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EducationRe: Pictures Students On Vacation Can Relate To by ClitoPen: 9:59pm On Dec 03, 2017
Bhaelarkush:
1. When you come home and your mom greets you with a big plate of your favourite food with two big chicken laps.
EXACTLY....mummies rock
RomanceRe: Albino's Girlfriend Refused Him From Meeting Her Parents (Photos) by ClitoPen: 8:41pm On Dec 03, 2017
redsun:
He should worry more about the scorching sun and the irreversible damage it could do to his delicate skin than a wayward biitch.
The signs are already showing on his forehead
RomanceRe: Albino's Girlfriend Refused Him From Meeting Her Parents (Photos) by ClitoPen: 8:40pm On Dec 03, 2017
BornAgainMay:
Cute Albino?

I encountered one fine albino during my service year in cross river.

I bleeped her so bad to know how it feels fucking a White woman. Lo n behold, she is cool

If you have not f*ck albino before go and try it.

F*ck her in the night without light. That's their comfortable time.
Hmmm....even with your moniker this is what you do eh!?

Nairaland GeneralRe: See How Virgins Were Initiated Into Womanhood In Rivers State. by ClitoPen: 8:00pm On Dec 03, 2017
Those paintings....were they done by men or women?
Nairaland GeneralRe: See How Virgins Were Initiated Into Womanhood In Rivers State. by ClitoPen: 7:56pm On Dec 03, 2017
....civilisation still has a long way to go....

At least no genital mutilation things....
CrimeRe: 16-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Breaking Lenovo Phone Screen Of N12,000 (Photos) by ClitoPen: 4:46pm On Dec 03, 2017
She is still a juvenile to be arrested
CrimeRe: How I Was Abducted By Suspected Ritualists – Female Student Narrates After Being by ClitoPen: 7:45am On Dec 03, 2017
ArchangeLucifer:
Awon skull miners
O my gosh!! This meme deserves an award grin grin grin

Na waa o! All these fast fingers above me, una no go church? .....am preparing
PoliticsRe: Kelechi Anyikude Honoured By UK Parliament, Amara Kanu Supports Him by ClitoPen: 10:52pm On Dec 02, 2017
Why is he the only one smiling in the second pic?
CelebritiesRe: Duncan Mighty Elder Sister Caught Stealing At A Shop In Port Harcourt by ClitoPen: 10:48pm On Dec 02, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Duncan Mighty Elder Sister Caught Stealing At A Shop In Port Harcourt by ClitoPen: 10:48pm On Dec 02, 2017
"She claimed"....has the family confirmed her a member or even Dmighty acknowledge her as a relative?

Hope she is not one of them reputation destroyers....but if it turns out to be true,....hmmm, I rest my case
FamilyRe: . by ClitoPen: 9:41pm On Dec 02, 2017
Couldn't you control your wife without a third party?
Christianity EtcRe: Church Where Miracle Seekers Pay 100k To See The Daddy G.O Revealed by ClitoPen: 9:37pm On Dec 02, 2017
All what Jesus did freely during His tym
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Photos Of A Nairalander And His Friend/colleague by ClitoPen: 7:49pm On Dec 02, 2017
See open Iv to NLanders!! Hmmmm....hope you are ready for what you are calling....
RomanceRe: Photo Of My Apartment Has Gone Viral - See Screenshot by ClitoPen: 7:47pm On Dec 02, 2017
Lizzdeb:
Sohuh Should we fry egg??
I wonder o....as if others live on trees
CelebritiesRe: A Nigerian Lady, Laberry Photos Of Her Gigantic Boobs Hit The Net! by ClitoPen: 7:42pm On Dec 02, 2017
And this is news?!....can only imagine what the future holds in stock for her when ageing sets in and the body fat store diminishes ...

Flat slippers loading..
EventsRe: Wedding Cake Depicting A Nigerian Wedding (Photos) by ClitoPen: 7:22pm On Dec 02, 2017
Follysho707:
On top say dem break house rules, it still make FP. We, wey no break house rules no make FP. Na wah for these biased Mods. undecided

Anyway, this don pass cake... dis na abula cake
Did you see anyone not wearing clothes there?
EventsRe: Wedding Cake Depicting A Nigerian Wedding (Photos) by ClitoPen: 7:22pm On Dec 02, 2017
Sakie:
Abeg no vex,which house rule this post break?
Follow me ask o...
EventsRe: Wedding Cake Depicting A Nigerian Wedding (Photos) by ClitoPen: 7:21pm On Dec 02, 2017
PhilSeth:
Newbie spotted. welcome shaaa.
grin I doubt. Check his profile. Been here since last year and even created many threads...might be a mistake
CelebritiesRe: Now This What Is Trending On Social Media by ClitoPen: 7:15pm On Dec 02, 2017
Are you new in this country or did you just fall in from the other planet?
CelebritiesRe: Inem Peters: "Why I Flaunt My Backside On Social Media" by ClitoPen: 7:09pm On Dec 02, 2017
purplekayc:
cheesy woo told u dat u hacmv small ass?
The owner has told u what she's got and you are here sweetly consoling her....we know that line....bring it on....
CelebritiesRe: Inem Peters: "Why I Flaunt My Backside On Social Media" by ClitoPen: 7:08pm On Dec 02, 2017
Khd95:
Flaunt ur brain abeg..no sane man will settle down for a massive poo reservoir if ur brain small like ant
grin grin grin baaaaad mouth....and this ur meme though...that textbook pages he s using looks like Day-by-Day English
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Abuses Nigerian Lady Who Mistakenly Called Him On Snapchat by ClitoPen: 7:05pm On Dec 02, 2017
Come, woman, just tell me the truth....you must have called 'shim' intentionally but wen he didn't respond romantically as u hoped, you played a fast one by labelling it a mistake and putting it up first before the barbie does abi ....
(You know if he did before u, he would say you were making a pass at him and the social media inhabitants will descend on you....!) grin
...am not gonna flog u....just talk and let's get this issue closed....

RomanceRe: Ladies Pose In Only Towels For Photoshoot (photos) by ClitoPen: 7:01pm On Dec 02, 2017
All these studio photographers dey enjoy o. They see lots of....
RomanceRe: How Lady Foiled Plan By Her Boyfriend To Propose To Her With The Help Of Police by ClitoPen: 6:58pm On Dec 02, 2017
That guy no be better person o...open access to weed all in the name of proposal and police is saying nothing about it...
RomanceRe: Job Is Sending Me And My Former Boss On A One Week Trip by ClitoPen: 6:56pm On Dec 02, 2017
Preciousgirl:
Hmmmmm

My former boss and myself have been sent on a business trip
This trip is supposed to last for a week
Please is this safe?

We will Lodge at the same hotel

PPlease advise
Seems you have feelings for him otherwise you should be able to uphold your morals even if u guys end up in same room....

Pls start your story from the beginning....
CrimeRe: Breaking! Police Intercepts Vehicle With Loads Of Rifles In Akwa Ibom State by ClitoPen: 6:54pm On Dec 02, 2017
Kudos guys. Pls search for more
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Abuses Nigerian Lady Who Mistakenly Called Him On Snapchat by ClitoPen:
I no like that she-male nd that's y I don't want anything perching on him so he doesn't resurface on the internet so soon again....who knows how long this one is going to trend now....
Christianity EtcRe: The Catholic Church by ClitoPen: 6:17pm On Dec 02, 2017
Proudly a catholic....who are with me?....

Antagonists should not even dare to mention me
AutosRe: I Need Nigerian Use Toyota Corolla 03 . Our Budget Is 1.1m by ClitoPen: 6:14pm On Dec 02, 2017
1.1m for a 2003 Nigeria used car! We are talking about a third hand (cos it could never hav been bought as tear rubber)!

Or are you one of them polish dealers that refurbish and sell as brand new
RomanceRe: My Wife Pussy Is Smell Of Bad Titus Fish by ClitoPen:
olihilistic:
Spray GBC air freshener in there next time..
iweecureyou:
I am talk of my wife pusssy that is smelt of 450 naira titus fish that we aff bought from mama chidi shop. U are tellin me to sell airfreshnar.

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