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Health › Re: Doctor Said I Have A Very Low Sperm Count 2 Months After My Wife Gave Birth by cloud(m): 2:05pm On Dec 23, 2020
Two things contribute to you impregnating your wife. The sperm count and the motility. Your sperm count can be high but not motile and you still won't be able to impregnate your wife. Motility means the available sperm is active. If you like, carry your hand go spoil your marriage in the name of Sherlock Holmes
Celebrities › Re: Diddy Gives His Mother A New Bentley & $1 Million During Her 80th Birthday Party by cloud(m): 12:45pm On Dec 23, 2020
doggedfighter:
Mothers deserve all the love.

They got our backs no matter what
Can't say the same of present day mother's. Not generalising though but modern day society has changed the dynamics
Sports › Re: Alan Shearer: I Am Not So Sure Arsenal Will Escape Relegation This Season by cloud(m): 1:28pm On Dec 21, 2020
paulolee:
arsenal are too poor but they would surely escape relegation...arsenal are too big for that..
Same thing was said about Leeds that year
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Presents PS5 To His Son, Boluwatife Balogun As Christmas Gift (Video) by cloud(m): 10:48am On Dec 21, 2020
Pls how does this make him a good dad and why should this even make front page? Haba!
Celebrities › Re: Omotayo Weds Babatunde: Davido Attends His Driver's Wedding, Performs For Guests by cloud(m): 8:49am On Dec 21, 2020
DropsMic:
Yet he couldn't come through for Cynthia Morgan even after he publicly asked her to call him..

David's humility is mostly clout. To enter news. That's all.
You can come through for her now
Autos › Re: Just In: 2008 ES350 Full Option For Xmas Sales by cloud(m): 8:46am On Dec 21, 2020
Clean ride, but Swear that the odometer wasn't tampered
Celebrities › Re: Omotayo Weds Babatunde: Davido Attends His Driver's Wedding, Performs For Guests by cloud(m): 9:57pm On Dec 20, 2020
virginprincess:
On my wedding day is jakes and rihana that will perform cheesy cheesy cheesy, HML.
I think you have to get someone to propose to you first �
Crime › Re: Leaked Chat: Queency Benna Threatening Dr Obi After She Wasn't Paid After Sex by cloud(m): 2:43pm On Dec 19, 2020
sapphiere:
And the man too sued for breaching a contract.
what contract? Is there a document to that effect?
Autos › Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅clean Reg 2008 Lexus Es350 ..price 2.980m by cloud(m): 2:11pm On Dec 17, 2020
This is not full option pls
Family › Re: Advice Needed On My Late Dad's 1st Remembrance by cloud(m): 1:37pm On Dec 17, 2020
How is it that as the 7th son, you have unrivalled access to your late dad's properties?
Crime › Re: 'We Will Rape Omah Lay If We Catch Him' - Nigerian Slay Queens Threaten by cloud(m): 10:35am On Dec 17, 2020
World's not just balanced. Same way a guy cannot jokingly say he'll rape a lady without him been tagged a rapist is same way a white guy cannot call a black guy negroe,nigger or black without been tagged a racist
Celebrities › Re: Cardi B Surprises Offset With 2021 Lamborghini AventadorSVJ On His 29th Birthday by cloud(m): 5:40pm On Dec 16, 2020
Vanity crew, where art thou?
Sports › Re: Lampard Blames Fatigue As Chelsea Suffer A Second Successive Defeat by cloud(m):
Azpilicueta should be brought in to replace James at RB while James should move up to RW with pulisic on the left pending when ziyech recovers. Timo and harvertz should be dropped and used as second half subs until they regain their confidence. Gilmour or kovacic should partner Kante and mount in midfield
Autos › Re: 2008 Es350 Full Option With Tesla Screen by cloud(m): 4:59am On Dec 16, 2020
3.7m haba!
Autos › Re: Honda EOD For Sale In Lagos (engine Issues) by cloud(m): 9:33pm On Dec 15, 2020
Kwamecron:
250k?
Fear God
Autos › Re: 2018 Model Lexus Gx460 Toks Fully Loaded Selling Fast by cloud(m): 7:21am On Dec 15, 2020
If you remain adamant on selling this car for 28m,then you'll be typing A,B,C, still on, available etc for a long time.
Family › Re: My Sister Wants Traditional Marriage In The City: Is It Normal? by cloud(m): 7:04am On Dec 14, 2020
These are some of the issues that lay a foundation for marital crisis even before the marriage Kick-starts. You prayed for your sister to get married, now you are trying to be a stumbling block to the same marriage in the name of marriage. What if your sister decides to do a court wedding and cohabit with her husband without family involvement, will she cease to be your sister? Or will tradition banish her from the village? It's their wedding bro, it's their marriage. We no longer live in the stone age, Times have changed. If it was dangote's son getting married to your sister, I believe tradition will be bent so your sister doesn't lose out. Be logical, times are hard. Allow your sis and her husband plan their wedding
Education › Re: ASUU STRIKE: What Have You Achieved So Far? by cloud(m): 9:39am On Dec 08, 2020
abcfire:
Great year for me so far. We bless God
when people say they bless God, what exactly do they mean? Just curious
Politics › Re: Ayade Launches 'Operation Akpakwu' Against Kidnappers, Robbers In Cross River by cloud(m): 9:38pm On Dec 07, 2020
Bkayyy:
Nonsense.
All for clout. Does these things look like what will be used to track kidnappers down?
They are brought for camera purposes after which they will be handed over to DPO's and senior police officers.
If he is serious about getting kidnappers and there likes we should be seeing bullet proof vests, automatic rifles like M4, good helmet and combat kits not vehicles. Are they going for Formula-1?
You should be a movie lover
Foreign Affairs › Re: Teenager Who Beheaded French Teacher Gets Hero's Funeral, Street Named After Him by cloud(m): 9:34pm On Dec 07, 2020
officialsaw01:
Four FTC in a row within a day!!!
Wow, I'm so happy for you. I can imagine how rich you are now
Autos › Re: S-O-L-D-Clean Title 1 Owner 2010 Toyota Corolla S by cloud(m): 8:43pm On Dec 06, 2020
calculusx:
Two-million, Five Hundred Thousand Naira Only. I know it's Cheap at that Price but just want to let it go. With 250k you can convert it to Automatic but I don't have such time right now
Be realistic please. Who buys a 2010 corolla manual transmission for 2.5 m?
Family › Re: Mum With An Autistic Child Reflects On Her Emotional Journey As He Turns 10 by cloud(m): 3:48pm On Dec 06, 2020
Barney11:
Please educate me,can they be called imbe?
Very insensitive of you. You mustn't make a joke of everything.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds ( 3 - 1) On 5th December 2020 by cloud(m): 8:25am On Dec 06, 2020
Frales6:
Abihuh?
The prediction go well!!
Which one be abi again? Simple yes or no
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds ( 3 - 1) On 5th December 2020 by cloud(m): 8:24am On Dec 06, 2020
muller101:
They copied man u.
Health › Re: What Can I Do To Make Wife's Belly To Be Flat? by cloud(m): 11:29pm On Dec 02, 2020
mariahAngel:
Omg! Excess sugar alert!
One of the major culprits of weight gain and diabetes spotted.
That is a very bad eating habit which is hard to stop.

If she can cut that out and replace it with freshly
extracted juice (oranges, watermelon, pineapple...) Her health (and weight) will be better for it. Or she could just eat fruits whole to make things easier. (My style)
Bad advice, let her always take water after eating. There are no substitutes for that. Fruit juices contain their own fair share of sugar although they are a healthier alternative to processed sugar or carbonated drinks
Car Talk › Re: Club-Lexus by cloud(m): 3:27pm On Dec 01, 2020
kingreign:
Use only genuine Toyota transmission fluid Type WS. For draining and replacement of fluid, you need only 2.5L and should be done around 30k miles.
Only 2.5litres? Haven't changed the gear oil since I bought it. Are there any associated risks if I change it now?
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy And His Father, Collins Enebeli Pictured Together by cloud(m): 2:44pm On Nov 30, 2020
Zzor:
I don't like this donjazi of a man, if his father behaved the way he's living, he wouldn't have birthed him and coming to show off here.Old man like him still living a single life like a common teenager, it shows he's very irresponsible
Off your mic, it's ok
Car Talk › Re: Club-Lexus by cloud(m): 5:57am On Nov 30, 2020
Pls how often should I service the gear box of my 2009 es350 and what is the recommended oil and qty to be used. How do I know when it is due for oil change?
Sports › Re: Darnell Fisher Grabs Callum Paterson's Balls, Faces Probe by cloud(m): 10:31am On Nov 23, 2020
Just wondering why d other guy did not react. He didn't even call the refs attention
Crime › Re: Man Kills His Two Children In Niger State, Claims It Was An 'Act Of God' by cloud(m): 2:15pm On Nov 20, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I almost said that God has suffered but it is impossible for God to suffer even though he created everything in the world including suffering.

But God has suffered in our mouths.
From the fake pastors deceiving people with his name to the one-minute boyfriend who screams his name when ejaculating to this demented fanatic who has killed his own kids.

I just hope something comes out of this case because if this man gets a mentally-twisted lawyer like myself who can advice him to say he came home one day to meet his kids blaspheming against Allah; he will definitely be acquitted.

I hope no one tells him this because those poor kids deserve justice.
When were you released?
Politics › Re: Femi Gbajabiamila On Death Caused By His Security Convoy by cloud(m): 7:23am On Nov 20, 2020
Lawsaite:
He said security men who shot in the air. Meaning it's not only one person that fired shots.
He went on to say a stray bullet had hit a vendor.


Then he concluded the stupendous lie with, the official that fired the shot has been suspended pending investigation.

Shey the bullet has tag ni? To know from whose gun it came from.

This lie is not only horrible but bloody. That governor should be held accountable.

I am a law student and in law Employers are vicariously liable, under the respondeat superior doctrine, for negligent acts or omissions by their employees in the course of employment (sometimes referred to as 'scope and course of employment').

That officer should be released immediately and the governor should bear the full brunt of the law.


But in Nigeria here, anything goes. It's always left for God to judge angry angry
Read his apology again. He said after he got to his destination, he learnt someone was killed as a result of the actions of a police man in his convoy, which was contrary to the earlier statement that they shot in the air
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: We Will Regulate, Not Shut Down Social Media by cloud(m): 6:47am On Nov 20, 2020
LikeAking:
How will they regulate it?

This man na chief of illiterates.

Which country has ever done that?
North korea

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