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shaybebaby:
Lol coco. Only one brother so not enough to go round but lots of eligible hot friends wey sabi cook too.

You don't say

Idowuogbo:

cool

shaybebaby:
Yeah chicka, he does. Why do you ask?

how many of them are guys

I know some single ladies

Cool

Smaller woulda been nicer.
I like the concept.

FrancisTony:
Baka is ass/butt.
If you knew Herzumpther from her former moniker, you'll know that she's extra endowed.

Oh really? She come sabi cook on top.

Herzumpther na you Biko.

Herzumpther:
Lol. Yes na me o

If only I sabi do makeup, I for the leave my pic on my profile but I no sabi, only powder and lip gloss

Coco can I bring my pics down?

Yes darling.

I've seen the style. Thanks

FrancisTony:
I thought women with big baka(in Idowuogbo's voice ) are bimbo!

I don't understand.

Herzumpther:
Its em...will post a pic of it in my diary then mention you. I will delete it immediately o because my face might show in one of the pic. Some people use straw, the type they use to take soft drinks and others use .....let me just quickly show you. At the end you will think I'm on low cut but its the style. I have a natural curly hair but I just can't get this style out of my system lol.

ok.

Do you have natural hair? i.e unrelaxed hair?
I cut my hair and I don't know what do with it for the life of me.

FriedPlantain:
wetin kon be the reward for whoever wins? Not like the FrancisTony stands any chance whatsoever anyways.

The reward is the bragging rights.

Anytime the winner sees the loser, he will be like "see this one that can't cook noodles"

Abeg leave Francis. If he won't cook, then you're the automatic winner.

Herzumpther:
Lol. I actually made abacha today. You just dey follow my mind cococandy lol. I will post the pic when I get home, I'm presently at the saloon making straw curls..... That is eh, e be like say them use straw curls swear for me lol.

I would do anything for abacha right now

What's straw curls?

FriedPlantain:
coward! if you think you are man enough, I challenge you to a special noodle cooking battle. Whoever wins gets a special treat from Cococandy next weekend.

I dare you coward!

Francis

Oya.

errm special treat? I made no such promise

You're the problem.

Difficult and hard to please.

that look the nanny is giving you, is all in your head.

And your generalization is just funny. You think me an Igbo woman won't hire a cook and out my feet up if I could afford it?

This one Na excuse to pursue women from other areas as you're obviously 'belleful' of the ones around you.

Very very o.

Is anyone giving husband of the year award? This one you're asking.

FriedPlantain:
Chai!

FrancisTony:
Nice one.
I can't cook anything except indomie.

Ok here's what we gonna do.

Cooking competition between you and francistony.


Just noodles. Garnish how you like. Since we can't taste it, the one with the best appearance wins it.
You will give us details on how you prepared it.

Are you guys game?

zeb04:
oh cocobaby see you affecting lives, that's beautiful.

I'd even forgotten this post.

I think we all do. Someone once tagged me to thank me for one post since 2012 with my former moniker that really helped him. I didn't even know which post he was referring to.

You would be surprised to know you've helped someone in the past without knowing it.

I've learned many things here.

keppyy:
I just read that your post and I'm inspired...

Thank you

Awww. Thanks too.

And I can't believe I was attacked for that post. Lol.
Glad to be of help.

FriedPlantain:
Sorry I meant these days not three days, na error be that biko. E don almost reach 10 years last wey I see you post Pishure last sef

errrrrrmm ..... [img]http://cs537423.vk.me/u90619118/docs/1c00dffc1e7b/49658-Johnny-Depp-Ed-wood-speechless-3lEc.gif?extra=Is0xkTvp7_2KjzWnbKXvr7l45VuQub6xMQHdVsC67hdeOo18F4j_H8N2poche7x3r1lXak50LwktvIrBLcCh_IS7gbBUGl0[/img]

I'm giving you a challenge to cook and post. Today.

Or tomorrow if it's too late over there.

Cook you must. I'll remind you.

FrancisTony:
I am not talking about the recent stalker but "Nl..true".

She always come to save herself whenever someone dissagrees with her and she knows a lot about you.

*I love aproko* Unfollows thread.

Herzumpther, those foods, eh.

Abeg na you know wetin you dey talk.
No offense meant whatsoever but....
Seriously I'm not a kid to let someone use me fight their personal battles. I see that happens a lot here.
More recently so. People trying to push two heads together. Some aren't smart enough to see it, but I see it and I ain't getting caught in that rubbish.

And that fellow whether male or female knows nada about me. Zilch. If it wasn't irritating, it would make great comedy how aimlessly the silly guy (or girl as you seem to believe) reaches desperately to find something to say.

Wait so readers on this forum believe what they read here? Lol.

I tire today no be small. Let me go lay back down. Will cook later and post so that the thread will continue on the right track.

Who get food make e post. Na only avocado I chop this morning.

People can do amebo sha.

I pity naija celebs.

Wow.
She's goooooooood.

This post is since 2013.

Abeg make the past stay in the past

FriedPlantain:
You sef don lose form pass Emenike three days, you no dey post those mouth-watering meal pishures like before. Maka why?

It's not been more than 3 days since I last posted an. I don't cook everyday so I can't post everyday.

Wey your own post BTW?

FrancisTony:
I think one of your best friend has a hand in some of the alternate monikers.

Check who unfollowed you.
*Unfollows thread*

I couldn't care less.

I've like 8 full pages of followers. How am I supposed to know who unfollowed me?
I no dey check those kind things.
No time.

I do suspect a certain real life troll was behind those rubbish not a friend per se. I know his style.

Pls check the police stations and hospitals of possible.

I pray he's found in one piece and alive of course.

Lmao @ people
Someone actually created another moniker the other day to yab the 'rat poison' I'm posting in the kitchen as food.

Instead make e ask me nicely to package some send for am.

It's like you're in my mind.

Herzumpther o.

I dey wait you.

Craving African salad like bad. Believe I'll enter my phone and eat the food if you post them .

Kimoni:
I nearly called you on this thread yesterday but somehow I didn't.

You know we used to get this original African dishes our from you, but you sef don turn to oyinbo food now. It's all good though.

When I was pregnant and didn't have an appetite, I only needed to look at your locally prepared dishes and I would go and eat immediately.

How have you been

They should go up north pls.
The stories that touch the heart emanating from that part of the world no be here o.

You're blessed.

Oduok:
I read this post last year and was so motivated, especially by this comment cococandy made. I sleep and wake up with this comment for the past one year now. I have just graduated - a two time best student, ND and B.Eng. But I never considered it as a potential - waiting for Shell, Exxonmobil job. I now want to invest my last scholarship pay - 250,000naira into starting up a PALM OIL SHOP. The vision is to own a Palm Oil processiong plant both for local need and export in the future. I'll be 30 this year and i've met my fiancee while in the University - hoping to settle down soon. So I thank everyone that contributed to this post. If not this post perhaps what had happened in the narration of the OP would have happened to me.