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coogar: you can come in now...danger has been averted!

coogar: lolololol
so you have been lurking around since, eh? how come i didn't see your mat?

coogar: sorry, idowu.
i really wanted you to start a family with fakaay. don't worry....as soon as i get another client, i'll let you know.

LesbianBoy: LOOSE girl! She as she quickly went to give chris attoh her big nyash to fucck fast fast before marriage! Its very obvious she and chris are in lust with eachother not love!

pickabeau1: Na so Na...you be ma'am Na...

But make una dey tell una sister say she no dey try with this her hate threads...

pickabeau1: Im fine... ma'am..
My regards to yours..

pickabeau1: I see varying degrees of hate..still hate

pickabeau1: That's based on your standard
If you slap me..is one slap enough?
Who knows

Ten may suffice

Now that it has become another dimension
You talk of hate..

What of the ill-advised post ridiculing another person's mother or family member

It was just harmless fun

Her family member may be on this same NL

pickabeau1: hate begets hate..

Jesus was born on a star day, three wise men saw that a new child has been born. Apparently we had other child been born on the same day in AFRICA, EUROPE, ASIA, AMERICA, AUSTRALIA etc in the olden days.

Jesus was born by birth and they made love before they could gave birth to him.He was a celebrity in his own town Bethlehem, he grew up and created the religion Christianity. We were told he walked on the sea, if he did back then he must have used black magic because you cannot walk on water without magic.

We were also told he fed thousands of people with five fishes and two loaves of bread, that is never possible, it was MADE BELIEVE, it was a proverb that if you have food or knowledge share it within the poor.

We also learnt that he turned water to wine during his days, it was a blank lie, Jesus Christ must have deceived his people because back then folks were not wise, he must have changed the water to wine by his disciples.

After ruling in his town and known as a celebrity, he wanted to take over the world by greed. He traveled to Europe where they were more wiser and advanced knowledge.

He was caught by the olden days police officer - ROMANS that he was lier, he couldn't perform any magics and all his stories that he perform was a trick and made believe. They wondered why he did that and who is HE? is he the Almighty God and they cut his ear off for disobeying the Almighty God and wanting to be famous in the world instantly by bringing a new religion that will cause havoc and setting new rules like the NEW TESTAMENT.

He was judged by the COURT OF LAW in Italy and was sentenced to DEATH by Nail. They killed
him with the thief because they knew he was just a person trying to create some kind of laws he couldn't handle. If they was GUN in the olden days he would have SHOT to DEATH

After 3 days he never resurrected. He died a painful and a mysterious death. Because of Jesus Christ, folks started fighting each other, they was misunderstanding, they also wrote a story about him just to make him FAMOUS in world introducing the BIBLE.

Jesus Christ was the part of the folks that let folks fighting each other - CHRISTIAN vs MUSLIM because they set different kinds of laws. E.g. WORLD WAR I, WORLD II and also WORLD III that would be fought.

Jesus Christ was never the messiah and will never be the messiah of the EARTH, he was just a celebrity that was born on a good day trying to be like Almighty God.

That's why when you see blood - people scream Jesus Christ - his name was an abuse to HUMANITY and must be CONDEMNED


If he never had sex then, that was his own problem, but I will never trust JESUS CHRIST because nobody knew if he had banged ladies 2000 years ago or not.

Jesus Christ?? What a Motherfucker!

ihedinobi2: How strong exactly is the human stomach again?

faakay: this is why they need me

production of robots - three different kinds

a human being - I will use myself as sample in the laboratory - then another one which will be used to combat terrorism and used in the military forces and police forces etc

Human Made Machine http://faakay..com/2011/12/human-made-machine_26.html - and other inventions I want to invent - all the other scientists are waiting for me, they are in California

I have also written a letter to the President of Nigeria and I'm still awaiting response

Check the letter here - http://faakay..com/2014/03/letter-to-mr-president-federal-republic.html which has been sent to all the Nigerian TV stations and Radio stations in the development of humanity

So the wife should know the kind of person she wants to marry

coogar: i want to be your relationship manager. who exactly do you like on this forum? i can help you win her heart completely. just mention her name & you can have her within 72 hours.

Apatheist: Answer.

Apatheist: Hey, honey.

Strength : Rational Thinking
Weakness : Short Temper

Tag: Cococandy

TV01: I humble myself where my families well-being is concerned 0. And it works for the "team" thingy; wifey does not do dirty or heavy lifting. And yes, at first I was subject to local/bushy-bushy type remarks.

Although funnily enough, she too jumped on this bandwagon small-small. Not willing to cede her position as primary carer - by me doing something for him that she doesn't - she followed suit. But it's a half-hearted almost noiseless effort. And she's always quick to call me or say to him "let daddy suck your nose" if I'm around !


TV

EfemenaXY: True that.



I've never heard of, nor seen a child seeking shade underneath a car. That's just too weird. It looks more and more a case of him hiding from someone. Hiding somewhere where he would be least found.

Idowuogbo: I'm into polyandry

Idowuogbo: I'm not posing oo... the op wants a UK/USA based kokolet, if he can make it rain, i will loff him ti ti lai lai... Abi you think me sef no wan do a Lorreta? Bella naija must feature us mehn!

OP,when you return from cafe abeg snap more pics so I can print and hang them in my living room.

Idowuogbo: Wait o! Bros, na USA/UK base u dey find? Lmaaaao! Awww.... Oya confess na.... tell us the main main o jare! Bobo, u wan clear comot 4 naija before shekau reach ya side ba? I catch uuuuuuuuu!!!

EfemenaXY: I'm quite sure, if one digs deeper, they'll find that there's a lot more to the story than what's actually been told.

The first question that comes to my mind is this: why would such a little boy (child for that matter), choose to sleep underneath a car of all places? That in itself is very unnatural. Was it that he was afraid of going home? Was he threatened to be beaten, hence him hiding under the car and out of pure exhaustion, unintentionally fell asleep?

The more you think about it, the more you blame his parents / guardians. Abeg, this story is just too painful to dwell on.