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Romance › Re: Can I Ask My Boss Out For Valentine? by clevybrown(m): 8:31pm On Feb 13, 2020
iphi:
sh*t she just sent 'lol'... Bleep what does it mean? She has gone offline again, should I call her?
don't call her... I repeat, don't. Joke over it tomorrow wit some bit of seriousness and see how it goes. U understand ur boss better.
Romance › Re: Can I Ask My Boss Out For Valentine? by clevybrown(m): 7:53pm On Feb 13, 2020
iphi:
I can't tell you exactly what I sent to her, but it was something like this... Hello J, how are you? blah blah blah... I saw your WhatsApp story, just incase they still don't know your worth I can be the back up date.. Lol.. I know this awesome Chinese restaurant where you will be served your favourite, or I could just order it if you want... Blah blah blah.... Joking something
sounds cool bro... No hard feelings. Trust me it will go down well, even if it doesn't end up with a date, at least she will see it as one of ur usual funny jokes... Just relax, it's a 60:40... U stand a better chance. Again, I say relax. wink
Romance › Re: Can I Ask My Boss Out For Valentine? by clevybrown(m): 7:06pm On Feb 13, 2020
iphi:
the thing is I have already sent the message, she has not read it oooo... My mind is doing me gbim! gbim!! gbim!!!
what's the exact content of the message u sent to her so we can tell u if it will go down well or not grin
Romance › Re: I Can't Pay The Hospital Bills,this Child Is Too Ugly To Be Mine - Man Cries Out by clevybrown(m): 6:05pm On Feb 11, 2020
Baba there is every possibility that dis child is urs... B4 u reject him, ask ur mother to show u ur birth pix, probably there could b a resemblance or u could look worse grin. Many ugly children by birth tend to grow up looking very handsome. Don't underestimate the power of transformation.
My advice... Go and pay that medical bill so u don't regret ur present action tomorrow.
Romance › Re: Looking For A God Fearing Guy For A Serious Relationship. by clevybrown(m): 5:09pm On Feb 11, 2020
I have a friend who possesses all your qualities except for the tribe. He is not a nairalander though, if u guys get along, then u can start counting your blessings. I can't speak for u as I don't know u, but I can speak for him, he is a nice guy. U can chat him up.....08030540950
Romance › Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by clevybrown(m): 8:53am On Feb 05, 2020
DeraG:
If you can work online for 2-3hours daily, join our media team and get paid every Sunday. Drop your WhatsApp no for more detail.
08135988758 WhatsApp
Travel › Re: Pictures From Ibadan Zoological Garden by clevybrown(m): 5:23pm On Feb 03, 2020
mercytripletz:
Lol. It is not true jare. #500 with ID card is the fee for students while #1000 is the fee for outsiders
bro this ur information is misleading, when last did u visit the ui zoo? It was initially 300 for students wit valid school ID card, but was later increased to 500 for both student and outsiders, whether u provide student ID card or not.
Crime › Re: Michael Nnadi: Corpse Of The Seminarian Who Was Killed By Kidnappers (Graphic) by clevybrown(m): 7:27pm On Feb 02, 2020
After seeing dis, one idiot will still come out here and condemn the police for killing armed robbers and kidnappers when caught.
Crime › Re: Killers Of Husband And Wife In Abia Have Been Killed (Graphic Photos) by clevybrown(m): 10:40am On Jan 30, 2020
gidgiddy:
This barbaric mentality. No matter what a person has done, or is alleged to have done, they deserve their day in court. That is the constitution

If the Police killed these boys extra-judicially, it is murder
just pray not to b a victim in the hands of this people called armed robbers, only then u will understand that they are better killed than left alive.
Education › Re: Can I Do Masters In Nigeria With Second Class Lower? by clevybrown(m): 8:57am On Jan 23, 2020
EbizNazy:
I would like to know if it's possible to get admitted for Masters degree with a cpga of 2.96.
Yes... University of Ibadan accepts 2.2
Crime › Re: Girl Gives Birth To Twins, Dumps Them Inside Gutter In Rivers (Disturbing Photo) by clevybrown(m): 9:21pm On Jan 21, 2020
And I know someone who married as a virgin for some years now, as is praying to God for at least one child to start with... Life infact is a twist.
Romance › Re: Is My Girlfriend A Threat To Me? by clevybrown(m): 10:10pm On Dec 21, 2019
Bro... Just a simple question for u. From ur story, are u happy in ur relationship? If yes, then continue, but if No, u know wat to do. If she can ignore u on chat just because of one random guy she is enjoying flirting with, wat makes u feel she won't eventually Bleep the guy... Don't let love turn ur brain to a dumping ground... Love a girl wit ur heart and spare ur head to think... A word is enough for the wise. B wise bro before u start seeking alcohol's consolation upon and inevitable heartbreak which u are about to encounter soon... A word is enough for the wise.
NYSC › Re: NYSC: Which States Will You Suggest I Choose For Service? by clevybrown(m): 7:20am On Dec 18, 2019
U can work your service to any state of your choice... Chat me up 08135988758
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Politely Rejects Tiwa Savage’s Backside As She Goes “Konko Below” For Him by clevybrown(m): 9:47pm On Dec 16, 2019
I was given a quit notice to pack out of my apartment next week, but wen I showed dis new to my landlord, after he watched the video, he said I can retain my apartment for the next 5years without paying a dime.... Op and mod.... May God bless u both, thank u so much for this post. grin
Crime › Re: Man Caught Defiling A 15-Year-Old Girl In Lagos, Says We Have Enjoyed Ourselves by clevybrown(m): 10:37pm On Dec 15, 2019
Udeme was once a great man, what has suddenly happened to udeme angry sad
Politics › Re: Wike And Oshiomhole Clash At Eric Osagie's “The Big Interviews" Book Launch by clevybrown(m): 9:16am On Dec 11, 2019
Charmingrascal:
The two political touts turned a decent book launching to a political battle ground.
I don't know y am just laughing so loud to dis grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Things You Can Do To Stay Positive During A Long Job Hunt by clevybrown(m): 8:39am On Dec 02, 2019
hspda:
No 6, register and do paid surveys, its a cool way of making money while u await employment. I am a living witness
bro pls let's chat... I need to know more on dis... Help a brother
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Things You Can Do To Stay Positive During A Long Job Hunt by clevybrown(m): 8:35am On Dec 02, 2019
Sirwallace:
How do you enrol for that?
bro plss let's chat... I need to know more on dis... Thanks.
Romance › Re: 'I Took Weed' - Lady Joins Tekno 'Skeletun' Dance Challenge by clevybrown(m): 7:16pm On Oct 18, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Chai.
This is a practical illustration of the theory of Simple Harmonic motion which is when
acceleration is always directed towards the equilibrium position.

Because as I am watching her, there's a displacement in my central position because the energy of my pendulum has converted from potential to kinetic energy meaning that it is already accelerating towards her equilibrium position wishing it could oscillate freely in there on a natural frequency to complete the harmonic equation.

God help NwaAmaikpe.
I just can't help liking dis guy.... An intelligent joker cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Ayoola Adeleke 40th Birthday: Davido Presents Gift To His Cousin by clevybrown(m): 7:44pm On Oct 15, 2019
Casalinda:
I love this family so much.... lord get me a man like David
u will not see, so stop dreaming... grin
TV/Movies › Re: Frodd's Reaction After Winning Ultimate Veto Power To Proceed To Finals (Photos) by clevybrown(m): 7:35am On Sep 23, 2019
Its grace and not luck... If only u understand wat grace is and wat it does. Its that boundless love of God upon u irrespective of who u are or wat u do. But it shouldn't be taken for granted though shocked
piagetskinner:
I don’t know how you can call this grace when it’s a program that teaches immortality


He was just lucky Abeg...
TV/Movies › Re: Frodd's Reaction After Winning Ultimate Veto Power To Proceed To Finals (Photos) by clevybrown(m): 7:13am On Sep 23, 2019
Wat's ur understanding of grace...huh?? undecided undecided
Politics › Re: Leah Sharibu Still Alive, FG Negotiating Release —presidency by clevybrown(m): 6:26pm On Aug 31, 2019
Continues negotiation without fruitful result... Keep scamming us embarassed

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