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CelebritiesRe: "Bobrisky Hasn't Paid Ex-Gateman Jacob For 6months, Collected Money Dashed Him" by ClitoPen:
Who cares? When he was being flaunted and dressed up in costly shoes did he complain? Now he s no longer found useful with a sack letter untop am, he turns to social media to cry wolf....

HealthRe: Nursing School Or University, Which Is Better. by ClitoPen: 7:33pm On Dec 05, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Rate This Islamic Wedding Picture by ClitoPen: 7:28pm On Dec 05, 2017
Fill in the gap: word that starts with letter "G"
_____ bride and train
CrimeRe: Lady Narrates How She Was Saved From Carrying Cocaine Packaged As Milk By Friend by ClitoPen: 7:18pm On Dec 05, 2017
That's the fastest way Fresh intl travellers fall into such traps m: trying to help but your dad saved you.....

By the way,
Who would you have delivered the "milk" to?
How did you find out it was not "milk"?
PoliticsRe: Governor Obiano Constructs Nengo Bridge, Nteje Oyi LGA (Photos) by ClitoPen: 7:16pm On Dec 05, 2017
Diiet:
it makes no sense at all to praise a gov for this little project. What has the man actually done for his people that they are praising him? Or are they hiding his achievements from the media? Just tell me what he has done better than other governors aside signing useless memorandums at the end of every month.
He is not erecting statues all over that state like your governor
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Film Producer Shows Off What He Did To A Girl by ClitoPen: 7:12pm On Dec 05, 2017
So proud to display his talent as a woman beater!

CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Film Producer Shows Off What He Did To A Girl by ClitoPen: 7:07pm On Dec 05, 2017
Some men are lucky to have this kinda cool headed babes cos if he had met another version of women, he wouldn't have had the fingers to type this
or even eyes to see where his phone is
or in a worst case, been able to still recall this life....

On the flip side, that looks more like a boil than a punch inflicted wound...
RomanceRe: My Guy Talked To A Girl On My Behalf And She Said Yes by ClitoPen: 7:03pm On Dec 05, 2017
urbanemind:
re u from IMO statehuh
grin grin dude what are you insinuating
RomanceRe: My Guy Talked To A Girl On My Behalf And She Said Yes by ClitoPen: 6:53pm On Dec 05, 2017
So at ur age you can't woo a woman! They wooed one for you and you are complaining:...anyway Congrats

Pls be prepared to hav ur
.wedding organised for you,
.a director for wedding night/ behind-the-closed-door things
.a manager for the daily running of your home....

PhonesRe: I Need A Second Hand Android Phone At The Range Of15k by ClitoPen: 6:52pm On Dec 05, 2017
MrImole:
I am getting if for someone...
15k can get you a brand new android.
PhonesRe: I Need A Second Hand Android Phone At The Range Of15k by ClitoPen: 6:51pm On Dec 05, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Imo State Commissioner For Happiness Resume Work -pics by ClitoPen: 6:48pm On Dec 05, 2017
DrDeji20:
of all that Rochas will do as a governor in IMO state, his senses just told him to appoint a commissioner of happiness... I really pity IMO state. their case is the worst in the country. every day we see a shameful act from the foolish givernor
Shame dey catch me on their behalf...
PoliticsRe: Imo State Commissioner For Happiness Resume Work -pics by ClitoPen: 6:47pm On Dec 05, 2017
khallyberry:
huh;


If we decide to use rochas for sacrifice,GOD will reject the offering for he has leg problem....

and we decide to give him to the village gods, they'll reject him for he is not of imo state,but a nothern property....

what do we dohuh
grin grin grin who sent you?
RomanceRe: Slay Queen Go Naked Of Facebook: See Reactions by ClitoPen: 3:50pm On Dec 05, 2017
Booked
NYSCRe: Corper Dresses Her Daughter In NYSC Uniform As They Step Out For CDS by ClitoPen: 3:39pm On Dec 05, 2017
ItsTutsi:
so this pretty lady had sex undecided
M.U squared
PoliticsRe: Governor Obiano Constructs Nengo Bridge, Nteje Oyi LGA (Photos) by ClitoPen: 3:35pm On Dec 05, 2017
Diiet:
Verry active in the game of deceit and lies. Just three pictures that do not tell much about the project and you are praising him.Shame on syncophants.
According to the pics, one can deduce that it is a verry small project that should be given to the local government to handle, but somewhere in Anambra a whole gov is taking glory for it.

Shame on anyone praising Obiano for this.

RomanceRe: My Fiancée Isn't A Wife Material, Please Help. by ClitoPen: 6:11am On Dec 05, 2017
Realitycheck007:
I have definitely learnt and read lots of advice in here, Both the funny ones, The reasonable one's and the myopic one's
Hmmm...u r here for advice really and u think u can just insult ppl upandan...., well, I have read numerous threads on NL; the meaningful ones, captivating ones and explicitly useless ones.....back to your mention,....

Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Worshiping Idol Now?; Traditionalist Asks As He Shares These Photos by ClitoPen: 6:08am On Dec 05, 2017
iSlayer:
I believe in the holy Catholic Church,the communion of saints,the forgiveness of sins,the resurrection of the body and life everlasting. Amen.


Matthew 16:18: "…And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build My church, and the gates of Hades will not prevail against it.".


One slowpoke above should chew on that verse.
Pls mention his position for the sake of the reasonable ones....he is the fourth above you grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Worshiping Idol Now?; Traditionalist Asks As He Shares These Photos by ClitoPen: 6:05am On Dec 05, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Both are worshipping idols.
Only that the one kneeling to the statue of virgin Mary is too irate, dogmatic and self-righteous to even know he is worshipping an idol.

With that said, I'm so sure Catholics won't make heaven.
They worship graven images,
They don't read the bible,
They interfere with the dead.

Catholics are closer to Islam than they are to Christianity.
https://www.nairaland.com/3909943/similarities-between-catholicism-islam-pics
Abeg where you buy your reasoning? grin grin
RomanceRe: My Fiancée Isn't A Wife Material, Please Help. by ClitoPen: 11:10pm On Dec 04, 2017
Realitycheck007:
Good day,

Good people of nairaland, I am new to the thread so please bear my mishaps. Nairaland was Introduced to me by a colleague of mine at the office yesterday. So i said i should seek your advice on an issue bothering me.. Back to the topic.

Name withheld, My fiancee has been my girl for over 4 months now, and by early next year am thinking of taking it to the alter by God's grace but here is the problem....

On 3 or 4 occasions i have invited her to spend the night at my place, she do agrees but the problem is she over sleeps. She would sleep from 11 till 7am, A working class lady. I dunno how to tell her again, Cause i told her jokingly she laughed about it and said Is It my sleep. Imagine marrying her and she wakes by 7 or 8, Were is the time to take care of our kids nd d home I.E, Preparing breakfast and bathing the kids and also preparing for her work hour..... Please Nairalanders, Your opinions will be highly welcomed.

Mods please push to front page for more assistance
For me, I like her type!! She's Natural, no filters and paddings. Being herself. She doesn't cover her faults. She doesn't use alarm to wake early and then show u this aspect after marriage....she s the homely type. Talk with her, nuture her if it's possible and you can..
My thoughts though....
RomanceRe: My Fiancée Isn't A Wife Material, Please Help. by ClitoPen: 11:05pm On Dec 04, 2017
Realitycheck007:
hahahah. Nairalanders i have heard alot about this forum. The funny ones, The bad ones, The annoying ones.. Nairaland jack of all sites
U see! Op u sabi sef!! grin Other census tags don show....so where does that comment fall under?
BusinessRe: On A Mission To Help My Dad On Nairaland. by ClitoPen: 10:25pm On Dec 04, 2017
julianbeautytips:
v I no longer work there. If i could, i would have.
As a former staff u hav an edge...
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Profs Pls Give This Picture A Name.... by ClitoPen: 8:11pm On Dec 04, 2017
The hunter becomes hunted
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RomanceRe: My Fiancée Isn't A Wife Material, Please Help. by ClitoPen: 8:05pm On Dec 04, 2017
What advice do you want to read from here? Na u go wear the shoe. You already know what you want to do. Just looking for supporters....

Hope you are taking a good census via the comments....
1)supporters for her stay
2)supporters for her exit
3)the bats (neither stay nor exit)

Cheers...
CelebritiesRe: See How Some Kogi Sec. School Boys Celebrated Final Exam That Go People Talking by ClitoPen: 7:55pm On Dec 04, 2017
During our time, we finish secondary school as boys and girls but I see men here....
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Bobrisky’s New Gateman, Titus by ClitoPen: 7:54pm On Dec 04, 2017
Hei! Na so that one take miss the proposed UK trip!
RomanceRe: This Guy Can Transform Himself Into Any Celebrity With The Help Of Makeup by ClitoPen: 3:15pm On Dec 04, 2017
Interested transgenders should meet him and forget the knife....he can even make it permfor them
RomanceRe: See Photos Of Human-looking Monkey A Nigerian Man Killed In Rivers State by ClitoPen: 3:11pm On Dec 04, 2017
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PhonesRe: Mods Help Me!!!!!!!! by ClitoPen: 10:20pm On Dec 03, 2017
grin
Make do with the other sections.
Forum GamesRe: Riddle: How Many Cars Need To Be Moved In This Riddle? by ClitoPen:
5 cars...

5,2,4,7,10

Modified: So we don reach fp at last

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