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AlanSugar:
My girl walked out on me this morning.
So we've been dating like just 9 days running. Last night we were at it and I was trying to make her cum, it's usually a though task for me to accomplish cus for her, it may take a whole day! So while using my middle finger and gently caressing her clit, she was all "ohhh, ahhh, sweet, mmmm, love it, it's so sweet" and all what not but cum naa, for where?! Now this babe has an odour down there and it just kills my spirit whenever we there. I have asked her to use petrol, kerosene, dettol, tcp, izal, savlon, etc,... anything to fight whatever that's causing the unfriendly atmosphere down there but she won't settle for anything other than mere toilet soap (not even sure if she uses that sef�). So back to the flow, then she advised I use my tongue! Dafouque! Even if I wan commit suicide!!! Is that the cheapest way to die? So I said to her, "I de come", na so I take style run enter the bathroom go wash up my finger and for the next hour she was still waiting. I got back into bed, still holding my hand at a distance from my face and she asked what happened that took me so long, I just told her that I was pooing. Then she asked if I realised she'd been waiting for me and I simply said I needed to catch some sleep so as to get up early for work today. Na so she waka leave my house this morning without a word. She's bad down there but she has a good heart and what hurt most is my middle finger was still stinky as of this morning despite the lengthy scrub last night.
Girls over to you, was I being mean to her as this may be normal to some of you? Apologies tendered to those who may find this post offensive but it's true life and I'm merely sharing an experience. Mature and immature comments are all welcome. Nairaland is one big school, let's learn on. Thanks.

You tried poking your finger into the rotten hole! Kai!


I pity your finger that has contracted the odour...how far with "the other one"....it's well

flowcode:
You guys have been dating/fccking for 9yrs

Op how old is this your fiancé?

He said 9 days!
Ordinary 9 DAYS! wey take 2days senior one week....

None. They are only guides

And gullible ppl are falling victims to the impersonator!
Accounts to b cleared this xmas loading....

JosWatchDog:
A Facebook user, Nnamdi Victor has carried out after buying a fake contraceptive product known as Postinor2 used to flush away unwanted pregnancy.

The photo of the fake one he bought looks like a 750 9mobile recharge card. Read what he posted on Facebook below:

The Fake is now too much. Always buy from qualified pharmacies and insist on the scratch able pin validation packs.
With Ila OtuAdmin


Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com.ng/2017/12/nigerian-man-cries-out-after-buying.html

lalasticlala seun mynd44

Poster -fake
Thread creator- fake
The attached preggy picture-fake
Pix of prostinor 2 posted - original cos they changed the packaging from the previous pink and white colour...ignorance kills...

How am I sure they also used it properly?

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So from the era of erecting useless statues to the era of creating useless offices in Imo State....

Now Spain has joined the trend....

Jeez! See brain!

justiniyke29:
chai, he don chop sour egusi soup, now the thing don dey purge am.

e hook am no be small

Jesse01:
but people say Igbo men are d most Romantic in Nigeria, wat happen to dis one

Romance gone wrong

Nearly damaged the man's joystick!...that socks must be linked with woman issue!

She ought to be expelled from that school for attempting to tarnish their image

Wanna be a yeyebrity? Very simple!
Just do something extraordinarily nasty and disgusting, capture it, put on the internet and boom! U ll start trending like that fool up there.....

It comes with benefits too! Tongue lashing and you ll so enjoy it...Cheers

So "men" now bear children! Issoryt

A

Still looking for the spread of the virus...

Try APGA. You won't be disappointed.

Z

Simply walk into any Kingdom Hall and have all your questions answered life and direct!

Retard like him

NwaAmaikpe:



He just saved his destiny.
You part with your destiny each time you receive anything given with a left hand.

At least, that's what my last native doctor told me.

And what happens to lefties and those whose right hands are amputated?

Pls can the cheque be dropped on the floor...

For the dude that rejected that cheque....

They haven't stopped!

If u mention me stupidly, TWFY very well...

Online check-in allocates seat randomly

Waiting for more haters! One is already above me...


*free bus loading for them*....Lagoon! Lagoon!! Lagoon!!

O my!
The she-male again?....
E don sap this one dry con sack am go find another juicy dude

When you were being flaunted clothed in expensive attires and shoes, u never knew u were being owed....
How far for the proposed UK trip?
Stories that touch....
Mcheeeeeeeewwwww...

MrImole:
Which android and can you please give me the specs?

Tecno Y2