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Health › Re: Doctor Edward Gbemudu Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by cloud(m): 8:21am On Jan 14, 2021

felong:
He died of advanced malaria and typhoid. There's no such thing as Corona virus here in Nigeria. Our government just claimed it's here so that they can have their own share if the money world Bank end Europe union was sharing to poor African countries.

May his soul rest in peace.

I pity you

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Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Joins ‘Stingy Men Association Of Nigeria’ (Photo) by cloud(m): 1:29pm On Jan 12, 2021

[quote author=gaius01 post=97980565]Arrrrrrrh

Contact me for your own ID card. grin

It's just N 1OO ! grin

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Just N100? Okay, let me see what I can do

Education › Re: It Is Unsafe To Reopen Universities Now – ASUU by cloud(m): 1:39pm On Jan 11, 2021

BigDawsNet:
Cant student resume on virtual classroom for the time being

All the school need is to provide a unique zoom ID number on each student portal

Attend your class online

It so simple..
For we naija?

Zoom works on mobile phone too

Romance › Re: Twin Sisters Got Proposed To By Their Boyfriends At The Same Time. (video) by cloud(m): 4:40pm On Jan 10, 2021

Minister of state for health. The boys are not dulling, this is cash out season for d papa

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Autos › Re: No Room For Elon Musk: Chinese Electric Car Outsells Tesla by cloud(m): 8:33pm On Jan 08, 2021

Peak11:
I want one of this cars...don't care if it's chinco.

So you can charge it with your generator abi

Autos › Re: 2018 Model Lexus Gx460 Toks Fully Loaded Selling Fast by cloud(m): 1:31pm On Jan 08, 2021

hubcruz:
Still on

lol, I thought you said it is selling fast

Health › Re: COVID-19 Bites Harder As More Nigerians Die by cloud(m): 11:11am On Jan 07, 2021

EyezofGod120:
where are the people wey die??

Go to mortuary to see them

Health › Re: COVID-19 Bites Harder As More Nigerians Die by cloud(m): 8:56am On Jan 07, 2021

Rossintii:
SCAMDEMIC AND COOKED UP FIGURES.

I pity you

Health › Re: 2 Elderly People Slump And Die After Alighting From Vehicles In Rivers (Graphic) by cloud(m): 10:01pm On Jan 06, 2021

Nigerians say until people start dropping dead on the street before they believe that Corona exist. Well we are gradually getting what we wished. Stay safe everyone, water don dey pass garri

Health › Re: COVID-19: Elegushi Beach Crowded. No Social Distancing (Video) by cloud(m): 11:15pm On Jan 04, 2021

NiRfreak:
So make people no flex cos of one fake Corona...Abeg how many people you know wey don die of Corona apart of the ones we hear from news media

pray not to be a victim, but believe me Corona exist in nigeria

Foreign Affairs › Re: Larry King, 87, 'in Hospital With COVID-19' by cloud(m): 11:43am On Jan 03, 2021

Handywork:
his wife is 23.. Nawa oo
the way convid is spreading again I just don't understand o
.
check my signature

You should pay more attention to reading

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Son, Zion, Wants To Sip From His Alcoholic Wine (Video) by cloud(m): 10:04am On Jan 02, 2021

kenzysmith:
Train up a child when he is young so that when he is old he won't depart from it. na wetin pikin see wetin he papa dey do he go like taste when he big. when my papa and mama they Bleep that year I was barely 6 year old my parents taught I was asleep but I open one eye dey spy when my papa dey give my mama confirmed doggy . when I had my ist sex I just position my babe in a doggy style.

as funny as it may sound, it also has a feeling of repulsiveness

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Education › Re: I Finally Received My 10,000 Grant From Federal Government by cloud(m): 10:20pm On Jan 01, 2021

INCREDIBLEGUY:
Wow na God go Bless you for this good you do for me.
2064357629
UBA

It's like you just joined nairaland

Autos › Re: Lexus ES330 2005 Clean Used... 2m by cloud(m): 7:22pm On Jan 01, 2021

It's Es330

Crime › Re: Police Parade Organizers Of Kaduna Sex Party (Photos) by cloud(m): 7:18am On Jan 01, 2021

If you have a problem with any hotel or club owner in Kaduna henceforth, just design a flier with the name of the hotel . That's what it means, simple. I just hope adequate investigation was carried out otherwise the owner of that hotel just paid for a crime he knows nothing about

Autos › Re: 2014 Kia Cerato Bought Brand New by cloud(m): 8:25pm On Dec 31, 2020

Price?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Arsenal -(0 -1) On 29th December 2020 by cloud(m): 8:09pm On Dec 29, 2020

Kingosytex:
Home win and over 2.5 goals.

2-1 correct score...Stake everything you have and thank me later.

it's like you want to send people back to the village

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TV/Movies › Re: ‘Omo Ghetto: The Saga’ - Funke Akindele Returns To Street (Pictures) by cloud(m): 11:12am On Dec 27, 2020

alade26632:
:Glorifying thuggery.Asin ehnn ..this is not what the youth needs

but they need superhero flicks like avengers, so they could fly into the future right?

Autos › Re: Man Meets A 6-Year-Old Auto Mechanic In Benin - Pictures by cloud(m): 3:56pm On Dec 26, 2020

capitalzero:
Child abuse
Too early
12 year is ok

If he was playing a piano in front of an audience, will it still be termed child labour? I think if the intention of whoever put him there is to learn a skill, then you cannot say it's child labour. But if the intention was to exploit and commercialise his labour, then it could be rightly termed child labour

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Health › Re: Doctor Said I Have A Very Low Sperm Count 2 Months After My Wife Gave Birth by cloud(m): 2:05pm On Dec 23, 2020

Two things contribute to you impregnating your wife. The sperm count and the motility. Your sperm count can be high but not motile and you still won't be able to impregnate your wife. Motility means the available sperm is active. If you like, carry your hand go spoil your marriage in the name of Sherlock Holmes

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Celebrities › Re: Diddy Gives His Mother A New Bentley & $1 Million During Her 80th Birthday Party by cloud(m): 12:45pm On Dec 23, 2020

doggedfighter:
Mothers deserve all the love.

They got our backs no matter what

Can't say the same of present day mother's. Not generalising though but modern day society has changed the dynamics

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Sports › Re: Alan Shearer: I Am Not So Sure Arsenal Will Escape Relegation This Season by cloud(m): 1:28pm On Dec 21, 2020

paulolee:
arsenal are too poor but they would surely escape relegation...arsenal are too big for that..

Same thing was said about Leeds that year

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Presents PS5 To His Son, Boluwatife Balogun As Christmas Gift (Video) by cloud(m): 10:48am On Dec 21, 2020

Pls how does this make him a good dad and why should this even make front page? Haba!

Celebrities › Re: Omotayo Weds Babatunde: Davido Attends His Driver's Wedding, Performs For Guests by cloud(m): 8:49am On Dec 21, 2020

DropsMic:
Yet he couldn't come through for Cynthia Morgan even after he publicly asked her to call him..

David's humility is mostly clout. To enter news. That's all.

You can come through for her now

Autos › Re: Just In: 2008 ES350 Full Option For Xmas Sales by cloud(m): 8:46am On Dec 21, 2020

Clean ride, but Swear that the odometer wasn't tampered

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Celebrities › Re: Omotayo Weds Babatunde: Davido Attends His Driver's Wedding, Performs For Guests by cloud(m): 9:57pm On Dec 20, 2020

virginprincess:
On my wedding day is jakes and rihana that will perform , HML.

I think you have to get someone to propose to you first �

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Crime › Re: Leaked Chat: Queency Benna Threatening Dr Obi After She Wasn't Paid After Sex by cloud(m): 2:43pm On Dec 19, 2020

sapphiere:
And the man too sued for breaching a contract.

what contract? Is there a document to that effect?

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Autos › Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅clean Reg 2008 Lexus Es350 ..price 2.980m by cloud(m): 2:11pm On Dec 17, 2020

This is not full option pls

Family › Re: Advice Needed On My Late Dad's 1st Remembrance by cloud(m): 1:37pm On Dec 17, 2020

How is it that as the 7th son, you have unrivalled access to your late dad's properties?

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Crime › Re: 'We Will Rape Omah Lay If We Catch Him' - Nigerian Slay Queens Threaten by cloud(m): 10:35am On Dec 17, 2020

World's not just balanced. Same way a guy cannot jokingly say he'll rape a lady without him been tagged a rapist is same way a white guy cannot call a black guy negroe,nigger or black without been tagged a racist

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Celebrities › Re: Cardi B Surprises Offset With 2021 Lamborghini AventadorSVJ On His 29th Birthday by cloud(m): 5:40pm On Dec 16, 2020

Vanity crew, where art thou?

Sports › Re: Lampard Blames Fatigue As Chelsea Suffer A Second Successive Defeat by cloud(m): 9:47am On Dec 16, 2020*

Azpilicueta should be brought in to replace James at RB while James should move up to RW with pulisic on the left pending when ziyech recovers. Timo and harvertz should be dropped and used as second half subs until they regain their confidence. Gilmour or kovacic should partner Kante and mount in midfield

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