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JoeCutie:
Hey, mama! Morning.

So ibu one of our sisters...

what are you doing in the labor room?

These biscuits saved me in boarding house.those days when our kitchen mistresses would cook with only half the ingredients assigned to them and serve us taste less beans.
Then 'speedy' would speed to the rescue.

Umu nwanyi kwenu!
Lovely and strong mamas

Why the stove of all places?

MaconAwire:
ROUGHLY #570K! THE DEVIL IS A LIAR...

do you know small maybe at all?

It is more than #5 million you dey talk 570k

toshmann:
O gini na eme gi
Ichoro ka m gbara oto before inara na m di serious?

Ok, ichoro number m

toshmann:
Ejim excess ego kara aka. Infact ego m na anyi aru na akpa m. Account m di na bank iri. Fron cardiff to california.

Abu m ego, aturu taba
Ejy n'efe n'elu
Anu ana agba egbe o n'acho condom
The crown prince of umumkpi
The ochikichiki-dakalaka 1 of umugidigbam

Nothing mega, anu m ya

a nwuola m

Tosh. Let me know when you're serious

toshmann:
Ahaaaa, ugbua ka ibiara.


Onara mma ka gi okwa ya?

Yes na.

Ijikwa ego igwe?

toshmann:
Chuwju aju, AMEN!!



But coco imara mma o,
Inwere ejima or nwanne nwanyi yichara gi?

Actually enwere m ejima.

Ma na Odi ojii karia mu.
Omara mma ka Genevieve nnaji.
Chai Asa nwa.

But

toshmann:
Chei!

Coco leave me follow peter
i dont know what to do
And she talkbsay i no do am
Like the way peter de do

Coco leave uche ebele
Talk say she wan marry Kene
Nwa ada kedu ife n'eme

Coco muo
Coco mu o

Im looking for my coco
Do you know coco
Question

Notify me if you break up

Obulu ogwu Oma nre. Chukwu aju.


_{i know you're kidding}

dovelike:
That wasn't the story my aunt told me. She said that when there is shortage of water, the remaining is kept for the women and kids, then the men...you know.

really? That's not fair.

dovelike:
Now that's very disgusting. . I thought the women drank real water while the men drank the women urine.

lwell if there was water no one would need to drink anyone's urine right?

dovelike:
So what did the women drink when they were thirsty?

according to that article they shared their own urines with the men.

Too lazy to cook today.
Banana nut muffin for breakie.
Did a poor job boiling just one egg.
I guess some days are like that.

Tufiakwa ajo nwanyi nke a

moca:
Hahahaahaaaa!
And mummy loved her a lot
D only thing is to stay away from such people.
D children have all turned against her now.
She dealth with d first son's wife very well but d woman conquered her. She is now in UK with her children enjoying her marriage.
Her hubby beat d hell outt of her because of this woman at eight months pregnancy and went to work.
While she was lying down on d door,the mama came down and opened door and left to her daughter's place. She didn't tell anybody.
Very unusual and d daughter called d wife but no answer.
Small time d son came and took her home.
We learnt later that d son couldn't concentrate at work so had to rush home. Wifey was lying on d floor,he went up,mama who caused d whole thing has cleared her thing and left.
How wicked can one be?
If she didn't spare an unborn child,na me she go spare?
Abeg,let God handle her case.
Na look I dey dey look

Bless the blogger.

berem:
That's not Shaki. I think it's vein of the cattle.

Igbos call it "akwara anu" or "itakata iluo"

my favorite part

jnrbayano:
So una don leave akpu/utara and other delicacies eji mara ndi bee anyi na erizi soso nri ndi ocha?

O gini bukwa cheese kita? Is it not nri Tom ji arabanye Jerry na trap?

Cc: Cococandy
Babymama1
Babyosisi

You no dey see my african dishes?
Na Babyosisi and Chillisauce and efemenaxy be the culprits.

I'd be willing to slap that woman for you if I ever met her. i really hate mean people.

I don't know what some folks gain from being hard and evil towards their fellow human beings.
I've met some mean spirited folks before and they disgust me.

moca:
Oya begin cry

This is just one tenth of what I passed tru.
When I'm emotionally stable to talk about my one and only masochistic bro,u go smash ur phone now

When I post,i post out of experience.
I became an adult at a very tender age.
But all glory to God.
I'm still dumbfounded as how everything and more turned out for my good!

NaijaOptimist:
tnx for not taking any offence.

besides, keep oga on his toes with that sparkling beauty of urs.

NaijaOptimist:
ripple that "comes back to" you

Oh thank you

you went through this?

I'm so pissed on your behalf.

moca:
Sweetheart,thank u (who ne this now? And she sabi my initials wella)
Yes o!
I don't joke with that mi lady at all.
She has only me now.
I bathe and clothed her,cleaned her shyte and tell her it is well. Anytime she set eyes on me,she will brighten up.
When I met this man wey steal my heart,i told him he is gonna marry 2 women.
Infact,as soon as we r done,my mum is moving in with us.
My academics suffered but I didn't know how God did it,our exam officer interacted with me. For like 3 times and decided to do the right thing.
I didn't bribe anybody. If any of u know orji of unn exams and records,u will know what I'm saying. At a time he started dashing me tfare.

One man saw how I dey hussle for school and put my name for the next list of workers name to abuja. I just don't want to stay there and I told him to remove it.
Uncountable number of elders blessed my huzzle.
From house to school to mkt to school again to house.

Do u know d stoopid sis said it si ashweo work that is giving me money?
Even when mumsy finally died,this useless woman conived with whomever that I will not be involved in her burial.
My mum kwa.
That was where I lost it.
I told hubby to go home let me deal with her and her cronies
I went to my mum's grave and wailed almost maked.
Fear catch them.
See turnaround.
Na so people carry d case for head.
I was outside the compd when the church people did their thing.
Infact,i wasn't even told d date. D nurse that handled her called me a day b4 d funeral to ask where I dey as she has not seen me and people r asking after me.
Na so I quickly enter motor and meet a canopy of people doing service of songs.
As I wan enter house,i was halted,that d umuada will go if I enter my papa compound.

I don't like telling this story but what I hv learnt in this world is that cow wey no get tail,na him God dey pursue flies for am.

What was d bone of contention?
I stopped begging her and her children for stippend. Stopped going to lick their nyash.

Every xmas,i go home to serve them. If I happen not to come early(maybe I was busy with my sick mum)news don begin fly.
D children wey dey outside don begin to call me demanding or instructing me to go and help in their house that is filled with battalion.
They won't even come to see my mum yet....,
Let me stop here.
Will gradually get it off my chest completely.


I tell this story so that young gals will know that they can pull tru despite all d tragedies and broken hearts.
I made it,till today,im still used as testimony a lot by those who know my history.
Don't sell urself cheap.
Be optimistic and aspire for d best.
Work hard and I tell u, u will be amazed how ur dreams will come true.
Mine did.

So long an epistle!
Make una no vex o!

Preternatura1:
Thats really nice, that way we all don't have to be strangers, really cool.

yea. And be careful too. Not every PM deserves a reply. So you might choose to ignore those you don't recognize their moniker.

NaijaOptimist:
check your signature for correction.

pls show me the mistake. Can't find it

dovelike:
I heard in the olden days, men drink women urine

They did it out of necessity. While traveling through the desert, the tendency to die of thirst was much and when they traveled too far with no source of water in sight, they drank the women's urine because women have more body water than men.

It is nothing sexual.

Everyday life of the normad.

How do you guys think they cope with water needs when there is non available at the moment?

These things don't mean a thing to them.

Well that's the truth.
Not all bible rules apply to Christians

Anyway I don't give myself headache over it.

GodMode:
I knew u were going to say its "old testament"... Most christians do that a lot...

in my opinion:

When the bible writes "israelites" its talking about christians...

In this 21st century... Land inheritance also means Assets and Finance...

I don't debate religious passages cos the debate will have no conclusion...

Don't give yourself headache over a rule millions of people have already broken even before this 21st century...

GodMode:
You're welcome.....

That part of the bible is not for all christains.
And it is just for those Israelite daughters in line to inherit land.
It was all about land inheritance so that they wouldn't lose their land to other tribes.
Not religious purposes.

Whatever sha. Old Testament things.
It is not the law for christains.

You know many Old Testament stuff describe only some Jewish traditions not the laws Christ charges us to live by.

GodMode:
Read -- Numbers 36

You're a beauty

Oh.


Ok thanks

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Single dads are more the culprits. I don't know why they do that.
Bouncing the kids from one place to the other.

That was how the other one gave his 2yr old daughter to a strange lady he met on Facebook to take care of for him and poor little girl ended up tied up for hours for just being a baby.
Smh

#clueless

Orikinla:
[size=28pt]Parents who cannot take care of their own children should never have children.
Why have children you cannot take good care of?
Are you cursed or idiots?[/size]

She's probably been sold or something like that.
All the bone story is to discourage the father from looking for her further.
That's guardian, school and the friend need to be investigated seriously.
Evil humans

GodMode:
For religious people its wrong.

But since I'm not religious.

Yes if she's more beautiful than cococandy And also respects me...

How is it wrong for religious people?

Erm stop lying I know your babe. She's even finer than Genevieve