₦airaland Forum

Stories as usual..... Audio killing

Sususy:
I was thinking it's a huge turn off to men.
I'm too proud to confess my feeling first sef
Na men suppose confess feeling to women first,not the other way around...

then go Bleep ur pride and don't come and b disturbing us here... There are more important and pressing issues like covid-19 and the crumbling economy to address...

Adanairaland:
Lol...


This is so me .

love ur sincerity

Nothing much, he just wants to over take Lagos State position on the Corona table... This Corona league is really getting interesting by the day

Millenniumlady:
Use the both guys to your advantage


Keep joe guy for assignments and handout test and other class stuff



While use the new guy for your finances phones,clothes,eateries wigs


And please stay in school hostle that way non of them can bother you with sex cause they can't gain access to girls hostel and you ever visit any of them reduce your sexual conversation with joe guy and learn to keep your phone private.....Hope it helps

u are so dumb... I can see u don't read... Someone is here seeking for advice on how to go back to talking terms with the said joe who is snubbing her hardcore and u are here talking about taking advantage on an almost lost course.... Keep typing nonsense to suit ur level of ignorance.

Korllami007:
Uploading profile picture is too much. All you have to do is just use female Monika and you will see some guys sending you pm. Some guys here no de use eyes see F Monika, there dick go rise.
Dem don use some guys placenta do suya.

Wen other guys are turning this same girls down, even ignoring their calls and blocking their number

xrayj:
Tah! @bold
Liar!
Because we have guys sending ladies pm doesn't mean u should come here to tell lies. I am very sure a guy is behind this your moniker!

guy u sound like u don't know how foolish some guys can be.... Just change ur gender to female, add an attractive and eye catching pics of a lady then seat back and see wonders
We have many foolish guy dat can even do worse than she just mentioned, so just believe her cos she is saying nothing but the truth

95% u said? Guy u lie. Stop using the happenings in ur street or locality to generalize in a whole country. This thing's happens no doubt, but a whole 95% is just way out of proportion. Go back to ur fact findings bro.

Naija was initially bad, that we know, but this APC government have just made it worse, curtsey of a dumb president and zombie cabinet members. I just wonder how other countries will be regarding us

Yanmiriflathead:
Non indegenes, not just sending back almajiris? Please let's all start sending non indegenes in all parts of Nigeria back home make the country just pass there end. We go see who go quote Constitution, cry about marginalization and whine pass on cyber space.

PS: To that Igbo mod always removing my comments and leaving those of ipob members on nairaland to flourish, Sanwo olu go soon answer wike and your eyes go neat when u reach ABA

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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
What about hunger?

It also affects the hypothalamus to produce hormones that stimulate the hunger sensation

Na so we go dey day

Daamnnn niggarrr

Dnt mind them, they are not real nigarrs... They keep forgetting the most important risk factor which is hunger....

HIbreed:
Christianity has done what Islam will never ever do when it comes to terrorism and killings .it just got reformed over time because the Europeans that invented got tired of it and it's nonsense.

The transatlantic slave trade was founded on Christianity. That's just one example of the evils of the religion and how it hurt and killed millions of people here in Africa.

Christianity did more worse in the 18th century and down.

I guess you do not know much about Christianity and its spread throughout the World.

In a bid to spread and convert people Christians killed millions of people.

Religion itself unleashes terror where ever it goes.

Imagine wat u are saying... Are we in the 18th century? The problem with ur religion is that u are too backward and don't embrace modernization. Who kills human for religion blasphemy even in the 21st century wen u have other better issues to take care of. Even the god of that religion u are trying to defend, is ur own ways right with or just mere hypocrisy... Smh

Beautykate:
I am writing to ask if you can help me to persuade my husband to do less around the house. I am worried that he is going to make himself ill from exhaustion. Also, and it is hard for me to say this to him without being hurtful, I married him for his fun personality not his work ethic and I fear I am losing him to domestic drudgery. I want an equal partner, not a slave.

We have a toddler and a baby, born few months ago. During the pregnancy, I was quite tired and run down and my darling, supportive husband started to do more and more around the house and with our son (and despite a full-time, responsible job, he has always done more than his fair share of housework). I am now breastfeeding the baby, which is tough because he barely stops feeding and won't really nap anywhere except in my arms.

So this leaves my husband doing the shopping, tidying, washing and cooking. He gets up at 6am every morning to get our toddler ready for nursery, with a packed lunch, and he drops him off before he can get himself off to work. Meanwhile, I just sit around feeding the baby!

I feel permanently guilty and as if the only way I will get my husband to do less is if I do more. The thing is that I can walk away from mess and he can't.

I hugely appreciate him helping, but, beyond the basics, would rather see him sleeping or even cuddling me on the sofa rather than trying to be on top of everything. I love my husband – he is truly the sweetest, most loving, most wonderful lover and father, but I find myself resenting the fact that I barely see his fun side these days because he is so tired that he is essentially ill – and I can't help thinking it is at least partly self-inflicted

wat stops u from helping him out with some chores wen the baby is asleep instead of coming here complaining on how he works too much... He is a supportive husband which many women crave for...one woman's meat they say, is another woman's problem... Infact, wat do I even know

ninety5:
Hi everyone, hope y'all safe. I am going to hit the road straight up.

My wife's sister, 24, visited us two days before the lockdown in Lagos and was hoping to travel in the next three days. Unfortunately for her, the lock down thwarted her plan.

Now, my wife, together with our 3 year old boy, always leaves the house during the day to go gossip with her friends, living only her sister and me at home.

The problem is, my wife's sister has been looking at me somehow, like she wants me to have sex with her. The other day she saw me and was smiling like I gifted her some money, like a fish. Yesterday, she wore a blouse that left her n.pples dangling back and forth as she walked around the house.

Guys please, I am in a dilemma. And, good god, the girl is finer and hotter than her sister, the gossip.

What do you want me to do?

No insult please.

. U hv already concluded wat u want to do, it's right in ur mind, so just do it and stop disturbing anyone here for a futile advise.

zedegit:
The cookie is for husbands not playas. Put a ring to it and take the cookie.

Is it ur cookie?

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8253453/Africa-s-Sahara-dangerous-place-Earth-100-million-years-ago.html

who was there at dat time to take pictures Or just an imaginary guess...

Yenefer:
China is fake news... There's nothing true about China's handling of Covid19. What about Biafra? Nnamdi Kanu ordered the viruses to leave Biafra and the viruses obeyed and leave. Meanwhile he sacrificed his dog so that Nigerian Army will be blind and leave Biafra and it worked. Nigerian Army can't see Biafra because of the dogs grave

I just viewed ur pix, I must confess , u are very beautiful but also dumb at the same time.... Ur daft comments on different post Says it all. Work on ur comprehension and assimilation level so u can always comment wisely... Just do this and thank me later...
No hating... Love u

Yenefer:
The senator is a racists white supremacists he av many criminal record, he is a Christian. he is attacking magu and malami because they're Muslims. Islamaphobic white supremacists

will u keep quiet... Wat does Abacha loot have to do with religion? Must u always showcase ur level of religion bigotry on every given opportunity?... Is it not clear that this money will still be re-looted by this political monsters....
Or maybe Magu or Malami is even ur father....

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
He left me because I didn't give up the cookie smh. And he's a nairalander. Very foolish boy.

y u self no give up the cookie

donestk:
I meant someone with several past relationships that went down with most of them.

NO!!!

U are arresting them now probably because they have stopped settling u guys... Nigerian police

rasheylaw:
We have been dating for over a year now. Last week we have a little misunderstanding, we were chatting then she said something and I replied her back and she misinterpret my response, From that day she stopped replying me well giving me simple answer or replying with emojis while chatting, when I called her she still answer me anyhow I asked her what happened she said nothing I assumed she was busy or something.
It took me 3 days when I was going through our chats I realised where the problem came from, so I called her and explained the reason for the response, At first she said she want nothing to do with me anymore that she like someone else I took it as a joke and a way for me to continue begging her which I did, The next day after so much begging she finally accept, At night while we were chatting she told me that what she said is true that she like a guy living close to her she also sent me the screenshot of their conversation that the day we had the misunderstanding the guy came to her and tell her he likes her and have a crush on her so they started chatting and she was open hearted to the guy that she thought I no longer have interest in her. She said now she have her relationship back she don't know what to do that she still have a crush on the guy but she love me and she will like to have the guy as friend.

Please nairalanders, what should I do? Stop her communication with the guy or let them be friends?

she wants to Bleep the guy.. that's if they've not bleeped already.
The main reason why she wants to still keep the guy as friend is for no reason other than sex especially now that she has a sure boyfriend which is u. I have been there b4, so I know wat am talking about. In my case, I once had this fantasy for hijab ladies and luckily got one very pretty hijab lady as friend in the post graduate school. the lady's boyfriend once met me in his girlfriend's room but the hijab lady introduced me to his boyfriend as just a friend of which he believes. But later, things took a different turn and we started having sex and became sex buddies, of which the boyfriend never suspected anything cos to him, we were just friends. So bro from the look of things, that guy will certainly Bleep ur girlfriend and If he bleeps her so well, bro trust me, ur relationship will b in serious trouble... So be wise bro b4 u come here again and cry heartbreak.

honeyB2018:
One the uncultured social media miscreants spotted. Please satisfy your self.

And u are an elevated social media fool... Idiot.

Keep typing nonsense.

mawaki:
It happened march 2019.

If it's this long, just put ur mind at rest and be rest assured u don't have it. HIV is not easily transmitted as they make it sound, but that still doesn't mean u should b careless. But still go for test just to put ur mind at rest. Always remember that condom is far cheaper that the resulting consequences of not using it, that is if u can't abstain. Guard ur life jealousy bro and don't trade it for just few minutes of pleasure. Go and sin no more

honeyB2018:
If any one of them gets infected with the virus, will you not still blame the government.
Because you are not in that position, you can talk any how.

Just shut up... Something must kill a man. Do u know that hunger is as deadly as the virus itself. There is a high chance of they not getting dis virus but a higher chance of dying of hunger when the supposed government of the day cage humans indoor like animals without adequate provision for survival... Even caged animals are been constantly fed.... Next time, think rationally before u type ur nonsense.

The lockdown period wit my sweet partner has been sucksexfull so far

Hunting and fishing was one of the most lucrative occupation in the olden days... Y now consider hunting as a barbaric act in our modern days All u condemning the hunter for hunting down those bush meats, u can as well tell the fishermen to stop fishing cos all this creatures gat life in them as well...
So the hunter should go and steal to feed his family

Ndiara commenting nonsense.....

hotwax:
why waste these animals?

wen did eating of bush meat become a waste?

obicoolnino:
The boy definately had a poor foundation in his academics but there's still room for improvement. Beating the kid won't open his brain but it's sad to see all the money spent on him go to waste.

that stuff he did up there is wat u call beating... Just two simply slaps that can't even reset the brain. He should b thanking his star for having such a father. My Dad will beat the money equivalent out of his nonsense body . Infact the police summoning the father are fools. Do they even know how painful it is to work so hard to raise such money just to give the child a gud education and the child in turn make a mess of it all. No one on this Earth will b happy wit such a child, even the foolish police summoning him.

Nonsense

Read it and explain to us....

That well explains the sharp and sudden increase in the number of covid-19 in Kano state... All for the money

menabae:
don't tell me u wanna meet them purposely for wealth and fame, mermaid choose who they meet, not u meeting them, they appear to those they like only

u look like mermaid urself, I can see why they chose u... U too fine