₦airaland Forum

Shamelessness is not a racist. It can pop up anywhere unannounced!

Anyway I like I chop my life, Ko kan aiye

Nobody can indeed.Lying is ingrained in your DNA,this we all know . You are both inseparable, Lai and lie are good homophones.*Lai can Lie, Lai without lie is a Lie!

Ben Bruce? Is that common sense?

UncleBuruji as hefty as you are, methinks you got a catfish brain cos this is the first time am hearing from you in the Senate.

You think?!! Who the hell are you to think for us? Even my Boer bull get sense pass you I swear cos she no fit think that kind thought.Recession don be theory now abi? Abeg go complete your dose first

afonjadie:
Igbo kwenu...

We are indeed developers of Lagos, Abuja, PH and beyond, Igbo kwenu,

Umuigbo Kwezuenu

Thank you.. and continue to leave your own towns in a state of perpetual disrepair, ravished by gully erosion, but beautified by tombstones #SadButTrue

One of the reasons your right men will never allow Biafra to see the light of the day #SadButTrue

Stunning ke? She looks very much like a transgender.

Stunning ke? She looks like a transgender biko.

Nature is indeed beautiful and generous to Nigeria. How many of these beauties abound in Nigeria but Lie Mohammed will not promote tourism, he prefers to blab.Successive Enugu state govts. sef no try at all. This is simply enough to put Enugu on the world map.

Advanced countries will never joke with such a natures gift. Look at Stonehenge in UK, he fit match this one? Lailai!
That's why the whites came to steal our statues and deities because we never valued them!

Abeg am dying to visit o. I wan carry Buhari come sef

Only you?!

*Treasury bills VS Fixed deposit

1. TB Interest is payable same day you invest while FD is at maturity.

2. In TB you don't pay withholding tax on your interest while FD takes10% withholding tax.

3. TB Rate is largely dependent on amount in circulation,through bidding,i. e if govt wants to mop up Naira In the system,a higher rate and can go as high as18% while FD depends on your negotiation with your bank but within CBN rate guides which is presently 14%

4. In TB you CANNOT at any point before maturity request for your investment partly or total while FD can be terminated prematurely or partly even after a day! You only get charged 25% of the accrued interest till that particular date.

5. TB is guaranteed as long as the country existed cos it's backed by FG while FD may go down with a bank if it is distressed.

6. TB is strictly 91,182 or 364 days tenure while FD is more flexible, you state your own days.

Edo people I hail una o *stands up a bit and wriggles bum* #Respect. But still una never fit produce President .

Babarians et al

Afonjas don come again.Haters go line up for the nearest lagoon...
Wait o, why only him for Nigeria? Respect, that's what I call respect!

Just occurred to me. What if the reason the head is missing might be-if felas head were there, then jumbo wey dey burn must dey him mouth be that o

So the pig actually got attracted to the'monkey' and got fascinated by her curves? A pigs gonna remain either way. Kora people what do they have more than us So so useless

omolomolarinero:
Here's my share after it was shared to everyone on the farm who cares to join me??

See as the meat Sef black Abeg Na so Oyinbo bush meat dey be?

Finally honor comes to the lyrical prophet of the Music Industry,a natural soothsayer and a down to earth original specie. Ambode is such a wonderful leader, but sir I hear say you Sef gbadun him music die o
#AbamiEda lives on still.

This is really disheartening, but from a tribal nor nollywood point of view but from a rational point.. this is maternal mortality and it's a result of the failure of our society..so sad she happened to be a victim. May your soul RIP.

This is what happens when you dont value your home made media. They paint us with sh*t all day and .that's why we are trailing then in digitization even though the first television station Africa(WNTV) was in Nigeria!

Soon some maggot infested brained individuals will start protesting on his behalf.just wait and see..

Even straight outta the bath, she don make up already Can't our girls take pictures without make-ups?

You never tell us wetin you Sef do for body to make you go Scott free.Omo gbagbe, Oluso dey prepare your concoction for riverside

This is one of the best meals you can find there.. and this is no joke!
At least better than soaking garri early morning,or surviving on 10 pieces of cabin biscuits and 1 purewater per day! That's if you are lucky. If you doubt me please ask those that have been there. Still looted cash every where.Cry my beloved country,cry

Stop employing 'expatriates',dem no go hear. If na Naija guy, he for help our recession small cos most likely na stolen money Sef he be!

Common marry una no fit spell for proposal floor. Na anxiety or excitement? ... Aha wetin?!!

Brown roof compliments..

An adage goes thus-The king's palace that got burnt will only add to its beauty... I can see an exception here...

Oba of Lagos don sh*t for chair taytay

Tom Samson from Alimoso in the late 90s?!
Rapture is by the corner brethren
The only thing missing in the picture though might be a glass of expensive wine
Omo jaiye jaiye

This old lady just wan remain in the news at all cost shaaa!
It's a shame cos we don dey tire Sef.
But maybe Na the prize dey still pain am.
Abeg tell one of those your sugar daddies to send you a jet and go relax for Nairobi jor .. .Abi where dem dey?

deathstroke:
Shut tha fvck up bitch. . . Anthony joshua is from anambra state.
Do your research well, before spitting trash.
What are you yorubas known for?
Izzit not transgenders?

Bobrisky
Seun the diva
Noni salma
Chaii Ofe mmanu people will not kill me with laughter abeg

He ain't got no flat head bro. Just keep the faith.. Brown roofs never tried to claim Samuel Peters from you but joined in the celebration then.
Wait why una just be like this?

anochuko01:
brown roofians be claiming him now!
mtcheeew

Isn't it obvious, I wonder how some people could be so unbelievably dumb!