₦airaland Forum

OBAGADAFFI:
Why are people saying that attempts to make Saraki acting President failed yesterday in the Senate?
I think it's a drama masterminded and directed by omo Baba Oloye himself and it played out precisely the way he wrote the script. You think two Senators just jumped up and moved that motion?
Omo Baba Oloye sent a message.
Omo Baba Oloye flew a kite
Omo Baba Oloye tested the waters.
After checking those three boxes, he shot down the motion.
Mission accomplished.

na this Prof know Saraki pass.

Jakumo:
How you come take know say na cement paper dem dey take package ya ganja for Nigeria ? I dey suspect say you get hand for this matter o.

Oya, Oga, testify for we, make we self take style, begin dey follow you for back.

Your name for naira land self "Jakumo" suggest that you have been in this things no be today. I just be jump ni, na u even dey front roll for the matter self.

adecz:

Na dead one e for "catch"?

Taking a wild animal to a zoo in this
recession is the height of wickedness.

In Benue state zoo, whether you are a lion,
chimpanzee, hyena, crocodile or leopard,
the standard food is yam & palm oil.

A terrible punishment...

Man, after I don fall down from a chair, abeg no break my rib with laughter o. Yam and Palm oil for Lion ke? I can't stop laughing at ur post.

Marijuana smoker for this part of world (Nigeria) don suffer! See how marijuana is packaged in the USA, the thing self go dey hungry u for that side. Whereas na Cement paper they use for packaging of marijuana here.

It is very good when law backs something sha.

Nigerian Airways is one of the victims of the President Obasanjo Debt forgiveness and Reforms which he negotiated with the Paris Club, World bank, etc. Our smart benefactors make a lot from this negotiation which include killing the airline for others (their foreign owned) to penetrate the largest aviation market in Africa although some of the reforms may be good for us but they were quick to implement the bad ones than the good ones.

I swear na the husband of the groom I pity for. I no doubt if he hasn't eventually married ----- for a wife. "Show your friends, and I will show u who u are"

Hmmm, this is a biased assessment, looking at the security, international relations and some others, it is easy to know that op was not totally fair but biased towards GEJ.

addikt:
The work is for only 4 hours per day, forgot to include that , and she cam do other jobs as well....

Kindly ask her if that 4hours job is not more than or equate 8hours job in Nigeria.

addikt:
Salary in Nigeria is rubbish!!!...

I had a chat with someone who's working at a filling station (petrol station) days ago in UK and she earns £1000 in a month . Imagine when you change that to our Nigerian currency . OKAY, LET'S DO A LITTLE MATHEMATICS





£1pounds = #300 Naira (definitely more than this )

She earns 1000.

1000 × 300 =300,000

So SHE EARNS 300K EVERY MONTH .

Tell me why wont she be happy and proud of her job, she have bills to pay and she'll still keep some change for feeding and savings ....you're a graduate right ?
tell me what bills you want to pay from 15k per month and where is your savings ...lol
Here in Nigeria, I can't even walk up to a lady that works at a FILLING STATION andwoo her , I will be told I just finished downgrading myself....gosh.
HOW I WISH MAKE I BE ONE PETROL SELLER FOR UK, I GO DEY SAVE 200K EVERY MONTH ...HOW MUCH BE THAT FOR 1 YEAR??

LOL

Do you think 1 room is rent 2-15k naira per month in UK? or you think a bus or train ride go for 100 naira? or you think it is easy to work over there even when u are a citizen? or get a paper?

I wish u could get/have a visa now and show could show us 200k naira savings every month.

Why is this news?

For those who have Father, Brother, Uncle, Cousin, etc in that part of the world, kindly know that all or any of these your relatives do this for their so called wife or partner almost all the time. So this is not new!

Modifies (Sorry, but I just read the whole story and discover it is different from the headline, "first time in 26 years" is what makes the different though):
Ah, its a news o, if this oga cook for his family for the first time in USA o. It is very uncommon to happen in a long time like this o

alanka:
It is not easy to leave the firms after you gain experience and do well outside them.

They have contracted the whole country company, they have become monopoly that can not be broken. This is not a law firm but accounting firm where the ethics or codes of conduct do not allow you to carry out your professional duty in a company where you have relations.

All the companies have being contracted among the tops accounting firms, and you can not audit in your dad's company. Because ethics do not accept that exept as INTERNAL AUDITOR. You either stay with them or you don't practice.

The accounting firms are so strong that they close door for new competitors. Below are some of the reason why there may not be new firms to compete with these big ones.

1. Upgrading of Accoung Code: The big accounting firms play the front roles in upgrading of accounting ethics, practice, rules and regulation

2. Outside Profession Relations: The big accounting firms create off business relationship with chairmen/women, Directors of the companies they work with. Like being members of same club, church, attend same occasions...

3. Purshase of Young Talented Graduate: The big accounting firms have bought the few talented accounting graduates that can challenge them in the future, those who may have the prerequisite to challenge them in nearest future have been bought with that, they have reduced the chance of being challenged in the nearest future.

4. Good pay: their remunerations are good enough. They pay well, they train well, future financial security guaranteed so, it is very slim for anyone to wish to go out to start his own that may run down as early as he starts.

5. Unearthical Secrets: many of these companies have committed a lot of financial crimes, they are still committing more, all of these crimes are hidden under the power of the big audit firms. These must not be exposed and this gives the audit firms chance to remain on top of their games. No chance for strangers.

6. Business Organisations: many of the big accounting firms are conglomerates. They are international, they have international backup, they are not partnership businesses but Limited Liability Companies, So, which new partnership firm wants to compete with them?

7. Size of Market: How many company audits their account in this country? How many company do we have? I have approached many small companies to help them to prepare their accounts and give them financial advice base on the founding they said no. And these are businesses that do not have complete record. Can those who can not call service of an accountant call services of auditor? No.

8. Constitutions: Nigeria constitution is a failure in the sense that it makes it mandatry for only PLCs to audit and publish their accounts once in a year while LIMITED even as we have seen many of them bigger than some PLCs not mandated to audit their accounts.

9. Infant Industry: I see accounting profession as infant industry but highly needed industry. The only few toping the ladder are the ones making more then 90% of the market. All the new firms there striving ended up closing firms and start new business or gain employment or remain jobless.

10. Training: acquisition of skill to become chartered accountant is tedious. It requires money and time. After four years in university some people may find it hard to be struggling with ICAN for more than two years if care is not taking.

11. Demand for Chartered Accountants: the millennial companies employ chartered accountants into various posts in the country, in banking sectors, oil, insurance, beverage... etc this has resulted to many of them not practicing.

12. Demand for Chartered Accountants as Internal Auditors: to be an internal Auditor you don't have to be a chartered accountant, B.sc, HND, M.sc, ATS, PE 1etc should be good enough but millennial businesses employe chartered accountants to do the job.

13. At this stage, I am tired.

It seems u are an aspiring successful accounting/audit firm owner/operator? If so contact me, we may share experience and ideas. regards.

It just happened around 12:45pm today Wednesday 3rd May, the bus I was in narrowly escape armed robbers guns along okene - lokoja/Abuja road. Our bus was shot at but none hit us as our driver was totally experienced to handle the sudden burst into their midst.

Two jeep who tried to turn back was caught but we luckily escape.

Report reaching me is that police are there now and the 2 jeep occupants might have been kidnapped as the jeeps are seen there without their occupants and the robbers have escaped to the bush.

@lalatiscala @mynd44

This graduate OP is one of the sensible graduate in this era.

No certificate can replace or take the place of work experience. Go get work experience either in a pay job or no-pay job/internship first before any additional qualification/ certificate.

Why is it that the pastor was the similing in the picture and not the acclaimed beneficiary? The acclaimed beneficiary self seems unhappy despite the acclaimed gift in the picture.

What will clear my doubt is that: The pastor should give us the name and address of the hotel so that we verify this story independently.

For the Nigerian govt, it is good that these pictures are out in the public. Whenever he runs his mouth anyhow again, the government will just pick him up and say he has violated the conditions of his bail.

I was present at this wedding at Umaru Musa Yaradua hall in Kaduna yesterday. The MC was Bovi and he was assisted by Gov. Amosu(Chairman/Apprentice).

May Allah bless the union!

Anyone who hasn't take selfie with his/her customer/client should be the one to condemn the poor boy. Why can't he take selfie with his client, when the dead are his clients?

Zenlife:
Greetings NL,
If anyone has information for the above subject, Do kindly share.
Thank you.
Blessed be.

I think it cost around $10,000.00. I am not sure though

drey22:
Captured February 10 in Ilorin, collected April 19. 64pages

Did u do the process urself or through their staff? How much does it cost u?

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jumpandpas:
Mr man you were too careless. You value your work more than your wife. Why will you abandon your wife. Just listen to yourself. You are a Coward.

I am sorry but your post doesn't make sense. I wonder if the husband would be one to operate, deliver and transfuse blood to his wife, if he doesn't go to his own work.

Did u even know at all that if the husband is a doctor, he is not allowed to deliver for her wife?

siegfried99:
Dear Nairalanders, please help me, I'm in need of a job before depression injures me.

A graduate of computer science, HND upper credit.

Lives in Lagos

I have IT skills, administrative skills, Customer relationship skills, Computer maintenance and repair, installation (hardware and software) etc


Thank you.

Do you know how to write programme and develop software/applications professionally? If yes, don't look for a job, I could make u a partner.

Possibly the culprit carried arms during the robbery. In our Nigeria, armed robbery carries death penalty whether you killed/attack with the arms or not.

If the above is the case, the judge was right to give death sentence.

Our Nigerian ladies are so mean o. Imaging them making up at beach too.

TunezMedia:
Nigerian screendiva, Rukky Sanda stepped out to celebrate the birthday of her friend, Yvonne Nwosu of vnonne couture. The besties hit a private beach to spend time together but got hounded by male fans who wanted nothing but to stunt on the sexy ladies.

Rukky in a racy pink swimwear flashed her goodies to the delight of her admirers tho the actress was mostly covered up in a cozy beach coat.

See photos below...

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2017/03/nollywood-diva-rukky-sanda-flashes.html

Our Nigerian ladies are so mean o. Imaging them making up at beach too.

This dino guy should not made third class awardees to look like a clown.

Why won't doctors rant?

Doctors and patient in Nigeria will continue to rant about health care until government adopt the schooling and training style of United States. In USA, you don't have to study medicine and surgery at the undergraduate level to become a medical doctor but you will need to go medical school. This same approach should be adopted in Nigeria.

If this can be adopted, you will then see a lot of graduate from other science field who will be interested to become a medical doctor.

Its hard to believe this woman has clocked 50 years. Any Kemi, keep up the good job.

Nothing is here to ever suggest that the man was crippled before the miracle. Miracle of work!

Hmmm, are we sure Uche is not looking for cheap publicity for her self and her movie? The expression in the chat looks for cheap publicity more than a role in a movie.

RIP to the dead.

You mean we, Nigerian guys still dey wear pata (pant/underwear)? I thought we have all changed to boxers ni o.

Really?
I thought it was only South West houses that has brown roof o! hehehehehe Some people are mischievous sha.

ChrisAirforce1:
Well I blame hunger, poverty and bad governance for this kind of hustle.

Blame greeted which Africans are known for.