₦airaland Forum

Very funny.

Curiouscity:
Nigerians and free 'food'!

People running to give birth in Western countries are the ones spoiling Nigeria. Once their kids have dual citizenship, the parents start destroying the institutions, and make a mess of the system, after all 'My kids can go back to 'obodo onyibo'. Can't we fix this country??

Sweep your compound, I sweep mine, our village will be clean!!

@bold, deep.

Pls help me ask o.

If you talk they will say you see anything white as better.
When common Ghana is more organized than us. Are they white?

Our people don't like facing up to their problems.

Onegai:
Please where are these "Moral Values" in Nigerian society, I'd like to see them?

Police Brutality?
Lack of Honesty and Decency amongst our youth to even attempt to write exams without cheating or coercing a lecturer?
Breakdown of every institution known to Man?
Accepted Violence and Rape against minors and genders?
Widespread corruption amongst the masses?
Moral decadence dresses up in finery and attending church every Sunday hypocritically?
Parenting skills reduced to verbally and physically assaulting your child?

I could go on...

How they show Africa as being a backward village with war and famine is how they show the western world wih crazy antics . Bad news sells and peoole don't want to hear "Mike bought a home and Judy graduated" on the news, they want to see "Joe shot up a school in a drive-by" same way "Africa is a country and they are constantly starving and fighting brutal wars or committing crime". I personally have met kinder and more honest people outside Nigeria. Heck, the average Nigerian person attempted to elbow and push my pregnancy out of the way because they were rushing to enter the cinema hall to watch FF7, meanwhile in the US, everyone courteously held doors open and enquired about my health (total strangers every time! ).

Abegl bone that Nigerian Values silliness...

MizMyColi:
I'm glad you're not bothered.
Apparently, you've become pachydermous.

Pachy

Grabs dictionary. I dey come.

Story time

Did he tie the baby there or just using the boxers to secure it?

Yuck

Anyway most importantly that baby can fall and injure itself. Risky.

chisco82:
Lol! Mana obughi mmiri nile zoro ezo ka~ana eche nu.

yea. you're right

chisco82:
You no go kill me with this your response.
Were ya nwayo nwanyi oma.

Nwayo ke. Not here

I've watched fools like him go around poking people and trying to form Mr. Cool when called out.

Whoa. Hold your peace dude.

I didn't ask for your advice. Don't tell me you're one of those monkeys who come out of nowhere to look for trouble and start crying that the person responded harshly.

I'm free to reply any how I want. Like telling you you're jobless with no life outside nairaland for you to come into a fine thread like this and start blabbing nonsense.

Tell me what warranted your comment on this thread? Except profound stupidity

If you have a life outside NL you won't be that xtupid.

Dapo777:
Lmoa , seriously I really like u.
First u are so beautiful, secondly u are intelligent

And thirldy u get angry easily which buttresses my first message to you, you are quite touchy and the way respond to people u will never see on nairaland just makes me laugh.

Let's talk.

This nairaland, lots of people here are trolls, they just came here to look for trouble like some people just did now on this thread, and you gave them just what they wanted, it might surprise you if I tell u that I was laughing when I saw Ur mention its just funny how easy it is for me behind the screen here thousands of kilometers away from u behind Ur own screen there, could bring about this funny angry emotion of yours , anyway my point is this: you just made me start my day with joy , thanks.

Expect more surprises from me probably later in d future.

Love u cococandy. Hahahahahaha very funny lady.


And again, stop taking nairaland too serious. If u have a life outside nairaland , nothing people would say on nairaland should make u react this way like someone so pained and lonely . Anyway don't let me take the only life u have on nairaland away from u, since u have none in real life. Enjoy d rest of Ur day.

#Just in case I didn't respond to Ur next ranting, I am probably busy with my life, of course not on nairaland like Ur life, I mean real life #

Interesting read.

I've got a mad person on my hands.

Lawd have mercy.

See this smooth talker

I'm smiling quite alright.

Don't worry save all the wooing until you meet her .

nairamaniac:
very funny. doubt if she's much prettier though. Anything more than this would be a Mermaid. Don't mind me, your being pretty wasn't the topmost reason I buzzed you. saw some of your posts. instantly knew, you were real, down to earth, good sense of humour, enlightened and intelligent. if your sister is similar to you in these characteristics I mentioned and also half as pretty as you. Then you just won yourself an IN-Law.

Note: I'm not an alien, aliens wouldn't make you smile just as you smiling at the moment.

nairamaniac:
you have a twin sister? lightening struck twice? hope she's identical? Hook me up if she's not also married.

your mother's womb must be gold-plated.

She's single and much prettier.

I would but I don't trust nairalanders.

How do I know you're not an alien?

So many quirky characters in this jungle these days.

ferdimako:

Follow me laugh too.

This nairaland ehn.

Person go just dey on her own busybody nobodies will be behind their screen trying to analyze them.

See our fine thread trying to go downhill because some misfit won't keep his ogogoro induced opinions to himself.

@bold, You gotta be kidding me.

I love your standing up for me

But seriously why would you think a frustrated miserable fellow hiding behind a trolling account would bother me?

I only pity the sleepless nights he has because of me. You should pity him too dear.

MizMyColi:
I take serious exception to this!
Look mr/miss alternate account...

If it goes around, it must surely come come around.

If that woman so much as sheds a tear for this embarrassing comment , I am joining my voice to that of hers, and I am declaring that the good elements of the cosmos rise up and fight for her!

You don't throw such wicked shades at people because you have the privilege of anonymity and some mb to throw around!
You don't!

cc:
Lalsticlala

Dapo777:
You have this innocent look at ur profile picture, but i dont know if i can say the same of your comments here on nairaland.

U are really touchy and u say things typical of someone who is subconsciously frustrated.

Dont mean to ignite anger in u, just stating an observation.

I don't know but you're sounding like someone who's consciously frustrated with no direction in his life.

Didn't mean to ignite your anger too.

Afam4eva:
Is cococandy a Nigerian?

Afam you must be kidding me.

Capableben:
How about your son?

dem never born am.

HARMYMY:
Thanks to everyone . After all prayer and doctor help to survive my Prince, my Prince said goodbye to the world on Thursday. After CS God said His not my baby. Wish all the pushing mama supernatural delivery.

Sorry dear.

Big hug.

CFCfan:
That's why I don't take most Nigerians' view of morality seriously.

BTW $180,000=N43.2million at N240:$1
or N29.7million at N165:$1 (as at last yr)

@bold, Oh. Fact.

Bia nwokem why iji eme m apkiri ogologo like this na? Kwusiya o

ferdimako:
We have it even without any clothes on...one dey olukola...after Ajah. Niggas buying beer at extortionate prices and they have dress codes for guys...babes on their birthday suits.

My pretensions naija sisters. Virtuouso

They will go at night and come back in the morning to shout tufiakwa for those they see on the Internet. It's allowed sha. We must seem reserved at all costs.

And the dudes condemning them are the most debased at times when it comes to things like that. You can tell by the way they rush to strip anything that moves unclad just to get a glimpse of their privates.

I doff my hat to the crippling hypocrisy.

At least these ones are making money from theirs.

CFCfan:
You're shocked. She earns more than thrice the salary of a corporate worker with 2 or more years experience

I tell you

^^^^^^

jashar:
With the moral degradation and decadence emanating from obodo oyinbo, I can't imagine raising my children abroad. It would be harder work raised to the power infinity.

It's easier to train children here and instill moral values in them than abroad. In my own opinion though.

lmao
It's almost comical.

Picture
Where is da picture?

It's official.

Madness has enveloped our country.

I couldn't even finish the story.
God forbid bad thing.

This is beginning to seem like an unbreakable curse. When will human dignity be taken seriously by these fools that call themselves law enforcement?

CFCfan:
You could do it for a few years

lol

CFCfan:
As a business based solely on looks, the income decreases as they get older. And many of them quit when the hit their mid 30s or 40s.
I wouldn't also rule out lack of savings as a cause.

mmm so I better stay in school then.

I was going to drop out and try my luck there.

CFCfan:
lol. You can google them and find out.
I haven't been in a Lagos for six yrs

I'm just messing with you

Amis:
I eventually paired ur with rice

nice

CFCfan:
Are u telling me? Those places are usually packed full of customers. Ikeja and VI are the main centers for the business.

See as I dey look.

How you take know?

CFCfan... Mmmm
Clears throat.

CFCfan:
Hmm. You may be right; but I don't think any Naija lady is brave enough to sell smoothies outdoors for 6-8hrs a day.

but they are brave enough to harass 'customers' outside to come patronize them with their titss hanging out?

Bone that thing. It will be just as it is here.
Some people will be indifferent.
Some won't mind doing it.
Some will abhor those who do it.
Some will be excited to be part of it.