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DGoldenJenny:
May God have mercy on you all.
of all these experiences, What have you got.
i mean, of what use are they?

they sound disgusting and horrible.
WHAT A STENCH.

u are very stupid for this ur stupid comment. If after seeing the topic and u still couldn't ignore it and pass, then I guess u must b a pretentious porn addict...

Nonsense and DGoldenJenny

I have had close to four or five of such experiences and I don't even know which to narrate..... But all I can say is;

Onise iyanu.... U are the God of Awesome wonders... I have tasted of ur power... U have showed me so much mercies... Even much more than I deserve

femmyapson:
I saw this bird in a very thick forest and it was kind of sick and tired. So I caught it, and I want to rear it. But my dad is saying I should get rid of it.

Pls who knows the name of the bird?
And I want to know maybe it is safe for me to rear it

please... Just don't kill it...

lefulefu:
maybe if the guy wants to leave the girl and he dont find any reason to give as excuse he can use what op suggested

hahahaha.... No b lie at all... Cos u know she must fuckup for sure, it's inevitable

streetpaddy:
This one year after spending money and time on her told me to my face am just her friend after she felt like am useless to her. That she has boyfriend! Let me start from the beginning

It all started December 2018, I av this classmate in the university 200 level (second semester) I won't say she fine but she was ok, so this girl use to distrub me right from wen I newly enter the university in 2016 it was when in 2018 when the distrubance was much in December 2018 I don't how it all started I began to have feelings for her, then in January 2019 I asked this girl date me, at first I asked her if she was dating she said no! So as a cool guy I made my move I asked this girl to date me, you wouldn't believe this girl lied to me that she was not dating, I found out from someone both of them have issue that they are not in good terms.. I asked y she lied she told all kind of cock and bull story and mumuly I believe I wanted her, so this gave me condition before I could date her, I will not sleep her, I will not hold her in public, so foolishly I agreed and still have another condition she has think about it for 30days, because I was so Inlove I waited... Then February during the election she accepted to date me, I was happy I told her best friend, next thing I got from her is why did you tell my friend, that is over I begged her for several days before she accepted me back.

Let me cut the story short because there is a lot to pour out, on the first day of the relationship she already requested 20k from me, am into online business I make lots of money, she knows what I do online, after I gave her the 20k, the next week she was requesting for 50k for phone I gave and so on, it got to point this useless turned to her servant that just the tip of ice Berg, from February 2019 - January 2020 I spent atleast 4 Million on her head, due to constant demands to the extent I went broke and be borrowing to make her happy she nearly reck me, then my classmate started advising me that girl is using me that she still with her ex boyfriend, what got me pissed this girl used my hard earn money and gave it to that useless ex to do nysc registration.. I became the maga... Then we had a serious fight then when called a meeting for her us, in front of the entire classmate meeting this girl denied me that I was just her friend I won the case in the meeting Sha,

But I did one stupid thing I won't forget they gave me two options to let her pay everything I spent on her or leave her, with the love I still have for her I let it go. then later this useless girl came and be accusing me of doing I nearly Killed her that day is God that saved her..

But she still got her own payment armed robber attack her and she busy struggling with them with the phone (the 50k Phone I bought for her) and they stab her and she lucky to be alive. that just how it all went, from this just summary I hope you learn something from it thank you. you can leave a comment if you have anything to contribute!.

I stopped reading at the point were the op said he spent 4million on her... Op, ur foolishness is a progressive one, and at this point, just forget about having sense in this life and just try again in ur next life just mayb small sense can fall on u. If at all ur story is true, then u are a big disgrace to manhood....
Nonsense and OP

MadeINchenzen2:
Are you saying u ll rather give your partner the benefit of doubt until found guilty?

bro, just live ur life and give urself peace of mind as long as the relationship last and always bearing in mind that every Nigerian girl is a potential cheat. If by chance you catch her, good and find but u don't have to go dat far to make her fall prey... It's more like applying a catalyst to speed u the rate of a reaction which would have still been completed but at a longer time... Hope this explains it...

I don't even have any worthy girl I can do this for cos I don't trust all the available once, it's like searching for a result u already know

ObafemiAwoIowo:
I want to marry you
I'll pm you

why u no go wan marry her after u don see breast... Men and breast shaaaaa

Obafemi, u are not good to b left alone wit a nice standing breast , such breast can never remain d same again

They only want to destroy the present cabal so as to build a new one... The Dullard can't rule without this cabals. So It's their headache and not my business

Tot they will still wait for WHO to give them directives... Mumu government

1,4,5,8.... My sweet specs

Sometimes, even the way u roll ur eyes or look at people, especially the opposite sex can as well send lots of signals which could b interpreted as negative, and may not even b intentional by u. Ur body language also speaks volume. All this are things u may not even be conscious of. Sometimes I rate a lady even b4 talking to her. Some ladies may naturally look cheap while some appears tough, all from external assessment. This sometimes turns out to b true, while in some cases, it's the reverse. So my advice for u is:
(1) Stop sending wrong signal, if at all u do.
(2) Don't let people's opinion of u based on mere assumption have any negative effect on u cos u can't stop people from assuming as everyone is entitled to his or her opinion.
(3) Always be urself and believe in urself. If they think u are cheap, they should come find out themselves and know if their guess was actually right.
For the records... U are beautiful.

Tissaia:
Mtsww. This is the kind of thing that inspired Charles Darwin to embrace the theory of Natural Selection. If you want to weed out your garden, just put your hands in your pockets and watch.
Vaccine will come and is game over
The press has blown this out of proportion to create panic! When this is over and done with, Mark my words, the flu season of 2019 -2020 will look much worse!

When you flatten the curve you also lengthen the curve. They're willing to go 6 months or more with this? Going 6 months will destroy the economy and usher in a big depression. Why is this necessary for a virus that is a little worse than H1N1, which we did nothing for?
Just like every other flu we have known throughout the history of mankind. Should you not shake hands? Of course, Should you wash your hands regularly? Always. Should you stay home if you are sick? Certainly.

Should we destroy the economy, shutter businesses, put a match to the world's wealth? Months of quarantine will do this and I don't think so.

Ridiculous! Some People are easily manipulated! Once you give up your Rights and Civil Liberties for safety sake , you have given up all your freedom! The Government owns you. This is not what our ancestors fought and died for.

If this is Yenefer as I suspect, then I'll say, for the very first time in ur entire life, u'v made a little sense from ur comment being void of tribal inclusion and bigotry

This whole Corona thing has been so over flogged and it's gradually beginning to sound like mere malaria to me... The more they make it sound scary, the more avenue they create for looting. They should all 4uck off as this shit called corona can b easily cured in diverse ways. This ear is sick of hearing this daily fabricated Corona news and needs to hear something new.
Nonsense FG and Corona

Weblord2000:
perfectionist must you correct him

Yes Sir...

Ifesinachi22:
Enternal... Enternal life... Enternal.. Enternal life... I want to leave enternal life God save my soul... I want to leave enternal life God save my soul...
Oh my saviour... When you want to collect your people remember me oh Lord, Remember oh Lord, When you come to collect your people, Remember me oh Lord, My God...

Is there any such thing as enternal I guess u meant to type "Eternal"

The old fool just took a life... Irrespective of the life he took, he should be sentenced to death by hanging, he's an evil beast in human form... Male child kill u there. E really pain me

She thinks u need Corona virus, and wants to give u... Or wat else were u thinking? Bro, ruuuuunnn for ur liiifffeeee....mm

[quote author=kestolove95 post=89208826]Capital lie, I HV close to 5k friends nd am still a proud virgin[/quote
]hanty.....

Bro... U are very close to catching her in the act... Patients is the key word here. Follow her closely and monitor her chats by using the WhatsApp web. Don't let impatience spoil things for u at this point. At this point, u have no concrete evidence against her to backup ur claims... Just a little patience so u can catch her red-handed. For now, keep playing along, trust me, she will definitely want to Bleep the guy, that's if they've not bleeped already or even go to Bleep him after this lockdown. All this u will know from the evidence from her chat with him and that's wen u kick her ass

NGpatriot:
And when the oil companies abandon your state and move to Lagos, you go begin cry say na FG and Yoruba people cos am..

Btw, there are more unemployed people in Rivers than the rest of Nigeria.

Well done, keep forming and keep playing to the gallery..

so they should take covid-19 into the state just because he doesn't want to loose oil drillers, his action is for the safety of all

Anigreat:








The use of face masks will reveal to you the degree/concentration and intensity of your mouth odour. What you have been serving others you'll be served a hundred fold.

Tinubu is afraid of using it, he knows he might not survive the horrible smell oozing out from there.

Dat was so funny....

Liliantalks:
yes a woman Pusey is her value , I ain’t gonna cm here denying it ,, as a man can u marry a woman without sex?? I can get a didilo to pleasure myself till enternity, can you do soapy forever?

u just described wat life has relegated u to... A mere sex object... A body dat can b easily assessed wit money, irregardless of the person involved, whether married or single, Noble or nonentity, it doesn't really matter, all that matters is wat they have to offer in exchange for ur self acclaimed highly esteemed pussy. Of wat difference are u from a prostitute who takes this all up as a profession. My only concern here is that unfortunate young man that will eventually marry u cos I can imagine how miserable his life will turn out to be, that's if at all there will b any. The bottom line is, u are a potential cheat in a relationship, ur type will cheat unapologetically even in marriage. I can't advice u to retrace ur steps back to being a good woman cos u are already long gone.... Smh

The lady in the second pix, could that be Yenefer ... Just thinking out loud

Handsome777:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailynigerian.com/covid-19-84m-barrels-of-nigerian-crude-oil-unsold-stranded-at-sea-report/amp/

hmmmm.... All I can say is,






Here comes the long anticipated fear......






Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Enwhen:
You don't have sense at all, stop reasoning like almajiri... Same thing they did to spread the virus in Nigeria ....even the Chinese doctors were not allow to move out of isolation despite evidence of their tests in China..but for politician u are here saying rubbish...on verge of moving form Borno to Abuja is there no possibilities of sharing the virus if he has been infected ??...think , your brain is not only meant for the kitchen.

Telling an Almajiri to stop reasoning like Almajiri, how is dat

Finally, Kano is making significant progress and will soon top Lagos on the Corona league table. Ganduje must be very happy by now on the level of progress achieved so far... Corona turned Family business... Smh