes.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Samuel Udo-Mbang Is Dead. Deeper Life Swaziland Overseer Slumps & Dies by claudiofaceoff: 9:43am On Jul 31, 2022
grin grin grin

Nor be only Swazilander, na Nairalander



Sixfiguresmart:
Is there no Swazilander capable of being the head of the branch there? Must it be Nigerians heading Nigerian churches?
PoliticsRe: Finally Registered For PVC by claudiofaceoff: 8:50pm On Jul 30, 2022
Good one. Now get ready to be obedient
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Cautions Eloswag Against "Politicking" by claudiofaceoff: 5:46am On Jul 29, 2022
Mrkumareze:
He should be disqualified. You don't play politics everywhere
That is the dumbest thing BBN will ever consider right now. The show will fall down flat like the walls of Jericho if they try it. It's like you still do not know how Peter Obi's presidential ambition has been loved by so many people even in the core north where they won't want to vote an Igbo man before now.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Ordeal With GNLD Neolife Today by claudiofaceoff: 3:02pm On Jul 27, 2022
HawkToBar:
It's Oremeji street, down the street. It's now a Pharmacy not an event center. Iyana Isolo not Osolo - Osolo is a road that connects Airport Road/Ajao Estate (Chivita Factory) to Isolo.
grin grin grin

Thanks for the corrections in the address I used. So that place is now a pharmacy? Holy gram

I hope the GNLD people then are all now living in mansions in Lekki? Because that was what they were trying to tell us then that if we take up the swelling of supplements, that's the kind of lives we will live.
HealthRe: "Dear Death, I Am Ready" - Young Nigerian Woman Leaves Painful Note On Facebook by claudiofaceoff: 10:25pm On Jul 26, 2022
dangermouse:
Suicide is never an option!

Every problem has an expiring date.
God bless you �
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Ordeal With GNLD Neolife Today by claudiofaceoff: 6:50pm On Jul 23, 2022
I experienced same like 9 years ago. I have to travel from Warri to Lagos with the hope that a job was waiting for me. Lo and behold, it was GNLD runs at their office in Oremeta street in Isolo. All the bike guys then at Iyana Osolo knows the place very well. So once you alight from a bus and you are holding a folder or big envelop, and corporately dressed, they will just call you and tell you where you are going even before you say anything.

I felt so bad that day.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Engage In ‘Unknown Bishop Challenge’ To Mock APC (photos) by claudiofaceoff: 12:27pm On Jul 23, 2022
RealLagosBoy:
Bishop Oshiomole
The bishop of cassava and agbado dioceses
CelebritiesRe: Osun: Nigerians Mocks Portable For APC's Defeat by claudiofaceoff: 9:08pm On Jul 17, 2022
One thing people fail to understand is that portable is a business man. Yes. Pay him and he will do the job for you. Davido campaigned for his uncle. Portbale campaigned for his client. Case closed.

Many of those mocking him do not even have a quarter of what portables"s client paid him for Osun state campaign.

Davido' uncle won the election. He is happy.

Portable made money, he is happy.

And you Mr/Mrs mocker, what did you make, nothing.

So many brainless people online.
CrimeRe: The Moment Baba Ijesha Collapsed While Being Taken To Prison (Video) by claudiofaceoff: 12:35pm On Jul 15, 2022
Where is your location?
How much for carton that will accommodate 10 1kg packs of plantain flour


Easy2pips:
He should have thought about that when he was trying to destroy the life of a young girl.
I produce carton that suit your product. Pizza cartons, BBQ cartons, small chop cartons, all kinds of fancy carton, normal carton, braiding and non branding cartons.
BusinessRe: What Business Can One Start With #10m? by claudiofaceoff: 7:42am On Jul 13, 2022
affohjosephconsulting@gmail.com

oluGodson:
I'm interested. Provide your email
BusinessRe: What Business Can One Start With #10m? by claudiofaceoff: 7:01am On Jul 13, 2022
oluGodson:
I'm interested. Provide your email
affohjosephconsulting@gmail.com
BusinessRe: What Business Can One Start With #10m? by claudiofaceoff: 5:21pm On Jul 12, 2022
What people don't know can be bigger than you, you know.

You can actually use that to get a flat in a semi urban area for the Production. You don't need an expensive area for that. Good HTMS Hammer mill (processor is around N700k) 7.5kva diesel generator N900k max.
Band QSA sealer N250k. Water treatment if Nafdac insist is N1M max. Nafdac fee for five products and consulting N850k. Every other thing is done manually for a start. Do the calculations and see if it is up to N6M I metion...

On the other hand, you can use a third party facility to get your products registered with Nafdac and produce there for the interim and you save money to get your own facility. This won't cost more than N2M.

You can drop your WhatsApp number if you are interested or know someone who is interested. This is what I do full time. Anything agro and food. I also setup farms both open field and urban farms like greenhouses... anything food is my work

iykecollins1:
cottage food and packaging mill?
BusinessRe: What Business Can One Start With #10m? by claudiofaceoff: 5:08pm On Jul 12, 2022
Yes, and you can actually use a third party facility to start without you buying any machine or renting any building for a start. You can contact me on how to go about it.

iykecollins1:
cottage food and packaging mill?
BusinessRe: What Business Can One Start With #10m? by claudiofaceoff: 5:06pm On Jul 12, 2022
Yes. It will fly. Not everything you read on papers are actually true. Even though true, there is a way out. You can use a third party facility for Nafdac approval and start Production. There is a way to go about it.

Don't be deceived, more people who have been educated about the business are still coming in in their droves.

I am into it with four Nafdac approved products and I consult for intending food producers.


coputa:
With the high rate of inflation and infrastructural decay and high diesel cost that has forced many manufacturers to pack up.
BusinessRe: What Business Can One Start With #10m? by claudiofaceoff: 2:36pm On Jul 12, 2022
N6 million Naira is enough to setup a cottage food Processing and Packaging mill with Nafdac number for 5 products. This is one business your generation will thank you for.
Food production business has money. Just that those who are into it don't reveal the secrets. I am into it and also as a trained food safety officer from the London Professional Training Center. I can setup everything for you from start to finish. And also show you the market aspect of it. I will train the marketers and all you have to do is to sit back and see the Credit alert roll in from your distributors.
PoliticsRe: Kashim Shettima Confirmed As Tinubu’s Running Mate - Vanguard by claudiofaceoff: 2:18pm On Jul 10, 2022
Mr. Agbado of Alagbado kingdom has chosen a Muslim as the crown prince of his dynasty. What a good own goal grin grin grin grin

God bless the brainless powerbrokers that advised Mr. Agbdao to commit this political blunder. I am very happy grin grin grin grin

I am 100% obedient to OBI

PVC means:

PETER OBI

VOTERS

CARD

I have my own ready
PoliticsRe: Armed Robbers Attack 7 Flats In Wuse 2, Abuja by claudiofaceoff: 8:00am On Jul 10, 2022
They are not robbers and we all know that. They are same terrorists that were freed from kuje prison. They need more money to freshen up.
PoliticsRe: Senatorial Seat: Akpabio, Lawan Stand Disqualified – INEC by claudiofaceoff: 7:31am On Jul 10, 2022
Very good, especially for that useless senator lawan. The country is in a mess and you cannot do anything about it by lobbying the Senate to either impeach the useless president or take stringent measures against the government but you want to come back to the senate. This will be his end to the Senate and gradually his political career will fizzle into thin air. At least he has a bad record now politically in his state and that will always jeopardize his chances in future. As for Akpa-biography, that serves him right also. No pity for the wicked people who brought the county to this current state.

Ps

Akpa in my mother's language means FOOL.

BIO in English language represents biography.

When combined, Akpa + bio now means FOOL'S BIOGRAPHY

I rest my case
PoliticsRe: Reno Abandoned His Wife To Chase After An Ethiopian Babe - David Hundeyin by claudiofaceoff: 1:51pm On Jul 09, 2022
Your submission really shows that you are "thin cell" according to your name. The billions of cells inside your brain couldn't tell you that Reno is getting same treatment he has been dishing out to others.

Abi Reno na your mentor pastor grin grin grin


tinsel:
This is stupid coming from this man. He is becoming a mad nuisance. Whether born in wedlock or outside wedlock, it is his baby and blood. This is his private life.
EducationRe: Nigerian Pupils Make Dresses With Needle And Thread (Photos) by claudiofaceoff: 7:34am On Jul 05, 2022
What you said is great but know that everyone will not do programming. Get that into your head. Do you eat programming? Do you wear programming? You need a farmer, you need fashion designer.

By the way, can you show us your own programming portfolio for the past six weeks at least shocked



SultanOfPuna:
Should be Teaching these Kids Programming, web design and Computer graphics..
WTF is thishuh
This is 2022 not 1955

We have over 23 million tailors in Nigeria,
Dem suppose flog that teacher walahi
So she is proud that she taught kids how to sew cloth

While Kids in China are already creating Apps, and softwares. Nonesense 
Lets not celebrate mediocrity
GamingRe: If You Know That You Rocked This Game, Say Hi by claudiofaceoff: 5:29pm On Jul 04, 2022
Welcome Mario, but our princess is in another castle grin
If remember those words then you played Mario
PropertiesRe: EFCC To Jail Landlords Housing Yahoo Boys For 15 Years by claudiofaceoff: 5:04pm On Jul 04, 2022
I dey Lag. most times I dey travel sha because me na agro/food man. I travel round setting up farms and food production mills for individuals and organizations.

I dey enter Abuja very well. I get some clients there. I go halal you once I enter Abj soon



Ericnrm:
Normally bro. I dey Abj, you fa?
TravelRe: A Nairalander visit to Mandela's house in Soweto SA(pictures) by claudiofaceoff: 4:14pm On Jul 03, 2022
If he was a Nigerian at this time, that house will be the security man's toilet grin

Let me stop here ...
PropertiesRe: EFCC To Jail Landlords Housing Yahoo Boys For 15 Years by claudiofaceoff: 7:24am On Jul 03, 2022
grin I love redeem people o.

chilled legend with Orijin bitters on the side grin grin grin

Good bro. We go las hook up well la ���


Ericnrm:
Wetin Redeem people do you? grin

Exactly you get my point bro, abeg na chilled legend with Orijin bitters on the side for me

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