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1,4,5,8.... My sweet specs

Sometimes, even the way u roll ur eyes or look at people, especially the opposite sex can as well send lots of signals which could b interpreted as negative, and may not even b intentional by u. Ur body language also speaks volume. All this are things u may not even be conscious of. Sometimes I rate a lady even b4 talking to her. Some ladies may naturally look cheap while some appears tough, all from external assessment. This sometimes turns out to b true, while in some cases, it's the reverse. So my advice for u is:
(1) Stop sending wrong signal, if at all u do.
(2) Don't let people's opinion of u based on mere assumption have any negative effect on u cos u can't stop people from assuming as everyone is entitled to his or her opinion.
(3) Always be urself and believe in urself. If they think u are cheap, they should come find out themselves and know if their guess was actually right.
For the records... U are beautiful.

Tissaia:
Mtsww. This is the kind of thing that inspired Charles Darwin to embrace the theory of Natural Selection. If you want to weed out your garden, just put your hands in your pockets and watch.
Vaccine will come and is game over
The press has blown this out of proportion to create panic! When this is over and done with, Mark my words, the flu season of 2019 -2020 will look much worse!

When you flatten the curve you also lengthen the curve. They're willing to go 6 months or more with this? Going 6 months will destroy the economy and usher in a big depression. Why is this necessary for a virus that is a little worse than H1N1, which we did nothing for?
Just like every other flu we have known throughout the history of mankind. Should you not shake hands? Of course, Should you wash your hands regularly? Always. Should you stay home if you are sick? Certainly.

Should we destroy the economy, shutter businesses, put a match to the world's wealth? Months of quarantine will do this and I don't think so.

Ridiculous! Some People are easily manipulated! Once you give up your Rights and Civil Liberties for safety sake , you have given up all your freedom! The Government owns you. This is not what our ancestors fought and died for.

If this is Yenefer as I suspect, then I'll say, for the very first time in ur entire life, u'v made a little sense from ur comment being void of tribal inclusion and bigotry

This whole Corona thing has been so over flogged and it's gradually beginning to sound like mere malaria to me... The more they make it sound scary, the more avenue they create for looting. They should all 4uck off as this shit called corona can b easily cured in diverse ways. This ear is sick of hearing this daily fabricated Corona news and needs to hear something new.
Nonsense FG and Corona

Weblord2000:
perfectionist must you correct him

Yes Sir...

Ifesinachi22:
Enternal... Enternal life... Enternal.. Enternal life... I want to leave enternal life God save my soul... I want to leave enternal life God save my soul...
Oh my saviour... When you want to collect your people remember me oh Lord, Remember oh Lord, When you come to collect your people, Remember me oh Lord, My God...

Is there any such thing as enternal I guess u meant to type "Eternal"

The old fool just took a life... Irrespective of the life he took, he should be sentenced to death by hanging, he's an evil beast in human form... Male child kill u there. E really pain me

She thinks u need Corona virus, and wants to give u... Or wat else were u thinking? Bro, ruuuuunnn for ur liiifffeeee....mm

[quote author=kestolove95 post=89208826]Capital lie, I HV close to 5k friends nd am still a proud virgin[/quote
]hanty.....

Bro... U are very close to catching her in the act... Patients is the key word here. Follow her closely and monitor her chats by using the WhatsApp web. Don't let impatience spoil things for u at this point. At this point, u have no concrete evidence against her to backup ur claims... Just a little patience so u can catch her red-handed. For now, keep playing along, trust me, she will definitely want to Bleep the guy, that's if they've not bleeped already or even go to Bleep him after this lockdown. All this u will know from the evidence from her chat with him and that's wen u kick her ass

NGpatriot:
And when the oil companies abandon your state and move to Lagos, you go begin cry say na FG and Yoruba people cos am..

Btw, there are more unemployed people in Rivers than the rest of Nigeria.

Well done, keep forming and keep playing to the gallery..

so they should take covid-19 into the state just because he doesn't want to loose oil drillers, his action is for the safety of all

Anigreat:








The use of face masks will reveal to you the degree/concentration and intensity of your mouth odour. What you have been serving others you'll be served a hundred fold.

Tinubu is afraid of using it, he knows he might not survive the horrible smell oozing out from there.

Dat was so funny....

Liliantalks:
yes a woman Pusey is her value , I ain’t gonna cm here denying it ,, as a man can u marry a woman without sex?? I can get a didilo to pleasure myself till enternity, can you do soapy forever?

u just described wat life has relegated u to... A mere sex object... A body dat can b easily assessed wit money, irregardless of the person involved, whether married or single, Noble or nonentity, it doesn't really matter, all that matters is wat they have to offer in exchange for ur self acclaimed highly esteemed pussy. Of wat difference are u from a prostitute who takes this all up as a profession. My only concern here is that unfortunate young man that will eventually marry u cos I can imagine how miserable his life will turn out to be, that's if at all there will b any. The bottom line is, u are a potential cheat in a relationship, ur type will cheat unapologetically even in marriage. I can't advice u to retrace ur steps back to being a good woman cos u are already long gone.... Smh

The lady in the second pix, could that be Yenefer ... Just thinking out loud

Handsome777:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailynigerian.com/covid-19-84m-barrels-of-nigerian-crude-oil-unsold-stranded-at-sea-report/amp/

hmmmm.... All I can say is,






Here comes the long anticipated fear......






Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Enwhen:
You don't have sense at all, stop reasoning like almajiri... Same thing they did to spread the virus in Nigeria ....even the Chinese doctors were not allow to move out of isolation despite evidence of their tests in China..but for politician u are here saying rubbish...on verge of moving form Borno to Abuja is there no possibilities of sharing the virus if he has been infected ??...think , your brain is not only meant for the kitchen.

Telling an Almajiri to stop reasoning like Almajiri, how is dat

Finally, Kano is making significant progress and will soon top Lagos on the Corona league table. Ganduje must be very happy by now on the level of progress achieved so far... Corona turned Family business... Smh

Stories as usual..... Audio killing

Sususy:
I was thinking it's a huge turn off to men.
I'm too proud to confess my feeling first sef
Na men suppose confess feeling to women first,not the other way around...

then go Bleep ur pride and don't come and b disturbing us here... There are more important and pressing issues like covid-19 and the crumbling economy to address...

Adanairaland:
Lol...


This is so me .

love ur sincerity

Nothing much, he just wants to over take Lagos State position on the Corona table... This Corona league is really getting interesting by the day

Millenniumlady:
Use the both guys to your advantage


Keep joe guy for assignments and handout test and other class stuff



While use the new guy for your finances phones,clothes,eateries wigs


And please stay in school hostle that way non of them can bother you with sex cause they can't gain access to girls hostel and you ever visit any of them reduce your sexual conversation with joe guy and learn to keep your phone private.....Hope it helps

u are so dumb... I can see u don't read... Someone is here seeking for advice on how to go back to talking terms with the said joe who is snubbing her hardcore and u are here talking about taking advantage on an almost lost course.... Keep typing nonsense to suit ur level of ignorance.

Korllami007:
Uploading profile picture is too much. All you have to do is just use female Monika and you will see some guys sending you pm. Some guys here no de use eyes see F Monika, there dick go rise.
Dem don use some guys placenta do suya.

Wen other guys are turning this same girls down, even ignoring their calls and blocking their number

xrayj:
Tah! @bold
Liar!
Because we have guys sending ladies pm doesn't mean u should come here to tell lies. I am very sure a guy is behind this your moniker!

guy u sound like u don't know how foolish some guys can be.... Just change ur gender to female, add an attractive and eye catching pics of a lady then seat back and see wonders
We have many foolish guy dat can even do worse than she just mentioned, so just believe her cos she is saying nothing but the truth

95% u said? Guy u lie. Stop using the happenings in ur street or locality to generalize in a whole country. This thing's happens no doubt, but a whole 95% is just way out of proportion. Go back to ur fact findings bro.

Naija was initially bad, that we know, but this APC government have just made it worse, curtsey of a dumb president and zombie cabinet members. I just wonder how other countries will be regarding us

Yanmiriflathead:
Non indegenes, not just sending back almajiris? Please let's all start sending non indegenes in all parts of Nigeria back home make the country just pass there end. We go see who go quote Constitution, cry about marginalization and whine pass on cyber space.

PS: To that Igbo mod always removing my comments and leaving those of ipob members on nairaland to flourish, Sanwo olu go soon answer wike and your eyes go neat when u reach ABA

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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
What about hunger?

It also affects the hypothalamus to produce hormones that stimulate the hunger sensation

Na so we go dey day

Daamnnn niggarrr

Dnt mind them, they are not real nigarrs... They keep forgetting the most important risk factor which is hunger....

HIbreed:
Christianity has done what Islam will never ever do when it comes to terrorism and killings .it just got reformed over time because the Europeans that invented got tired of it and it's nonsense.

The transatlantic slave trade was founded on Christianity. That's just one example of the evils of the religion and how it hurt and killed millions of people here in Africa.

Christianity did more worse in the 18th century and down.

I guess you do not know much about Christianity and its spread throughout the World.

In a bid to spread and convert people Christians killed millions of people.

Religion itself unleashes terror where ever it goes.

Imagine wat u are saying... Are we in the 18th century? The problem with ur religion is that u are too backward and don't embrace modernization. Who kills human for religion blasphemy even in the 21st century wen u have other better issues to take care of. Even the god of that religion u are trying to defend, is ur own ways right with or just mere hypocrisy... Smh

Beautykate:
I am writing to ask if you can help me to persuade my husband to do less around the house. I am worried that he is going to make himself ill from exhaustion. Also, and it is hard for me to say this to him without being hurtful, I married him for his fun personality not his work ethic and I fear I am losing him to domestic drudgery. I want an equal partner, not a slave.

We have a toddler and a baby, born few months ago. During the pregnancy, I was quite tired and run down and my darling, supportive husband started to do more and more around the house and with our son (and despite a full-time, responsible job, he has always done more than his fair share of housework). I am now breastfeeding the baby, which is tough because he barely stops feeding and won't really nap anywhere except in my arms.

So this leaves my husband doing the shopping, tidying, washing and cooking. He gets up at 6am every morning to get our toddler ready for nursery, with a packed lunch, and he drops him off before he can get himself off to work. Meanwhile, I just sit around feeding the baby!

I feel permanently guilty and as if the only way I will get my husband to do less is if I do more. The thing is that I can walk away from mess and he can't.

I hugely appreciate him helping, but, beyond the basics, would rather see him sleeping or even cuddling me on the sofa rather than trying to be on top of everything. I love my husband – he is truly the sweetest, most loving, most wonderful lover and father, but I find myself resenting the fact that I barely see his fun side these days because he is so tired that he is essentially ill – and I can't help thinking it is at least partly self-inflicted

wat stops u from helping him out with some chores wen the baby is asleep instead of coming here complaining on how he works too much... He is a supportive husband which many women crave for...one woman's meat they say, is another woman's problem... Infact, wat do I even know

ninety5:
Hi everyone, hope y'all safe. I am going to hit the road straight up.

My wife's sister, 24, visited us two days before the lockdown in Lagos and was hoping to travel in the next three days. Unfortunately for her, the lock down thwarted her plan.

Now, my wife, together with our 3 year old boy, always leaves the house during the day to go gossip with her friends, living only her sister and me at home.

The problem is, my wife's sister has been looking at me somehow, like she wants me to have sex with her. The other day she saw me and was smiling like I gifted her some money, like a fish. Yesterday, she wore a blouse that left her n.pples dangling back and forth as she walked around the house.

Guys please, I am in a dilemma. And, good god, the girl is finer and hotter than her sister, the gossip.

What do you want me to do?

No insult please.

. U hv already concluded wat u want to do, it's right in ur mind, so just do it and stop disturbing anyone here for a futile advise.

zedegit:
The cookie is for husbands not playas. Put a ring to it and take the cookie.

Is it ur cookie?