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Crime › Re: Man Brutalises Wife’s Niece For Using Air Conditioner (photo) by cococandy(f): 8:01am On Sep 19, 2016
Zeze06:
Something tells me this lady is a pathetic liar trying to gain sympathy from the public, she must be very saucy and insolent, I know her kind so I don't blame the man...It must have been a tussle of supremacy. . .
you know her from where?
Crime › Re: Man Brutalises Wife’s Niece For Using Air Conditioner (photo) by cococandy(f): 8:00am On Sep 19, 2016
Pangea:
What was the woman thinking?
Taking that freeloader back after 20 years?
I'm sure he reconciled because the woman is now making dollars in the USA.
The next thing they will hear is that he has sold the house after evicting all her family members.
Some men are just pure evil.
And the woman should never make the mistake of helping the ijjiot to America o!
exactly
Travel › Re: Jamaica, No Problem!!! by cococandy(f): 6:08am On Sep 19, 2016
shaybebaby:
Currency is Jamaican dollars although the US dollar is widely accepted.
The exchange rate is roughly 120 Jamaican dollars to 1usd.
So I wasn't best pleased when boo had to shell out $119 for a scuba diving trip. So underwater photos sadly, we didn't prepare too well prior. The depth of the dive was about 10m and I was told they spotted a shark.. I wouldn't know.. I was safely onboard the boat jamming to some 90's rnb with the captain. lipsrsealed
grin
Crime › Re: Suspected Nigerian Cultist Killed In Malaysia (Photos) by cococandy(f): 5:03am On Sep 19, 2016
If he's yet to identified, how then is he a suspected cultist?
Family › Re: Play With Children But Be Careful While At It by cococandy(f): 5:01am On Sep 19, 2016
I wonder too why she wasn't playing with the sister she came to see. And he didn't chase her off to go find her 5yr old mate
KanwuliaExtra:
The moment was drawing near indeed!
To eat the FOOD or the GIRL? cheesy

What a SATANIC imagery!

If your sister was not home(prolly running up and down the street, kissing some other hormonal-sadists away from proper parental supervision!)

. . . . WHY THE PHOCK DID YOU NOT TAKE HER FRISKY AZZZZZE HOME? undecided


I am really sorry for you.
No female will feel comfortable with your narrative.


I blame the parents of the girl because the girl has ABDOLUTELY ZERO HOME TRAINING.

Her mother knew she was "coming" with you? ARE YOU THE "BABY-SITTER? grin

Why on EARTH would you engage such a young FEMALE CHILD with "horse-play"?

Not proper EVEN WITH YOUR OWN SISTER!


Reason? If these young girls do NOT know boundaries with BOYS OR MEN at home, they can NEVER learn OUTSIDE THE HOME. They will behave the same way, HORSING around with every RIFF-RAFF around VILLAGE, TOWN, CITY and COUNTRY for starters. Then graduate to cheap TARGETS for sexual predators around CITIES, CONTINENTS, GLOBE, GALAXY and UNIVERSE! embarassed


Please, respect yourself. kiss

*i know you copied this narrative from some other blog or gossip board. you only posted it here to get a "rise". NL is dryer than BUHARI'S shyte at the moment. please spare us this kind of "mind-messing" topic. thanks.
Family › Re: Play With Children But Be Careful While At It by cococandy(f): 4:59am On Sep 19, 2016
OP hopefully you've learned your lesson. Don't play with other people's kids anyhow.

Like someone said (and I thought I was the only one before I read her comment) The whole waxing poetic nature of your write-up doesn't sit well with me. Maybe it's your normal way of writing but in this story, it sort of romanticizes the encounter making for an uncomfortable read. If you can edit and just be plain with the message you're trying to pass across that would be nice.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by cococandy(f): 2:02am On Sep 19, 2016
LastMumu:
I take it you cook and serve foods at restaurants. grin grin


E don tey wey I reach here last, I miss all of una.
haha
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by cococandy(f): 10:25pm On Sep 18, 2016
Lamborghini:
This looks like food served in an eatery.
I take that as a compliment.
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f): 10:23pm On Sep 18, 2016
MrPresident1:
The ancients treasured virginity because they knew about tainted vineyards sown with diverse seeds that gave birth to defiled fruits.

I speak of wisdom incomprehensible to your little mind.

When your husband brings another woman home as his second wife, die! grin
@bold, Not necessary in this day and age.

Simple solution, dump such a husband's sorry ass.

Get out of the jungle where you're in. Women worth their salt these days aren't as desperate as the ones who made you believe you can get way with such behavior anymore.
Travel › Re: Jamaica, No Problem!!! by cococandy(f): 8:58pm On Sep 18, 2016
shaybebaby:
Cc mindfulness, Cococandy, onegai.
Coco, it's right in your doorstep and I saw plenty bubbas, really child friendly.
Onegai, it's a 9 and half hour flight so if you don't mind the distance..would thoroughly recommend it.
But stuff is expensive there, I found more expensive than UK.. Regular stuff I mean.
Some time in the near future I guess. We had that planned for this summer before we knew baby girl was on the way. So it didn't work out (I didn't even know it's rainy in the summer over there. Thanks for that).

Nice photos kiss
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f): 6:50pm On Sep 18, 2016
This is why I just can't tolerate it when some beastly dudes try to paint every man in the same color as themselves. Clearly you're not all the same.
NobleG1:
@Toks2008

Complete rubbish!!!

Advising women to just endure their cheating husbands to be happy in their marraige is the most egomaniac jibbrish I've ever read in my life.

You're probably a f*ucking cheater who expects every woman to tolerate your f*ucking pathetic cheating life! You should go and bury your dumb and empty head in the sand in shame, as*shole!

Let me ask you id*iot this, would you tolerate having a cheating wife? It is because of id*iots like you that made it difficult for women to trust good men!

And to say that a woman must be good in the kitchen and bed to have a happy marraige, is the dumbest sexist statement on NL in recent time!

Having a great relationship doesn't solely depend on one partner! It's the full responsibility of both partners to create a great healthy and happy relationship!

A man or woman who really loves you will NEVER cheat on you. When your partner starts cheating on you, it simply means he/she doesn't love you. Some people can't differentiate between "like" and "love".

Any relationship where infidelity is tolerated can NEVER be a happy one! It is a toxic relationship! So for an as*shole to come here to encourage women to tolerate cheating men to ensure a "happy" relationshop is sickening!
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f): 6:48pm On Sep 18, 2016
Sophyrocks:
Hahahahaha. Na small boy now. His hormones are still raging. At his age, all he thinks about is s.ex and hoes. No future ambition. His type full nairaland.
One can really spot the hormonal ones from afar. cheesy
Family › Re: Escaping US Alimony By Moving To Naija by cococandy(f): 6:45pm On Sep 18, 2016
Nairaland is the court of misinformation. I know at least two women that pay child support to their husbands. If we believe everything the alarmists on this forum say then it would mean that every woman ever regardless of the circumstances of the divorce get paid by the man. Tssk

eyinjuege:
Many people believe dem say, dem say easily without even thinking deeply about issues.
I've learnt to just take what people tell me at face value. Because someone narrates a tale to me doesn't make it true.
What most don't understand about divorce cases is that it doesn't always work out the same for everyone, because circumstances always differ. You can have 2 married men with similar earning power, same no of kids going through a divorce with same judge, but the outcome will always differ.
Even though some women do try to abuse the legal system, but there are checks and balances in the same system to protect everyone including the men. Such women are usually found out
Phones › Re: Apple Fans React After Finally Getting Their Hands On Iphone7 by cococandy(f): 6:41pm On Sep 18, 2016
2kurupt:
For bragging rights & show off, while those that ordered are still waiting. Some do that to later resell at a higher price b4 it floods the market.

Kinda silly if you ask me undecided
I ordered and got mine yesterday. No need to wait and no stress.
Phones › Re: Apple Fans React After Finally Getting Their Hands On Iphone7 by cococandy(f): 2:41pm On Sep 18, 2016
Why queue when they could have just ordered it.
Phones › Re: Nigerian Man Buying Iphone7 In Malaysia Videos Himself (Video) by cococandy(f): 2:36pm On Sep 18, 2016
God forbid? really? Don't make me cry. I got it. Traded in my iphone6 so I got a good discount. You're right though. Apart from camera and a few things, there's not much difference between it and iphone6. Maybe the weirder smiley faces? Lol. But I like iPhones though.

You ignore the danes if you can. I try.

Baby agbani is just that. Gorgeous.
Want a sneak peek? I'm so excited. She's just too pretty. I can't wait to start chasing boys off my porch.
banmee:
Get the Iphone? God forbid. I have always been a Note person and this Note 7 is the best of them all. It is unfreaking believable. It is a power house of anything you could ever want in a phone. The Iphone 7 is just a repackaged Iphone 6 with minor improvements. And i did not run away from the kitchen. I left so i can preserve my sanity. Too many s.tupid don know about the thread. I can't stand s.tupid people. I have a horrible temper and i don't like loosing it around people i respect.

P.s Ejiro don turn to to Denzel Washington ooooo. I hope baby Agbani is ready. E be like say na me go ask for dowry. The boy too fine gan ni. cool
Phones › Re: Nigerian Man Buying Iphone7 In Malaysia Videos Himself (Video) by cococandy(f): 2:19pm On Sep 18, 2016
banmee:
Where have you been? Long time no see, or hear from you. Get what?
You ran away from the kitchen. Oh I'm fine. smiley

I meant the iPhone7
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f):
Youngpo413:
see this fool, irony indeed, irony my foot
I'm really dumbing it down because you clearly aren't smart. But I've lost a good number of brain cells engaging your empty-headed p3nis-totting self.

Any further and I may permanently lose my ability to reason like you have. so ciao
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f): 2:16pm On Sep 18, 2016
Youngpo413:
oh you just described your mum, no wonder you are so emotionally imbalance, take heart, I'm sure to are taking after her in every thing, I now understand better
I am emotionally imbalanced? Says you that sees a hoe in every woman and is full of hatred for women going by your constant denigrating choice of words. And your decision never to be in a stable balanced relationship:

Like they say only a mad man doesn't know he's mad. You've only managed to show the whole world who's responsible for your deep seated animosity towards women. Clinical mommy issues too bad. Sorry.
Get out from under her shadow and see that not all women are hoes.
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f): 2:08pm On Sep 18, 2016
Youngpo413:
I know you won't believe him since you bitchez don't have anything to offer apart from your pusys.
You don't even see the irony. Garri brain.
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f): 2:06pm On Sep 18, 2016
Youngpo413:
cheap hoe
grin

She should have made you go outside before bringing in those men to conduct hoe-business with. Instead She let you watch. Now Look how you turned out?
Phones › Re: Nigerian Man Buying Iphone7 In Malaysia Videos Himself (Video) by cococandy(f): 2:04pm On Sep 18, 2016
banmee:
So how does someone who works hard look? Hunger no go kill you.
Did you get it?
Phones › Re: Nigerian Man Buying Iphone7 In Malaysia Videos Himself (Video) by cococandy(f): 2:03pm On Sep 18, 2016
The phone isn't even that different from iPhone6. If you have an iPhone6, you can trade it in and get the 7 with up 300-400 dollar discount. So what's the big deal?

Heads up the smileys are weird looking though.
Phones › Re: Nigerian Man Buying Iphone7 In Malaysia Videos Himself (Video) by cococandy(f): 2:01pm On Sep 18, 2016
Tell me about it.
greenhulk:
Only in Nigeria will someone bustle to get money and some lazy bums will be online teaching him on how and how not to spend his money. It's his money for God's sake, it's nobody's business how he spends it because nobody here knows how he got the money. seriously the iphone 7 starts at $650 just like every other flagship phones, why are people making so much noise about this? Galaxy Note 7 starts from $800 , the pone explodes and people are not making too much noise about it. I dont know when it has become a crime for someone to spend $650 of his hard earned money on a phone.
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f): 1:59pm On Sep 18, 2016
Youngpo413:
cheap things like you can never ever be independent, I know your type, so stop forming, just accept reality
Hoe-colored lenses!
Family › Re: Escaping US Alimony By Moving To Naija by cococandy(f): 1:58pm On Sep 18, 2016
But that's only sensible. They come to nairaland to paint a picture that doesn't exist. Only fools believe them anyway.
Lies like you can get married today, divorce next month and be expected to pay alimony.

eyinjuege:
It's not by force to marry.
If you do marry, have a prenuptial.
If you do marry, ensure your wife works, and be both ready to employ child minders.
You cannot ask your spouse to give up her career and means of livelihood, and after some years when she's obviously way out of the job market, has lost skills in the work place, and probably put her education on hold to raise your children because child minders are expensive, suddenly be thrown out with no support.
I believe the law should protect all and practice equality, but more importantly, equity.
I read a story recently on front page when a young man was asking if his 18year old sister should be allowed to marry a man who likes her because she's fair. This lady is still in ss3. He had come 2years earlier when she was in 16years in ss1. The parents of the girl can still support her to further her studies, but the man is persistent and says he will still send her to school. If per adventure he doesn't, she gets pregnant and starts raising their children. After 15 to 20years with no skills, they get divorced for whatever reason would you see it as unfair if she gets spousal support from him? Is it unfair he pays child support for his underage children, depending on who has custody?
If men can allow their women to be independent, and not let them be saddled with child minding and taking care of the home, these same women can make a headway in their lives financial wise. In the advent of a divorce, the man may even be able to get away with receiving alimony and even child support.
Yes, some men do receive alimony, though few. We have some stay at home dads these days.
If both partners can agree on how to both raise their children i.e who stays with the child, and when; who takes care of the house chores and when; who pays what bills and when, and both are financially stable, I doubt if all this alimony thing would favour women alone. Of course child support is a must for both parents.
Once as a man you ask your wife to give up her job, so she can stay at home with the children because you cannot cut down your hours at work to look after the children and the home, then don't be surprised if you are asked to pay alimony.

Each case and circumstance is different and would be treated differently by the family courts.

The law should be all about equity and fairness to all, whether man or woman.

That's my belief anyway.
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f): 1:54pm On Sep 18, 2016
Youngpo413:
This is nairaland, anyone can claim anything, you are different from an average naija hoe who depends on men for finances, at least you sounds like one.
Like I said I can't be blamed that you see the world through hoe-colored lenses. It's not your fault that you were raised that way.
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f): 1:53pm On Sep 18, 2016
Toks2008:
Not all men cheat and I can never cheat on a lady that gives me what I want in marriage.
Oh really? grin
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f): 1:52pm On Sep 18, 2016
Youngpo413:
and you brainless hoe never understood the op before jumping to conclusions, I don't even know what you are afraid of, maybe you are afraid that your dirty past will come hunting you in marriage... Brainless fool.
Hehe. As usual. No intelligence whatsoever.

Sell some p3nis and buy half a brain.
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f): 1:51pm On Sep 18, 2016
MrPresident1:
The notion of a cheating man is a modern day fad. As long as a man is not sleeping with another man's wife, a man cannot be said to be cheating. Cheating on who?

A woman on the other hand is entitled to only one man because more than one deek in a woman's life will mess up her DNA.

Ile aiye ti change sha.
Lmao. Mess up her DNA? That she already got from her parents before she was born? And the post got 6 likes. So there are 6 dumbos out there who believe sex can affect DNA?
That's it. I give up. Faints grin
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f): 1:45pm On Sep 18, 2016
Youngpo413:
are you independent? Mgbeke feeling funky.
not everyone is your lame ass Amaka who can't buy panties without your money. Hence your conviction that she's under you and fit to be treated anyhow.
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by cococandy(f): 1:43pm On Sep 18, 2016
Youngpo413:
ladies with brain, I laugh in Spanish who dash banana, as if you hoes are better interms of cheating, you better wake up and face reality, fish brain.
Only men born by hoes see all women as hoes.
My father wasn't a randy goat. So I don't believe all men cheat. I wonder what makes you think all women are hoes. Most likely raised in whorehouse.

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